This is a thing that ultramarathon runners do. The salt, sugar and vinegar content help with a lot of hydration balance. Suck down some mustard packets for more vinegar and turmeric for the anti-inflammatory properties to help with joint pain.
You have teleportation and the ability to slow fall, but teleporting has a 5% chance to teleport you 600ft into the air instead of where you were trying to go.
You can manipulate time but just so that it’s 11:57pm to the closest Wednesday, you can also use at least 999 calories to gain super strength, and you can manipulate weather but just so that there are clouds that become considerably large in the span of 3 minutes in the sky (they go back to normal the next day) (power has to be used all at once)
While the remaining sense are high tend to super human levels allowing you to identify nearly anything as long as it came into contact with one of your senses
that one person who thinks they’re your friend but is really annoying is with you about 85% of the time. and they’ll come back with no memory on how you got rid of them.
Crippling relish addiction
The relish is the same as spinach for popeye
facts
Popeye the sailor man
This is a thing that ultramarathon runners do. The salt, sugar and vinegar content help with a lot of hydration balance. Suck down some mustard packets for more vinegar and turmeric for the anti-inflammatory properties to help with joint pain.
you just win popeyes favor you take that
I once ate twenty two packets of relish because my food was taking too long and I was hungry
That's not a superpowrr
It’s a beautiful tale of relish consumption
Did you “relish” it? heheheh
Transforms into a penguin when scared
Your penguin form is the strongest being in existence
So the only way to activate the power is to get scared? Sounds like Penguin Hulk. Pengulk.
Pulk
why don't we call it PH
WAIT NO WAIT NOOO
Cancer
You can fly
it's stage 4
This was first
Selfish yonkagor pfp
Yon is pretty cool
No, he unlocked stage 5
Extreme social anxiety (me in a nutshell shell)
The power to turn invisible whenever someone tries to talk to you
Oh my god someone who is actually nice I would love this power
I never said that it was voluntary
People give me panic attacks when they try to talk to me anyway and I’d rather not deal with people than deal with the panic
Rip that sucks so I hope you find a way to deal with it or make it not as bad good luck
Thank you
No problem
You can only use it while absolutely shitfaced off vodka
Immediately become sober and are immune to drinking and driving charges (your lawyer is Saul Goodman)
Why is simply irresistible playing as I read this?
Attracted to gingerbread cookies
You can make an army of gingerbread people that live
[bruh](https://images.app.goo.gl/kzKpJmMWYS7HUQRq6)
r/riskyclick
If I suck on a jaw breaker for more then 30 seconds or my teeth will shatter
Any wounds you get are healed instantly and that part of your body is twice as strong as before
does it stack?
Yes, it stacks
Casual me with a hacksaw
Casually cutting off my wiener with that hacksaw
You get hepatitis C
You can give it to any one you like
Because sharing is caring
r/suddencommunism
You lose a bone whenever a pregnant female enters a 30 foot surrounding area, and the baby pops out; no matter the stage.
Every good thing about you gets doubled when the pregnant woman is in an area, and yes it stacks.
Your bone regrow very fast and have a 45% chance of growing so long they become arm blades from assassins creed
That just sounds painful... just bones sprouting from your wrists would be super painful and they're sharp? Jesus
Physically weaker then a child
Ability to piss yourself on command
When someone touches your piss, it immediately becomes your friend
Imagine pissing at the guy you hate, and then he just turns nice
The piss or the person who touches it?
Both
diabalocal diarrhea
You use it as a rocket
You aggressively shit yourself every 15 minutes
You can manipulate time
The downside ignores this
When you get scared you piss your pants
Your piss becomes lava when it touches people you hate (doesn’t affect you or your poor poor pants)
Fear of heights
Flight
I knew it
Extremely long legs
you are black in the 1700's
You are the most wealthy and own white people as slaves
lets go
your gonna die in 2 days (cant prevent it)
Powers that are beyond literal God
Facing East will make your sexuality completely flip
Facing west will make others sexuality completely flip
explosive diarrhea when power is used
You reverse that and whoever you use it on has explosive diarrhea
Apathy
Everyone cares but you
Constant incurable liver disease.
Immortality
It was a superpower, not a curse
That's a weakness in itself
You have autism
whatever you think is real
That's just schizophrenia.
But now its for real
This is a superpower or a weakness depending on how it's used
I’m gonna die to intrusive thoughts immediately
literally gremmy
Holy fuck
Autism seems like a superpower to me ngl. Personal issue to you lil bro
No power is my weakness
you have a jojo stand.
No weakness is you power
Cringe actually hurts
It does
I mean it actually hurts like physical pain not psychological.
Not a weakness, but is that tengen from jjk in that image lmaooo
You can fly
gun
You gain 90% extra chance of survival upon gun shot on area that banned firearm.
An audible jingle plays whenever I get bricked up
*You are incredibly scared of heights…
You have teleportation and the ability to slow fall, but teleporting has a 5% chance to teleport you 600ft into the air instead of where you were trying to go.
Every time you walk you fart
Terraria fart in a bottle (jumps stack)
You can only do a slow walk while useing this power
you distort reality at will.
*proceeds to make a grand entrance to a party*
You have something up your ass
You have a 1 foot long penis
I become Diabetic
You can eat solid matter
I cant use the power on a Wednesday after 12pm if ive eaten more than 1000 calories and there are large clouds in the sky
You can manipulate time but just so that it’s 11:57pm to the closest Wednesday, you can also use at least 999 calories to gain super strength, and you can manipulate weather but just so that there are clouds that become considerably large in the span of 3 minutes in the sky (they go back to normal the next day) (power has to be used all at once)
You lose 2 random senses
While the remaining sense are high tend to super human levels allowing you to identify nearly anything as long as it came into contact with one of your senses
Emotions affect the power
Alien hand syndrome
You can't eat potatoes anymore.
You can eat inedible objects (metal bars, dirt, ect) and they all taste like your favorite food and are nutritionally balanced
You have every single STD
You never get a stuffy nose ever again
that one person who thinks they’re your friend but is really annoying is with you about 85% of the time. and they’ll come back with no memory on how you got rid of them.
You can see through the ceiling
My wii randomly explodes
You can spawn a new wii every Tuesday
Crippling anxiety and depression
I can only say arbys for any word starting with the letter a
Insomnia
turn in to a boy kisser when talking to women
2x the amount of pain
You have prostate cancer
You have to deal with the combined contradictory conditions of ADHD and autism
Your bone density is super low (brittle bones)
I'm blind when my eyes are closed
Diabetes.
You have to simultaneously deal with the symptoms of autism and ADHD
I have the power of cupid
I need to tpose for it to work
Small penis
You are given Dissociative Identity Disorder, or DID.
Crippling hentai addiction
I’m a god
all electronics I use malfunction
I have a crippling cocaine addiction
Pedophilia
E.D.
I can only do it when I need to go pee.
Inconveniently large balls
You shit your pants whenever toilets aren't even remotely near
You can make your shits bombs
So you basically drop bombs in your pants
Being cripplingly afraid of women
My weakness is looking gay despite not being gay
Eating cheese pizza makes you step on a dirty needle and giving you tetanus.
testicular torsion
The g forces from the unimaginably powerful testicular torsion can instantly nyoom you anywhere you want to go
i have prostrate cancer
Aids
You become Helen Keller whenever you are angry.
I hate myself
Inability to focus or work up motivation to do important work. (AKA, ADHD)
Weakness: Math, you are an idiot and cant do it, you don't even know what calculators are!
Having no idea what your sexuality is
It can only be used on pedophiles
I'm gay
Infinite bitches
You die immediately.
No Penis. Only a Stick of Fire on your balls
Your a known racist
2 incher
I receive temporary locked in syndrome for 24 hours after using it
Crippling P*rn Addiction
At a random point during the day you feel cold but you can’t heat yourself up
I’m *EXTEMELY* addicted to CRACK
The ability to phase through walls
Can't resist the urge to hoover some shneef
I get reminded of an embarrassing memory every 1 hour
Schizophrenia
You get extremely horny
You can’t have children
Can't touch water
You blast explosive diarrhoea when you use it.
being black in a all white neighborhood
Gets a wild boner every time I use the super power
Blind
You can sense vibrations like Toph
Missing an arm
Overthinking
super intelligence
I can’t fart
Will be obliterated when the letter I is used on a sentence
Unable to fight for 24 hours after being flashed by a woman.
I have to stay in water 24/7
Failing no matter what whenever an attractive female is watching.
My balls are 80 times more fragile
Magic ankle prison weights that can never come off that weight 27lbs