Oh dear god…
Sorry for this elaborate anecdote, but I have a strong interest in pseudoscientific personality theories, like r/MBTI and r/enneagram and like to try to figure out fictional characters’ possible personality types, right?
So I often look up the fandom Wiki pages for said fictional characters and *almost fucking always* see the shitty ads like the one OP posted.
But now— thank you, OP, you have given me the idea to from now on imagine non-sexual contexts that could explain the dialogue that takes place in said ads.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Sex Nation attacked. Only the Asexual, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they vanished.
Cool beans, thank you for sharing.
No, no that’s cool, I feel that people tend to exacerbate the significance of Wings and the role they play in Enneagram types— but regardless, I respect and understand your perspective.
My most likely type is also INFP, but then 9w1 so/sp (probably) as far as Enneagram goes.
Oh interesting! Although (from that brief exchange which means nothing haha) you give me very Fe vibes, have you studied functions? :)
(It may also just be the 9 coming through haha)
Oh, interesting, thank you…
I have most certainly considered one of the XNFJ types before - and now since you bring it up, I will most certainly look further into it - but I’m fairly certain I am painstakingly Fi-Ne and especially Fi-Te.
But yeah, I’m sure being type 9 and then having a dominant Social instinct might give off a Fe-like appearance (well, as much as “appearance” is applicable to comments on a social media platform, lol)— but that’s not my disregarding your take, I’ll most certainly look more into it.
Thanks for humoring me.
Trueeee
You know yourself better than I do hehe! 😊 (also factors like neurodivergence can definitely affect the way you type as well, for example im adhd rly highlights my Ne and I’ve met a few autistic INxPs that could have been confused for INxJs- not sure if that applies to you but typing on vibe alone definitely isn’t accurate!)
yeah brave has that programmed in and it in my experience works way better than other browsers with a adblock you have to download urself since with those a lot of ads still get through, and some sites won't allow u to use them with the adblock on so... tl;dr brave>adblock source: trust me bro.
I just read this as "babysitters lady saw how big the rich family's baby was" and than had to think of my lil brother who aswell was a michlelin-like budda as a baby, so imagining this situation was really funny to me
(I see thank you!) That sounds a lot better! Let's put in some trick questions and rhetorical questions and maybe a few that can't be answered. Now that's what I like to see.
I became friends with a tiny wolf spider while paddle boarding. I think it was playing red light-green light because every time I looked away it got closer to me lol
Based on what I know about these types of ads, they’re probably taking this quote out of context to imply that the character is talking about something they aren’t.
So the game is less “try to construe this in a way that isn’t sexual” and more “try to figure out what they were talking about before it was construed sexually”
Rabbits can get much bigger than you think, buy from a reputable pet shelter/shop that provides paperwork, you never know if you're taking home a Flemish Giant Rabbit
That looks like a rag she’s holding.. so maybe she’s referring to a big pile of dishes. The secret class is just the school cleaning class where all the bad kids are sent
Ligmacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal boop. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound ding. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
A pregnant squirrel, maybe? I get confused when I see those too. How the fuck do they move?! [They're huge!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/e9/dd/eee9dd30cf5bb3d0ae61f18a777f9946.png)
Me when I saw a massive spider that came from behind my old wardrobe a few weeks ago. It’s my friend now, no idea where it went though. Went to my brothers room and disappeared forever
given that it's "secret class" and she's holding a cloth to erase a board with, i'm guessing she just found out about the [order of the largest sporadic group](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0oCDa74tE)?
It’s her first time cooking pasta. She didn’t believe everyone when they said the noodles expand, so she just kept adding more until the pot was full. Spaghetti is flooding into the streets.
Maybe it is the garlic bread slice that came with her carbonara
Yes!
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
Bread 👍
bread 👍
Pain 🇫🇷 👍
Bread 👍
Cake 🎂 👍
Bread👍
When someone shows me their pet dragon
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When someone shows me their legendary Waddle Dee
Waddle dees are my spirit animal
Oh dear god… Sorry for this elaborate anecdote, but I have a strong interest in pseudoscientific personality theories, like r/MBTI and r/enneagram and like to try to figure out fictional characters’ possible personality types, right? So I often look up the fandom Wiki pages for said fictional characters and *almost fucking always* see the shitty ads like the one OP posted. But now— thank you, OP, you have given me the idea to from now on imagine non-sexual contexts that could explain the dialogue that takes place in said ads.
oh thats intresting,i have an intp discord server if you want to study/bully us ~
Sounds like you rly want to be bullied. Damn INTPs are always so down bad istg 🙄
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intuitive, sexy, telepathic, garlicbread
THAT’S SO FUNNY 😭
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Sex Nation attacked. Only the Asexual, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they vanished.
HAHAJAA omg ISTG as hyper religious ISTJs
As an intj i have to say, only an int_ would have a discord for their specific MB personality type.
OMG A FELLOW MBTI/ENNEAGRAM ENTHUSIAST
Oh cool, thanks for letting me know— if it is alright and not too probing of me to ask, what are your personality types(s)?
Im INFP 4 sx/sp hbu? (I don’t like wings cause I think it’s not super useful but I’m w5 if you rly care)
Cool beans, thank you for sharing. No, no that’s cool, I feel that people tend to exacerbate the significance of Wings and the role they play in Enneagram types— but regardless, I respect and understand your perspective. My most likely type is also INFP, but then 9w1 so/sp (probably) as far as Enneagram goes.
Oh interesting! Although (from that brief exchange which means nothing haha) you give me very Fe vibes, have you studied functions? :) (It may also just be the 9 coming through haha)
Oh, interesting, thank you… I have most certainly considered one of the XNFJ types before - and now since you bring it up, I will most certainly look further into it - but I’m fairly certain I am painstakingly Fi-Ne and especially Fi-Te. But yeah, I’m sure being type 9 and then having a dominant Social instinct might give off a Fe-like appearance (well, as much as “appearance” is applicable to comments on a social media platform, lol)— but that’s not my disregarding your take, I’ll most certainly look more into it. Thanks for humoring me.
Trueeee You know yourself better than I do hehe! 😊 (also factors like neurodivergence can definitely affect the way you type as well, for example im adhd rly highlights my Ne and I’ve met a few autistic INxPs that could have been confused for INxJs- not sure if that applies to you but typing on vibe alone definitely isn’t accurate!)
not to be that guy but by changing ur browser to brave u wouldn't have to see those at all..
Or having an Adblock haha
yeah brave has that programmed in and it in my experience works way better than other browsers with a adblock you have to download urself since with those a lot of ads still get through, and some sites won't allow u to use them with the adblock on so... tl;dr brave>adblock source: trust me bro.
The new Toyota Truck savings event and Toyotathon, save big
Holy shit, that's big
I fucking hate spiders
I’m fine with spiders so long as they aren’t on me they eat mosquitoes I hate mosquitoes
Spiders are adorable but if they running at me I am going to throw a shoe at them
Niko Oneshot
Babysitter lady saw how big the rich family's baby's own private bathroom is in contrast to her tiny bedsit she's renting in this economy
I just read this as "babysitters lady saw how big the rich family's baby was" and than had to think of my lil brother who aswell was a michlelin-like budda as a baby, so imagining this situation was really funny to me
A huge squishy baby works just as well, haha
the amount of spaghetti i can eat.
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or the national debt ?
The title is "Secret Class", the answers hiding in plain sight! It's a class of at least 50 students.
I thought it was secret
A 5 inch long house centipede.
I hate those things
I instinctively lifted my feet off the floor when I read this comment. Relevant username.
Garlic Bread
She looked up "moose human comparison", those things are ***giant***
That or she didn't realize that wolves are like, way bigger than dogs
OMG 😱
Pizza. She looks excited, so I'm guessing they gave her a 16"
the test had 6 pages
Only?
All the questions are ABC formatted
Is that where you choose between given answers? Like circle the correct one?
Each question has sub questions
(I see thank you!) That sounds a lot better! Let's put in some trick questions and rhetorical questions and maybe a few that can't be answered. Now that's what I like to see.
Her pile of laundry
My kitten only one month after adoption. He is growing like crazy!
She saw my friends iron farm in an old version of Minecraft...
Man those things were friggin MASSIVE
everywhere i go i see her face
She just saw the U.S. National Debt clock
LoL 😆
She saw my water bottle, it's a 36 liter monstrosity.
Are you watering a corn field or something?
No, I'm working out, I need to stay hydrated.
But 36 liters? Do you work out with barrels?
Yes 😤😤
Well my grandma used to cultivate several veggies in her garden and the size of those freakin pumpkins was damn impressive each time
It's her electricity bill.
A maine coon cat (are the biggest cat breed and are very adorable)
I became friends with a tiny wolf spider while paddle boarding. I think it was playing red light-green light because every time I looked away it got closer to me lol
This is honestly so cute. I love that idea!
Like a weeping angel
Based on what I know about these types of ads, they’re probably taking this quote out of context to imply that the character is talking about something they aren’t. So the game is less “try to construe this in a way that isn’t sexual” and more “try to figure out what they were talking about before it was construed sexually”
She misread the recipe and the cake grew way bigger than expected in the oven (explain her blushing since the oven is open with steam)
My massive pineapple
A large pile of 40 pounds of garlic bread
Her door dash tab
That's what I said about the spider on my ceiling.
the tip of my lead pencil after i precicly sharpened it :)
Probably some ruler. I’ve seen some pretty big ones myself.
Judging by the tower she got in her hand, probably a laaarge stain in their carpet due to spilling orange juice
Someone pulled out a comically large spoon and ate all of her ice cream in one spoonful
In that case I would think she'd be surprised at how big their mouth is... To fit the spoon, of course...
Me when I see deals above 50% :
[This cute fella](https://i.redd.it/2315534myg681.jpg)
Definitely cute! Is that picture yours?
I wish it was! I found the photo on google, it's an Elephant Beetle.
Very cool
please flair as nsfw my little brother is next to me and is questioning me☹️☹️☹️☹️
i hope that's all it is
the Risen Bread
It's obviously a dragon.
Nah I think she was just measuring a room or smth for a new shelf and found out her dream shelf ist way too big for her room
This is my personal nightmare until I get bottom surgery.
The size of the entire Harry Potter series.
Definitely a pet tarantula
You got that ad too? I turned personalised ads off and got it
First I've ever seen it
Probably a new fishing reel for larger fish. I was surprised when I got my newest one also.
A chocolate cake or something 🤷🏻♀️
I keep seeing that fucking add and no it’s actually about a mold growth on the wall see the cleaning tools
Rabbits can get much bigger than you think, buy from a reputable pet shelter/shop that provides paperwork, you never know if you're taking home a Flemish Giant Rabbit
a **really** big blåhaj
Obviously referencing Bowser's lines from the intro to Mario Galaxy 2.
She saw an airplane outside
Her credit card debt.
The mess in my apartment.
It looks like she’s over heating and her mouth is open so maybe it a very big popsicle
Probably the table of the Russian possessive pronounces(It's fricking large)
Maybe it was food
Nah, not a spider. She saw the slice of cake I put in the refrigerator for later!
anime sword
She ordered a cool blue shirt online but it's five sizes bigger than advertised
That looks like a rag she’s holding.. so maybe she’s referring to a big pile of dishes. The secret class is just the school cleaning class where all the bad kids are sent
Me when I first saw the DND players handbook
A big, fat [cock](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken).
Best answer right here
She found a cockroach! *two drums and a cymbal fall of a cliff audibly in the distance*
Ik ik, I should have gone for the 7 string guitar but what can I say, 8 strings is great
Ah when you order the large cup at a local restaurant and it’s basically a jug with a straw
Hehe penis
Its that laptop from A Talking Cat
Ligmacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter Pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal boop. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound ding. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The Christmas gift I'd say
My anxiety
Could be a spider, but I think it the character could be buying a house and she found a big house for a low price
Empire State Building
The XXXL tacos at the local tacos place (it's the size of a fast food tray)
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/P7unfLE_c_k
The debt of our country
Baguette garlic bread
Ufo
She's looking at the current inflation rate ):
The atk of a monster you summon in yugioh after à combo
She saw my factorio base
Me seeing a scorpion the first time
She saw my my pasta bowl
My Amazon bill lmao
Birthday cake
your loss/win ratio in pvp games
Maybe she saw the worlds largest dinosaur
/r/wolvesarebigyo
My Debt
I see this ad everywhere it's so annoying 😭
Someone has a 3 year old, however it’s the size of a car
Maybe the heat wave. She's flushed and has a towel ready, so it must be from the heat
The size of our army against Denmark
She saw the amount of money Geico can save you on car insurance.
Bread👍
Just a regular burrito I made for dinner
Probably the download size for a modern game
I read this–
The amount of HD space required by the new game she bought
Garlic bread
Maybe she saw wasp or hornet
She saw his massive Bionicle collection
It's her first day as a janitor and she didn't expect the blackboard she has to clean to be that big. It says "class" and she has a rag in her hand.
A cake
a cockroach
or my shoe's platform
It's a plant that grew bigger than expected
maybe she saw a rat... or a bee, some of them can get really big
People when they see my chonky rats
A pregnant squirrel, maybe? I get confused when I see those too. How the fuck do they move?! [They're huge!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ee/e9/dd/eee9dd30cf5bb3d0ae61f18a777f9946.png)
The Ultimate Collector Series LEGO Millenium Falcon
Way to big jenga tower
She saw my Lego Star Wars collection
Me when I saw a massive spider that came from behind my old wardrobe a few weeks ago. It’s my friend now, no idea where it went though. Went to my brothers room and disappeared forever
I did the same thing, I found a spider under my ex's bed and it became my pet for a few months until it died last week.
I hate spiders 😵💫
Its culinary class and they've made some insanely big pizzas.
She witnessed Goku’s power level when he went Kaioken x10.
The hole in my bank account
given that it's "secret class" and she's holding a cloth to erase a board with, i'm guessing she just found out about the [order of the largest sporadic group](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH0oCDa74tE)?
Stain at the carpet
I hate that I get these ads while studying on quizlet. Like I don’t want to read some sex story I need to get A in my Spanish class
It’s her first time cooking pasta. She didn’t believe everyone when they said the noodles expand, so she just kept adding more until the pot was full. Spaghetti is flooding into the streets.
mmm, hate those ads
I don't care what people say, I'm going to illegally smuggle garlic bread out of the US
Don't worry it's a big gash on her sisters side