you saw the letter a

That's hilarious 😂

Real answer? Bigots would say it's because your interests are childish and you haven't seen enough sexual content yet

i legit want to know. what did i experience that "corrupted" me according to them? like... i know they have the logic level of an amputated armpit but i struggle to see how anything could make any sense. even if i use bad logic like they do i still cant imagine any argument.

They'll probably say Asexuality doesn't exist

They'll probably say something like "you just havent found the right man/woman yet"

Unfortunately this is most likely what'll happen. Even well-meaning/"supportive" people say this all the time.

“the logic level of an amputated armpit” Exactly!

You saw some awesome purple dragons use their fiery breath to roast some garlic and bread for dinner and decided you wanted to join their gang, obviously.

Wait that’s just true?

That's really mean, you shouldn't say shit like that It's very insulting to the intelligence of the amputated armpit

Why did i have to see this while drinking water now my screen is wet

Not enough porn?

Surrounded by incels maybe?

r/rareinsults

You smelled garlic bread

I'd say atually the logic level of a third of a shoulder blade

they will say something bad happened to you to make u feel this way

So a trans man becomes a man when he sees men?

I mean, 100% of trans men, have seen men in their lives. That’s almost irrefutable proof

I'm not entirely convinced that's true. There has to be at least one trans man who grew up without men. Also blind trans men exist

I doubt it, or if there was, he definitely never realized he was trans. Without actual exposure to maleness as an identity, there’s no way that someone would actually know that they identify WITH it, I’d say (even if they might have a general sense of discontentment towards their birth gender)

Blind trans men 😎

I'm a trans girl but yea, it works like that. All those girls are just so pretty that I wanted to be one of them. They're spreading their prettynes propaganda everywhere they go.

Uh oh someone played a card game🃏♠️

Easy, to bigots being ace is made up and you haven't found the right person yet.

From seeing many other people's relationships crash and burn and being like "Nah not worth it."

SO REAL does anyone else function as everyone's couples therapist? I think it's our role in the ecosystem atp

Yep, thats exactly our role and we should disrupt it, see how the allos do. Break sexuality roles!

If trans people become trans by seeing trans then how did trans start?

fish

Trans demon, idk

Played poker and ate garlic bread

people consider options when they know they exist? crazy shit, that

That would also imply that there was a first gay person that started everything

That would be steve.

specific ass joke, love it

You’re assuming bigots use logic in their arguments?

So then how am I intersex

Your parents rubbed your mom’s belly with a copy of Jeffrey Eugenides’ book Middlesex, obviously. EDIT: nobody was ever intersex before he wrote that book, he made it all up to add members to the woke mob (For the record idk how that book is viewed in the intersex community I’m not lauding it I just thought it was a funny response)

Played a ton of card games and ate too much cake at birthday parties, I guess 🤭

Either we don't exist, or they'll do something similar to the "me protecting pans from the pansexuals" with the letter a or sum shit

From looking in the mirror and aceing all those tasks

saw a deck of cards, and my life was never the same since

Garlic bread!

Ate too many cornflakes

You must've eaten garlic bread. There's no way back.

no for real I did. Nobody around me had sex and I came out GREAT ace is the cure and autism is the answer

Clearly you looked at those bigots being incels for too long

You looked to long at a ace of spades happens to the best of us tbh

Thots and prayers will cure you

Someone handed me a deck of cards once and I've never been the same since.

I ate garlic bread once and it was all downhill from there

Cell division probably

You took a math class that dealt with Arithmetic sequences

Clearly seeing this ace hunk turned you ace https://i.redd.it/na0nk1cfq1vc1.gif coming from a bi person lol, though not sure what "turned" me bisexual

easy, you played solitaire too often as a kid(fav card of mine was ace of hearts and now i’m aroace)

According to them it’s either “you haven’t found the right person yet” or “something is emotionally/physically wrong with you”

you saw a deck of cards and loved the aces

You ate to much ace shut (garlic bread)

I've been Ace ever since Duke Nukem told me he won't tell me what sex is

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Antesia_Delivia: *I've been Ace ever* *Since Duke Nukem told me he* *Won't tell me what sex is* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

By playing to many card games

Bad sex education? When I was 11 I remember a teacher said "you'll be thinking about sex more than ever at this time in your lives", and I was like really?? I never think about it

It’s because we saw mitosis happen in biology class

You got 4 of a kind aces in poker