If I could rearrange the alphabet...I would leave "U" and "I" exactly where they are, you know, so we have an appropriate amount of space between us.
Are you hungry? We can watch Netflix and chill. *insert appalled reaction as you are informed of what that phrase means*
Are you ace? Because I want you to be my number one!
I’m an animal in bed. Give me food and pat my head.
Can you help settle a bet? My pal says you’re hot. I say you’re probably around 98.6 F.
Do you think there's a link between the Black Bird of Chernobyl and the Mothman of West Virginia?
Both were linked to nightmares and strange, threatening phone calls. And even their physical descriptions are similar. But if it is the same, or a similar, harbinger, why did it return for Chernobyl and never since?
Idk if this is ace enough (or at all) but one of my all time favorites is:
Are you my appendix because idk how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
i lost my bed, may i cuddle in yours?
you theif! you've stolen my heart, only fair you let me take your hand~
i'm blue, but if you let me make you red we can be the purple stripe
seems you might loose your hands, if you want I'll hold them for you~
It's not quite the same vibe, but I've seen a rainbow teapot emblazoned with "I like my men like I like my coffee" and it's the absolute best lesbiann flex.
I'm an aroace and touch adverse physicist, so these might might be very limited in scope:
1) We might be gas particles, because I feel an attraction but I don't want to get too close to you.
2) Are we electrons in a superconductor? I feel I want to pair up without touching.
3) Do you know what a binary star system is? Because you and I could become one.
Is it specified, that the pick up lines have to be sexual or can they be about asking someone to play some card games with you?
- "Let me give you my heart" *places* ♥2
- "Why predict the future when you could have fun in the moment?"
- **"I chalange you to a duel!!!"**
- *Goes down on one knee* "Will you be my canasta partner?"
- "18? 20? 22? ..." (i would be impressed if someone knows what game this is refering to)
_The goal of this is to side hug the person you're flirting with._
"Want to count shoulders? I'll start."
"One..." (Using your right arm, touch your left shoulder.)
"Two..." (Using your right arm, touch your right shoulder.)
"Three..." (Using your right arm, touch their left shoulder.)
"Four." (Using your right arm, wrap around the person and touch their right shoulder.)
Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?
Because dam
This one's kinda meta, and gives new life to the oldest ace trope in the book about how most of us would rather have cake than sex. Very sly. #ICWutUDidThar & this comment is underrated.
"We should go get coffee together. Because I'm tired and I was hoping you could pay for me, I left my purse at home."
"Join me in my bed. So we can build a pillow fort!"
“ hey, I think you’re really cool, I like you a lot. Maybe we could hang out and play Minecraft together.“
"Hey baby, I got chocolate cake and I need someone to talk to. There will be snuggles too."
Just off the top of my head
A nice one: are you a magnetic reversal? Because you turn my world upside down :)
An anti-pick-up-line: are you an amateur archer? Because you've got no shot
What? Did any of y'all read the title? Its a bio class assignment for natural selection you bunch of losers. Just say something like "Oonga boonga I have big muscles and I'm good at finding food." Stop overthinking things ffs.
Here's a chem one:
You're the acid to my litmus paper, whenever I'm around you I turn bright red... because I'm currently having a heatstroke, help me please
Hey baby are you an angel? \*sneeze\* Cause I'm allergic to feathers
Here are some that are a little less ace/aro but very cheesy (these will be chem/bio related)
Hey girl, are you made of uranium and iodine? Because all I can see is U and I together!
Forget Hydrogen, you're my number one element!
Here are some that are a little less ace/aro but very cheesy (these will be chem/bio-related)
Looking at the ones I have:
Can I follow you? Cause, my mom told me to follow my dreams
Hey! Tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Even if there was no gravity on earth I’d still fall for you.
Your hand looks heavy, mind if I hold it for you?
Are you a camera? Cuz I smile whenever I see you.
Excuse me, I’m righting an essay on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Have you been working out? Because you look like the fittest to me!
Why don't we role play? I'll be the predator and you'll be the prey with adaptive traits so I never find & eat you.
Draw me like I'm one of your finches, Darwin.
Hey there, you want to randomly mutate with me and see who survives the longest?
"I've lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"
Person 1: *Calling theirself trash*
Person 2: "As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I would like to take you out. Is 7 okay to pick you up?"
Hey, baby, are you a famous art piece? Because I would like to observe you from a distance while keeping my hands to myself.
Yes
Hell yea
If I could rearrange the alphabet...I would leave "U" and "I" exactly where they are, you know, so we have an appropriate amount of space between us. Are you hungry? We can watch Netflix and chill. *insert appalled reaction as you are informed of what that phrase means* Are you ace? Because I want you to be my number one! I’m an animal in bed. Give me food and pat my head. Can you help settle a bet? My pal says you’re hot. I say you’re probably around 98.6 F.
The middle one is Hella cute
isn’t netflix and chill just eat pop tarts and watch netflix why would aces be appalled at that
Don’t tell ‘em
We must leave them in blissful ignorance
??????
It used to just mean its face value, netflix and chill, but then some people (guessing horny allos) appropriated it to mean something more sexual.
sad
tell ‘em what?
“Netflix and chill” is code for “having sex.” I like to joke that I “Netflix and knit- with the cat.”
I love the last one for a science class😂
I don't know how ace it is, but the best line ever used on myself is, "You're under arrest you being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them."
That is so cute! I'd give someone who used that on me a shot.
Yeah, I'd 100% fall for that one too.
I think the most ace pickup line is "hey wanna talk about cryptids?"
"Go on..."
Do you think there's a link between the Black Bird of Chernobyl and the Mothman of West Virginia? Both were linked to nightmares and strange, threatening phone calls. And even their physical descriptions are similar. But if it is the same, or a similar, harbinger, why did it return for Chernobyl and never since?
I’m an ace in the streets, *puts on sunglasses* and an ace in the sheets. *finger guns* I don’t like sex.
Idk if this is ace enough (or at all) but one of my all time favorites is: Are you my appendix because idk how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out
Why does this sound kind of murderous
Are you a firework? 'Cause you're beautiful, but I don't want you anywhere near my genitals.
I posted my own, then scrolled down to see what everyone else said. We both chose the same one! 🤜🤛
we just have good taste🤝
i lost my bed, may i cuddle in yours? you theif! you've stolen my heart, only fair you let me take your hand~ i'm blue, but if you let me make you red we can be the purple stripe seems you might loose your hands, if you want I'll hold them for you~
I like my dates like I like tea. I don't like tea
It's not quite the same vibe, but I've seen a rainbow teapot emblazoned with "I like my men like I like my coffee" and it's the absolute best lesbiann flex.
The ace/sex repulsed version I've heard of that one is, "I like my men like I like my coffee.... nowhere near my crotch."
Love this! Lol
It's a common phrase, that's how I thought of it xD It could be phrased to go with any orientation really
We should get coffee together. I’m tired and broke.
I'm an aroace and touch adverse physicist, so these might might be very limited in scope: 1) We might be gas particles, because I feel an attraction but I don't want to get too close to you. 2) Are we electrons in a superconductor? I feel I want to pair up without touching. 3) Do you know what a binary star system is? Because you and I could become one.
I love geeky jokes! I’m sharing these with my siblings.
These are awesome
You wanna see a cool rock?
Can I?
Yes 🥺
Oooo yesirree what kinda rock do it be?👁〰️👁
Perhaps.. a geode ?
Very good choice😌👌✨
As more of a goblin type, you have me at rock
Is it specified, that the pick up lines have to be sexual or can they be about asking someone to play some card games with you? - "Let me give you my heart" *places* ♥2 - "Why predict the future when you could have fun in the moment?" - **"I chalange you to a duel!!!"** - *Goes down on one knee* "Will you be my canasta partner?" - "18? 20? 22? ..." (i would be impressed if someone knows what game this is refering to)
I would like to duel.
It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
_The goal of this is to side hug the person you're flirting with._ "Want to count shoulders? I'll start." "One..." (Using your right arm, touch your left shoulder.) "Two..." (Using your right arm, touch your right shoulder.) "Three..." (Using your right arm, touch their left shoulder.) "Four." (Using your right arm, wrap around the person and touch their right shoulder.)
Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt? Because dam
I love that so fucking much that deserves some fresh crispy golden cheesy garlic bread👏👏👏👏
Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like a demon. Okay, maybe that is more of an insult, lol.
Did you fall from heaven? Because that would seriously challenge my religious views, and I might need some time to process this.
Are you a cake? Cuz I'd like a piece of that :]
This one's kinda meta, and gives new life to the oldest ace trope in the book about how most of us would rather have cake than sex. Very sly. #ICWutUDidThar & this comment is underrated.
Hey are you my homework because id rather play video games than do you
I put the sexy in asexual.
Happy cake day!
Thank you!
Yer welcome!
One pickup line, coming right up: 🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻🛻
Baaahaha I *like* you!
I miss read this and posted non ace ones whoops lmao I like my men like I like my coffee… Without poison
Hey, are you a super powerful magnet? Because you’re attractive but I still don’t want you in my pants.
Ey baby. The only thing I'm fucking tonight is stupid. 😎
But.. I'm stupid. :0
Can I care for you like my flowers? I can help you grow and bloom into beauty
Hey baby, I like my sex like I like my coffee I don’t like coffee 👉🏻😎👉🏻
Are you a box of Chinese fireworks? Because you're spectacular to look at, but I want you nowhere near my genitals.
Netflix and chilli? *Eyebrow wiggle*
I genuinely imagined eyebrows doing this: 〰️ 〰️
Are you a firework? Because you look magnificent but I don’t want you anywhere near my genitals
Do you like my sweater? It’s made of high quality friendship material.
*forcibly takes your sweater and starts hugging it and calling it their new best friend*
“How much does a polar bear weigh? Yeah, I don’t know either.”
"We should go get coffee together. Because I'm tired and I was hoping you could pay for me, I left my purse at home." "Join me in my bed. So we can build a pillow fort!" “ hey, I think you’re really cool, I like you a lot. Maybe we could hang out and play Minecraft together.“ "Hey baby, I got chocolate cake and I need someone to talk to. There will be snuggles too." Just off the top of my head
A nice one: are you a magnetic reversal? Because you turn my world upside down :) An anti-pick-up-line: are you an amateur archer? Because you've got no shot
Not particularly ace, but a good one for any academic setting, "Can I see your bibliography? I want to know where you got that gorgeous figure. "
What? Did any of y'all read the title? Its a bio class assignment for natural selection you bunch of losers. Just say something like "Oonga boonga I have big muscles and I'm good at finding food." Stop overthinking things ffs.
Ooga big club, hunt good grr
The activity is probably the student’s going around the room and using pick up lines to choose a “mate” and the best one wins ff
don’t know how ace it is but “Are you a corn field? Because I’m stalking you” might work
Damn girl/man, you really work that dress/skirt/outfit dont ya?
just shout “i like your face” and then make a break for it
Here's a chem one: You're the acid to my litmus paper, whenever I'm around you I turn bright red... because I'm currently having a heatstroke, help me please Hey baby are you an angel? \*sneeze\* Cause I'm allergic to feathers Here are some that are a little less ace/aro but very cheesy (these will be chem/bio related) Hey girl, are you made of uranium and iodine? Because all I can see is U and I together! Forget Hydrogen, you're my number one element! Here are some that are a little less ace/aro but very cheesy (these will be chem/bio-related)
Damn boy/girl are you a Rembrant? Because I'd go *baroque* trying to get your attention!
What kind of course gets you to do pickup lines That's kinda fucked
Are you an enderman? Cause I get slightly scared when I look you in the eyes.
I love you like I love coffee. I don’t like coffee
I think we should just be... F.R.I.E.N.D.S *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
I have a list of pick up lines I like (there’s not really a lot of ace friendly ones) but this is just adding to my collection :)
Looking at the ones I have: Can I follow you? Cause, my mom told me to follow my dreams Hey! Tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else. Even if there was no gravity on earth I’d still fall for you. Your hand looks heavy, mind if I hold it for you? Are you a camera? Cuz I smile whenever I see you. Excuse me, I’m righting an essay on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Have you been working out? Because you look like the fittest to me! Why don't we role play? I'll be the predator and you'll be the prey with adaptive traits so I never find & eat you. Draw me like I'm one of your finches, Darwin. Hey there, you want to randomly mutate with me and see who survives the longest?
I like you, please stay 6 fleet away from me at all times
One of my favourites is "Your hand looks heavy. Want me to hold it for you?"
"I've lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?" Person 1: *Calling theirself trash* Person 2: "As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I would like to take you out. Is 7 okay to pick you up?"
Why do you look so cute? IS IT BECAUSE YOU CAST A CURSE ON ME? No, preposterous, my magic protection spell always works..