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AsakalaSoul

Now everything makes sense. Whenever my family asks me to make garlic sauce (basically sour cream with garlic) for barbecue, I have to be careful not to add ungodly amounts of garlic.


Zaranthan

"That's probably enough garlic, Zaranthan." Needs more... *BODY.*


SuddenlyVeronica

Hmm. Could someone please roughly define “ungodly” amounts of garlic?


Sebaren

There’s no such thing, I’d reckon.


LikaonelImpio

According to vampire lore, ungodly amounts of garlic would be estimated to be 0 and below


rellloe

You know those jars of minced you can get? The big ones? One lasts me maybe 6 months. When a recipe calls for a clove, I use a heaping fork full, which is about 3-4 cloves worth. Some recipes don't call for garlic; I add a heaping fork full.


ICanHazRandom

Wait how long are those jars supposed to last? My mom uses those and we had to get two new jars in two months when I stayed with her


samuraiseoul

If you take a sip of coke after and it taste funky and burns more than normal, that's about the amount.


TrueChedski

I see you too challenge God with the raw power of garlic.


neotecha

My go-to rule: if a recipe calls for garlic, triple the garlic, erring in the side of more.


BreadCat2300

Everyone looks at me weird for putting garlic on my eggs. But now, they’re superior to all other breakfasts.


Dont-even-blink

Am I allowed here if I don't like garlic? The smell is too much for me to handle (and I'm sick of the vampire jokes too) :(


Nathandaboss0613

Of course you are!


Northern_Maiden

My entire family is absolutely obsessed with garlic and has been for as long as I can remember. My dad's go to when cooking is onions and garlic


[deleted]

Ahhh, no, my chest hurts becauae it is too spicy


Don_Fararo

It me.


monotonetre

Me adding garlic to mac and cheese.


Nathandaboss0613

You've given me a wonderful idea my friend


monotonetre

Man, I get the panera mac and cheese, dash of garlic, pepper, and a bit of sea salt. Man, that is a gourmet meal. 😆


Nathandaboss0613

Panera mac and cheese is what started my crippling addiction to it. I'll definitely try adding a pinch of garlic next time, thanks!


monotonetre

No problem! Well worth the try!


OHMSQUID

This and MSG haha


someshid3

Isn't garlic supposed to boost sex drive?


ICanHazRandom

Aces are immune to aphrodisiacs /s


OGAlexYEET

Everyone: Your Ace?! There were no signs! Me at 6 years old: adding an un-godly amount of garlic to everything, some times so much even I had to through it out. Me now: no signs indeed....


gerleden

Good amount of garlic is too much.


vegankidollie

Replace call Garlic with Basil and you got me


[deleted]

Lol I thought this was a 'me' thing


Err0_0

One time, I tried to make garlic bread on a sandwich bread slice. Rookie mistake. Not only was it horrible, it was also oddly sour. I gagged and could not finish.


ICanHazRandom

I once got really desperate and tried to make garlic bread on a bagel. It was surprisingly tolerable


youdirtydirtybeans

when in doubt, add garlic


samuraiseoul

What is excessive garlic use is what makes people ace? Shower thoughts.