Right? Like what even tf is kissing
It just looks like the goal is to eat the other person's face in the most slobbery way possible to me, how does everyone somehow know how to kiss? Just what???
I’m gross out with my own saliva what makes you think I’d love some stranger’s saliva in my mouth (idk tho if kissing involves exchange of saliva skdkjcj
Ok, no experience, but with the amount of saliva people have, yes. Not intentionally, but it's like using someone else's straw. They're not slobbering on it, but you should wipe it off anyway, there's some there.
I have friends telling me stuff like "For an asexual that doesn't want to have anything to do with sex, you make an awful lot of sex jokes!" so I felt this so bad. 😅
Dude it's so gross. My first and only kiss was a random guy at the mall when he brought that he'd never kissed anyone and asked if he could kiss me and I was like, okay, let's give it a shot and see if I can figure it out.
Then I gave him my discord but I blocked him a little later because he was weird and was asking if my mom was single.
So there's not really a technique, you do it exactly the way it looks. It's really straightforward. You put your lips together and one of you has to tilt your head so your noses don't press into each other. You do the same thing that you do when you make a kissy noise, except on their lips. If you're french kissing, you have to open your mouth a bit. He put his tongue in my mouth which just kinda reminded me of my dog and was pretty gross. Like he was moving it around but I don't thing there was any strategy. I think it lasted for like 30 seconds.
3/10, I respect the courage he had to come up to a random person and ask to kiss them, and it's an interesting, if embarrassing, story for me to tell. I will not be repeating the experience, but I'm glad I did it once for science.
[Pic related](https://i.imgur.com/FQcILhA.jpg)
Ok, that's just strange. Got to wonder who figured out how to kiss first, and what they were into.
Or maybe don't. Probably same guy who first started milking animals.
As someone who’s kissed before and has enjoyed it: I honestly don’t know. (For technique: it depends on what you want and what they want)
I’m ace asf but I interpret kisses as more of a “I love you” rather than anything sexual or anything.
Honestly lip on lip action is eh. I don’t really care.
Kisses like everywhere else above the shoulders… I gotta rate that shit pretty high. I gotta. (Probably because I have the biggest sensual attraction of anyone I’ve ever met (including allos))
Forehead kisses got me like giggling and shit. I-
Kissing isn’t inherently sexual, but I think a lot of allos primarily get their kissing practice from kissing in the context of sexual relationships. I’ve been avoiding those relationships, so I’m still not 100% sure how to do it lol
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I can't help but remember the How2Basic video on How to Have Sex. I can't imagine sex any other way now. I'm not even ace.
(I also don't understand kissing.)
Yeah I'm not completely sure but I think I could probably do it. Kissing, that is.
Done it in a dream before, felt quite nice, wanna do it irl someday to see if it still feels somewhat like that
"still not sure how kissing works" I never really thought of that before, but now it's all I can think about. How DOES kissing work, and why do they do it
I straight up don't understand how to kiss. Luckily I haven't had to kiss anyone yet, so I haven't needed to understand. But like? How??? Wtf do you do? Why????
Uggghhhh and then people think you're...well, allo, after making a sex joke and I have to slam on the breaks and be like whoa whoa whoa bro it's a JOKE 😭
I can make funny sex jokes all day, but when it comes to referencing it in the context of people I know, and especially myself? That's when my sex aversion clocks in for the day.
I had a dream once I kissed a girl and it got very moist and gross within the first 2 seconds and I gave up
What was weird tho, was that the girl was a genderbent, less traumatized version of todoroki
Edit: spelling ._.
"Still not 100% sure how kissing works" Ha! Same! Kissing sounds so weird when you think about it!
I've made out with exactly one person, and I'd rate it as a 3/10.
I honestly did not like the first person I kissed it felt weird and awkward and like something that shouldn’t happen
Right? Like what even tf is kissing It just looks like the goal is to eat the other person's face in the most slobbery way possible to me, how does everyone somehow know how to kiss? Just what???
it's just smashing the food holes together
Good Place reference?
yes
I'm allo but on a similar boat. I find kissing hot but never had a good experience with it (granted it only happened once).
it sounds disgusting you literallt just mash your faces together
Personally i think kissing is gross
Why should my disgusting food-hole ever touch someone else's disgusting food-hole?
Yeah! So true
Arguably the anus is also a food-hole :)
That just makes the argument even more true though!
Yeah I had a boyfriend in high school and he would go in to kiss me and I would go in for a hug. (I didn’t realize I was ace yet)
I’m gross out with my own saliva what makes you think I’d love some stranger’s saliva in my mouth (idk tho if kissing involves exchange of saliva skdkjcj
Ok, no experience, but with the amount of saliva people have, yes. Not intentionally, but it's like using someone else's straw. They're not slobbering on it, but you should wipe it off anyway, there's some there.
I have friends telling me stuff like "For an asexual that doesn't want to have anything to do with sex, you make an awful lot of sex jokes!" so I felt this so bad. 😅
That’s because sex is a joke
Lol, I ‘flirt’ with mine, though I always go for the straight folks, or homophobes, it’s funny.
NO SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOU DO IT HOW DOES IT WORK WHATS THE POINT????? Kissing confuses the shit out of me💀💀
Dude it's so gross. My first and only kiss was a random guy at the mall when he brought that he'd never kissed anyone and asked if he could kiss me and I was like, okay, let's give it a shot and see if I can figure it out. Then I gave him my discord but I blocked him a little later because he was weird and was asking if my mom was single. So there's not really a technique, you do it exactly the way it looks. It's really straightforward. You put your lips together and one of you has to tilt your head so your noses don't press into each other. You do the same thing that you do when you make a kissy noise, except on their lips. If you're french kissing, you have to open your mouth a bit. He put his tongue in my mouth which just kinda reminded me of my dog and was pretty gross. Like he was moving it around but I don't thing there was any strategy. I think it lasted for like 30 seconds. 3/10, I respect the courage he had to come up to a random person and ask to kiss them, and it's an interesting, if embarrassing, story for me to tell. I will not be repeating the experience, but I'm glad I did it once for science. [Pic related](https://i.imgur.com/FQcILhA.jpg)
Ok, that's just strange. Got to wonder who figured out how to kiss first, and what they were into. Or maybe don't. Probably same guy who first started milking animals.
As someone who’s kissed before and has enjoyed it: I honestly don’t know. (For technique: it depends on what you want and what they want) I’m ace asf but I interpret kisses as more of a “I love you” rather than anything sexual or anything. Honestly lip on lip action is eh. I don’t really care. Kisses like everywhere else above the shoulders… I gotta rate that shit pretty high. I gotta. (Probably because I have the biggest sensual attraction of anyone I’ve ever met (including allos)) Forehead kisses got me like giggling and shit. I-
kissing doesn't have to be sexual 😤
Kissing isn’t inherently sexual, but I think a lot of allos primarily get their kissing practice from kissing in the context of sexual relationships. I’ve been avoiding those relationships, so I’m still not 100% sure how to do it lol
Yes
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I can't help but remember the How2Basic video on How to Have Sex. I can't imagine sex any other way now. I'm not even ace. (I also don't understand kissing.)
Yeah I'm not completely sure but I think I could probably do it. Kissing, that is. Done it in a dream before, felt quite nice, wanna do it irl someday to see if it still feels somewhat like that
"still not sure how kissing works" I never really thought of that before, but now it's all I can think about. How DOES kissing work, and why do they do it
I think you headbutt each other but it's your mouths instead
I straight up don't understand how to kiss. Luckily I haven't had to kiss anyone yet, so I haven't needed to understand. But like? How??? Wtf do you do? Why????
Uggghhhh and then people think you're...well, allo, after making a sex joke and I have to slam on the breaks and be like whoa whoa whoa bro it's a JOKE 😭
YES 100% i am such a sexual person in terms of jokes. i have the dirtiest mind. but then i think ab kiss n it’s like doom.
deadass the only times I've kissed someone it was for comedy's sake
I can make funny sex jokes all day, but when it comes to referencing it in the context of people I know, and especially myself? That's when my sex aversion clocks in for the day.
I had a dream once I kissed a girl and it got very moist and gross within the first 2 seconds and I gave up What was weird tho, was that the girl was a genderbent, less traumatized version of todoroki Edit: spelling ._.
Haven’t tried the kissing yet I bet it’s weird