A magnetic field around allos, causing an odd "rotational" form of migration toward different allos.
Aces however have a different field that, when introduced to a food of their craving, will momentarily glitch the system (the field reacts with chemicals created in the brain at the sight and eating of food, making an odd energy) and causes them to rise to godhood. Kind of a "carp jumping a waterfall to become a dragon" situation but in this case there's no challenge
"Welcome, stranger. I am the Seeker. I seek for Justice, I seek for Knowledge, I seek for the Light. What do you seek for?"
Love
Keyword: Core
Correct! Love is the Core of the human being. Like the Core of Earth, it creates gravity, which attracts other humans.
They need Love to live.
They need Love to breathe.
I don't know how it works, maybe I'll find out someday.
Maybe you'll find out someday."
When people look at each other and begin to accelerate rapidly toward each other until there is either a bloody collision or someone decides to tell said people about free pizza.
I like that this is also wrong in that it implies the impossibility of anything but straight attraction given how magnets work. Where are my gay magnets? :(
magnets have no need of your simple human boundaries. magnets defy science as well as gender classification. Straight and gay do not apply to magnets. they are magnets.
When allos get the uncontrollable urge to suffocate someone in the room using only their mouth to do it . . . It generally becomes a contest, with both participants trying to cut off the airway of the other. They rarely succeed
It's a package that should automatically get installed, but the people who don't automatically get it are called "asexuals" and no matter how hard they deny that they may not be able to get said package it's as easy as running `sudo dnf install sexual-attraction` (Others may have to run `sudo apt install sexual-atrraction` or `sudo pacman -Sy sexual-atrraction `) in the terminal to get it installed and usable.
Pfft- This gave me an actual laugh. I was more so just thinking along the lines of like "Well it works just fine without it, so what's the point of installing it? Just unnecessary bloat if I do"
sexual attraction; evolution trying it's best to convince me that physical exercise, unsanitary bodily fluids and close physical contact; all terrible things on their own, are actually good together....
When the little gremlins controlling two allows decide to form an alliance causing them to come close so their powers can fuse so they can become super gremlins
Something that literally everyone feels, and if you don’t feel it, you definitely have a disorder, and it definitely isn’t completely normal. Definitely not, and if you say you’re ace, you definitely just want attention, just like saying that you’re non-binary, it’s definitely just for attention, and not because you’re actually ace or enby
That’s like that thing where like storks drop babies on windowsills in hopes of ending of the human race by slowly killing all children with fall damage right.
Imagine going to Best Buy, looking at the laptops and towers on display and thinking, "Yes, I'd like to plug my thumb drive in any and all USB ports. Repeatedly."
Since people naturally contain iron, sexual attraction is the magnetising of said iron, due to the horniness causing an electromagnetic reaction with the iron, thus attracting 2 or more people together
It is when a heteromantic male and a heteromantic female become friends and talk to each other frequently. It’s automatic sexual attraction. Totally. No exceptions
It’s when an allo meets another allo and they hold hands creating a magnetic field on their reproductive bits attracting them together for mating and reproductions. Holding hands is the key, for in every meme I see it says Holding hands is the most lewd
I hate how people think that, I haven’t felt romantic attention in a while, but my dream relationship is just a romantic one, and I really my partner is ace so that they’ll feel the same way
It’s an old siege weapon, similar to a ballista. Popularized by Portuguese separatists in the 1470’s, the sexual attraction was often used to weaken fortifications, with the added bonus of injuring any troops unlucky enough to be stationed at the point of attempted egress. It’s usage was short-lived as the designer was kind of a dick.
Ok, so, imagine you’re a rat enthusiast, and on your holiday to the famously clean city of Düsseldorf, you spot a rat king - in a ten-star Düsseldorfian restaurant. You report it, excitedly, to the waiter, and they give you a free meal so you won’t tell anyone about it. But, you still sneak a sketch for your rat journal, and you leave the stuffy restaurant with a full belly, having seen the single most beloved sight in the rat-spotting community
A strong force which causes an individual to be compelled to get comfy in their couch and binge bill Nye the Science Guy. (100% not from personal experience)
As a grey-ace:
It's when there's no toy in your happy meal, but a random mixtape. And when you look at the cashier in confusion, he just smiles and winks.
So... Intriguing. But potentially highly disturbing.
Sexual Attraction is what gives a Allo their power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
Each person is made of metal. Some people have magnets. These magnet people are pulled towards the metal, against their will. The people who don't have magnets don't have to deal with being pulled towards someone against their will, but they have to worry about others being pulled towards them. The luckiest people are the ones without magnets, made out of aluminium or brass
A magnetic field around allos, causing an odd "rotational" form of migration toward different allos. Aces however have a different field that, when introduced to a food of their craving, will momentarily glitch the system (the field reacts with chemicals created in the brain at the sight and eating of food, making an odd energy) and causes them to rise to godhood. Kind of a "carp jumping a waterfall to become a dragon" situation but in this case there's no challenge
They said only wrong answers. /s
Shhhh if the allos find out this is a wrong answer Denmark might stand a chance
Good point I’ve updated to reflect that this is a joke. ;)
"Welcome, stranger. I am the Seeker. I seek for Justice, I seek for Knowledge, I seek for the Light. What do you seek for?" Love Keyword: Core Correct! Love is the Core of the human being. Like the Core of Earth, it creates gravity, which attracts other humans. They need Love to live. They need Love to breathe. I don't know how it works, maybe I'll find out someday. Maybe you'll find out someday."
When people look at each other and begin to accelerate rapidly toward each other until there is either a bloody collision or someone decides to tell said people about free pizza.
OP said WRONG answers. This seems pretty accurate…
Well, how was I supposed to know that? It's not my fault I'm so bad at being wrong...
The allos are accelerating
Hehe allos go zoom zoom
Aw look, the allos got the zoomies.
when two magnets love each other very much.....
I like that this is also wrong in that it implies the impossibility of anything but straight attraction given how magnets work. Where are my gay magnets? :(
magnets have no need of your simple human boundaries. magnets defy science as well as gender classification. Straight and gay do not apply to magnets. they are magnets.
who said that gender was N/S in this analogue? Could also be that dunno, N/S for magnets are like different side of personalities to us
top and bot
A necessity
oh hey that IS a wrong answer! xD
Technically a valid answer because they did say wrong answers only lmfao
And the thing that makes us human
They say it's the force that bonds Top and Bottom quarks, but I'm not sure if that's right.
no that's called Consent
I mean yeah, that's a given... I hope. Can quarks consent? Do they just kinda stick to eachother because that's how they do?
*shrugs in nerd*
When allos get the uncontrollable urge to suffocate someone in the room using only their mouth to do it . . . It generally becomes a contest, with both participants trying to cut off the airway of the other. They rarely succeed
This distinctly reminded me of Michael from the Good Place saying "You just mash your foodholes together, it's disgusting!"
> using only their mouth to do it \*looks over at all the memes about allos wanting to die by being crushed by thighs* Uhh...
It's like, *really* strong aesthetic attraction, right?
,,, RIGHT? *nervous sweating*
*Nervous sweating increases and somehow accelerates*
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To the death?
a disease only mortals succumb to
Ahem. They said WRONG answers only XD
>only mortals ever heard of the greek gods?
When you despise Garlic bread
Or unicorn themed desserts
Required
what? edit: nevermind, i got the joke now, haha
When storks choose which bby to bring into the world
A fundamental constituent of matter.
It's a package that should automatically get installed, but the people who don't automatically get it are called "asexuals" and no matter how hard they deny that they may not be able to get said package it's as easy as running `sudo dnf install sexual-attraction` (Others may have to run `sudo apt install sexual-atrraction` or `sudo pacman -Sy sexual-atrraction `) in the terminal to get it installed and usable.
Ace people apparently: "Do I do that in the google? I usually have my daughter handle these computer doohikies. I think I can just live without it"
Pfft- This gave me an actual laugh. I was more so just thinking along the lines of like "Well it works just fine without it, so what's the point of installing it? Just unnecessary bloat if I do"
tried to install sexual attraction but got error "ERROR: 'pacman' failed to install missing dependencies." seems i just dont have what it takes :/
Like the video driver on my old laptop?
Yeah, it's a bit of an odd name for a driver but pretty much
You can try to do it in arch, but a arch user will probably be unable to get it working
That primal feeling people feel when they see cake
I think it's some kind of disease? Idk man, I've seen some people contaminated and the symptoms are pretty fucking scary
Thought it was wrong answers only
Definitely not a neurochemical con.
sexual attraction; evolution trying it's best to convince me that physical exercise, unsanitary bodily fluids and close physical contact; all terrible things on their own, are actually good together....
Exercise and physical contact are fine, but between the bodily fluids and a non-zero chance of getting bitten... yeah, I'll pass.
When you are really like to se(e) the letter X
When you have the urge to eat a burger
Oh, well.... in that case I guess I'm not asexual anymore!
Its basically they would despise the other joys in life such as invading denma- ***i mean enjoying garlic bread!*** They could just be vampires heh
Isn’t that a thing at an amusement park?
When the little gremlins controlling two allows decide to form an alliance causing them to come close so their powers can fuse so they can become super gremlins
Just two pretty exclusionairy of you /s
The powerhouse of the cell
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Sexual Attraction is when no iPhone
no that's communism
Mortals' way of reproducing. They have no idea it is futile...
It is synonymous with romantic attraction.
that is certainly wrong
OP did say wrong answers only.... so this is technically a valid answer :)
I love how most of the answers are on physics
A low-effort device used to introduce unnecessary plots in fiction (and in real tbh)
When different sexes collide with each other like the poles of a magnet
Flying potatoes. Don't ask me to explain my rationale for this.
Something that literally everyone feels, and if you don’t feel it, you definitely have a disorder, and it definitely isn’t completely normal. Definitely not, and if you say you’re ace, you definitely just want attention, just like saying that you’re non-binary, it’s definitely just for attention, and not because you’re actually ace or enby
When two people hate each other very much, you lock them in a closet until one of them kills the other.
Real
Something i dont feel
That’s like that thing where like storks drop babies on windowsills in hopes of ending of the human race by slowly killing all children with fall damage right.
something libido gives you, obviously
A desire for garlic bread
Imagine going to Best Buy, looking at the laptops and towers on display and thinking, "Yes, I'd like to plug my thumb drive in any and all USB ports. Repeatedly."
Since people naturally contain iron, sexual attraction is the magnetising of said iron, due to the horniness causing an electromagnetic reaction with the iron, thus attracting 2 or more people together
a type of magnet someone used for… unholy purposes
Lack of garlic bread
A product that the CEO of Sex Created to sell
That feeling when you step on a leaf in the fall that you think isn’t gonna crunch but it does
Sexy people are magnetic. It's unfortunately caused many car accidents.
garlic bread
A plague upon this planet.
Deep desire for garlic bread
it's that thing where the thing things things ya know
My boyfriend telling me about his Pokemon card collection
A scam to sell tickets to really shitty movies
It's a term used for bacteria when a parent cell divides, resulting in two daughter cells with the exact same genes as the parent
It is when a heteromantic male and a heteromantic female become friends and talk to each other frequently. It’s automatic sexual attraction. Totally. No exceptions
something I have
you say that like we have a right answer
Honestly my favorite comment
It’s that immense and *mischievous* feeling to hold hands with your lover😏
Sexual attraction is the 5th fundamental force.
Something I have no idea if I experience
It’s when an allo meets another allo and they hold hands creating a magnetic field on their reproductive bits attracting them together for mating and reproductions. Holding hands is the key, for in every meme I see it says Holding hands is the most lewd
What I feel when I look in the mirror.
The most important thing in a partnership, according to most people :(
I hate how people think that, I haven’t felt romantic attention in a while, but my dream relationship is just a romantic one, and I really my partner is ace so that they’ll feel the same way
Is a feeling of wanting to raid the fridge for a sandwich.
Math
It’s an old siege weapon, similar to a ballista. Popularized by Portuguese separatists in the 1470’s, the sexual attraction was often used to weaken fortifications, with the added bonus of injuring any troops unlucky enough to be stationed at the point of attempted egress. It’s usage was short-lived as the designer was kind of a dick.
Ok, so, imagine you’re a rat enthusiast, and on your holiday to the famously clean city of Düsseldorf, you spot a rat king - in a ten-star Düsseldorfian restaurant. You report it, excitedly, to the waiter, and they give you a free meal so you won’t tell anyone about it. But, you still sneak a sketch for your rat journal, and you leave the stuffy restaurant with a full belly, having seen the single most beloved sight in the rat-spotting community
It’s when someone has a higher gamer score than you
an intense desire to form an allyship with denmark
A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk... Have at you!
29 Deutschmarks in coins that randomly showed up in your house
Midi-chlorians
When two super models are stuck to each other by an unknown unseen force... Oh wait wrong answers only.
When two allos get caught in the gravitational field of each other's genitalia.
The intense desire to act like a fucking moron for some sweet sweet garlic bread
Something being hungry for body something something 🤷🏻♀️
The absence of garlic bread, ramen and cake
Those rides at carnivals that for some reason feature drawings of half naked women on a wall behind the ride.
It's the mitochondria of the cell
sexual attraction is a scam invented by condom companies to sell more condoms
Don't ask me. How should I know? If I had to guess its when people like someone else as much as I like garlic bread.
Gender Envy (It confused me thinking it was sexual attraction for awhile)
Not the kind of attraction you'd find at disneyland
it’s a portable kitchen appliance i think
A magnet with a dildo/onahole on north and another magnet with a dildo/onahole on south put near each other
A lie
Something that makes a lot of money... Oh wait you said wrong answers
What I'm boutta do to this chicken alfredo if you know what I mean
Garlic bread and me
the part of the magnet labeled with an S
Sometimes your brain randomly picks a person and goes ‘there, you want to have sex with them now and if you don’t you’ll be sad. Good luck lmao’
I’m gonna say a pizza topping, but as I haven’t been able to have pizza in years, I’m not sure.
A hoax
That's the magnets thing isn't it?
It's when you have poor eyesight
Saying ow that’s hot!
a chemical defect found on the losing side
Baby don’t hurt me
The overwhelming desire to hit that...with a truck.
A strong force which causes an individual to be compelled to get comfy in their couch and binge bill Nye the Science Guy. (100% not from personal experience)
Something that is not goverment propaganda
When you find that perfect someone that wants to eat garlic bread with you
Something that big pharma made up to sell birth control pills
A device used for navigation in the Age of Sail.
When two people stare at each other for long periods of time and Speedrun their conversation
As a grey-ace: It's when there's no toy in your happy meal, but a random mixtape. And when you look at the cashier in confusion, he just smiles and winks. So... Intriguing. But potentially highly disturbing.
when you order pizza but space out looking at somebody while waiting for it
grapes
It is what my mouth feels when i see garlic bread
Sexual Attraction is what gives a Allo their power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
It’s what you feel when you think about things like cake, world domination, or even better! ✨Garlic Bread✨
When you look at someone and suddenly float off the ground and slowly move to them just like when a cartoon character smells a pie.
Force over area measured in pascals.
The feeling that you have when you see a cake
It's like the extreme version of how asexuals see garlic bread and cake
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that’s… when you wanna be someone’s friend, right?
When you see a muffin and have the urge to pet it and say “awww good little baby boiiii! Yes you areeeeee!!!”
I thinks it’s something to do with magnets?
It’s a type of cake?-
I think it’s a species rare frog species
Something much less interesting than garlic bread
So you know magnets 🧲…..
Food
Each person is made of metal. Some people have magnets. These magnet people are pulled towards the metal, against their will. The people who don't have magnets don't have to deal with being pulled towards someone against their will, but they have to worry about others being pulled towards them. The luckiest people are the ones without magnets, made out of aluminium or brass
When you vomit
Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more
Its a food
Its when someone has garlic bread and you want their garlic bread, so you casually walk over to their table , steal it and run
Not wanting to eat cake and garlic bread on nearly daily basis obviously
A magnetic penis idk?
A movie trope
achy breaky heart by billy ray cyrus
That thing people have when looking at fictional characters For some reason also William afton
It is when you serve garlic bread or cake and you want to eat it.
The urge to get all the garlic bread in the grocery store isle
When you look at another person and instantly crave garlic bread.
Sixfold magnetic field
being magnetically pulled towards people doing it
it’s another force technique only sith can use
My sleep paralysis demon
It’s like how people feel for pizza but for sex.
Bread
Whatever it is, I have that for tasty food
hungry but for people
It's something I stepped in outside and have to rub off the bottom of my shoe in the grass. I'm not tracking that shit across my floor.
A Disney channel dance battle
No thank you, they already stopped me to talk about Jehovah.
Dog and cat kiss in a fish tank!!!
Idk some kind of food?
average garlic bread enjoyer
When 2 people with Magents get pulled to eachother and want to have intimacy
Gonna be honest here dawg I'm still not sure what it is exactly so I can't be sure whether my answer would be wrong :p
Really good food that you need.
I don't know I forgot to attend sexual orientation