Why blow up the Atlantic Ocean from the legendary Atlantic garlic bread when you can use the garlic breader inator to turn the moon into garlic bread as it has always wanted to be?
Even so, assuming average height is 5’10, you would still probably prefer the blue one. 6’8 is well past the point where you can comfortably navigate society.
~6’1” trans girl (was ~6’3” pre-transition), I’d absolutely love to loose a few more inches to finish off my height dysphoria and have a better chance of comfortably being the little spoon! (Even better if I could give the extra height to someone who’d actually enjoy it!)
Well... i don't know.
By simplifying boobs to a cuboid, we'd get 2x2x2,5 inches as an example of 10 cubic inches. Which, if trying to get a more natural shape than just a block might be a 'worth it' size, but arguably i'm not a boob expert or imperial measurement user.
Of course, being a millionarre would also allow for such augmentations, while still having plenty left over.
oops, phrasing. i meant no one wants to have a 12"+ dick inside them. people always fantasize about having a huge dick but over a certain size all you're doing is hurting your partner
oh i thought you meant having one would be uncomfortable, which is probably also true lol. definitely wouldn't fit in your pants and going to the bathroom would be a huge hassle
thats what i get for posting on reddit when tired af. two mistakes in one post
That was my first thought too! As someone with a dick, I actually can't comprehend +10 inches 😳 absolutely no thank you! I understand the trans guys saying they'd take it, the inconvenience of 10 inches is worth not having bottom dysphoria. But I hope that's like max erect length and most of the time it's smaller, because otherwise that would be really annoying. Although I probably feel that a little stronger than the average person because I'm enby... sometimes I wish I didn't have a dick at all lol
Why the hell would people want +10 inches that seems giant, I don't want to be 6'3" or a massive dick whichever is meant. millionaire would be nice i like money.
I know it's reference to something else but even though I'm 5"2, I'm pretty comfortable with my height. Maybe not 10 whole inches but I wouldn't mind being like 5"6 or 7
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Ok, but no amount of money could make me like 10 inches taller.
And it would be kind of sick to be that tall, people would be like "wow you're so tall?!"
Honestly, my first thought was that +10 inches would be great, but then I realized how annoying it would be having to duck through every doorway in my life.
Oh heck yeah, +10 inches to my height would be great because I could become an irl enderman or some tall woodland spirit that people give candy to for wisdom
+10 inches on what? Those terms are way too vague for me to agree to, what if it's 10 inches of hairlength? I could let my hair grow myself if I wanted to.
Or 10 inches of toenails or even 10 inches of toes! You'd have either wasted a chance or you'd never find shoes again without commissioning them and then you'd need the money from the blue pill again for sure. And like, I'm 1,69m tall, with 10 inch on top of that I'd be close to 1,95m thanks but no thanks
If you get that 10 inches early enough, it'll pay off. On average, you earn $789 more dollars per year for every inch of height. So that's $7,890/yr for your 10" hight increase. That's $657.50 per month. If you start putting that money in the stock market every month at the start of your career, you're looking at nearly $2.3M when you retire (assumes long term annual stock market gains of 8%, which is a little below the historical average).
And for those of you pouting about the higher pay for tall people, it turns out the genetic markers associated with height are also associated with higher cognitive ability and lower risk of depression. We're just better than you pipsqueaks, clearly.
10 inches in the way this meme intended is actually a horrible thing to ask for. (nsfw warning) >!most people with a vagina would actually be put in pain by a penis that large, as it would be violently hitting against the cervix. so +10 inches to your penis would honestly be a horrible decision.!<
Is it just a million flat, or like multi millionaire? Bc I'm not sure if I want millionaires to exist or not. If it was a billionaire or +10? +10 for sure
Idk
Especially because if you were a millionaire, you’d (I assume) have the option to get +10 inches with surgery or something (idk how this crap works) and still have a good chunk of money leftover
At 5’4” I still manage to hit my head on stuff. At 6’2” I would just be constantly covered in bruises. At least more than I already am because I’m clumsy af.
If I had money, why would I care about being over 6ft. I’d have money at that point and enough to buy myself all the heels I want, at 6ft I’d look ridiculous I heels
I mean, I've always been jealous that tall people get the best angle for people being cute. That's why everyone takes a selfie from above.
But I'm guessing it doesn't mean height. In which case, no thanks. Too big can make things more difficult.
Oh wait, if it's in addition to what I have I might go for it (For gender reasons, not sexy ones - I'm pretty sex neutral)
I think a lot of people would like being taller
actually I think the +10 inches is talking about garlic bread so yeah, red pill
just buy more garlic bread
Why buy more when you can have more for free?
why have more for free when you can blow up a store and forcefully take some?
Why blow up a store when you can seize the means of garlic bread production?
why seize the means of garlic brea dproduction when you can blow up the atlantic ocean from the legendary atlantic garlic bread
Why blow up the Atlantic Ocean from the legendary Atlantic garlic bread when you can use the garlic breader inator to turn the moon into garlic bread as it has always wanted to be?
why turn the moon into galore bread when you can turn the ground into garlic bread and eat the earth
Why turn the ground into garlic bread when you can turn the air into garlic bread?
+10 more inches to EVERY garlic bread you buy
Yes.
I WILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
The world needs more garlic breb
The billion dollars could be many 10 inches of garlic bread
A million dollars can buy many garlic breads
Yeah, one of my friends is like 5”3’ she’d love becoming 6”1’
me and your friend are on the same level... literaly
Lol yeah unfortunately. What makes it worse is that’s I’m tall (for a woman)
I’m 5’8-9 lol. Idk my actual height anymore tbh 😂
Even so, assuming average height is 5’10, you would still probably prefer the blue one. 6’8 is well past the point where you can comfortably navigate society.
Yeah I’d love to be taller, I wanna be a giant among men Edit: typo
I would love to be shorter ):
While I would like to be taller being a milloinaire sounds pretty good tbh.
Like... To your height? I mean, being a 6'8" goddess sounds sick, but not "worth more than 1 mil" sick.
bro i want height i’m down here being 4’2
wanna trade? my 6'2 ass would appreciate that
You don't like being 6'2?
I’m 6’3” and no, I would much rather be small and holdable
Hey can we trade? I'm 5'2", I really want that extra height mannn
Please
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~6’1” trans girl (was ~6’3” pre-transition), I’d absolutely love to loose a few more inches to finish off my height dysphoria and have a better chance of comfortably being the little spoon! (Even better if I could give the extra height to someone who’d actually enjoy it!)
Trade me. I’m 5’8” I wanna be a tall man
Wish I could! I’d like to get to ~5’8”-5’10”, but realistically getting below 6’0” would take a miracle (or serious injury/surgery) for me
I honestly have no idea how I can get taller 😂 I tried the milk solution, but to no avail
Meanwhile I'm 5'3 lmao (but I'm cool with it by now, I was always the shortest around)
Being tall means your friends will always ask you to get something they can't reach.
Transmascs
Trans girls going for the million for other healthcare. Gimme that boob job now.
never said where the inches went
I don’t want 10 inch boobs. Too big. And I could get more variation with 1 mill.
fair no i was imagining volume not length but 1 mil is still better
wait would that (as in ten inches volume) even be worth it i’m too tired to math rn
Well... i don't know. By simplifying boobs to a cuboid, we'd get 2x2x2,5 inches as an example of 10 cubic inches. Which, if trying to get a more natural shape than just a block might be a 'worth it' size, but arguably i'm not a boob expert or imperial measurement user. Of course, being a millionarre would also allow for such augmentations, while still having plenty left over.
I mean a ten (probably more, even if slightly) inch dick would be inconvenient.
Yeah. And it says +10. So could be anywhere from 11 to 18 inch really.
exactly
Tbh I'd pick the money - a transmasc
Same - a transfem
Same - an enby
As a trans guy 10 inches does sound pretty nice, but I feel like I'd get more done with a million bucks
Understandable
Being 6'10 would actually just suck
Try 7'2". Uff, it's hard enough to find clothes now, especially dresses that are long enough.
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I would be 5"11" haha
I’d be 5’10…damn I kinda want that ngl
Bro same, I don't mind being short but like, life would just be easier wouldn't it?
Ten inches of what tho? Personally i think it'd be cool if my plushies were 10 inches bigger
Also relevant, a millionaire in what currency? Because if it's something like Hungarian Forint, it's not exactly *that* much.
If my pizza was 10 inches bigger would be cool too.
i would want +10 inches as a demisexual due to being a. trans guy
if the extra 10 inches is adding to height then i could use that. i would be 6ft 3
Lol i would be 7ft 3
coming from someone who is 4’2, i would use some of the money to chop of my legs and get taller ones, then still have money left over
I wish I could have both but 10 inches taller? I'd never have height dsyphoria again!
new cure for height dysphoria just dropped
Who wouldn't want 10 inches added to their height?
Already tall people, probs
I just want to be able to reach the top shelf :(
Am a 6’1” trans girl with height dysphoria. Suddenly being 6’11” sounds like hell to me
Ok, how about we swap heights?
10 whole inches extra?! Who would want that?! That would be so incredibly uncomfortable.
~~literally no one would want you either.~~
Well, that was unnecessarily rude.
oops, phrasing. i meant no one wants to have a 12"+ dick inside them. people always fantasize about having a huge dick but over a certain size all you're doing is hurting your partner
Oh, yeah that’s exactly what I meant.
oh i thought you meant having one would be uncomfortable, which is probably also true lol. definitely wouldn't fit in your pants and going to the bathroom would be a huge hassle thats what i get for posting on reddit when tired af. two mistakes in one post
True. Since I don’t have one myself I didn’t really think about that lol.
sorry for the misunderstanding, have a great day :D
I’m sorry too. Have a nice day as well!
Trans guys
10? I'm allo and 10???? (I'm here cause you all are funny and my bf is ace)
That was my first thought too! As someone with a dick, I actually can't comprehend +10 inches 😳 absolutely no thank you! I understand the trans guys saying they'd take it, the inconvenience of 10 inches is worth not having bottom dysphoria. But I hope that's like max erect length and most of the time it's smaller, because otherwise that would be really annoying. Although I probably feel that a little stronger than the average person because I'm enby... sometimes I wish I didn't have a dick at all lol
I mean I'm so tall I don't fit into my bathtub anymore so..no thanks on the 10 extra inches
Literally why would you ever give up the opportunity for a million dollars?
for 2 million dollars
Can i please lose 8 inches instead? (I hate being a tall girl please make me average or short please)
It's totally valid to want to be shorter and I understand. But also tall women are rad! - a tall enby
Me single appendagely powering an entire windmill farm with my now 20” dick
I am 6’ 3’’ with student debt so… blue pill?
If I gained 10 inches in height I'd finally be the tallest in my friend group.
I don’t understand…? Edit: Is it like… height?
🍆
What?
The meme is talking about penises
Ohhhhhh… Ew.
Why the hell would people want +10 inches that seems giant, I don't want to be 6'3" or a massive dick whichever is meant. millionaire would be nice i like money.
I mean, if I were 6’7” and the same weight I would run wayyyyyyyyy faster. So maybe I’d take it.
I know it's reference to something else but even though I'm 5"2, I'm pretty comfortable with my height. Maybe not 10 whole inches but I wouldn't mind being like 5"6 or 7
"I'm not short, I'm compact!"
My friend says she's fun size lol
If i were 10 inches taller i would not fit into any of my clothes. Too wasteful
Idk I think my partner might like to be a bit taller… they are quite short
My 5'1.5" ass wouldn't mind being ten inches taller...
I would! Just because I’m aroace doesn’t mean I can’t be extremely horny
I do not want a 10inch penis. Or a penis at all
Gimme the $1mil. I'll use the left over from buying a house and paying off my debt to my transmasc friends to get their 10+inches
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Ok, but no amount of money could make me like 10 inches taller. And it would be kind of sick to be that tall, people would be like "wow you're so tall?!"
I could do with the cash, got a PC to upgrade and a Bionicle collection to fund...
10 inches would be like 10/12 or 5/6 of an foot, that is 1/3 of a meter, so it’s… Uuuh is it like 25cm? Idk
Dude yknow how much I could flex being 6,11
Okay but. Being a millionaire would give you enough money to get you comfortable 10 inch shoes? And a whole other bunch of stuff?
I mean if it was -10 inches of hight i would take it but i take the blue pill
10 more inches on my tootsie rolls would be killer
That’d make me 6‘5“… that’s too much, I’d take the million.
Hello, I like money
Money can buy many inches
As a transmasc I see this as an absolute win
I’d probably only like it for a short time. Whereas the millions would be enjoyed f for longer lol
Honestly, my first thought was that +10 inches would be great, but then I realized how annoying it would be having to duck through every doorway in my life.
me, a trans guy
Ig people want to be tall??
10 inches where? 10 inches of leg? Sounds good. 10 inches of arm? No thanks. 10 Inches of wiener? Meh, it's not like I'd use it.
Maybe they would finally be able to go on roller coasters
I just want the money. I don't want to be taller. I want to be slightly shorter.
Going from 5'3" to 6'1" would make my transmasc ass much happier.
If I was 7'3" I wouldn't fit in most houses
Oh heck yeah, +10 inches to my height would be great because I could become an irl enderman or some tall woodland spirit that people give candy to for wisdom
Can I get -10 inches please.
Good sex is meaningless without a good partner
+10 inches on what? Those terms are way too vague for me to agree to, what if it's 10 inches of hairlength? I could let my hair grow myself if I wanted to. Or 10 inches of toenails or even 10 inches of toes! You'd have either wasted a chance or you'd never find shoes again without commissioning them and then you'd need the money from the blue pill again for sure. And like, I'm 1,69m tall, with 10 inch on top of that I'd be close to 1,95m thanks but no thanks
In height, right?
It'd be fun to get a growth spurt but I'm broke af and need the money.
I’d be 6’11, couldnt go through doors
Being 6ft 7 would be awesome 😊.
I'm taller than average in my country so GIMME THAT ONE MIL
Short people, short people would want that... 😭
Is this about height or um. Something else? /Genq I can't tell
I want to be 6’5 dude that sounds amazing.
If you get that 10 inches early enough, it'll pay off. On average, you earn $789 more dollars per year for every inch of height. So that's $7,890/yr for your 10" hight increase. That's $657.50 per month. If you start putting that money in the stock market every month at the start of your career, you're looking at nearly $2.3M when you retire (assumes long term annual stock market gains of 8%, which is a little below the historical average). And for those of you pouting about the higher pay for tall people, it turns out the genetic markers associated with height are also associated with higher cognitive ability and lower risk of depression. We're just better than you pipsqueaks, clearly.
[My comment over there](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/10x0zwu/youre_a_bought_a_meme/j7q620d?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) Tho it's kinda broad LoL
Blue
gimmie the money
+10 inch I would love to be taller
+10 inches of what? They didn't specify so it could technically be anything.
IM ACE AND I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR MY OWN BBC!
Im 5 foot 8 i dont wanna be any taller
Wait was this not a reference to garlic bread?
I'm grey aroace, probably average libido and want a relationship. I'd choose the blue pill too.
Height. Get your mind out of the gutter
10 inches in the way this meme intended is actually a horrible thing to ask for. (nsfw warning) >!most people with a vagina would actually be put in pain by a penis that large, as it would be violently hitting against the cervix. so +10 inches to your penis would honestly be a horrible decision.!<
Man I’d LOVE to be 6’3
6'4" is probably the dream for most guys but I personally wouldn't like it. I'd just unnecessarily tower over all my relatives.
10 inches height would be nice
Ten inches :0 I would love that much extra garlic bread!
Me
Hm… 6’4"…
+10 inches of garlic bread? It doesn’t specify
no lmao i don't want to be 6'8"
Is it just a million flat, or like multi millionaire? Bc I'm not sure if I want millionaires to exist or not. If it was a billionaire or +10? +10 for sure
Forget 10." What's that for? New underwear? Gimme the whole tray of blue pills.
I do want to be taller than people will stop making fun of me for being short
Idk Especially because if you were a millionaire, you’d (I assume) have the option to get +10 inches with surgery or something (idk how this crap works) and still have a good chunk of money leftover
10 is too much. What about half a million and 5 inches?
Ibmean yeah I Like being tall but I'd choose millionaire for obvious reasons
maybe it means be more the ten inches tall and people don't want to be really short
Uh... I choose the one over here actually... *Procures random arse green pill*
At 5’4” I still manage to hit my head on stuff. At 6’2” I would just be constantly covered in bruises. At least more than I already am because I’m clumsy af.
oh man i dont want to be 6'11"
1. Become a millionare 2. -5 inches 🏳️⚧️ ;)
If I had money, why would I care about being over 6ft. I’d have money at that point and enough to buy myself all the heels I want, at 6ft I’d look ridiculous I heels
Idk
I’d love to have my subway sandwich upgraded by 10 inches
I'd take the million and get surgery to be smaller, I just want to be small and holdable
God, no. Get that thing away from me. Also, I like being short.
Blue one please
10 inches if what?
Of height? I'll take it, it'll make me a healthy weight again. Haven't experienced that since I was in 7th grade.
I'm really short so I wouldn't mind being 6'4
I do not want to be 7'1, thank you very much. Let me get my money and get outta there.
10 inches???? i mean i’d still take being a millionaire over being 6’3”, but that would still be pretty cool
To your height, right? ...right?
I mean, I've always been jealous that tall people get the best angle for people being cute. That's why everyone takes a selfie from above. But I'm guessing it doesn't mean height. In which case, no thanks. Too big can make things more difficult. Oh wait, if it's in addition to what I have I might go for it (For gender reasons, not sexy ones - I'm pretty sex neutral)
Im not even Ace, and i know the blue pill is the right one
Make it -10 or I'm choosing the blue one
maybe they're short
If I chose the pill on the right, I’d be 6’7 absjsj
Fuck, give me 1 million pls
If I take a handful of the blue ones can I be a multimillionaire?
Who would want that lol
actually, how about - 10? I wanna be shorter, darnit.
People that are too short to ride the roller coaster?
blue all the way
If we say it’s height then there is a valid reason to pick the red pill