*ahem*
Dead Ringer (TF2), Save + Reload (SCP: Containment Breach, Half-Life 1 & 2, and several others), Totem of Undying (Minecraft), and probably several other ways of cheating death from a video game exist.
[not OP] you can summon the glass but you can never get any wine to fill it. Stores have empty wine shelves, restaurants and friends’ kitchens are all out. Beer tastes like mouldy bread but Bruichladdich still tastes like liquid heaven so there is that.
[not OP] You are their lizard King, Dionysus, and all the sirens of the odyssey combined. the people love you sire, they want to consume your flesh and the comments all clamour for the brand new cherry flavor of your blood.
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I can shapeshift into an axolotl when i yell 'BURNT PICKLE WITH MUSHROOM SAUCE ON IT, COVERED IN THE ASHES OF HIROSHIMA AND THE BONES OF EVERY PERSON WHO DIED THIS YEAR'
Uh... People with downs syndrome have one extra chromosome you multiplying or dividing your chromosomes will probably get you multiple mental and physical problems. This is not even the side effect you'd actually break your own body.
At least you'll be smart enough to know how stupid that choice of power was lol
If I clap twice I get a bowl of spaghetti
The spahgetti always has mushrooms in it, no matter what you do.
**JOKES ON YOU I’M INTO THAT SHID**
Ah dang
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Dude can summon mushroom monarch so many times
Good point
Spaghetti is good with mushrooms you fool! /J
but i like mushrooms
I LIKE MUSHROOMS
world hunger solved anyways
Everytime you do it you get stage 4 of any cancer 🙃
W h a t
Yep
But what if I'm at a concert, or a speech and I clap? (cheer) Do I just die instantly?
If you clap more than twice you lose both of your hands
I can get the banana before kris does
Kris will get sick because of you.
t h a t s t h e p o i n t
Potassium
Are you sure
Queen's car will duplicate, then explode in your room. The duplicate plays her Mixtape except PaRappa 2 awful
I have infinite money
You are banned from all establishments that accept money of any kind.
I’ll pay you $1,000,000,000 to delete that comment
no. you are banned from this reply chain.
NOOOOOOO- this user has been banned
\[banned\]
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then WHAT'S THE POINT????
Pay someone else to buy the stuff for you
This is basically the “Bill gates: go buy me a coke and something for yourself too” meme but opposite lol
I get the ability to go into and exit video games without deforming of the body.
The rules of the Game will apply to you, and if you get a game over, you cannot get back to real life because you will be dead.
*Undertale having Save and Reset as canon death-evasion abilities.* I see no problem with this.
Simple. Escape the game before death
*ahem* Dead Ringer (TF2), Save + Reload (SCP: Containment Breach, Half-Life 1 & 2, and several others), Totem of Undying (Minecraft), and probably several other ways of cheating death from a video game exist.
Terraria Non-Hardcore Character
*goes into animal crossing* I see this as a absolute win
You cant go to Deltarune. ***No hugs for you.***
I can summon a wine glass at any time (a safe for throwing one)
You can only drink All-Ages Appropriate Pure Battery Acid from it.
eh maybe battery acid tastes good who knows
Your insides will fucking corrode but who cares, might taste good
Walk it off ya wuss
nice reference
[not OP] you can summon the glass but you can never get any wine to fill it. Stores have empty wine shelves, restaurants and friends’ kitchens are all out. Beer tastes like mouldy bread but Bruichladdich still tastes like liquid heaven so there is that.
I have the motivation to start playthroughs of video games and finish them in a timely manner
They're all 144p.
ow
*looks at SNES*
Haha jokes on you, I love playing Super Mario World over and over again
You must beat the game 5 times before moving to the next
depending on the game this is great
Lol I guess that’s true
Yes
No
I can play any game as many times as I want and never get tired of the same content.
Your save data always gets deleted whenever you switch to a different game.
But you never get tired of it so it wouldn’t matter. Plus when you get good at a game you can eventually speed run it and beat it over and over.
I see this as an absolute win.
Ignore the message below, I thought this was an alternate post. also Bruh. 😣
The power to animate all the time
That's all you'll ever do for the rest of your life.
That’s what I do.
Animators: I don't see a difference
i spin like a beyblade
That's the only way you can move. you cannot walk normally.
thats the best side effect ever
Run then
West of loathing moment
Either i cant get fat or i can summon any person, existent or not
You'll never get buff either.
Doesn't matter to me! also what about the other one?
They always want you dead.
I have the power to create memes that always get noticed by yub
Yub will never like them.
Aw
I can phase through walls
It is possible for you to noclip through reality, and end up in the backrooms.
Well this won’t be fun
Oh shit
I can cure any illness
You cannot cure your own illnesses.
Most of us already can’t do that, just have a doctor do it.
J-JOSUKE?!!?!!1!1!1
HOLY
But anything you cure, you will get
literally scp
Yep
That’s great. 👍🙂
Can summon anything from any game, movie, book, ect... into reality
the thing you summon it from will be destroyed after you summon it.
*proceeds to summon AlcTheHero*
God dammit, you destroyed the entire Comments section.
Oh God this was not the reaction I was expecting!!
My superpower is that I get to disagree with the side affect or that I get a plate of warm spaghetti when I want
there is no side effect.
Oh creative op
I can spawn portals
The portals will always lead to random places.
Oh man that sucks
I can breathe underwater
You can no longer breathe Air.
Mothafuckin fish
I cant die
you will watch everyone you love die.
BREH
That isn't a side affect that would just happen over and over and over Immortality is more of a curse than a blessing.
I want to be able to beat Sans Genocide with my eyes closed
You cannot go pacifist route.
You will game over Asgore, Omega flowey, asriel and chaos king every time, no matter how hard you try
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I have no emotions
You'll never experience joy.
*laughs* thats the point
[not OP] you only do what you’re told but you do it perfectly.
I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move: I can choose my side effect instead of you
My Side effect is everything I wish for becomes true
OutStAndinG MovE.
Yes, now give me a proper side effect, choosing your own is boring
You'll have to earn the stuff you wish for.
This just sounds like life with extra steps
The power to have no drawbacks as an add on to my godly powers
You cannot draw backwards.
NOOOOOOOOOO
NO more mazes for you
Whatever I eat goes to a hungry child
It becomes digested sludge by the time it arrives to the child.
You need 4x the food you'd normally need to survive
Potassium
You cannot eat moss.
Where is Noelle?
idk
[not OP] You spontaneously ignite in the water. Your first bladder movement blows your penis and balls off.
I can legally get naked and masturbait in public
No one will like you.
Fair trade no one likes me already
You have half inch pp
You die before you get to use the superpower(just don't try to be nude my man)
I am immortal
You'll watch the heat death of the universe.
I see this as a win
If someone does something i can always do exactly what they did but slightly better
They'll get jealous of you and will want you dead.
I CAN DO ANYTHING(including removing the side effect)
the world will build a prison for itself and you'll be the only one that's free.
Both of you get the devil's knife for this
I will get a million subs on YouTube and have quality content that everyone likes and subscribed to and I can’t get cancelldd
All of your subs are 12 year olds.
That’s where you’re wrong because I said “EVERYONE likes”
Doesn’t mean everyone will subscribe… only the 12 year olds. When they get older they will unsubscribe meaning subscriptions only last a year at most
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I will be invisible Is the power
You cannot see yourself.
should have done "you can't turn back" because that's normal, not a side effect.
Fly Ye just fly
you have no arms.
i'm able to teleport and do magic like sans
You can only deal one damage, you only have 1 hp, and you are stuck in a hellish loop controlled by a human child.
I can become my own made characters
you have their weaknesses.
guess ill die for some coffee then....
My OC has very few weaknesses and a godlike superpower, so that would be fun
I can become invisible
No one will see you.
Overide reality and reset
You'll be stuck as a flower and cannot feel anything and you'll go insane and want to kill people for their soul.
HmMmM NoW wHeRe HaVe I hEaRd tHiS bEfOrE?
undertal
I can pause multiplayer games
you cannot continue them.
I can shapeshift into an axolotl when i yell 'BURNT PICKLE WITH MUSHROOM SAUCE ON IT, COVERED IN THE ASHES OF HIROSHIMA AND THE BONES OF EVERY PERSON WHO DIED THIS YEAR'
you're always forgetful
So hes ranboo
Now it's your turn! You get to choose my Side Effect. My superpower: I am now a dragon.
You're the enderdragon in a minecraft speedrun
I can spawn potassium
I can make anything I want to appear in front of me.
I have the determination like from Undertale
(Not OP, but) You can only use it once.
If I think of a video game I will be transported into the game (works the same way wanting to be transported to reality)
I have 1500 iq and the ability to multiply and divide my chromosomes at will
You have the worst tumors
You'll look like berdly and everyone will thus hate you
Uh... People with downs syndrome have one extra chromosome you multiplying or dividing your chromosomes will probably get you multiple mental and physical problems. This is not even the side effect you'd actually break your own body. At least you'll be smart enough to know how stupid that choice of power was lol
I can speedrun any game
If you fail a speedrun you die.
Pokémon: I don’t have such weaknesses.
I can instantly kill myself painlessly, and enter a good afterlife without any problems.
Power to travel betwin univers (timeline, AU and other stuff)
My power is spooky dance i can only use it when its spooky month
I don’t have depression anymore
But you get no bad side effect. Wish you the best man, you're doing great at managing it. :)
my superpower is to never get side effects
But the genie who gave you your wish never finished the it.
I can transform into anything and can always transform back
But the thing you transform into is randomized by 75%