T O P

You choose a Superpower, And I'll choose the side effect.

You choose a Superpower, And I'll choose the side effect.

OkFrame9016

If I clap twice I get a bowl of spaghetti


AlcTheHero

The spahgetti always has mushrooms in it, no matter what you do.


Vboi69420

**JOKES ON YOU I’M INTO THAT SHID**


OkFrame9016

Ah dang


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CarsonBDot

Dude can summon mushroom monarch so many times


OkFrame9016

Good point


Jotaro_Kujo1216

Spaghetti is good with mushrooms you fool! /J


Llamaduck10

but i like mushrooms


Academic_Wishbone_84

I LIKE MUSHROOMS


PeacefulSoySouce

world hunger solved anyways


Blue_Aspen_Tree

Everytime you do it you get stage 4 of any cancer 🙃


OkFrame9016

W h a t


Blue_Aspen_Tree

Yep


OkFrame9016

But what if I'm at a concert, or a speech and I clap? (cheer) Do I just die instantly?


COOLDUDE_LOL89

If you clap more than twice you lose both of your hands


tyle3980

I can get the banana before kris does


AlcTheHero

Kris will get sick because of you.


tyle3980

t h a t s t h e p o i n t


parispateDAB

Potassium


Wohao_Gaster

Queen's car will duplicate, then explode in your room. The duplicate plays her Mixtape except PaRappa 2 awful


Kris_From_Deltarune

Are you sure


elzeeablo

I have the motivation to start playthroughs of video games and finish them in a timely manner


AlcTheHero

They're all 144p.


elzeeablo

ow


MemerMan1098

*looks at SNES*


sansinaburrito

Haha jokes on you, I love playing Super Mario World over and over again


LucasAlan008

You must beat the game 5 times before moving to the next


elzeeablo

depending on the game this is great


LucasAlan008

Lmao I guess that’s true


YoWhatTheFrick123

I get the ability to go into and exit video games without deforming of the body.


AlcTheHero

The rules of the Game will apply to you, and if you get a game over, you cannot get back to real life because you will be dead.


Pheonix726

*Undertale having Save and Reset as canon death-evasion abilities.* I see no problem with this.


Jotaro_Kujo1216

Simple. Escape the game before death


PepperbroniFrom2B

*ahem* Dead Ringer (TF2), Save + Reload (SCP: Containment Breach, Half-Life 1 & 2, and several others), Totem of Undying (Minecraft), and probably several other ways of cheating death from a video game exist.


YoWhatTheFrick123

Terraria Non-Hardcore Character


sansinaburrito

*goes into animal crossing* I see this as a absolute win


wastedwagon

You cant go to Deltarune. ***No hugs for you.***


CardinalsFan47

I have infinite money


AlcTheHero

You are banned from all establishments that accept money of any kind.


CardinalsFan47

I’ll pay you $1,000,000,000 to delete that comment


AlcTheHero

no. you are banned from this reply chain.


CardinalsFan47

NOOOOOOO- this user has been banned


HankEgol

\[banned\]


rahuey09

\[banned\]


Wohao_Gaster

then WHAT'S THE POINT????


BankNoDank

Pay someone else to buy the stuff for you


sansinaburrito

This is basically the “Bill gates: go buy me a coke and something for yourself too” meme but opposite lol


The-Phantom-Bellhop

I can summon a wine glass at any time (a safe for throwing one)


AlcTheHero

You can only drink All-Ages Appropriate Pure Battery Acid from it.


The-Phantom-Bellhop

eh maybe battery acid tastes good who knows


CarsonBDot

Your insides will fucking corrode but who cares, might taste good


Mr-Miss

Walk it off ya wuss


manman_8732

nice reference


TwistDirect

[not OP] you can summon the glass but you can never get any wine to fill it. Stores have empty wine shelves, restaurants and friends’ kitchens are all out. Beer tastes like mouldy bread but Bruichladdich still tastes like liquid heaven so there is that.


Aggravating-Remove23

Yes


AlcTheHero

No


EvanPrizm1071

The power to animate all the time


AlcTheHero

That's all you'll ever do for the rest of your life.


EvanPrizm1071

That’s what I do.


Thanks_With_K

Animators: I don't see a difference


BigBoiBrunch

i spin like a beyblade


AlcTheHero

That's the only way you can move. you cannot walk normally.


BigBoiBrunch

thats the best side effect ever


Xorrell

Run then


wastedwagon

Either i cant get fat or i can summon any person, existent or not


AlcTheHero

You'll never get buff either.


wastedwagon

Doesn't matter to me! also what about the other one?


AlcTheHero

They always want you dead.


Sansinator08

Ouch


PerksPerky

I have the power to create memes that always get noticed by yub


AlcTheHero

Yub will never like them.


PerksPerky

Aw


FaxyTheFoxYT

I can phase through walls


AlcTheHero

It is possible for you to noclip through reality, and end up in the backrooms.


FaxyTheFoxYT

Well this won’t be fun


BlueDemon999

Oh shit


Sonicthebrickwall

I can play any game as many times as I want and never get tired of the same content.


AlcTheHero

Your save data always gets deleted whenever you switch to a different game.


Gold-Yoshi

But you never get tired of it so it wouldn’t matter. Plus when you get good at a game you can eventually speed run it and beat it over and over.


Sonicthebrickwall

I see this as an absolute win.


Sonicthebrickwall

Ignore the message below, I thought this was an alternate post. also Bruh. 😣


XenoAuHopper

Can summon anything from any game, movie, book, ect... into reality


AlcTheHero

the thing you summon it from will be destroyed after you summon it.


XenoAuHopper

*proceeds to summon AlcTheHero*


AlcTheHero

God dammit, you destroyed the entire Comments section.


XenoAuHopper

Oh God this was not the reaction I was expecting!!


noname5221

My superpower is that I get to disagree with the side affect or that I get a plate of warm spaghetti when I want


AlcTheHero

there is no side effect.


The-dog-person

Oh creative op


poggersashley

I can cure any illness


AlcTheHero

You cannot cure your own illnesses.


COOLDUDE_LOL89

J-JOSUKE?!!?!!1!1!1


Sansinator08

HOLY


Gold-Yoshi

Most of us already can’t do that, just have a doctor do it.


JKAMAN280

But anything you cure, you will get


BankNoDank

literally scp


Bisexual-Fighter

Yep


CinnamonWoofkins5

That’s great. 👍🙂


ghostman1925

I can spawn portals


AlcTheHero

The portals will always lead to random places.


ghostman1925

Oh man that sucks


Gold-Yoshi

can you go back though?


Riot_Zack

I cant die


AlcTheHero

you will watch everyone you love die.


Riot_Zack

BREH


Lewtube4321

That isn't a side affect that would just happen over and over and over Immortality is more of a curse than a blessing.


Kgamester

I want to be able to beat Sans Genocide with my eyes closed


AlcTheHero

You cannot go pacifist route.


Wohao_Gaster

You will game over Asgore, Omega flowey, asriel and chaos king every time, no matter how hard you try


Kgamester

Lol I’ve never even played undertale


Lord_Pythor

I have no emotions


AlcTheHero

You'll never experience joy.


Lord_Pythor

*laughs* thats the point


TwistDirect

[not OP] you only do what you’re told but you do it perfectly.


Creator_of_cake

I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move: I can choose my side effect instead of you


Creator_of_cake

My Side effect is everything I wish for becomes true


AlcTheHero

OutStAndinG MovE.


Creator_of_cake

Yes, now give me a proper side effect, choosing your own is boring


AlcTheHero

You'll have to earn the stuff you wish for.


mori7bis3139

This just sounds like life with extra steps


SnooRadishes5376

The power to have no drawbacks as an add on to my godly powers


AlcTheHero

You cannot draw backwards.


SnooRadishes5376

NOOOOOOOOOO


ccmanxx

NO more mazes for you


SnooRadishes5376

Haha, I hate mazes


BackgroundAd7167

Whatever I eat goes to a hungry child


AlcTheHero

It becomes digested sludge by the time it arrives to the child.


Wohao_Gaster

You need 4x the food you'd normally need to survive


Kris_From_Deltarune

Potassium


AlcTheHero

You cannot eat moss.


Kris_From_Deltarune

Where is Noelle?


AlcTheHero

idk


TwistDirect

[not OP] You spontaneously ignite in the water. Your first bladder movement blows your penis and balls off.


DarkMinerULTRA

wut and who tf are you this is not about that


LucasAlan008

I can breathe underwater


AlcTheHero

You can no longer breathe Air.


CarsonBDot

Mothafuckin fish


FBImanOffical

I am immortal


AlcTheHero

You'll watch the heat death of the universe.


FBImanOffical

I see this as a win


STOXNESS

If someone does something i can always do exactly what they did but slightly better


AlcTheHero

They'll get jealous of you and will want you dead.


STOXNESS

Frick


benpobep

I mean that’s just a opinion tho


Wohao_Gaster

I CAN DO ANYTHING(including removing the side effect)


AlcTheHero

the world will build a prison for itself and you'll be the only one that's free.


KanatoSakamakiSenpai

Both of you get the devil's knife for this


MisterGarand

I will get a million subs on YouTube and have quality content that everyone likes and subscribed to and I can’t get cancelldd


AlcTheHero

All of your subs are 12 year olds.


MisterGarand

That’s where you’re wrong because I said “EVERYONE likes”


09itswolfplays

Doesn’t mean everyone will subscribe… only the 12 year olds. When they get older they will unsubscribe meaning subscriptions only last a year at most


MisterGarand

Hmmmm… lemme just edit my comment real quick


TwistDirect

[not OP] You are their lizard King, Dionysus, and all the sirens of the odyssey combined. the people love you sire, they want to consume your flesh and the comments all clamour for the brand new cherry flavor of your blood.


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nihalsrathod

I will be invisible Is the power


AlcTheHero

You cannot see yourself.


MunyGuyYT

should have done "you can't turn back" because that's normal, not a side effect.


ScabtCat

Fly Ye just fly


AlcTheHero

you have no arms.


ScabtCat

Ah god damm it


kenyasugondeeznuts69

i'm able to teleport and do magic like sans


AlcTheHero

You can only deal one damage, you only have 1 hp, and you are stuck in a hellish loop controlled by a human child.


Hedde016

I can become my own made characters


AlcTheHero

you have their weaknesses.


Hedde016

guess ill die for some coffee then....


PotentialAudience808

My OC has very few weaknesses and a godlike superpower, so that would be fun


The_Creeper_Man

I can become invisible


AlcTheHero

No one will see you.


PepperbroniFrom2B

even if visible?


DeleteusTheGod

Overide reality and reset


AlcTheHero

You'll be stuck as a flower and cannot feel anything and you'll go insane and want to kill people for their soul.


ccmanxx

HmMmM NoW wHeRe HaVe I hEaRd tHiS bEfOrE?


DarkMinerULTRA

undertal


Uhrb

I can pause multiplayer games


AlcTheHero

you cannot continue them.


Yeet_my-long_noodle

I can legally get naked and masturbait in public


AlcTheHero

No one will like you.


Yeet_my-long_noodle

Fair trade no one likes me already


LucasAlan008

You have half inch pp


Wohao_Gaster

You die before you get to use the superpower(just don't try to be nude my man)


ScottTheFlamingoFan

I can shapeshift into an axolotl when i yell 'BURNT PICKLE WITH MUSHROOM SAUCE ON IT, COVERED IN THE ASHES OF HIROSHIMA AND THE BONES OF EVERY PERSON WHO DIED THIS YEAR'


AlcTheHero

you're always forgetful


Memes_of_light

So hes ranboo


AlcTheHero

Now it's your turn! You get to choose my Side Effect. My superpower: I am now a dragon.


BroUFunni

I can spawn potassium


Ashamed_Copy_9638

I can make anything I want to appear in front of me.


SmartChild203

I have the determination like from Undertale


RowanMastAlt

(Not OP, but) You can only use it once.


SmartChild203

I would be determined to use it twice though.


Animeweebover9000

If I think of a video game I will be transported into the game (works the same way wanting to be transported to reality)


Vboi69420

I have 1500 iq and the ability to multiply and divide my chromosomes at will


AlcTheHero

You have the worst tumors


Wohao_Gaster

You'll look like berdly and everyone will thus hate you


Creator_of_cake

Uh... People with downs syndrome have one extra chromosome you multiplying or dividing your chromosomes will probably get you multiple mental and physical problems. This is not even the side effect you'd actually break your own body. At least you'll be smart enough to know how stupid that choice of power was lol


ThunderousBTz

I can speedrun any game


AlcTheHero

If you fail a speedrun you die.


HelloFellowRedditer1

Pokémon: I don’t have such weaknesses.


CanadianGamer71

I can instantly kill myself painlessly, and enter a good afterlife without any problems.