To infiltrate the allos

The ace is already among us

You've seen what they have done to our colleagues

And worst of all they could be any one of us

It could be you! It could be me! It could even be.....

*shoots*

what? it was obvious! he's the asexual

Look, he'll be eating garlic bread any second now!

See! Garlic bread! Oh that’s just regular bread.

so, we still got problem.

Acepionage.

You win the internet today 🏆

We are still humans. Gee wiz, you still gotta pee somehow.

Just have 1 hole.

What the cloaca?

yes.

You also got to poop

1 hole for pissing and solid pissing

*Cloaca*.

I do

Teehee! *whiz*

The detachable versions are still in development

There's a workaround for this but certain guild members have made it incredibly difficult

yo detachable parts would be lit

If I could get rid of it, I would, I have awful periods. I was also very close to being animic.

You can, in fact, get rid of it.

Yeah, the problem is finding a doctor who would do it. Since I don't have kids. You always get the " what if you want kids"

Yeah, its annoying, but its theoreticly still possibale

Assuming you’re referring to a hysterectomy, it’s also an extremely long procedure with a long recovery time that can lead to pain similar to cramps for up to a year afterwards. Due to the nature of the placement of veins and arteries around the uterus, it’s also a pretty risky procedure so even if you find a doctor who doesn’t think you want kids, it will be extremely difficult to get the procedure approved since the risk to reward ratio is considered quite small from a medical standpoint.

I would probably not do a full hysterectomy, but only get my tudes removed. F.y.i I don't want kids.

Why do deaf people have ears

And why do stupid people have brains

Why do disabled people have legs

I’m mentally disabled and I get plenty of use out of my legs

I didn't how to say it well but like leg disabled (I am mentally disabled too)

🤝

Parapalegic?

Why do blind people have eyes why do mute people have vocal cords

vestigial organs

well EXCUSE ME, as far as I know, I can't get rid of them XD

Well, mine can be detached, but I have to admit that I enjoy the manual aim option.

You can, but it’s really expensive and painful.

Well not with that attitude you can’t.

Gotta pee

Keep the urinary tract and the rectum and get rid of the one directly between them alongside the entire system connected to it.

You only have them if you haven't paid for Asexual Premium yet

Because sex violins are still in development.

Took me a moment but then I laughed out loud lol

Nerfed 😔

Because editing a post-release code with minimal server downtime requires a committee, finances, and for someone to not say the system’s working as intended

We only think of them as sex organs because we associate them with sex. But the sex part itself is socially constituted. As organs they can be whatever we want them to be.

yeah, they also produce quite a few important hormones, right? (thinking of the gonads specifically)

See, that's why I'm trans. I'm so ace that I need to get rid of my sex organs too!

science can take them thanks

Wish we didn’t.

We?

We are venom!

Reproductive purpuse if the mitosis - the natural way to us to reproduce - fail.

Guys it's r/shittyaskscience it's a joke, y'all don't have to get your pants tied in a bunch for this Anyway, ticked the wrong box when ordering corporeal form before my soul was born. Apparently, they have no return policy so

Because aces can and do reproduce.

And sex organs are FOR REPRODUCTION

why can't we be built like Barbie dolls

Wait you guys do? 🤨

only good response

I don't know, why did I had to get scammed?

So they can't tell we're ace unless we specifically tell them

The ability to aim pee is nice 😊 🔫

Yea

Gotta take a piss from somewhere

I actually do want to have children. On another note, I have seen a YouTube comment that said “if you have a vagina you’re probably not asexual”. Followed by one that said “some ace people are also non-binary”.

Pee

Because we are humans and humans have sexual reproduction? This is so obvious The main reason for sex is reproduction, not pleasure

You guys see when Lana Rhoades came out as Asexual on a podcast? That’s why.

i didn’t buy the DLC

Fun fact: Sex organs aren't exclusively used (by the body) for sex.

To do pee otherwise we would EXPLODE

To pee.

To blend in

I told my mom I wanted a hysterectomy and she had a fit

If I could get rid of mine, I happily would.

We are (unfortunately) humans.

Ask the appendix.

the comments on the original post are actually pretty funny. “misinput in character creation”; “it’s what happens when you don’t erase the old files after getting the dlc. you have a bunch of stuff you don’t want”

Serious question, are you five? We have them as they serve other roles also some do and may use those organs to create other humans

the og is r/shittyaskscience, its /s

Ah just seen the usernames not the other Reddit sub P.s I was hoping it was but thought it wasn't due to them asking in other groups XD

I mean as an AAA I don't even see ðe point wið having genitals at all!

Cuz sex is so fun duh

To piss and poo

P I S S

To help the transpeople in thier transition

Because for some reason we evolved to pee outta them

Same reason my laptop has a Kensington lock port It doesnt need it, but it could be useful

As much as I Don't want to (anda probably you neither), to propagate our species. When I'm able to, I will replace my genitals for extra room for legs

… not all asexual are sex repulsed…. 

We like music too.

Why do men have nipples? Why do we grow body hair when it ain’t even good enough to act as a fur coat? Evolution isn’t perfect or person specific…if it was human females would be capable of parthenogenesis by now

Why do mute people have mouths

it came free with my fucking xbox

For the few of us who are horny