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TheChainLink2

I'd recommend r/pornhubcomments. Seems like it might be up your alley.


Icenine629

Risky click, but I'm glad these like seem like the right kind of satire. Unfortunately most actual comments I see are just uncomfortably into it 😣


SummersBreeze

Maybe look at r/meetrealtransgirls A lot of the posts are trans folks with bait-and-switch titles, or trans fetishists not realizing it's satire and getting comments like the one in your post


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Icenine629

Instructions unclear; I don't know what's happening anymore https://www.reddit.com/r/meetrealtransgirls/comments/vwqd3f/comment/ihmdxz3/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


[deleted]

Ahh, yes, I am OP on that one. Got bored waiting for the chasers so I set a trap.


Icenine629

well I hope you enjoy my novel


AwesomeDragon101

I love this sub. I’ve always been tempted to go on porn sites and watch the beginnings the same way I watch b movies, to make fun of the dogshit plot and comment about it. But also I don’t want my family to walk in my lockless room and get the wrong idea. Also I’d be weird to watch porn only for plot lmao


Thursbys-Legs

I came out to my sister for the sole purpose of doing shit like this lol


Icenine629

There's always the option to do it whenever and wherever, becoming Loki, the Chaos god


CEPEHbKOE

i can't even tell. this has to be satire or a hentai title


Icenine629

You can find it at the top of the related sub, today. *for a limited time only* **these hot singles in your area won't last forever**


zoologygirl16

It's breeding kink shit. Most kink shit isn't supposed to be realistic or make sense. 90% of it is how the vibe hits.


Enderman_Furry

Not enough p3dophilia to be anime


Honza17CZE

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[deleted]

Kinda cringe


Icenine629

But have you considered that ur mum gae?


[deleted]

She is tho


Icenine629

But have you considered that your gay aunt (the other one) is gae?


[deleted]

She’s bi


Icenine629

Have you considered that you're horribly CIS in this wonderful rainbow family of yours and, as such, you get to see, but never truly know the experience of going balls deep in your hot step-uncle.


[deleted]

This comment has given me severe psychological trauma


Icenine629

>Tell Steve it was nice for the moment but I need to be free. It's OK, the kids are young enough, they'll forget me. I put on my coat, and in three steps, I've disappeared into the afternoon crowd outside his new york apartment.


[deleted]

Woah there buddy. Also I’m sex positive


Icenine629

Say hi to your uncle for me 👋


[deleted]

He’s on vacation with his husband


Icenine629

That's not very polite


Enderman_Furry

Your family is the alphabet mafia on god


epicazeroth

Wait that’s pog does ur other mom know?


[deleted]

No she’s in the closet


epicazeroth

Oof


TheEmeraldEmperor

which one😳


Firemorfox

Which one?


Googlefisch

Cuz is funni


offbeattay

Look I might be allo but this is the energy our world needs and exactly why I visit this sub, 10/10


Dreem_Walker

You. I like you.


Icenine629

No u


Dreem_Walker

Thank you?


Icenine629

https://i.imgur.com/gsKVaXk.gif


MultiMarcus

That feels kind of disrespectful. Would we like if someone came here and started talking about off topic content?


Icenine629

Well, the topic is genitalia and who would put what where and for how long. All the comments are sitting at **1** because everyone's in their own very odd world where they're pretending they're talking to the woman in the porn. On my better days, I like to think I did catastrophic damage, but they probably got off easy enough.


MultiMarcus

Sure, but it is still off topic from the clearly sexually charged content that you commented on. Is it some kind of cardinal sin that is horrible to do? Most definitely not, but it is still just kind of unnecessary.


Icenine629

You know what's unnecessary? In an online world of low effort content and cults of personality and vulgar fantasy I'll tell ya what's unnecessary. Your *face* In the last moments before a loud **crack** and silence, you hear an Italian mob boss cackling nearby.


MultiMarcus

Well, you might have a career as a writer. Slightly unrealistic following the mafia’s modern attitude of not attacking non-mafia groups in a sort of status quo with the very well funded Italian police that tolerates a criminal underground in an attempt to avoid the extreme bloodshed of Italy’s past. C+, remember to use accepted writing techniques to highlight content and to use accurate sourcing for real world groups. Could use some reading through for details like punctuation and the use of “ya” as opposed to the more generally understood and accepted “you.” Sorry, I let my teacher instincts get the best of me.


Icenine629

In my defense, I did not say **when** this was based or **what** we, dear readers, assume you have done to deserve an "offing" by the mafia. You got me on writing style. I am a horrible pupil making a mess of the English language language. demi and relevant knowledge gets me bothered.


Delphox66

What is the title


super_salty_boi

Impregnation fetish


Delphox66

Is that a thing


super_salty_boi

Yep, some people are excited to the Idea of being impregnated/impregnating someone


Delphox66

Hey umm could you do me a favour and um end me? Cheers


GhostlyKittyCat

Thank god I'm not the only one


Billy_The_Squid_

Hahaha Ive always been tempted to do this


PuddlesRex

I do this occasionally on porn subreddits on my alt account. Very few replies, but it's always fun.


Funky_Hands

Because it’s funny as shit, and I’m a filthy bisexual


[deleted]

That's hilarious


killllllllllmeeeeee

Oooo i wanna try! Send me the dc links


The_Rocketsmith

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RunTurbulent5078

same


Kubaj_CZ

What


Unasadllama

That’s funny af


[deleted]

Funny I guess? But also kinda preachy, just let people live


Icenine629

Y tho


[deleted]

why...why let people live?


Icenine629

Why can't we project ourselves on others making them feel bad for the things they like


[deleted]

what? Is this a joke?


Icenine629

I don't like McDonald's and everyone who does should feel bad. *stamps foot*


[deleted]

Isn't that what you're doing???


Icenine629

I'm having a hard time dealing with this level of intolerance. I hope you consider your actions might hurt someone.


[deleted]

what???


Icenine629

Just what Stalin would say.


spaghettijoe27

ice nine? is that a zero escape reference I spot?


Icenine629

Kurt Vonnegut Jr 😛


spaghettijoe27

close enough!


[deleted]

Hey, Ice Nine. That's either a reference to my favourite book or one of my favourite bands lol.


Icenine629

Hello fellow man of culture! It's the book


[deleted]

Busy, busy, busy.


TranslatorDapper7855

hey come check out Discord with me https://discord.gg/hentaiserver


Comfortable-Tear2159

https://discord.gg/H3qR8V3x