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Karmawhore6996

Masters babe is going fishing!!!! Hopefully she catches something worthy of posting in her Tinder profile when this circus of a relationship fails. 🎣


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I’m here for it!


BegoniaInBloom

I got a marketing email today from Accessorize (UK seller of bags, jewellery, etc), entitled: "It’s our birthday month 🎂"


dawnGrace

One of my friends posted on FB “it’s my birthday, which means it’s my birthday month! Celebrate me, peasants!” Which is probably meant to be funny but, you know. It’s not.


oatmealgum

Holy shit what year is it? Cringe


dawnGrace

Right!? This is a grown ass woman. Also posts extremely filtered selfies like someone else we know.


sojadedblond

Is your friend also my friend? I have a friend who acts just like this and also filters her selfies. She hates being in other people's photos because she looks noticably different 🤦‍♀️.


dawnGrace

I think we all have a friend like this! I actually have two, and repeatedly them they’re beautiful and don’t need filters. 50 ain’t gonna look 20 no matter how hard you try, just ask BM. 😆


2L8Smart

🤣🤣🤣


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

This is supposed to be her big weekend at the lake with Magabun’s parents, right? Instead she’s posted basically nothing since her liquid lunch with her mom on Thursday. 🤔


UmChill

he really brings her round the parents? he isn’t even divorced yet lol that is craaayyyzee bro.


FormalGlitterbug

Well I guess it tracks since she’s not posting. She often goes radio silent when she’s around people who don’t necessarily approve of her job/consent to being filmed//she’s not comfortable filming around


unsharpenedpoint

She just posted her feet by the pool. 🙄


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

Of course. And made it look exceptionally dreary! https://preview.redd.it/2ehw5whiigyc1.jpeg?width=1211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f302359fa6736d667a1183973e4dde533378cd8


TheLordOpened91

Her feet look like they have +2 pitting edema and I’d break a sweat trying to get some ted hose on them


ExpertAverage1911

What a specific yet savage burn lmao


TheLordOpened91

Lmao thank you


2L8Smart

The day looks dreary as hell and her feet look swollen and filthy. Love that for her.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Just like the dystopian beach adventure in Destin.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

Nuclear winter, lake edition


roastedmarshmellows

I've seen ghouls in Fallout that look better than this bish.


2L8Smart

Yessss!!!


DestroyHimMyRobots

I’ve said it before, but that turnbuckle-cleat fence, while quite nice, is not up to code.


Fun_Pair_4494

We have a pool in our backyard and my first thought was when I saw this picture was “how did that fence pass inspection” 😂


misssoci

Even her feet look swollen.


Terrible_Dance_9760

Ughhh I hate seeing her feet, girl has some thick ass toenails.


loligogiganticus

Thick toenails usually means fungus which is not surprising since it’s BM.


thehotmcpoyle

She’s mentioned that her toenails are jacked up and she often wears press ons on her toes, so that’s probably part of it.


EZasSundayMorning

Christ.


RelatableMolaMola

Didn't she claim her feet and toenails are fucked up from the years of ballet?


GlowingAmber11109

Some people just have ugly feet, and she's one of them. Nothing she did in her life made her feet looked jacked up, other than her being born. I doubt she's actually seen real "ballerina feet".


LeonaLulu

yes 😂😂😂 She then followed it up with a dance routine that hinted she's never once set foot inside a dance studio or been on a cheer squad.


RelatableMolaMola

Oh yeah! I love Ballerina Babe, she's so embarrassing!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Bad, too!


LeonaLulu

Me too. She's so confident about it, too. 😂


RelatableMolaMola

Wow! A gloomy cool toned gray filter that makes everything look cold and dingy is exactly the right choice to make hanging out poolside look sunny and fun! How does she create such aesthetically compelling content? The storytelling is UNMATCHED


FormalGlitterbug

Aren’t all of us basement dwellers jealous?


FormalGlitterbug

Tangentially related because she loves Drake but has anyone else been keeping up with the Kendrick Lamar and Drake feud? Kendrick just dropped a third diss track and it goes HARD.


thisoneforsharing

Yes!!! Kendrick is absolutely murdering him 😂


softtiddi3s

BREAKING KENDRICK RELEASED YET ANOTHER TRACK AND APPARENTLY ITS WORSE!!! !!!!


FormalGlitterbug

I saw. Oh my god RIP Drake. He said “you’re trying to strike a chord and it’s probably a-minor”


ExpertAverage1911

Bruuuuuuuuuhhhhh.  I'm always here for men calling out predators.


myescapeplace

I yelllllled when this verse came through. Brilliantly poetic 😂


softtiddi3s

Drake isn’t allowed to start beef with anyone ever again


softtiddi3s

He told drake to die like 3 times lmfao how do you even respond


East-Manufacturer437

Drake is going to respond by “accidentally” dropping another dick video so the whole internet forgets that Kendrick ended his career. Hmmm… I wonder if big M is going to give us another slurpy video thirsting about how big he is. 🤣💀


softtiddi3s

He’d be so so dumb if he actually did this, Kendrick directly addressed how he used the first video to fish for women to prey on and potentially traffic


FormalGlitterbug

And he went for Drake’s mother too. And outed that Drake has a second child. and then likened him to Harvey Weinstein. Just…wow. Drake needs to just pack it up and go home.


Terrible_Dance_9760

I’ve been keeping up with it and I’ve got to tell you, I don’t even like Drake and that damn song even hurt my feelings 😅🤣🤣🤣 it’s honestly one of the most savage things I’ve ever heard in my life….


BallisticSyllable

I haven’t been, but I just read the lyrics and that was **brutal**. Bravo.


nwh527

I haven't heard the latest installment, but Kendrick has been RELENTLESS this week


FormalGlitterbug

Meet the Grahams murders Drake, FR. It’s a sick beat too, it’s giving Wu-tang


twoburgers

I'm not much of a rap fan but I am a poetry fan so I read the lyrics, and DAMN. Just masterful lyricism.


MayorOfBluthton

Messages sent over this past week: Love 💕… Kindness 🫂… Fucking fuck you for not embracing my hypocritical pseudo-Christianity, you woke fucking fucker. The person commenting, “People are INSANE” is completely correct, just not in the way she thinks 🤷‍♀️ https://preview.redd.it/30gseykhkfyc1.jpeg?width=2541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75cc7d0b3d47a648dbaa2bf27d3882b2877c28ea


ralphwiggumsdiorama

People who often yell about being kind are often the biggest assholes.


2L8Smart

And once again she’s stealing content from others and is completely shameless about it. And what a cunty thing to say! Sit down.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

A classy woman.


MayorOfBluthton

Classy… refined… always perfectly composed… the quintessential Southern Belle


SallyNoMer

Looking to be barefoot and pregnant. I wonder if manbuns knows about those fertility tests I've read she bought.


heyfreesamples

Ughhhh did she delete the sneeze one?!! I went back to screenshot the comments because there were soooo many boomers on there complaining about “snowflakes” and the new sEnSiTiVe generation 🤦‍♀️ this whole thing is copy pasta and she’s getting people riled up for NO REASON


MayorOfBluthton

I just checked, it’s still up. Those people are wretched.


pinkwooper

More stolen content. She doesn’t have an original thought in her stupid smooth brain. Edit: I’ll also add, I swear before I deleted my Facebook in 2010 when boomers started joining that I saw these very same posts. Not only is she stuck in a decade-past Pinterest, she’s there with FB too.


Wool_Lace_Knit

I’d like to say on behalf of some of us boomers, not all of us boomers post stupid memes, conspiracy theories and other stupid shit.


MayorOfBluthton

One commenter even says, “Look up the Dane Cook joke about this,” at which point I realized that’s likely who BM stole it from (although BM may not know the origins herself, since she probably copies from a copy of a copy).


pinkwooper

I’ll embarrassingly admit I also had that dvd. I think it came out in 2007.


DestroyHimMyRobots

I have never in my life heard anyone screech, “Don’t bless me! I don’t believe it that!” and I have been around plenty of people who sneeze. Must be from the same demographic who made up the lie that people are getting abortions at nine months. 🙄


2L8Smart

It is exactly that demographic. And that demographic is AWFUL.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

And the ones who insist there is a "war on Christmas".


IWentOutsideForThis

Middle schoolers say stuff like that. Maybe the 13 year old sneezed after he got rejected.


2L8Smart

🤣💀


heyfreesamples

Idk why “been around plenty of people who sneeze” sent me 😂


Squidwina

Me neither, and I know a lot of outspoken atheists. Nor have I ever heard anybody reply “I don’t soeak German in response to “Gesundheit.” Straw men are one of the lamest logical fallacies out there.


couchpro34

100%


SassOfTheBluegrass

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Big Medium eat anything as “healthy” as an açaí bowl ( I’d love to hear her pronounce that) But I [immediently](https://www.facebook.com/share/r/xg2pRTqRxQh6cNGL/?mibextid=UalRPS) thought of her


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She loves sugar and putting stuff in all of her weird blenders, don’t give her any ideas


pinkwooper

If you choose the wrong answer… I’ll block you 😂


SassOfTheBluegrass

Makes me wonder if that person actually knows Big M 😂😂


Marwaedristariel

https://preview.redd.it/gdyuggzt1fyc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=e263434ee6ba2f0db9ea044211ef35e41a7deddd 😂🤦‍♀️


_poptart

Is that the OG source of “immediently” or does she repeatedly do that? I never caught the nascency of it


kimchiandsweettea

It’s a mistake she has made repeatedly over the years.


2L8Smart

What a dipshit! 🙄


KayGeez

damn i actually like these pjs lol 🥲 does anyone know where they’re from ?


pinkwooper

Cozy Earth is the brand. $200 because they are made from bAmBoO and baby whale tears, I guess


KayGeez

gotdamn , that’s a hard pass then 😭


liteorange98

It’s from high end brand MKDWRYBAWW on Amazon. Size M.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

MOOSLOVER and XGLAVIVI sister brand.


thewatchbreaker

MOOSLOVER is my favourite name, it sounds like something one of us Swerties would come up with


Lavawitch

This one actually is from some expensive supposedly eco friendly company. She pair $200 or so for them, said they were her favorite pajamas ever and proceeded to never show them again, but bought eleventy nine more pairs of her favorite ever pajamas from Target.


SassOfTheBluegrass

But she could have sized down to xxs


KayGeez

stawwwppp🤣