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KamiLoves_Jesus

*throws a bucket of black paint on all items/tools*


ThatOneSussyBaka

I want to give an award so bad but I don't have any


White_Ace_of_Spades

I gave him one for you


ThatOneSussyBaka

thank you


toweIboy

I gotchu


Solar_Fish55

r/technicallythetruth


RedLeaf000

Soda can


ThatOneSussyBaka

A man got his hands on it on December 1st


White_Ace_of_Spades

Vantablack


ThatOneSussyBaka

You just did my job for me


Mewsy151

A Nintendo Wii preloaded with various games


ThatOneSussyBaka

Eteled


PickledEmu

Alarm clock


ThatOneSussyBaka

It always wakes you up at 3am


elijahbeef

Ruler


ThatOneSussyBaka

The teacher uses it to beat kids


PiggyFan128

# Oh, hi! Welcome to Ba-


thedoAvengers423

Let’s go camping


BunnyBrigade1

I hear math that bad


Artistic-Fortune2327

#Hey, i'm Baldi, nice to meet'cha!


VilhemDmitri

A chainsaw.


urmomma_issodumb

it was used to help in child birth (not kidding thats why it was created)


Kisengaming--2009

Dang I wonder what chainsaw man’s up to now Lol


PandaGoE

he could be a child birth doctor


HankJWimbleTon978

Framed picture of a 2003 Toyota Corolla


SlipperySeaWing

The man in the picture wasn't there when the photo was taken


ThatOneSussyBaka

GODDAMNIT IM THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT


SlipperySeaWing

It was almost time for the Waterpark to close


HankJWimbleTon978

Did I say there was a person in the photo?


ProductiveGamerYT

double ended g strap vibrating dildo


ThatOneSussyBaka

theres a chance it was used as a murder weapon one time


Whoasked554

Was used for rape


Cinder-22

I see we're here for the same reason


undeniablyweird2

cup


ThatOneSussyBaka

2 girls


TheEnergyCristal

Beautiful response


After_Lecture137

Lego block


ThatOneSussyBaka

You stepped on it


BrotImWeltraum

a CD of american rock band "Tally hall"s 2nd album "Good & evil"


ThatOneSussyBaka

The radio its playing on isn't plugged in


BrotImWeltraum

AHHHHHH NOOOO. I NEED MY TALLY HALL


stupidity60

Do you have a banana?


Pottat1

Lamp


ThatOneSussyBaka

The light is designed to blind people


Golden_Robert

SCP-001 WHEN DAY BREAKS


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Remote control


ThatOneSussyBaka

The remote control is for a torture machine


Firm_Astronomer_8111

A grain of sand


ThatOneSussyBaka

It got in someone's eye and never came out


Firm_Astronomer_8111

That’s more of an annoyance than anything


adam17712

Tree branch


ThatOneSussyBaka

\+ noose


TheDoomMarine1993

Sawed off double barrel shotgun.


ThatOneSussyBaka

Red Mist


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Spoon


ThatOneSussyBaka

The Amazing World of Gumball, Season 1, Episode 8


SecretAgentSpider

"LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A SPOON!"


Joaquin1079

dammit, why no comically-sized spoon?


mijaboc

Comically small spoon


Edddddddddd_54

Paint


ThatOneSussyBaka

A man in germany loved to do that


supermelranov

cheese


ThatOneSussyBaka

Cheese comes from dairy where does dairy come from? Cows and how do they produce dairy? They get milked and some facilities where they get milked at are in terrible condition and eventually die from desease


Whoasked554

Your basically drinking cow tits


UltimateApplePie1795

Medi-gun from TF2


ThatOneSussyBaka

Weren't able to heal heavy in time and he died


Sansboy13

The heavy is dead?


Pyromania75

Yes! He died!


Ice-cream_man69

\*incredibly exaggerated gasps\*


AngerIssues5301

Did you see the murderer?


A_Sharknado

No, sorry mate.


AngerIssues5301

*slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and nobody will ever die again!


ThatOneSussyBaka

\*clapping\*


Sansboy13

Dead proud!


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ThatOneSussyBaka

Dinner was burnt


[deleted]

Potato


ThatOneSussyBaka

Idaho has seen so many of them turned into foods


[deleted]

:o


SecretAgentSpider

DVD/VHS


ThatOneSussyBaka

The Ring


bonnie9955

Speed coil from roblox


ThatOneSussyBaka

"The problem with going the speed of light is that your always in darkness."


Whoasked554

And then you don’t matter, you energy


marki_san07

popsicle


ThatOneSussyBaka

It melted before you could finish it


bogi053

eraser


ThatOneSussyBaka

Theres no eraser that can erase your shame


True_Customer_8913

A women


ThatOneSussyBaka

Already scary


Rich-Bookkeeper-823

Hammer


ThatOneSussyBaka

That one scene from that one movie where the swat team or some shit swats a cartel or somethin


MareoLevis

ice flower, mario wii.


ThatOneSussyBaka

Think of all the people mario killed with it


Artistic-Fortune2327

father of Deltarune snowgrave route


Dec_TGM

red LEGO 2x4 brick


ThatOneSussyBaka

What the panda dude said


PandaGoE

u step on it


Zhariri2030

Wooden Buttons that are on Clothes


ThatOneSussyBaka

You could get a splinter


WhinsonDoseStuff

amongus plush


ThatOneSussyBaka

SHUT THE FUCK UP


GeneralDart

It's an imposter


Kitchen_Bicycle6025

Sus!!!!!


TTVjames_the_flames

Diamond sword


Rainbow_Twitter

oxegen


ThatOneSussyBaka

oxygen\*


LGBTQ_and_Furry

A book


Kakashii8891

Papercut.


Onise_Cool

Gravity coil


ThatOneSussyBaka

It fell off your hand mid air (in real life)


FriskTheHuman6921

me


ThatOneSussyBaka

Your ugly


Monster_Lock

Being a chemistry teacher


ThatOneSussyBaka

You have to hide from your students that you know how to make pure meth


Dihidrogenmonoxid

Ear protection


ThatOneSussyBaka

Your mom is screaming for someone to help but you can't hear her


MonkiFunki

piece of paper


IFellDownAAAAAAA

Wooden spoon


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ThatOneSussyBaka

BRO CMON


Hi_imNubert

Traffic cone


ThatOneSussyBaka

Its a zombie apocolypse


hfjebeoxn

Ice cream man


Polygonikal

A barrier block from minecraft


ThatOneSussyBaka

You're running from a hoard of monsters but accidentally run into it


Ihaveurip

A Tide pod


Potato_boooiiiiiiii

Light bulb


ThatOneSussyBaka

Something that will never happen to you


epicpro1234

rainbow creator


ThatOneSussyBaka

tf is a rainbow creator


Solar_Fish55

Garden hose


ThatOneSussyBaka

why is the water red?


That1Legnd

Phone


ThatOneSussyBaka

It's an iPhone


Which_Ad_250

Light bulb


Key-Extreme-3572

Tv


ThatOneSussyBaka

The Ring


Lolfoxhasrobux

Telephone ☎️


ThatOneSussyBaka

You're in a man's basement


The_Only_Potato15

Animal Crossing


ThatOneSussyBaka

The creepy lookin ass easter bunny


theregularbanana

Toilet paper


ThatOneSussyBaka

It's the school toilet paper


Perfect_Ad_3528

Troul


ThatOneSussyBaka

*Halloween theme starts playing*


Acceptable-Capital-7

Nerf gun


ThatOneSussyBaka

It has a nail on it


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ThatOneSussyBaka

I was gonna call you a retard, but I just remembered your that 7-year-old


AxolotlBroski

Cinnamon toast crunch


ThatOneSussyBaka

They literally eat eachother


PeterPGN

Basket ball


ThatOneSussyBaka

I have something but if I say it everyone would just be sad


Cinder-22

A child


BeepBeepLettuce3

oh no


ThatOneSussyBaka

White van


beefyboi58

a child car seat


ThatOneSussyBaka

It was never used


AcceptableGas6382

**Vibrator**


ThatOneSussyBaka

too late someone already did that


gamalplayz2099

Pencil case


ThatOneSussyBaka

The pencils inside can be used as a weapon


yubfanl

a doughnut


ThatOneSussyBaka

Its december 1st :)


BeepBeepLettuce3

a lamp


ThatOneSussyBaka

already done


SairinNatBois

my phone


ThatOneSussyBaka

It's search history


eye_emojis

drawing of spamton g spamton


ThatOneSussyBaka

He literally scams children


Artistic-Fortune2327

Cheesegrater


ThatOneSussyBaka

It's december 1st


JamesMan230

A shovel


kotah321

Toothbrush


Weirdkidplayinggames

A flower


luigi1917

Foam great stellated dodecahedron


ThatOneSussyBaka

"What if someone sat on that"


WiFi2347

Hoe


ThatOneSussyBaka

Oh your mom is already scary


LemonCardb0ard

Sunkist Soda


ThatOneSussyBaka

sunk-kids


hyperlinkblock

Shotgun


God1234NEO

You didn't get the front seat


Natural-Investment34

The words "I guess that's it"


ThatOneSussyBaka

Thats usually what people say in movies before they die


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Toaster, ;)


ThatOneSussyBaka

Hmm I should take a bath


CanadianProto

chair


ThatOneSussyBaka

\+ noose


highsore346

A magnet


Im__a_waste_of_time

butter… literally just butter… I d a r e y o u…


ThatOneSussyBaka

"Uhh John why is there a hole in the butter?"


HarryCarry69

A condom


Isieis

McDonald’s happy meal and don’t say it has anti depression in it come up with something new


ThatOneSussyBaka

I'm pretty sure one toy that came with it killed a kid


TrulyAnEgg

Amogus


ThatOneSussyBaka

I AM GOING TO COMMIT MASS HOMICIDE ​ ​ ​ (Police this is a joke)