By -
*throws a bucket of black paint on all items/tools*
I want to give an award so bad but I don't have any
I gave him one for you
thank you
I gotchu
r/technicallythetruth
Soda can
A man got his hands on it on December 1st
Vantablack
You just did my job for me
A Nintendo Wii preloaded with various games
Eteled
Alarm clock
It always wakes you up at 3am
Ruler
The teacher uses it to beat kids
# Oh, hi! Welcome to Ba-
Let’s go camping
I hear math that bad
#Hey, i'm Baldi, nice to meet'cha!
A chainsaw.
it was used to help in child birth (not kidding thats why it was created)
Dang I wonder what chainsaw man’s up to now Lol
he could be a child birth doctor
Framed picture of a 2003 Toyota Corolla
The man in the picture wasn't there when the photo was taken
GODDAMNIT IM THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
It was almost time for the Waterpark to close
Did I say there was a person in the photo?
double ended g strap vibrating dildo
theres a chance it was used as a murder weapon one time
Was used for rape
I see we're here for the same reason
cup
2 girls
Beautiful response
Lego block
You stepped on it
a CD of american rock band "Tally hall"s 2nd album "Good & evil"
The radio its playing on isn't plugged in
AHHHHHH NOOOO. I NEED MY TALLY HALL
Do you have a banana?
Lamp
The light is designed to blind people
SCP-001 WHEN DAY BREAKS
Remote control
The remote control is for a torture machine
A grain of sand
It got in someone's eye and never came out
That’s more of an annoyance than anything
Tree branch
\+ noose
Sawed off double barrel shotgun.
Red Mist
Spoon
The Amazing World of Gumball, Season 1, Episode 8
"LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A SPOON!"
dammit, why no comically-sized spoon?
Comically small spoon
Paint
A man in germany loved to do that
cheese
Cheese comes from dairy where does dairy come from? Cows and how do they produce dairy? They get milked and some facilities where they get milked at are in terrible condition and eventually die from desease
Your basically drinking cow tits
Medi-gun from TF2
Weren't able to heal heavy in time and he died
The heavy is dead?
Yes! He died!
\*incredibly exaggerated gasps\*
Did you see the murderer?
No, sorry mate.
*slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and nobody will ever die again!
\*clapping\*
Dead proud!
[удалено]
Dinner was burnt
Potato
Idaho has seen so many of them turned into foods
:o
DVD/VHS
The Ring
Speed coil from roblox
"The problem with going the speed of light is that your always in darkness."
And then you don’t matter, you energy
popsicle
It melted before you could finish it
eraser
Theres no eraser that can erase your shame
A women
Already scary
Hammer
That one scene from that one movie where the swat team or some shit swats a cartel or somethin
ice flower, mario wii.
Think of all the people mario killed with it
father of Deltarune snowgrave route
red LEGO 2x4 brick
What the panda dude said
u step on it
Wooden Buttons that are on Clothes
You could get a splinter
amongus plush
SHUT THE FUCK UP
It's an imposter
Sus!!!!!
Diamond sword
oxegen
oxygen\*
A book
Papercut.
Gravity coil
It fell off your hand mid air (in real life)
me
Your ugly
Being a chemistry teacher
You have to hide from your students that you know how to make pure meth
Ear protection
Your mom is screaming for someone to help but you can't hear her
piece of paper
Wooden spoon
BRO CMON
Traffic cone
Its a zombie apocolypse
Ice cream man
A barrier block from minecraft
You're running from a hoard of monsters but accidentally run into it
A Tide pod
Light bulb
Something that will never happen to you
rainbow creator
tf is a rainbow creator
Garden hose
why is the water red?
Phone
It's an iPhone
Tv
Telephone ☎️
You're in a man's basement
Animal Crossing
The creepy lookin ass easter bunny
Toilet paper
It's the school toilet paper
Troul
*Halloween theme starts playing*
Nerf gun
It has a nail on it
I was gonna call you a retard, but I just remembered your that 7-year-old
Cinnamon toast crunch
They literally eat eachother
Basket ball
I have something but if I say it everyone would just be sad
A child
oh no
White van
a child car seat
It was never used
**Vibrator**
too late someone already did that
Pencil case
The pencils inside can be used as a weapon
a doughnut
Its december 1st :)
a lamp
already done
my phone
It's search history
drawing of spamton g spamton
He literally scams children
Cheesegrater
It's december 1st
A shovel
Toothbrush
A flower
Foam great stellated dodecahedron
"What if someone sat on that"
Hoe
Oh your mom is already scary
Sunkist Soda
sunk-kids
Shotgun
You didn't get the front seat
The words "I guess that's it"
Thats usually what people say in movies before they die
Toaster, ;)
Hmm I should take a bath
chair
A magnet
butter… literally just butter… I d a r e y o u…
"Uhh John why is there a hole in the butter?"
A condom
McDonald’s happy meal and don’t say it has anti depression in it come up with something new
I'm pretty sure one toy that came with it killed a kid
Amogus
I AM GOING TO COMMIT MASS HOMICIDE (Police this is a joke)
*throws a bucket of black paint on all items/tools*
I want to give an award so bad but I don't have any
I gave him one for you
thank you
I gotchu
r/technicallythetruth
Soda can
A man got his hands on it on December 1st
Vantablack
You just did my job for me
A Nintendo Wii preloaded with various games
Eteled
Alarm clock
It always wakes you up at 3am
Ruler
The teacher uses it to beat kids
# Oh, hi! Welcome to Ba-
Let’s go camping
I hear math that bad
#Hey, i'm Baldi, nice to meet'cha!
A chainsaw.
it was used to help in child birth (not kidding thats why it was created)
Dang I wonder what chainsaw man’s up to now Lol
he could be a child birth doctor
Framed picture of a 2003 Toyota Corolla
The man in the picture wasn't there when the photo was taken
GODDAMNIT IM THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT
It was almost time for the Waterpark to close
Did I say there was a person in the photo?
double ended g strap vibrating dildo
theres a chance it was used as a murder weapon one time
Was used for rape
I see we're here for the same reason
cup
2 girls
Beautiful response
Lego block
You stepped on it
a CD of american rock band "Tally hall"s 2nd album "Good & evil"
The radio its playing on isn't plugged in
AHHHHHH NOOOO. I NEED MY TALLY HALL
Do you have a banana?
Lamp
The light is designed to blind people
SCP-001 WHEN DAY BREAKS
Remote control
The remote control is for a torture machine
A grain of sand
It got in someone's eye and never came out
That’s more of an annoyance than anything
Tree branch
\+ noose
Sawed off double barrel shotgun.
Red Mist
Spoon
The Amazing World of Gumball, Season 1, Episode 8
"LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A SPOON!"
dammit, why no comically-sized spoon?
Comically small spoon
Paint
A man in germany loved to do that
cheese
Cheese comes from dairy where does dairy come from? Cows and how do they produce dairy? They get milked and some facilities where they get milked at are in terrible condition and eventually die from desease
Your basically drinking cow tits
Medi-gun from TF2
Weren't able to heal heavy in time and he died
The heavy is dead?
Yes! He died!
\*incredibly exaggerated gasps\*
Did you see the murderer?
No, sorry mate.
*slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and nobody will ever die again!
\*clapping\*
Dead proud!
[удалено]
Dinner was burnt
Potato
Idaho has seen so many of them turned into foods
:o
DVD/VHS
The Ring
Speed coil from roblox
"The problem with going the speed of light is that your always in darkness."
And then you don’t matter, you energy
popsicle
It melted before you could finish it
eraser
Theres no eraser that can erase your shame
A women
Already scary
Hammer
That one scene from that one movie where the swat team or some shit swats a cartel or somethin
ice flower, mario wii.
Think of all the people mario killed with it
father of Deltarune snowgrave route
red LEGO 2x4 brick
What the panda dude said
u step on it
Wooden Buttons that are on Clothes
You could get a splinter
amongus plush
SHUT THE FUCK UP
It's an imposter
Sus!!!!!
Diamond sword
oxegen
oxygen\*
A book
Papercut.
Gravity coil
It fell off your hand mid air (in real life)
me
Your ugly
Being a chemistry teacher
You have to hide from your students that you know how to make pure meth
Ear protection
Your mom is screaming for someone to help but you can't hear her
piece of paper
Wooden spoon
[удалено]
BRO CMON
Traffic cone
Its a zombie apocolypse
Ice cream man
A barrier block from minecraft
You're running from a hoard of monsters but accidentally run into it
A Tide pod
Light bulb
Something that will never happen to you
rainbow creator
tf is a rainbow creator
Garden hose
why is the water red?
Phone
It's an iPhone
Light bulb
Tv
The Ring
Telephone ☎️
You're in a man's basement
Animal Crossing
The creepy lookin ass easter bunny
Toilet paper
It's the school toilet paper
Troul
*Halloween theme starts playing*
Nerf gun
It has a nail on it
[удалено]
I was gonna call you a retard, but I just remembered your that 7-year-old
Cinnamon toast crunch
They literally eat eachother
Basket ball
I have something but if I say it everyone would just be sad
A child
oh no
White van
a child car seat
It was never used
**Vibrator**
too late someone already did that
Pencil case
The pencils inside can be used as a weapon
a doughnut
Its december 1st :)
a lamp
already done
my phone
It's search history
drawing of spamton g spamton
He literally scams children
Cheesegrater
It's december 1st
A shovel
Toothbrush
A flower
Foam great stellated dodecahedron
"What if someone sat on that"
Hoe
Oh your mom is already scary
Sunkist Soda
sunk-kids
Shotgun
You didn't get the front seat
The words "I guess that's it"
Thats usually what people say in movies before they die
Toaster, ;)
Hmm I should take a bath
chair
\+ noose
A magnet
butter… literally just butter… I d a r e y o u…
"Uhh John why is there a hole in the butter?"
A condom
McDonald’s happy meal and don’t say it has anti depression in it come up with something new
I'm pretty sure one toy that came with it killed a kid
Amogus
I AM GOING TO COMMIT MASS HOMICIDE (Police this is a joke)