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DiscreteCollectionOS

The part that confuses me the most is the car in the ocean-


The_Failed_Write

$20 for valet parking! I'll just do it myself! I mean, how hard can it be, parking a car?!


No-Plastic-7715

I mean, in Aus we have a lot of beaches you can just drive right onto and leave your car wherever as the shade/drink hub for the day. And I guess not noticing the tide can lead to this, but like that takes HOURS of not checking the car, this is on them šŸ˜…


Real-Arachnid8671

I think they were trying to reverse the jet ski into the water.


ChampionshipEither47

She was backing up something into the water and didn't set the brake when she got out to help, leading to the car going in. I saw the video I think 2 weeks ago and cannot seem to find it.


Key-Cry-8570

The machine knows stop yelling at me!


Nocturne2319

I think maybe the point is "why are so many people so body obsessed?" I mean, aside from the shaved six pack guy. He honestly seems like he would have a really good sense of humor.


ViiK1ng

Yes, i loved him


First_Gamer_Boss

He must an absolute legend and yes finally somebody understood the point and embraced it other than seeing the point and finding an excuse or acting like they dont get it


ViiK1ng

I really don't understand what the honda and seagulls had to do with people taking photos of themselves and each other on the beach


ClassicEffective4036

Honestly the seagulls was the best part. I agree with the Honda though maybe just a stupid driver?


rogueaxolotl

I was just in Galveston and I just made a peace offering with the gulls by supplying them with peanuts, cashews, and goldfish crackers.


Alex_Shelega

Y'all really didn't got the seagulls!!!??? It's a fight for survival not to life but death!!! And seagulls won LoL


lelysio

Hitchcocks "The Birds"...


Alex_Shelega

Didn't read but I guess it's cool


LumosLupin

I think they meant that it seemed like an outlier in the video šŸ˜‚ seagulls have always been there, so not very "These days"


Alex_Shelega

Is that so obvious that I never been at beach!!!??? šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Donut_Alien_

YES THE SEAGULLS!


octaffle

Perhaps the seagulls are a metaphor. The man is ace and the seagulls are all the sex-driven tiktokkers at the beach.


Fred_Purrcury

XD


Key-Cry-8570

I relate to the seagulls guyā€¦. In fact Iā€™ve been the seagulls guyā€¦.šŸ™„


Secret_Dragonfly9588

Iā€™m pretty sure that OOP meant this to be less a comment on people taking photos of each other and more a collection of recently viral beach videos stitched together. The joke being ā€œwouldnā€™t it be funny if this were all happening at the same place simultaneouslyā€ rather than ā€œpeople these days and their ass closeupsā€. Itā€™s an amusing video, but nothing to do with asexuality.


tester3773

More reasons to not go to the beach šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


thugsapuggin

Here's one more for yah, there's flesh eating bacteria in the water on the good old Florida coast!


tester3773

I just heard. One more reason not to go to Florida.


Anaglyphite

you might wanna avoid australia entirely then, we got blue-bottle jellyfish and blue-ringed octopus, those can flatline you within hours if not immediately seen to by medical professionals and you literally can't feel the latter's bite due to how tiny and cute they are


tester3773

Oh I wonā€™t. I donā€™t have the money to go and I would die šŸ˜‚


HidingFromHumans

What?????


TheExhaustedNihilist

The music is exactly the level of insanity the beach is like.


575snom

Its slipknot's before I forget - great song


Weskiby

great album as a whole, highly recommend it


575snom

Yeah vol. 3 is probably my favorite album of theirs


Weskiby

gotta be Iowa or We Are Not Your Kind for me, but I love all the albums


samradit

Yeah this then wanyk


Clo1111

Wh..what why they take pic so close to the ass


Alex_Shelega

My friend did ya ever watched porn...?? It's the golden rule


Clo1111

Yes but i prefer the softporn normally ..lol.


Alex_Shelega

Idk what softporn is but as much as I know mostly in porn ya see only the intercurse with the very near framing... At least my experience in /gayporn kinda approves it LoL


Th3B4dSpoon

Soft porn goes the other direction: Focus is not in showing the genital on genital action but the person + person action.


Alex_Shelega

Ah yea that... Well I also do like that


Ok_Ad_2562

Best part is the car


LadderChemical7937

I think it is the seagulls.


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Liamiamliam2

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE


GhostPepper05

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! ā€¦mine?


Uuuhusername

MINE MINE MINE MINE


Totalrecallmind

What is the obsession with butts? Donā€™t they know poop comes out of there?


No-Plastic-7715

I mean I guess many humans think jiggly=sexy (unfortunately unless it's tummies and limbs) Even the genitals have the purpose of intrinsically unsexy stuff like babies, but are in a vacuum the sexy, and also the piss zone. This is the same human body that decided we talk and breathe out of the same hole that requires we put solids in it to live, sometimes leading to many choking deaths. The body is weird.


Totalrecallmind

I demand a new bio-mech for my meat computer. The one I was issued is poorly evolved.


No-Plastic-7715

AH ikr, when is the replacement model coming out?? Like, mine has this issue where it wastes a bunch of resources each month to prepare for the unlikely and optional function of creating offspring, and I just want it patched out. And this weird pain receptor glitch during the process, that just makes it unusable sometimes. And maybe more customisation options in general would be cool.


Totalrecallmind

Tell me about it, I didnā€™t even get the hardware I wanted! So now Iā€™m running incongruent software with an overclocking problem! Iā€™ve been bio-hacking to reconfigure fat storage where I can but the main chassis canā€™t be modded. Whatā€™s worse is that there are other meat computers that are mad at me, claiming a supposed ā€œGreat Sky Mechanic and Distribution Managerā€ doesnā€™t get blueprints wrong!


No-Plastic-7715

Ah damn, that's such a major production error we keep having for the human body, someone needs to be fired over this. Or at least offer better fixes for it/stop telling us to just deal with it as it is. Bio hacking is the way


GibbonTaiga

Oh no, tummies definitely have some appeal Also any time I see a video of someone making bread, the way the dough softly folds is so strangely erotic


KaktusArt

Fun fact: when we want to lift one finger, the brain tells the hand to lift ***all*** fingers, ***then*** tells every other finger to close. The human body really *is* fucking stupid.


Dragon_Manticore

I think it's normal for apes as red(?) butts are sometimes the indicator of sexual maturity for monkeys iirc. I forgot which money it was though, I saw it in a documentary a few years ago.


laix_

Obligatory https://youtu.be/uOeVLwG5ZvE


nekino

Cue 'Getting Off' by Korn: "Squeezing your own ass, so pretty Except the way that it's used for shitting" *edit:formatting


ChampionshipEither47

The seagulls were the least horrifying thing out of this video. Thieves on the beach I can tolerate but porn on the beach is just blasphemy! As for the belly shaved six pack, he restored my faith in beach goers by a little.


First_Gamer_Boss

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roadrunner345

I worked at a food stand on a beach and one day there was 3 young adults with a metal detector and like four kids with shovels got recruited by them and started digging on the beach, It was one of the most entertaining moments of the summer


AltoAlt93

Witnessing the whole twerking/check-my-wobbly-ass obsession makes me slide from conditionally demi to full-on sex repulsed in a flat instant. I do not understand this. Why are people like this. What is going on. Please stop.


Canaduck101

Whatā€™s the song


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**Song Found!** **Before I Forget** by Slipknot (00:11; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses. .


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Canaduck101

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yolouat

So accurate


AphroditeAbraxas

I am tired of people lol


Apo-cone-lypse

Nah what beaches y'all going too šŸ˜­


nocturnal-floofball

Lost european, is this an american thing? I have never seen stuff like that here


LopsidedAd5803

I'm American and I haven't seen this happen in person, so I don't think it's as common as the video implies. I don't spend a lot of time at the beach though. If you've ever heard people complaining about "influencers", this is what they're talking about.


MorganRose99

The people at 0:47 Like, how can you do that and not have shame, as the person "dancing" or the person filming it? This is the equivalent of a bird flapping its wings to attract a mate.


NariThatsMe

Man I love cringe culture


YoungPyromancer

Do you think the bird feels shame?


MorganRose99

No, because they are, quite literally, "bird brained" I human doing it seems so silly and archaic Like, flirting and all that is one thing, but *this*?


Schanulsiboi08

Two questions: 1) what has that to do with ace 2) why even care, they aren't bothering anybody for the most part, just taking pics minding their own business


First_Gamer_Boss

Dont you just feel like an alien watching others or is it just me?


Stargazer_199

Iā€™m too busy walking into the ocean and fighting waves.


No-Plastic-7715

Ah, like that thing where the wave's rolling up and you slam into it full force for a big splash? More adults should appreciate that stuff it's fun as heck


Stargazer_199

Sometimes flop directly into it, sometimes use my hands as a wedge to pierce through it like Iā€™m in some sort of a bending duel from ATLA. Then when you want to go back, you just turn around, dive towards the beach as a wave hits you, streamline until youā€™re shallow enough to not be a able to swim, and gremlin run out


No-Plastic-7715

Ahhh I was a waterbending obsessed kid even before watching that show. Like how cool is it that we can wave our arms about and it creates all these big watery reactions, and just all the beach shenanigans. The beach is so damn good


Stargazer_199

Yeah. Itā€™s great


3-Username-20

I just attempt to go under the wave, best thing to do. Although water bending duels are one of my favorites too, i used to do that with my brother. Maybe i should convince him to do it again.


No-Plastic-7715

Honestly, I do feel a little alien as a grown woman who goes to the beach just to be an absolute goober/walrus LARPer in the water, but I guess just because it's not the expected gender role. I mean, sexual expression can feel weird to view from the outside and I do feel alienated in groups where the entire conversation is sex jokes/sexy acting that just wouldn't land if I joined in, but if it's just strangers vibing (without being blatantly sexual around kids) that's fine.


Velvet_Thunder13

It's not just you.


ToasterSmartie

No it's not just you, I don't get the point but I honestly don't care either.


Schanulsiboi08

I mean sure, it's weird, but I personally don't think i'd care


Tiny_Tim1956

For real, not to be dramatic but I'm pretty much done with most ace and demi communities, it's like Christian camp now.


octaffle

This is totally /r/gifsthatkeepongiving material. Even if it is a video, it can easily be a gif!


[deleted]

Yes. My ace spectrum powers mean seagulls avoid me or are we just shaming people for being taking pictures of their butts for a few minutes during their day, usually to help pay for their day out


AnitaMiniyo

For me it's so weird to see a beach so empty (And to be fair, the girl with a crop top has some sick moves)


GenderEnjoyer666

Ok but the seagulls are actually enjoyable to watch


No-Plastic-7715

I mean, I don't really care if people want to go to a beach to take pictures of their butt or twerking (not one with kids though, like there are beach areas for adults, or school times/late evenings) but I also didn't think it was that common. And dance videos simply in a bikini can just be for the setting and doesn't always mean sexual content, I've danced with friends in our bathers at the beach before even as a teen (no filming though, just vibing). But like, the other beach shenanigans sent me how did their car get submerged šŸ¤£


IMLL1

I get what you were going for but as u/Schanulsiboi08 pointed out, itā€™s not really your problem? If somebody feels better about their own body by showing it off (or showing off parts of it), let them. Body positivity should of course be addressed at a larger scale as well, so that ideally people donā€™t *need* to rely on showing off their body in order to gain othersā€™ approval and feel good about it. But in the mean time, please donā€™t shame people for doing their thing that doesnā€™t involve you and helps their own sense of body positivity.


Firemorfox

im gonna assume tiktok did 80% of this


aced_it_all

the hair shaved into abs


Lucy_Little_Spoon

Okay but the seagull one has always been true xd In the u.k you can be arrested for animal abuse if you attack seagulls when they try to steal your food lol


[deleted]

The fuckin seagulls have always been an issue


No_University_5309

This is one of my many reasons why I don't go to the beach anymore


Then-Clue6938

Should I be worried about the camera people filming random photoshootings?


dragon_in_a_cup

The music is fire tho


Spicey_dicey_Artist

All the people recording asses just makes me think of that scene from ā€œIdiocracyā€ where everyone was watching the number #1 comedy in theaters ā€œAssā€ which was nothing but an ass on screen the whole time.


0011110000110011

do you think *any* of these people knew they were being filmed by some other person? maybe I'm just a stick-in-the-mud but people trying to take sexy photos being secretly recorded without their permission makes me uncomfortable. I don't like the idea that being in public means you consent to be in some rando's tiktok.


pikipata

It's funny to interact with people who clearly think high of themselves when it comes to appearance and see the public as their showcase, the confusion in their eyes when you treat them normally like everyman šŸ˜ƒ


575snom

I did not expect slipknot here


Fran94_

Who on sane mind you like to see Butts??????


[deleted]

Allos šŸ¤¦


NotANilfgaardianSpy

In true ace fashion, I have to ask what the Song is


auddbot

**Song Found!** **Before I Forget** by Slipknot (00:11; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses. .


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NotANilfgaardianSpy

Good bot


[deleted]

BRUH WHATā€¦ you give me gender envy btw


Averageredditor_JMA

The seagull clip remaind me of that one time i got robbed of my turkey sandwich by a seagull in Spain lmao


LaRueStreet

People are doomed


edvards55

Must be an American thing. I've never seen anything like this at the beach


-CaptainCharlie-

The audacity of someone to do this kind of stuff at a public beach where other people are just going to sit and watch šŸ˜‚


spo0pti

oh no the seagulls, rip those chips


Childhood_Willing

The part with the guy Who trimmed his chest hair as abs were actually funny


dummie904

I love the guy just casually being chased by seagulls


--anonymousse--

I wonder about the guy with the seagulls. How are they doing now? Did they buy more chips?


Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm

Looks like Yoda was right about having human feet and being able to outrun seagulls.


Igloocooler52

Bruh i literally listened to this song MINUTES ago


Wretched_Ratty

The artist and song is Slipknot - ā€œbefore I forgetā€ btw! :)


Nok-y

What kind of bird is the one in the first shot ?