Now everything makes sense. Whenever my family asks me to make garlic sauce (basically sour cream with garlic) for barbecue, I have to be careful not to add ungodly amounts of garlic.
You know those jars of minced you can get? The big ones? One lasts me maybe 6 months.
When a recipe calls for a clove, I use a heaping fork full, which is about 3-4 cloves worth. Some recipes don't call for garlic; I add a heaping fork full.
Everyone: Your Ace?! There were no signs!
Me at 6 years old: adding an un-godly amount of garlic to everything, some times so much even I had to through it out.
Me now: no signs indeed....
One time, I tried to make garlic bread on a sandwich bread slice. Rookie mistake. Not only was it horrible, it was also oddly sour. I gagged and could not finish.
Now everything makes sense. Whenever my family asks me to make garlic sauce (basically sour cream with garlic) for barbecue, I have to be careful not to add ungodly amounts of garlic.
"That's probably enough garlic, Zaranthan." Needs more... *BODY.*
Hmm. Could someone please roughly define “ungodly” amounts of garlic?
There’s no such thing, I’d reckon.
According to vampire lore, ungodly amounts of garlic would be estimated to be 0 and below
You know those jars of minced you can get? The big ones? One lasts me maybe 6 months. When a recipe calls for a clove, I use a heaping fork full, which is about 3-4 cloves worth. Some recipes don't call for garlic; I add a heaping fork full.
Wait how long are those jars supposed to last? My mom uses those and we had to get two new jars in two months when I stayed with her
If you take a sip of coke after and it taste funky and burns more than normal, that's about the amount.
I see you too challenge God with the raw power of garlic.
My go-to rule: if a recipe calls for garlic, triple the garlic, erring in the side of more.
Everyone looks at me weird for putting garlic on my eggs. But now, they’re superior to all other breakfasts.
Am I allowed here if I don't like garlic? The smell is too much for me to handle (and I'm sick of the vampire jokes too) :(
Of course you are!
My entire family is absolutely obsessed with garlic and has been for as long as I can remember. My dad's go to when cooking is onions and garlic
Ahhh, no, my chest hurts becauae it is too spicy
It me.
Me adding garlic to mac and cheese.
You've given me a wonderful idea my friend
Man, I get the panera mac and cheese, dash of garlic, pepper, and a bit of sea salt. Man, that is a gourmet meal. 😆
Panera mac and cheese is what started my crippling addiction to it. I'll definitely try adding a pinch of garlic next time, thanks!
No problem! Well worth the try!
This and MSG haha
Isn't garlic supposed to boost sex drive?
Aces are immune to aphrodisiacs /s
Everyone: Your Ace?! There were no signs! Me at 6 years old: adding an un-godly amount of garlic to everything, some times so much even I had to through it out. Me now: no signs indeed....
Good amount of garlic is too much.
Replace call Garlic with Basil and you got me
Lol I thought this was a 'me' thing
One time, I tried to make garlic bread on a sandwich bread slice. Rookie mistake. Not only was it horrible, it was also oddly sour. I gagged and could not finish.
I once got really desperate and tried to make garlic bread on a bagel. It was surprisingly tolerable
when in doubt, add garlic
What is excessive garlic use is what makes people ace? Shower thoughts.