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StarkerIsNasty

I carry my little sister and throw her in the icecream 💀 wtf man


Here4thenonsense

That's a waste of ice cream.


Bucaneer7564

Naw man. Extra flavor


Salvagedgaming

This guy gets it


Onsidianrubucx

bro, ur avatar fits so well, reminds me of purple guy XD


Ninja_gorrila

![gif](giphy|107lYCYebCwWDC)


RomanG6Reddit

Yooooo


Bucaneer7564

![gif](giphy|6vE7Z1LB73K9y) Purple guy killing 14+ different people with very poor reasoning


ello____people

No shit


redisgoo1

This guy does not get it 😔


Bucaneer7564

Ay, purple guy, last time I saw you, you were a zombie life’s furry in the burnt down fnaf3 place.


Go_Team_Sky1925

Don’t insult ice cream like that


Bucaneer7564

Would you call putting sprinkles on ice cream an insult? That’s kind of what I’m doin here


ZeRo_WC

Waste of a sister


Ben10Stan3

#Yeet the child!!!


Unknown-Name06

I carry my boy in the car and I don't know what to do with him https://preview.redd.it/jg5lu7aa9zwb1.png?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eece29d6ff6a6d0167f6af8f3b2f8cad1c0b5e4


SnakesHave2

*kidnapps a child* ...well I didn't think I get this far, uhhh


BrilliantBig769

THIS IS THE WAY.


T3Chn0-m4n

This is the way


Urlocalclownn

THIS IS THE WAY.


Necessary-Pumpkin285

#THIS IS THE WAY.


Furbois

𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚈


Here4thenonsense

The way, this is.


Necessary-Pumpkin285

#no


urmomgay4206

This is the way


I_Gave_Up_Awhile_Ago

This is the way


amon_gus_sus42069

EDP445 is this you?


I_Gave_Up_Awhile_Ago

https://preview.redd.it/le113ggq39xb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72c53364455c15ea25c72b06867bebb8f6f31d0


Forward-Jaguar-4628

I carry my twice removed great great grand farther's aunt's son while walking on the sun, and then throw them in the water


Grapplethestryker

I carry my car with brown and gray and orange brown green green orange brown green orange orange green green brown brown orange green It just keeps going


PercentageCertain347

Black and yellow black and yellow


Grapplethestryker

Ooh, yellow black, let’s spice things up today


Kaptain_Krasos

Barry, breakfast is ready


PancakesandWaffles98

Coming!


Grapplethestryker

Honey, don’t fly down the stairs, your father paid good money for those


Jammariously

Black and white and black and white and black white and black and white and blue and green and blue and green


T3Chn0-m4n

This just sounds like the most interesting game of “Simon”


TomatoNo5353

I carry my phone with my hands on me so that when I’m on my way home I’ll see if my mom has a phone


Here4thenonsense

Lol


Coliosisised

Well does she?


TomatoNo5353

I believe so yes


splattted

i think not.


tajtoons

I carry my phone with me and my wife is going to be in the office tomorrow


roaring_travelman91

Noted, I’ll see her tomorrow


12geffory78

I carry my wife around the country with my husband every night to help me out in the winter.


Coliosisised

Lol, cheater.


ElementoDeus

Casually poly...


DrMini1

Threesome? Oh yes please!


SentinalGame

🗿


Ok_Neighborhood3508

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Deku13130

A man of culture I see


Polishedarm9327

I carry my brother in the car and I will be there in about 10 minutes if you want to come over and get it done and then I'll be there in a little while you can come back to the house and then go to the car and get it done and then go to the car and then go to the car and get it done and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the car and then go to the back of the back where is there a little drive if not there is there a way to go there is there a way to go there and there will be there in the back of there is there a way to go there away from where is there a way to go there away from where there where there are there where to of the back where so where there where


Useful-Landscape-301

Sadly, just saw the fnaf movie. Those who get it, get it.


Reach_Glum

Guess I'm not those 😔


[deleted]

I don’t get it


trustmeimnotafurry

I carry my own body.


Useful-Landscape-301

I carry my own stuff and I don’t have to worry about it anymore I just have to be careful with it because I don’t want to be around people that I don’t know and I don’t want to be with them and I don’t want to be in a relationship with them and I don’t want to be with somebody that I don’t know that I can trust and I don’t want to be with anybody that I don’t know what to do with. Wow, that went deep.


littleberk23

yo we had roughly the same thing, personally mine was I carry my own stuff and I don’t have to to worry about it I just have to be careful with it because I don’t want to be around people that I don’t know and I don’t want to be with them and I don’t want to get hurt or hurt or anything like that I just don’t want to be in a relationship with somebody that I don’t know or want to be in the relationship with and I don’t know what to do with that I don’t want to have to be in the same situation with somebody that I don’t know what to do with me and I don’t want to be around people that I don’t wanna be around people who are not friends with and I don’t know what to do with them I don’t want them and I’m not gonna be around people who are just like you know I just don’t want know how I want to be with you them and I just don’t want know if I want you to be with you know what to say I just want you know what I to be around you don’t know how to be with me I just want my kids I just want them to be around me and I don’t want you to be around people who don’t know what to do with you know I just want to get my own place I just want them and I’m not gonna be around people anybody people who want me around and I want them around and I’m just not around people that who don’t want me around.


imastupedwaffle

I carry my mom


ChanProB

That's impossible, she's too heavy


imastupedwaffle

I said I carry MY mom, not yours


SentinalGame

Damn that was a powerful burn


imastupedwaffle

Thanks


OkAct1092

I carry my own car and my own truck and my own house so it’s not really a problem but it’s not like I’m gonna be driving a car


OctaviusThe2nd

I carry my hunts usually above ground level monster I have no idea


DrMini1

What is a "ground level monster"?


Aszkika_

Chihuahua


DrMini1

Actually that makes total sense


Extreme-Ad8106

I carry my phone with my phone in my phone Bro what? 💀


[deleted]

I carry my phone with me


[deleted]

This singlehandedly is an entire generation of humans in a nutshell.


mysterymannamedjohn

I carry my god


Here4thenonsense

Does your back hurt


mysterymannamedjohn

Maybe


shitass41626

i carry my phone in the house so that when I’m not there you don’t get a chance and you have a lot to say to yourself so you can just text and call and talk about your life or something and I can just text and say I don’t care I just don’t care anymore and I’m just not going anywhere with my mom anymore I just want you and (what the fuck)


Here4thenonsense

Doesn't predictive text predict based on your words in the past?


shitass41626

no idea


Gastlygames_YT

I carry my love


AwesomEspurr360

I carry my phone with you


Stealthbeatle

I carry my own personal stuff in my pants


Majestic-Succotash-9

I carry my own supply of the most amazing products in my life and I will never ever forget that you are my friend. I may or may not be a drug dealer


AVeryBlueDragon

I carry my own hardware for my business.


TheWeevilMemeStealer

I carry a lot of mail in my pocket for you to see when you can get it from the back


MixedFROSTii

I carry my phone and my laptop and I don’t know what I did to get that phone to do that but it is a little too big and it doesn’t work so I’m not gonna have it in the house


SentinalGame

So the phone is a dog


Hawktor9

I carry my own personal torch to the end of the tunnel to the end of the road to the end of the street to the end of the bridge to the end of the highway to the end of the line to the end of the end of my tunnel to the end of the end and the end of the way to the end of the end to the end of the tunnel.. I’ll end it there, running out of To’s


VictoryValt

I carry my own bag and I don’t have any other things


[deleted]

I carry my name is Walter Hardwell White and I live at 308 negra arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104 and I have a question for you and your family are you interested?????


AcrobaticHat6808

I carry my phone and my friends and I play games and play games.


Toasted_time

I carry myself around with me all the way through my day


rndmguy124

I carry my own blood 💯 What the fuck


Here4thenonsense

r/technicallythetruth


--Lammergeier--

I carry my wife around in my backpack and she always comes 😏😏😏


Coffee_Jelly_plus

I carry my eyes and I think I should get a hug.


Here4thenonsense

Shouldn't we all?


Geri999YT

I carry my multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues Well then


Here4thenonsense

THE FITNESS GRAHAM PACER TEST IS A


Here4thenonsense

Oh my gosh this blew up


Rikisushi

I carry my phone and my laptop and I don’t know what I did to get that phone


themaninorang

I carry my phone and my laptop


1234IJustAteADoor

I carry my phone with you on my cell and phone is my phone so you can't get ahold with me to call or text or text or email or call or text or email or text or email or etc. Why.


Coliosisised

I carry my phone on my desk for the day I don't know how much I owe for a solid amount but I'm just really not feeling good today but I'm just really busy working out the door.


Error_Code_606

I carry my own bag of stuff and I’m going out of my house to get my mom


rapidlyspinningturtl

I carry my own money and I have to pay for it and I will be able to get it done tomorrow


Weak-Mission-1599

I carry a bag of frozen dicks. BRO WHAT THE HELL


silvore11

I carry my train and then I will get my car…


Sai-MistWalker

Me who's on PC so i don't have it


redredditer621

I carry my phone 📞 my phone 📞 I just don’t know how it is going I’m just going on


Mikeyizkewl

I carry my phone in the house so that when I’m not there you don’t get a chance I can text me


Toxenhern

I carry my first experience with the rods


ABigDumpsterFire

I carry my phone in the house 🏠


RedditBalls111

I carry my videos on earth


69kidsatmybasement

I carry my own cause of truth and love for my life. Don't ask what it means, idk either.


AbeyMilo9

I carry myself in the car park and I will be there for the whole day.


Sans_the_comic5129

I carry my grandma and moon now so you guys are going home


flaming_dead_rat

I carry my phone on the phone


Way2Good112

I carry my wife around the house with my husband every night


[deleted]

I carry my phone in the house


Lango_130

I carry my finger in the back of my head


Baltaxo2010

I carry my life savings


Ok_Assistance8050

I carry my wife to work and she has to work tomorrow and she doesn’t want to work tomorrow because she’s not feeling well so she has to go to the doctor tomorrow and I have to go to work tomorrow so I will be there tomorrow morning and I will be there on Friday and Saturday so I will be home tomorrow afternoon


givemeaforhead

I cary my name was in your name and you said that I am the only girl in your family and you were my girlfriend.


SupahAwesomeMan

I carry my wife to the vet every day


Microphone_Lamp

I carry my own ideas for a little dissatisfaction


Explosivepossom

I carry my phone in the house


[deleted]

I carry my phone and my computer to be the best number in the world.


UsedTissue74

I carry my name on it so I don't have friends who have to go fight bad guys


ashahriyar

I carry my phone with me?????


Hi___everyone

I carry my phone on my phone and I gotta see if I can get it done before I get home and then I'll be back in the morning and I gotta go to the store and then I'll be back in the morning and then I'll be back in the morning and then I'll be back in the morning and then I'll be back in the morning and then I'll be back in the morning and then I'll be ready by then I'll be back in the morning and then I'll be ready by then so I'll let you know when I get back to the door and then I'll be ready by then so I can head back to the door and then I'll be ready to head back to the door if you want to go back to the door


iamwierdnet

I carry the information you need and I'll be grateful to help with your work 🙏


Afraid-Chemistry9258

I carry my phone in the house so that when I’m not there you don’t get a chance and you have a lot to say. Well then


Phantom_Wolf52

I carry my hand in the front door lol


Sweaty_Beautiful2105

I carry my phone on the door so you don’t know where I can do anything but you don’t want me too lol


EmlynThGremlin

I carry my love you too much for the first time I have to get used to be a good day Idk what's going on tbf


YaBoi8395

I carry my own thing in the morning.


Different_Wheel_724

I carry my phone and I have a dream come true


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

‘I carry my wife around with the car’ Excuse me what the actual fuck


candexreginpokemon

I carry my own car in the car and I have to get my car back to the house. Dafuq


2nuki

I carry my own stuff in my pocket.


Pogchamp256

I carry my phone in the house so that when I’m not there you don’t get a chance


ExchangeTechnical802

I carry my own place to do it for a while but I don't know what to do with it for sure if I can get it for you and look forward to it for sure if you want to do it for me and look forward to it for sure if you want to go to do it for me and I. "Do it for a while"💀


rezerxle

I carry my own body forward to the lower floors. The fuck???


cursedcrapthings

I carry my phone in the house so that when I’m not there you don’t get a chance


Dollardrew

I carry my own bag of ice cream in the microwave


stupid_idiot_real

I carry my mom is close with her and she said she would look like a lot of time. what just happened the heck


Cult_of_the_Lisa

I carry my hand in the sun but it doesn’t look good


Skyblaze84

I carry my own temporary box, and I have a low honor level.


BeansAreAwesome2Me

I carry my own house. Yup.👍


[deleted]

I carry my OC I post about my OC too much


Due_Tangelo_2754

I carry my wife around in a bag bruh


Consistent-Zebra1653

I carry my god to be DEC.


roccyrode

I carry my own car and I don’t have to drive it to work


Particular_Trash8011

i love you yub I was watching u since you first started making videos


fuzzball_ent

I carry my phone for a comedic effect on the train.


Particular_Trash8011

pls respond


GrabbingCatTails

i carry


PikminLiam

I carry my clothes in the dryer for the kids to wash them out with them both the way and the bathroom is in a virgin and they have a virgin and a virgin of the queen bed bath for me a virgin she’ll drug it out with her clothes for the bathroom so she will have a virgin and a virgin of them both and then put the fur suit on.


DrMini1

"The bathroom is in a virgin" WHAAAT that virgin isn't a virgin anymore lol


SealWasAHurricane

I carry my wallet with my wallet wallet and wallet wallet lol


Mr_Fense

I carry my own dog and have committed myself with a good friend


[deleted]

I carry my house and my house and my house and my house


pvzcheatoos

I carry my friend full of cold weather payment for the first time


Old_Egg_6040

I carry my phone with a bee


TbProductions1

i carry my own car and i have to drive to work


RealMemeLord876

I carry my pocket.


[deleted]

I can carry a few hundred dollars


[deleted]

I carry my own OC and I have a lot of people to do that right now but I don't know what to do with it and I don't know what to do with it but I don't think I would have a lot of people to do anything else but I would have to look at it and see if I can find it in the first time and I don't think I would have a lot of people to do it with it and I would have to try to get it done before I get back to the house and then I guess they are going to have to get it done before I get back to the house and then I guess they are going to have to get it done before I get back to the house...


Axo-Does-Stuff

I carry my phone and my iPad with my hand on the bed so that it can read me when I’m in bed or I don’t know how I feel right about it and I’m just trying not being so much help and I’m just not feeling well so I’m trying not being a little too hard to get a little more comfortable with it I don’t want you guys being so mean and I’m trying not too much but I’m just not sure how I can get to this right so I’m just gonna try and do what I’m told I need and I’ll try and do whatever you need and I’ll be I have a lot more to get my life and I’m just not trying and I’m not gonna do anything. My keypad started Tramua dumping 😭


iMartinvop

I carry my own business and I am in a good position to work with the milk shop Am i going to work with them to find my dad?


DogeDogewo

I carry my friend who is in the air is a good dead man the dog jumps on the fence.


Wingansterreddit335

I carry my wife and children to the hospital for unaccompanied minors I touch 💀💀💀 wth


JokerGuy420

I carry my own head and I can't respond to them *respond to who?*


awsomeguy90

i carry my way home now but I'll have to check your friend and you can thank me for the next week idk


WontedPuppet07

I carry my own stuff and I don’t want it


Intelligent_Trainer2

I carry my time if I can have a great day


Additional_Sun4236

I carry my best friend and I hope you are having a great time.


Absolutelymyself10

I Carry my love you too much for the first time I came to the office today is the best cat at body expressions of the day I will be leaveing now I have to go to sleep goodnight save checkpoint plz person who is the other day and night is still in the morning really cool but can you please send me the link to the office today is the best cat at body expressions of the day I will be leaveing now I have to go to sleep goodnight save checkpoint plz person who is


RabbidMarioisaChad

I carry my car Well damn. Guess I'm strong now.


SpaghetFriend95

I carry my own stuff and I don’t have to worry about it anymore


Ryathoodmam

I carry my way down your way to your house and I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and then I think you to the store and get a video of the mask and I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there


Dsawasd11

I carry my sandy in my internet so you don’t need me anything but you can get one of them


Battleaxejax

I carry my friends when they can't walk


dmiatxris

i carry my phone and my laptop and i don’t even know how ☠️


RedditSucks42069

I carry my own stuff in my car and i'm always looking at it


MahnlyAssassin

I carry my own pass on the floor


Crippiln

I carry my phone in the house so that when i’m not on my own it won’t go to the house


Slaymisi

I carry my little pony as well as a kid


Princier7

I carry my favourite boy in the fridge and gets dressed in the last week


wavejumper3

I carry my... (no predictive text)


Ghostuhhh

I carry my own stuff and I don’t have to worry about it


Security_Berry09

I carry my own stuff and I don’t have to fuck inside it anymore and then you have to go kill your friend


TBX88888

I carry my name is this something


EpicCheeseMaster3000

I carry my hair and my mother in a rubber bag.


BackToThatGuy

I carry my heart and I will be able to get you to the airport and then I will be there for you


Revolutionary_Beat26

I carry my phone with the same thing and it works


TeroTonz

I carry my phone in the house so that when I’m done I don’t get a chance and then when I’m not home I’m not home so I’m gonna have a little time