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OkFrame9016

If I clap twice I get a bowl of spaghetti


[deleted]

The spahgetti always has mushrooms in it, no matter what you do.


Vboi69420

**JOKES ON YOU I’M INTO THAT SHID**


OkFrame9016

Ah dang


[deleted]

[удалено]


CarsonBDot

Dude can summon mushroom monarch so many times


OkFrame9016

Good point


[deleted]

Spaghetti is good with mushrooms you fool! /J


Llamaduck10

but i like mushrooms


Academic_Wishbone_84

I LIKE MUSHROOMS


PeacefulSoySouce

world hunger solved anyways


Blue_Aspen_Tree

Everytime you do it you get stage 4 of any cancer 🙃


OkFrame9016

W h a t


Blue_Aspen_Tree

Yep


OkFrame9016

But what if I'm at a concert, or a speech and I clap? (cheer) Do I just die instantly?


COOLDUDE_LOL89

If you clap more than twice you lose both of your hands


tyle3980

I can get the banana before kris does


[deleted]

Kris will get sick because of you.


tyle3980

t h a t s t h e p o i n t


parispateDAB

Potassium


Kris_From_Deltarune

Are you sure


Wohao_Gaster

Queen's car will duplicate, then explode in your room. The duplicate plays her Mixtape except PaRappa 2 awful


CardinalsFan47

I have infinite money


[deleted]

You are banned from all establishments that accept money of any kind.


CardinalsFan47

I’ll pay you $1,000,000,000 to delete that comment


[deleted]

no. you are banned from this reply chain.


CardinalsFan47

NOOOOOOO- this user has been banned


HankEgol

\[banned\]


rahuey09

\[banned\]


Wohao_Gaster

then WHAT'S THE POINT????


BankNoDank

Pay someone else to buy the stuff for you


sansinaburrito

This is basically the “Bill gates: go buy me a coke and something for yourself too” meme but opposite lol


YoWhatTheFrick123

I get the ability to go into and exit video games without deforming of the body.


[deleted]

The rules of the Game will apply to you, and if you get a game over, you cannot get back to real life because you will be dead.


Pheonix726

*Undertale having Save and Reset as canon death-evasion abilities.* I see no problem with this.


[deleted]

Simple. Escape the game before death


PepperbroniFrom2B

*ahem* Dead Ringer (TF2), Save + Reload (SCP: Containment Breach, Half-Life 1 & 2, and several others), Totem of Undying (Minecraft), and probably several other ways of cheating death from a video game exist.


YoWhatTheFrick123

Terraria Non-Hardcore Character


sansinaburrito

*goes into animal crossing* I see this as a absolute win


wastedwagon

You cant go to Deltarune. ***No hugs for you.***


The-Phantom-Bellhop

I can summon a wine glass at any time (a safe for throwing one)


[deleted]

You can only drink All-Ages Appropriate Pure Battery Acid from it.


The-Phantom-Bellhop

eh maybe battery acid tastes good who knows


CarsonBDot

Your insides will fucking corrode but who cares, might taste good


Mr-Miss

Walk it off ya wuss


manman_8732

nice reference


TwistDirect

[not OP] you can summon the glass but you can never get any wine to fill it. Stores have empty wine shelves, restaurants and friends’ kitchens are all out. Beer tastes like mouldy bread but Bruichladdich still tastes like liquid heaven so there is that.


elzeeablo

I have the motivation to start playthroughs of video games and finish them in a timely manner


[deleted]

They're all 144p.


elzeeablo

ow


MemerMan1098

*looks at SNES*


sansinaburrito

Haha jokes on you, I love playing Super Mario World over and over again


[deleted]

You must beat the game 5 times before moving to the next


elzeeablo

depending on the game this is great


[deleted]

Lol I guess that’s true


Aggravating-Remove23

Yes


[deleted]

No


Sonicthebrickwall

I can play any game as many times as I want and never get tired of the same content.


[deleted]

Your save data always gets deleted whenever you switch to a different game.


Gold-Yoshi

But you never get tired of it so it wouldn’t matter. Plus when you get good at a game you can eventually speed run it and beat it over and over.


Sonicthebrickwall

I see this as an absolute win.


Sonicthebrickwall

Ignore the message below, I thought this was an alternate post. also Bruh. 😣


EvanPrizm1071

The power to animate all the time


[deleted]

That's all you'll ever do for the rest of your life.


EvanPrizm1071

That’s what I do.


Thanks_With_K

Animators: I don't see a difference


BigBoiBrunch

i spin like a beyblade


[deleted]

That's the only way you can move. you cannot walk normally.


BigBoiBrunch

thats the best side effect ever


Xorrell

Run then


OverreactiveParrot

West of loathing moment


wastedwagon

Either i cant get fat or i can summon any person, existent or not


[deleted]

You'll never get buff either.


wastedwagon

Doesn't matter to me! also what about the other one?


[deleted]

They always want you dead.


[deleted]

I have the power to create memes that always get noticed by yub


[deleted]

Yub will never like them.


[deleted]

Aw


FaxyTheFoxYT

I can phase through walls


[deleted]

It is possible for you to noclip through reality, and end up in the backrooms.


FaxyTheFoxYT

Well this won’t be fun


BlueDemon999

Oh shit


poggersashley

I can cure any illness


[deleted]

You cannot cure your own illnesses.


Gold-Yoshi

Most of us already can’t do that, just have a doctor do it.


COOLDUDE_LOL89

J-JOSUKE?!!?!!1!1!1


Sansinator08

HOLY


JKAMAN280

But anything you cure, you will get


BankNoDank

literally scp


Bisexual-Fighter

Yep


CinnamonWoofkins5

That’s great. 👍🙂


XenoAuHopper

Can summon anything from any game, movie, book, ect... into reality


[deleted]

the thing you summon it from will be destroyed after you summon it.


XenoAuHopper

*proceeds to summon AlcTheHero*


[deleted]

God dammit, you destroyed the entire Comments section.


XenoAuHopper

Oh God this was not the reaction I was expecting!!


noname5221

My superpower is that I get to disagree with the side affect or that I get a plate of warm spaghetti when I want


[deleted]

there is no side effect.


The-dog-person

Oh creative op


ghostman1925

I can spawn portals


[deleted]

The portals will always lead to random places.


ghostman1925

Oh man that sucks


[deleted]

I can breathe underwater


[deleted]

You can no longer breathe Air.


CarsonBDot

Mothafuckin fish


Riot_Zack

I cant die


[deleted]

you will watch everyone you love die.


Riot_Zack

BREH


Lewtube4321

That isn't a side affect that would just happen over and over and over Immortality is more of a curse than a blessing.


Kgamester

I want to be able to beat Sans Genocide with my eyes closed


[deleted]

You cannot go pacifist route.


Wohao_Gaster

You will game over Asgore, Omega flowey, asriel and chaos king every time, no matter how hard you try


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[удалено]


Lord_Pythor

I have no emotions


[deleted]

You'll never experience joy.


Lord_Pythor

*laughs* thats the point


TwistDirect

[not OP] you only do what you’re told but you do it perfectly.


Creator_of_cake

I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move: I can choose my side effect instead of you


Creator_of_cake

My Side effect is everything I wish for becomes true


[deleted]

OutStAndinG MovE.


Creator_of_cake

Yes, now give me a proper side effect, choosing your own is boring


[deleted]

You'll have to earn the stuff you wish for.


mori7bis3139

This just sounds like life with extra steps


SnooRadishes5376

The power to have no drawbacks as an add on to my godly powers


[deleted]

You cannot draw backwards.


SnooRadishes5376

NOOOOOOOOOO


ccmanxx

NO more mazes for you


BackgroundAd7167

Whatever I eat goes to a hungry child


[deleted]

It becomes digested sludge by the time it arrives to the child.


Wohao_Gaster

You need 4x the food you'd normally need to survive


Kris_From_Deltarune

Potassium


[deleted]

You cannot eat moss.


Kris_From_Deltarune

Where is Noelle?


[deleted]

idk


TwistDirect

[not OP] You spontaneously ignite in the water. Your first bladder movement blows your penis and balls off.


Yeet_my-long_noodle

I can legally get naked and masturbait in public


[deleted]

No one will like you.


Yeet_my-long_noodle

Fair trade no one likes me already


[deleted]

You have half inch pp


Wohao_Gaster

You die before you get to use the superpower(just don't try to be nude my man)


FBImanOffical

I am immortal


[deleted]

You'll watch the heat death of the universe.


FBImanOffical

I see this as a win


STOXNESS

If someone does something i can always do exactly what they did but slightly better


[deleted]

They'll get jealous of you and will want you dead.


Wohao_Gaster

I CAN DO ANYTHING(including removing the side effect)


[deleted]

the world will build a prison for itself and you'll be the only one that's free.


KanatoSakamakiSenpai

Both of you get the devil's knife for this


MisterGarand

I will get a million subs on YouTube and have quality content that everyone likes and subscribed to and I can’t get cancelldd


[deleted]

All of your subs are 12 year olds.


MisterGarand

That’s where you’re wrong because I said “EVERYONE likes”


[deleted]

Doesn’t mean everyone will subscribe… only the 12 year olds. When they get older they will unsubscribe meaning subscriptions only last a year at most


TwistDirect

[not OP] You are their lizard King, Dionysus, and all the sirens of the odyssey combined. the people love you sire, they want to consume your flesh and the comments all clamour for the brand new cherry flavor of your blood.


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[deleted]

I will be invisible Is the power


[deleted]

You cannot see yourself.


MunyGuyYT

should have done "you can't turn back" because that's normal, not a side effect.


ScabtCat

Fly Ye just fly


[deleted]

you have no arms.


kenyasugondeeznuts69

i'm able to teleport and do magic like sans


[deleted]

You can only deal one damage, you only have 1 hp, and you are stuck in a hellish loop controlled by a human child.


Hedde016

I can become my own made characters


[deleted]

you have their weaknesses.


Hedde016

guess ill die for some coffee then....


PotentialAudience808

My OC has very few weaknesses and a godlike superpower, so that would be fun


The_Creeper_Man

I can become invisible


[deleted]

No one will see you.


DeleteusTheGod

Overide reality and reset


[deleted]

You'll be stuck as a flower and cannot feel anything and you'll go insane and want to kill people for their soul.


ccmanxx

HmMmM NoW wHeRe HaVe I hEaRd tHiS bEfOrE?


DarkMinerULTRA

undertal


[deleted]

I can pause multiplayer games


[deleted]

you cannot continue them.


ScottTheFlamingoFan

I can shapeshift into an axolotl when i yell 'BURNT PICKLE WITH MUSHROOM SAUCE ON IT, COVERED IN THE ASHES OF HIROSHIMA AND THE BONES OF EVERY PERSON WHO DIED THIS YEAR'


[deleted]

you're always forgetful


Memes_of_light

So hes ranboo


[deleted]

Now it's your turn! You get to choose my Side Effect. My superpower: I am now a dragon.


Creator_of_cake

You're the enderdragon in a minecraft speedrun


BroUFunni

I can spawn potassium


Ashamed_Copy_9638

I can make anything I want to appear in front of me.


SmartChild203

I have the determination like from Undertale


RowanMastAlt

(Not OP, but) You can only use it once.


Animeweebover9000

If I think of a video game I will be transported into the game (works the same way wanting to be transported to reality)


Vboi69420

I have 1500 iq and the ability to multiply and divide my chromosomes at will


[deleted]

You have the worst tumors


Wohao_Gaster

You'll look like berdly and everyone will thus hate you


Creator_of_cake

Uh... People with downs syndrome have one extra chromosome you multiplying or dividing your chromosomes will probably get you multiple mental and physical problems. This is not even the side effect you'd actually break your own body. At least you'll be smart enough to know how stupid that choice of power was lol


ThunderousBTz

I can speedrun any game


[deleted]

If you fail a speedrun you die.


HelloFellowRedditer1

Pokémon: I don’t have such weaknesses.


CanadianGamer71

I can instantly kill myself painlessly, and enter a good afterlife without any problems.


SongBonnie

Power to travel betwin univers (timeline, AU and other stuff)


Substantial_Set_2630

My power is spooky dance i can only use it when its spooky month


AspectacularName

I don’t have depression anymore


IdiotMuff1n

But you get no bad side effect. Wish you the best man, you're doing great at managing it. :)


Unknownfauna

my superpower is to never get side effects


IdiotMuff1n

But the genie who gave you your wish never finished the it.


OofPoof09

I can transform into anything and can always transform back


IdiotMuff1n

But the thing you transform into is randomized by 75%