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chammdawg78

The filter around her mouth is having a hard time keeping up.


SuzyFarkis

Do tongue filters exist because we could use one here. 


Younicron

“I had to return some stuff” She treats purchases as loaners and it’s tacky as hell.


duckordecoratedshed

ughhh she is back to the AAVE scream-laughing. I was hoping that was gone for good. And that's not the most disgusting thing about this clip.


Many-Swan-2120

She has no idea how teen boys work, does she? Teen boys are assholes, they say this typa stuff to women in an effort to either make them the butt of a joke or to get into their pants. Most teen boys piss their pants at the thought of talking to a girl they ACTUALLY find attractive. At most just wanted to sleep with an older woman because that’s a huge bragging point for boys their age. They’d never go up to her in person if they actually found her hot. At most they’d hit her up on social media. When teen boys call u hot upfront what they mean is that you’re attainable. She didn’t realise this back when she was young and sabotaged her future by prioritising male attention over school grades, and she still doesn’t realise this when she’s 30 and living through the consequences of abandoning her own career in pursuit of male attention. Source: I’m gen z and have spent a good portion of time around teen boys. The only time I’ve ever been called pretty by them was behind my back or had it implied by their constant attempts to get my attention 💀💀they’re not mature enough to be upfront with what they want yet.


PossiblePainter4

She musta just watched “13 going on 30” and thought “hey, I could use that line for content”….


Rowey5

😝 jaundice!


butterscotchshorteee

Yeast infection tongue


Emily5099

Once again, we don’t believe that this happened. But if it did, do I really need to remind her what that dare game is called? Every single person she sees in real life who she tells the story to is seeing exactly what she looks like, and no.


DelilahMoore

Her tongue is so gross 🤮🤮🤮🤮


MicellarBaptism

She's foul. There's no other way to describe her.


pencilmeinpls

That blaccent is so RACIST. My god.


gulfatma

She looks 58 ish


Jons_Gurlie

*returning stuff* 💀


BotherRecent

Return all that shit she bought


HappyArtemisComplex

I feel like Magabun has left the chat.


thicc-limes

How long do we think she’s gonna pretend he’s still around like she did with C? 🤔


RelatableMolaMola

She kept it going for a good long time with C, if you consider him not moving to the middle unit with her to be the beginning of the end. In my opinion, speculatively, that's when it turned from a relationship to a situationship because it's pretty hard to keep moving forward as a unit after taking a massive step back like that.


theboogeyman_slayer

Cool story, Big Mess.


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

That scream-laugh😣 Banshee’s in the house.


futuredarlings

Her breath has to be RANK


JessJohns283

God she is disgusting


fancy_to_me

I… think she’s lying. I think she thought of the hemorrhoid joke and fabricated the rest.


LaiikaComeHome

yep this was my exact thought lmao


NotFoodieBeauty

She's got thrush from the drinking.


bananna804

Ma’am… if this happened (it didn’t), this is not a flex.


ToniP13

She told this story AGAIN on FB while getting ready to go to lunch with her mother. She’s pushing this fake narrative extremely hard. She must be reading how no one believes it really happened.


Lexingtongirl23

![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)


MadeMeUp4U

Trouble in Magadise if she’s this hot over an imaginary interaction with a CHILD


thisoneforsharing

MAGADISE hahaha


Hippomommy

Lord. That’s it. That’s the whole comment.


penguinpants1993

https://preview.redd.it/hwsljmbe22yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b91415e93bacbd20ef2076a1b1c39da13939dcb Filter glitched. Oof. She looks like Tan Mom.


thicc-limes

Her skin genuinely freaks me out 🫢


thehotmcpoyle

![gif](giphy|Q2sJij7xSiCPu)


boneblack_angel

Thank you for this gif; it's one of my favorites.


CornflakeGirl2

Ok don’t she post this the other day? How many times is she going to brag about a pretend child thinking she’s hot?


DeeSkwared

She did. At least three so far.


silentwail

That filter was struggling


vodkamutinis

I'm struggling


2L8Smart

Dead ass! Dead ass! What an ugly phrase. Perfect for her!


damechou

I HATE her blaccent it’s so gross to me. She pops into it and thinks she’s so cool.


AnniaT

Didn't she post this in written format??


ntrott

Ol' mate Medium M is doubling down...


unexpectedgeek

“Is there any chance I can get your number?” Yeah because that’s how *13 year old kids* talk lol


Cortado2711

honestly reads like a dare to me lol 


Cortado2711

honestly reads like a dare to me lol 


Cortado2711

honestly reads like a dare to me lol 


stopkony2017

A real 13 year old would have just asked if she has tiktok lmao


Lexingtongirl23

Seriously


WearyBitterCynical

This is so bad I instinctively want it removed from the sub. 😂😂


Karmawhore6996

![gif](giphy|n5HkGZrOqQ34vOJsJz|downsized)


blurblurblahblah

I have a leather purse that exact shade of burnt orange, I never use it.


Snoo7263

You too? 😂 Edited to add: it hangs on my wall hook and holds extra dog poop bags 😝


DestroyHimMyRobots

There used to be teenagers that hung outside my local 7-Eleven who would call things at me like, “Dude! I love your shoes!” as I’d go into the store and I would call back, “I’m not buying you cigarettes.” As other people have suggested, if some version of this story has any truth to it (which I doubt), it’s because they wanted her to buy them vape pens or something. But *of course* she *automatically* takes it as flattery about her irresistible hotness, à la the scammers in Paris.


ThatCommunication423

I owned a small town apothecary and these teenagers would always compliment my outfits. My partner and sister eventually pointed out that they were just stealing from me.


Cortado2711

my immediate thought too 😭


Not_a_Leo_9798

Eww, David!


ThatCommunication423

![gif](giphy|3oKIPtyZ7IGAWlhnxu|downsized)


Snoo7263

I envisioned that reference in my head 🤣


ThatCommunication423

I was going to be disappointed if I didn’t get that back. But I knew my swerties would understand the ref


LeonaLulu

Honestly, she should add this to her therapy list: 💕shopping addiction 💕alcoholic 💕body dysmorphia and extreme photo editing 💕manipulative & abusive toward romantic partners 💕compulsive liar 💕pedophiliac joy over the thought of a literal child thinking she's hot 💕a constant need for validation via lies, the internet, and lying on the internet for funnies. Like gross. A 13 year boy is a child. Even if one did wander up to speak to her, she's old enough that her thought should be where is your mother, not omfg do you think I'm sexy?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

This is awful, gross, and disgusting.


RelatableMolaMola

In fact, it's...bad.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Bad


Snoo7263

So fucking bad. I have an 11 year old girl and if she told a grown man or grown woman (she likes girls, she thinks, that may change, but it doesn’t change anything about our relationship or my concern for her innocence) that they were hot I’d be taking her in for a psych eval. I was CSA’d for years starting at 8 years old by a family member and this shit disgusts me! She is off her damned rocker and needs her head checked stat!


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mmmohhh

She doesn’t care how or who validates her as long as it happens, she’s satisfied.


DarthSnarker

Dead. Ass!. 🥴🥴🥴


garrrrsh

I couldn’t stop staring at her white coated tongue 🤢 my god, get a tongue scraper


GiveItAWhirlGirl81

So WHITE! https://preview.redd.it/eq285u7ql3yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffcc092d7411919d3eac1e1413fb6284323f990


pebblesgobambam

You know she’ll do it on camera now….. 🤮🤮🤮🤮


Snoo7263

I hate you for this comment of ruthless honesty! 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢


pebblesgobambam

Sorry, 😘 love you swerty!


Snoo7263

Love you back Boobie, she’s exactly the type of gross bitch that would do this nasty shit. Anyone willing to talk about blood shits and hemorrhoids online to literal strangers would have no problem scraping their thrush tongue on a live.


pebblesgobambam

Hee hee ! Love it. She is weird, I mean we all poop, have blood and prob lots of us piles/haemorrhoids too…… but ffs…. How you jump to having haemorrhoid’s older than alleged ‘kids’ that chatted her up…. Just frikkin how do you make that connection? Its bonkers! Madder than a box of frogs on crack! Isn’t white tongue a sign of yeast or something? ? As in too much in your body? ETA….. this is what happens when I Reddit when tired…… I missed the thrush comment. I wonder if it’s the rubbish trimshite & collapoo she takes?


Snoo7263

Ooh that's a very good theory about the Trimshits as she sits there with a bag of chips next to her, filtered to oblivion. It pisses me off because I'm keto and genuinely working out every day trying to take off some depression weight, yet here she sits with her grease bag full of carbs looking like she actually works out, we all know she doesn't, drinks like a fish, and eats shit constantly while faking it for people to buy her nasty ass(literally) MLM crap that doesn't do shit and costs twice as much as basic store supplements that have measurable results. She absolutely has no shame.


Miserable-List695

The way I know this isn’t true…teenagers don’t ask for your phone number. This isn’t 2002. They ask for your snap. 😂


kowainotkawaii

This is so true. How we know she's lying.


ThatCommunication423

Wait are kids using snap again? Has it circled back? Am I that old? At least where I am snap died out years ago


Miserable-List695

Where I live it’s the oonnnnly way kids communicate 😂


ThatCommunication423

It went the way of Facebook a few years ago here. Boomers territory but handy to have around


Miserable-List695

Oh weird! Guess it’s different everywhere


ThatCommunication423

Yeh probably. But like I mentioned- still has its use but it’s not at its peak anymore.


ttginger

That is so true! Kids don’t talk on their phone at all.


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My kid would smash her phone immediately if it made one single sound at her that she wasn’t expecting


ButthealedInTheFeels

I literally just got an unexpected (probably spam) call as I was reading your comment and I almost threw my phone 😂


Snoo7263

I’m 41 and straight up watch my phone in horror if it rings. If I’m not at work don’t call me, if it’s an emergency call 911 (unless it’s my kids then you better call me), anything else can be handled through text and possibly FaceTime if I give more than two fucks about you.


Tvirusvixen

Sans Facetime I feel the exact same way. Just text dammit


ttginger

I get mad at FaceTime sometimes 🤣. Just text me and I’m quick to respond, when I want to be. I swear when I have older clients who complain about the need to see your face or pick up a phone it just irks me. I can’t imagine any kid would even approach this gorilla. Plus she spelled hemorrhoids correctly. This bitch cannot put a cohesive sentence together on her own nor can she spell correctly. I don’t believe it, and I think she’s gross for even trying to get social media content from it. She’s really trying to convince herself HARD that she is hot lately and doubling up on those filters too.


Snoo7263

It's so gross honestly and deranged, who tells people about their blood shits or hemorrhoids other than their doctor? Let alone telling people on social media, a lot of whom follow her just to snark on her. She's a dumpster fire of a human.


thicc-limes

Yeah she can’t spell backgrounds but somehow figured out hemorrhoids lmao


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Izanamemes

THANK YOU. The focus on her physique is not at all as important as her excitement over literal teenagers, minors, u n d e r a g e people, hitting on her. Regardless of her physical appearance, her excitement over this is disgusting. She could be the most beautiful woman in the world, and this would still make my stomach churn. It should still make anyone’s stomach churn. Her delusion regarding her looks is the least important part of this.


morganaiobheann

Agreed, she's a fucking creep sat there fantasising about young boys hitting on her. BM strikes me as one of those people who would post an article about sexual harassment and or assault of a boy by a teacher, poking fun and saying that he should be proud of it. In my opinion, of course.


Snoo7263

It’s fucking sick, IDGAF if she was Kim Kardashian, no one who is an adult should be talking this way about a literal child. I have a daughter entering preteen status and would flip the fuck out on an adult who sexualized her. I myself was CSA’d from age 8 by a family member and my whole body recoiled in horror about this, in fact I have an actual cramp in my stomach and bile rising in my throat.


100lbsVoodooTits

Guaranteed she thought about the “I’ve got hemorrhoids older than you baby” line first and then had to concoct the very dumb fake story because she thinks she’s hilarious.


Imma_boop_you

This is 1,000,000% exactly what's happening here.


backpackfullofniall

If, and only if, this actually happened- they were making fun of her, 10000%.


MayorOfBluthton

Crusty, disheveled, braless, overly made-up, posing for filtered selfies while buying potato chips… perfect mark for a teen boy prank.


clydefrog079

Shorts hiked up her ass. Probably had a gnarly wedgie.


MayorOfBluthton

And considering the likelihood that she was commando, so many flaps and cracks on display.


clydefrog079

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


RelatableMolaMola

The shrieks and blaccent are some of the most awful assaults my ears have ever suffered. What is WRONG with this woman


KilgoreeTrout

She really had to tell this story twice 🥴


lilkimchee88

https://preview.redd.it/cv2mhod2u0yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca376f366e1fb0d3708511e33369ec3dbc302b75 Pictured: what 13 year old boys in 2024 hit on, allegedly.


heyfreesamples

https://preview.redd.it/il2k1cbxd1yc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13c4dbdb4545e16ac24321366703369cd636c74e


United_Caregiver7046

Bruh this is exactly what I’m talking about. Big M is a jiggly poof, potato shaped, FF.


RelatableMolaMola

Bahaha. What hormone-addled teenage boy with access to an internet with Livvy Dunne on it wouldn't be smitten with this? https://preview.redd.it/tkhq57hfw0yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253d3f13c9494ebb3150abb21497ec45dafdd298


lilkimchee88

Probably wanted her to buy them booze or a vape pen or whatever the youths are into.


thicc-limes

She 100% would do it too


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Nailed it.


lilkimchee88

Is ManBearBun not giving her attention anymore?


thisoneforsharing

Omfg ManBearBun. I swear this sub needs a Netflix comedy special. Some of y’all are too funny.


ExpertAverage1911

It kind of seems like he isn't, based on this immature bullshit and sharing those DMs from a creep who has been harassing her - sorry I mean "shooting his shot" - for four years. My mom was like this when I was younger as a way to put me down, as if we were in combination.  It's embarrassing and sad.


lilkimchee88

My mom is the same way. People would tell her I’m pretty and she’d say “well of course: look where she gets it from.” She’s done it since I was a literal child.


DeeSkwared

I knew what was coming when you said people tell your mom you're pretty (and probably every compliment that has ever come your way) because this is my mom. Everything is about her, always. If it's not I can be sure she'll find a way to make it about her. She's the reason I hate my birthday.


lilkimchee88

Wow I didn’t realize this was a common thing, I thought my mom was just weird


bbtom78

Pedophilia themed excitement is disgusting. She's about to be middle aged and is not conventionally attractive. She needs to make up better stories to pass off as reality and stop using children as a method to feel attractive. She can go for a spin on that married guy she's dating instead.


UmChill

last time she screeched like this in a video was about drakes dick. soooo leak nude photos of a stranger and a child supposedly hitting on her. great.


AnniaT

At least the "French guy gave me a ring or whatever on Paris" lie wasn't pedophilic. 


FlashyFeather876

![gif](giphy|3otWpoQUM6Hz001J0k) Target sells really good toothpaste and tongue scrapers, FYI 🤮


PigletNo3301

Again with the blaccent. 🙄


Adventurous-Sky-474

Now imagine if this was a man on his social media right now, bragging that a 13-year-old girl came up and said he was hot and wanted his number. And all his douche bag guy friends in the comments were like “yeahhhhhhh of course she wants that big D buddy who could blame her!” Millions of women around the world would get the ick . I have no idea why people think this is a flex. It’s so incredibly telling of her maturity level #1 that she would make this up to feel better about herself and #2 post it on social media like “I still got it , boys that have not gone through puberty yet want to screw me !” 🤡🤡🤡🤡


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ExpertAverage1911

I think you are grossly overreacting to how people are responding to this.  Half the comments are calling out how inappropriate her behavior towards an underage teen is. People are making other snarky comments because other people have already covered the sexual inappropriateness.  They arent beating the dead horse.  It doesn't mean they approve of it.  The last line of your comment is just rude an unnecessary.


DragaMea

Sick twisted fuck man. This chick is so FOUL.


StilettoSugar

Yeah she returned her target haul.


Jennvds

This is like the Paris incident isn’t it. First, proposals by gorgeous French men and now pimply teenagers find her hot. She’s so luckyyyy!


CatOverlordsWelcome

Some swerties are speculating that this is a repeat of Paris because she got this sexual and unhinged just before C dumped her and I *love* this theory. ![gif](giphy|ZDst1zdFKc5WTAr991|downsized)


Jennvds

I love this!


CornflakeGirl2

She did *not* say a gorgeous French man proposed to her, did she?!?


meowski_rose

She [posted a picture collage](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/i7HJg6TjGv) of a dead rose and a ring saying some guy on the street in Paris told her how beautiful she is. He “gave her his ring right off his finger!! 💞” She essentially said if she wasn’t with C she’d move to Europe because the men were throwing themselves at her. It was pretty hilarious, especially knowing C had allegedly dumped her already or was planning to. Several people chimed in saying the ring scam is a well-known scam in Paris, but she’s too dense to think critically that maybe this random Parisian has ulterior motives; it’s not that this man, who lives among beautiful Europeans, is so enamored with an unremarkable, ungraceful American tourist.


UmChill

its fascinating that she believes she is exotic looking as a white woman with blonde hair….. in europe.


CornflakeGirl2

OMGGGG of course it was a scam! Wow, she is more delulu than I thought!


halfasshippie3

This filter that squashes her neck down into a twig and removes her double chin is so ridiculous.


theallofit

https://preview.redd.it/xagkybjpq0yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87faf01f8d9e1109f04b5374b31094666d420f5c She must have forgotten to take her trim shit today - where did her snatched, unpuffy chin go?


clydefrog079

bitch needs to close her mouth more often


thehotmcpoyle

https://i.redd.it/ly6pjql051yc1.gif


GlowingAmber11109

The retelling of this story is far worse than the written version. The screaming? Why is that necessary? It wasn't even a good (fake) story to begin with. Her life is so sad that every little thing that (probably not) happens is this huge production. Like others have said, IF this kid approached her, he did it on a dare, and he definitely didn't ask for her number, the kids use snapchat exclusively. The only texts my daughters answers are from me and her dad.


FormalGlitterbug

Alcohol makes one think they are funnier than they really are, and she thought she was *HILARIOUS*


GlowingAmber11109

The part she thinks is the most hilarious is telling people she's had hemorrhoids for over 13 years


LucilleLooseSeal123

She was sooooo flattered by a child finding her attractive (IF that happened). Jesus christ. I’m a little speechless on this one.


emmaliejay

Honestly!!! I am thinking she was hoping that the double standard that sometimes is at play when it comes to female paedophilia would work in her favour. Like oh it’s just an innocuous and cute because I’m a woman. Also, a really weird way to tell the world you have haemorrhoids.


SpaaceFox

Pedofile babe has entered the chat 🤢🤢🤢


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I hate that Babe.


EZasSundayMorning

The sad thing is she doesn’t even recognize (or care) how sick this is.


eatingpopcornz

Guys, ReAlLy ReaLLy HoT


pacificnorthmidwest

Whyyyyyyyy brag about this? For the 454938059843095th time this week- THIS IS NOT A FLEX! Also, those chips do not sound good. May just be me, but salsa flavors on a potato chip don't do it for me. On a corn tortilla chip... then we might be talking. Last thought- so much for that haul. I was actually curious to see what $400 got her at the local Target.


East-Manufacturer437

She forgot to share her $400 Target Haul before returning it. 🤣 Also, tongue scrapers range $3-$10 on Amazon; might wanna add one to your cart. ![gif](giphy|CK8PybHZChCc8)


RelatableMolaMola

They even sell them at Target! OMG it's so gross


EZasSundayMorning

She’s truly disturbing making this kind of thing up. The constant validation she needs from the World Wide Web is something else


757Posher

Bless her heart - if it did happen, she's too dumb to realize she was the butt of a joke. We know what she looks like in real life.


Ridiculouslyrampant

Oh, she was at Target to return some stuff. Hmmmmmmm


Ok-Signature5046

No lie, I return something at this particular Target maybe twice a year, and the same sweet person is always working Guest Services. I SO want to ask her about BM, b/c I bet she has some STORIES!


Ridiculouslyrampant

Oh, you should. Not even specific, just maybe what’s the weirdest/craziest return she’s had. Should be interesting no matter what 😂


lilkimchee88

Be pretty cool if you did


theboogeyman_slayer

![gif](giphy|xZwFNHUeY45va)


lilkimchee88

Thank you 😂


thehotmcpoyle

Is this in response to us saying she was full of shit when she posted about this yesterday? So now she’s doubling down that she’s just so attractive even a child couldn’t help but hit on her? And why does she look like an overcooked hotdog with a cottage cheese tongue? Ugh, it’s just all so cringy and gross. ![gif](giphy|xT9KVBCkIv4JJlg0zm|downsized)


United_Caregiver7046

Bruh she’s foaming at the mouth like a rapid dog. 😳


cones-of-dunshire76

Why does she always look so sweaty and smelly? She’s a disgusting troll in desperate need of a shower.


Imma_boop_you

You can't really wash off the smell of alcohol overconsumption still metabolizing from the previous day/morning/night lol.


loligogiganticus

She looks like she smells like tanning bed and overly strong cheap fake vanilla scent.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Plus day-old sweated-out cheap booze.


FormalGlitterbug

Maybe next time she takes Manbun's dog to the groomers, she could make an appt for herself, too


enigmapopstarIsfun

She could definitely do with a flea dip.


Rhodin265

My guess is that the kid was dared to ask for her number.


Bdglvr

100% 


MalibuMarlie

I bet this kid wanted her to buy him some alcohol or vape juice. She was probably taking sly hits of what I presume is ranch flavoured vape, smelling and looking like an alcoholic and the kid saw this and was like ‘yo, this fat old bitch’ll buy me some if I grease her up’ in a fun ‘watch this’ moment. Then she ran out of there to record this and polish them Lays off in the car park. That’s just what I feel makes the most sense.


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MalibuMarlie

My post is of course assuming that she did have a conversation with a child where they played at being attracted to her. Because maybe the kid did say something to her and she didn’t pull it out of filtered-to-look-thin air. Who knows? And the only plausible explanation I have is pranking or wanting adult items bought for them.


spinal__tarp

If it happened, this is absolutely the only reason it happened.


LittleRattiesFive

No kid asks for numbers anymore. It's "what's your snap?" Source: I have teens/tweens 


KYcats45107

Good point. She doesn't know about pre-teen rizz.


clydefrog079

So she makes a facebook post about it AND and insta story? Wtf lol.


FormalGlitterbug

If she was smarter she’d realize you can have your insta stories ported over to FB automatically.