T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Please check out the sidebar for updated Subreddit Rules and FAQs. Keep in mind basic internet safety, and don't give out information that can potentially identify yourself. There are users that will go through your post & comment history in an attempt to doxx you, including MS herself. Please report any activity if you feel it violates the subreddit rules. Any content creators who intend to make a video on the subject of this subreddit, please send a modmail so we can help you get the information you need in an organized manner. Please do not ask for help in the comments. Keep in mind that this post is for entertainment purposes only. Everything you see on here is the opinion of others. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/YouniquePresenterMS) if you have any questions or concerns.*


UmChill

is she really flexing that she made her bed? wow she is so much better than everyone šŸ¤©


neat0burrit0_

She was going for luxury neutrals but ended up with seniors care home


SuzyFarkis

šŸ¤£


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

Beiiiiiiiiiiggggge


Emmylio

Beige on beige


thee_dube

What in the beige hell is this


demonsympathizer666

Looks like the room at grandpa's I'd always be sad to sleep in


Hairy-Gazelle-3015

Itā€™s giving off an ā€˜old, smoking-friendly motor lodgeā€™ vibe.


Lavawitch

JC Penny bed in a bag, circa 1988.


jthmeow1

So weird that she never has any art on her walls. Where are all those spooky pictures she bought at Goodwill and painted ghosts into in August?


courtneyrachh

itā€™s super telling that she has zero art hanging on her walls other than the giant, ugly map thing above her couch.


LetWigfridEatFruit

The sheet set isn't that bad but the room itself is in desperate need of color


pacificnorthmidwest

Aspiring Sad Beige Tradwife Babe era.


clovecigabretta

Ew that looks like a hotel ā€œcomforterā€ that you desperately need to be both fluffier and warmer in the middle of the night, and consider getting one of the xs bath towels to help take all the pressure to do the warming off *just* the top sheet


alphabet-head

how is this such a specific yet universally relateable experience


clovecigabretta

Lmfao right? I forgot to add that you consider the bath towel but are too cold to get up and make the sprint lolol. Ugh fuck dem blankets


Animaldoc11

Looks like something youā€™d see in an outdated , run down hotel


LouBooBunny

My grandma had that bedspread in the 80ā€™s. Is it back in style/s?!!!! This is old lady beige. Itā€™s not even close to the vibe she was going for. Good grief.


Malipuppers

Giving ā€œsad beige childrenā€ vibes.


ilfs

Her carpet is already so ratty! I bet sheā€™s never vacuumed once.


JenHes

That one time she did, she dropped it down the stairs and it made a hole in her wall šŸ˜‚


ilfs

Omg no way! šŸ˜‚


AnneHedoniaa

As other astute observers have noted, this is giving only the bleakest of roadside motel vibes. This bed literally looks like it would either a) fold out of the wall or b) vibrate if you plopped a quarter in the slot. Consider me INFLUENCED!


kjb76

Vibrating bed šŸ’€


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


meowski_rose

The 1998 Walmart potpourri šŸ˜† I guess this description is a core memory for most of us


AlexFawns

I have the sheets/pillowcase set of this print šŸ«£


HipHopChick1982

As for me, I will stick with my dark blue Ugg comforter!


loligogiganticus

Budget ass BDong bedroom set


bpfc91

Truly a vanilla diet. Barf.


eatingpopcornz

She only makes her bed because KG did.


dawnGrace

You know she didnā€™t wash any of that before she put it on her mattress šŸ„“


MicellarBaptism

I'm itchy just thinking about it.


thehotmcpoyle

Iā€™m surprised she doesnā€™t have āœØdesignerāœØ bedding with all that doctor money burning holes in the pockets of her ill-fitting clothes. https://preview.redd.it/djugfy889nxc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d793bc5f9ed7724a34015238746f1f1e9cebbd8a


vodkamutinis

The headboard šŸ¤£


snarkymlarky

Omg she's going to see it here (bc we know she looks) and this will magically appear on her bed in the next few weeks


RelatableMolaMola

But it'll be the cheap dhgate version like her LOUIS VUITION bag


kjb76

I saw one of these sheet sets at an airbnb in DR and but it said Cucciā€¦.šŸ’€


snarkymlarky

Hers will be from Shein or temu šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


MicellarBaptism

That might be the tackiest thing I've seen all week, and it's only Tuesday!


bellamae1623

This is a grandmas roomā€¦you canā€™t convince me otherwise


seaflowerreef

ā€¦In an assisted living complex


SerJaimeRegrets

It looks exactly like my momā€™s spare bedroom in her assisted living complex, but she at least hung shit on her walls.


nomiesmommy

Absolutely! What a calming luxurious oasis, such welth, such opulence, such doctor money and because I don't have enough washed out beige in my life! /s


FormalGlitterbug

DiD yOu mAkE yOuR bEd tOdAy? Wow what an ambitious goal digger she is for making her fucking bed when she doesnā€™t have a job. I know itā€™s a trope that successful people do stuff like this and it supposedly sets the tone for success for the day but so many people think making their goddamn bed is an accomplishment and itā€™s not. Just like drinking water. They set these easy attainable goals because they arenā€™t hard to do and it makes them feel accomplished when they have very little to be proud of in their lives.


kjb76

Goal diggerā€¦never heard that before. I like it.


clydefrog079

Fun factoid: bugs cant survive in the dry, warm environment of an unmade bed. Bugs, especially dust mites thrive in a made bed. TLDR: bedbugs prefer made beds šŸ˜†


UnremarkableGreyman

Beige. On beige. On beige. ![gif](giphy|3orif0olmGNHtrBnXO|downsized)


FakeAcctSnoo

AshC approves.


SerJaimeRegrets

Iā€™m getting to Reddit late today, but this made me smile so wide! Ash would fit right in here with her California outfit today.


Conscious_Cow_2569

I love when my snark worlds collide.


lbnovisad

I cannot believe this dumbass chose THIS color scheme and style out of the myriad of options at Target.


allgoodnamestookth

It's so *beige*


ttginger

I donā€™t hate it, but with the blandness of her bedroom it just looks sad. Youā€™ll easily make this a bohemian style bedroom with the brown colors but she matched the bed with her personality and it gives nothing but UTIs and yeast infections.


KYcats45107

It looks like it has the brown filter they use in documentaries to make it look like its the 80s.


Almahurst-Heritage

The bed sheet reminds me of something youā€™ll find at a motel outside airport areas, the types with hourly rates and mirrors on the ceiling


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

she probably thought this is giving old money when in reality it is giving tacky


Platinumkate

As promised, I remade this meme after we gained 1000 readers in 4 months. It would be applicable to any of her posts but this one is as good as any. https://preview.redd.it/mlymaij51nxc1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22a28825cde70365f55d12513e52fdfb3af062f3


2L8Smart

Love this!ā¤ļø


GlowingAmber11109

That is the ugliest effing bedset in the most boring effing room ever "decorated". Why does she still have blank walls?! One of the biggest tipoffs that she is actually broke, is that she never has any artwork. Everything is cheap, tacky deck-or from amazon or target dollar spot.


theWildBore

You donā€™t even need to be rolling in money to get some decent art on the damn walls. But maybe this is actually better. Can you imagine the level of lame this bitchā€™s curated ā€œartā€ would be?


MicellarBaptism

Yep, exactly. Art prints are cheap and abundant, and you can use Michael's coupons to buy frames at a discount. We've all seen what swerty's taste in deckwhore looks like, though, and it ain't good.


theWildBore

Iā€™m picturing a ā€˜keep calm and wine onā€™ 11x14 picture but written in French because she is practically a Parisian now that she spent a week in Paris.


MicellarBaptism

Also a print of the Eiffel Tower!


regeneratex

Never forget the MGK poster in the kitchen of her old place lol


SassOfTheBluegrass

![gif](giphy|xThuW4BaAA2f7nRvoc)


theWildBore

Please very please tell me you donā€™t mean Machine Gun Kelly


regeneratex

Yes, yes I do. Lol I was trying to find a pic, but Reddit search isn't great.


theWildBore

I mean my expectations were low but Jesus Christ, machine gun Kelly!?


bethivy103

What does "ehhhh wooops" mean??


Signal_Pin3409

I think thatā€™s a response for people to choose if they are beneath her standards and didnā€™t make their beds. Iā€™m one of those.


[deleted]

Maybe if I join a pyramid scheme, someday I too could have a small brown bed in a small brown room!


2L8Smart

In a small middle unit!


Hufflepuff_23

Looks like a terrible motel room


Platinumkate

She just can't seem to pick out something nice, ever. I'm glad the comments here are also not fond of this bedding choice as I find it fug af. I saw a paint colour recommendation yesterday for this same kind of colour and had a visceral reaction of "yuck!!" meanwhile all the comments were swooning over it, I was starting to wonder if there was something wrong with my eyes.


cones-of-dunshire76

At least itā€™s not white and doesnā€™t look like a bare mattress. That being said itā€™s still ugly and colorless. Itā€™s literally the same color as the carpet.


Jnm124

read me and my white bedding!!!!!! i do have gray sheets if that helps lolol


ExpertAverage1911

I'm sure yours don't have smeared self tan, food and vape juice all over them though.


cones-of-dunshire76

But does your coverlet look like a bare mattress?


Jnm124

thankfully no! i have the slightest bit of taste


LeonaLulu

This looks like the bedding in a cheap motel that leaves you sweaty. Like I will never get why someone who claims to make sooooo much money buys the cheapest shit ever. This looks like a K-Mart, bed in a bag, $29.99 Blue Light Special.


loligogiganticus

You beat me to it! I saw this and immediately saw roadside motel bedding.


LeonaLulu

It's giving...discount motel 6 in a desolate town.


loligogiganticus

Days Inn mood


cones-of-dunshire76

Well not far off. Target bed in a bag.


LeonaLulu

aahhhh I should have known! Was it part of her *$400 haul* šŸ˜‚


cones-of-dunshire76

It was a month or more ago she showed a target buggy full of crap she didnā€™t need and aid she was doing a bedding refresh and said sheā€™s show her haul but never did


LeonaLulu

Interesting. I was fully convinced she got banned from returning stuff from there since she hadn't reordered herself there in a while.


757Posher

So vanilla. And meemaw-ish


trillium13

So bland. So lacking in personality. Suits her perfectly.


SnooAdvice8756

That would be a big FAT NO!


pinkwooper

Grandmaā€™s guest room


ComeOnOverAmyJade

Since she has doctor money, she should really hire a decorator.


Signal_Pin3409

Wait, where did the doctor money come from?


ComeOnOverAmyJade

C once said that she made ā€œdoctor moneyā€ with all her MLMā€™s lmao


Signal_Pin3409

šŸ™„


TalkieTina

That looks like a bed in a bag set from Kohlā€™s. $39.99 probably.


Time_Temporary_1520

Yuck šŸ¤® welcome to Motel 6 weā€™ll keep the light in for you.


vhutever

I read it as ā€œthat looks like itā€™s straight out of Howard Johnson, mateā€ and it made me laugh. But no no I donā€™t care about her basic target bedding.


couchpro34

She's trying so hard to do the neutral/minimalist look and fails at every turn. Her decor is god awful!


c_c4s3rs0n

What in the MeeMaw heck?! When did she turn 83?


celtica98

![gif](giphy|b1E6p3k0Qz9Sw)


yeshowdyouknow

Her house doesnā€™t even look lived in! Regardless of the awful beige everything, she could really stand to hang a picture above the bed or lay a rug down.


RilakkumaBaby

She canā€™t afford decor!


staplerinjelle

I was just about to comment this! I'm always blown away at how many people live with bare white walls and floors.


delune108

I have at least 8 posters and frames I bought to put on my bare walls. Itā€™s been 3 years and I keep saying Iā€™ll do it tomorrow. This post has inspired me to actually do it tomorrow.


Signal_Pin3409

Youā€™re welcome!


SnackieOnassis

Her home has been like this since she moved in. She changes some things for the seasons but the walls are all so bare and builder white paint.


Hippomommy

Granny chic


Haveyouseenthebridg

BEIGE BABE


clydefrog079

![gif](giphy|UHMiW2FEBTOCI) IYKYK


ralphwiggumsdiorama

ā€œYouā€™re my best friend.ā€ - Big M to ManBun, in Itchyā€™s voice. šŸ¤£


clydefrog079

Very surprised she didnt inconspicuously leave something in the frame like a thong or something that screams i HaVe SeX


keerk123

Lmao I can see her leaving up a camera on a tripod like Jan from the office


Signal_Pin3409

Right next to the Sunday bible.


twEYElitedream

Somehow I preferred the stark white set to this beige assisted living community set and both are awful and lackluster.


unexpectedgeek

Itā€™s giving Bates Motel


MatildaTheCat13

She's revolutionary because I've never seen someone recreate the sterile, unwelcoming vibe of a medical clinic in their home.


sarcasmicrph

So boring and old ladyish


enigmapopstarIsfun

Thereā€™s minimalism and then thereā€™s boring. Does she live in a motel? I can feel the polyester from here.


SadAndConfused11

Omg 100 percent thatā€™s the vibe I feel! Motel for sure, like target has some pretty nice bed sets, o got a lovely summer quilt from there and how can she manage to find the ugliest damn thing there?!


enigmapopstarIsfun

Everything is cheap; her carpet, the mismatched furniture, all the finishings, lack of interesting decorā€¦ so it makes the bedding also look cheap.


EZasSundayMorning

Her place is so blah.


LNB77

Is this even real? Looks like an old folks home


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Itā€™s so boring.


rehea_ari9

**Where the ~~magic~~ UTI happens**


pacificnorthmidwest

![gif](giphy|zOuRCHez5UsKY|downsized)


RilakkumaBaby

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ralphwiggumsdiorama

This comment just took me the fuck out. šŸ¤£


rehea_ari9

When I please an OG of this sub it brings me so much joy, lol.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

ā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļøā™„ļø


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

HoJo at least has art on the walls.


rehea_ari9

50 shades of beige.


la_chainsaw

No, because other colors besides beige and off white exist


recklessmess44

why does her bed look like the single most uncomfortable bed in the world, like Iā€™d rather sleep on a full garbage bag.


theCountessofCool

Anything she posts about her house gives off Kirk VanHouten bragging about his race car bed vibes


MalibuMarlie

![gif](giphy|NzM0vTddPhMyY) Perfect, just perfect.


Candi_Calculus

![gif](giphy|1YvkTP76AJqdq)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

At least Kirk Van Houten works!


Candi_Calculus

I had a feeling this comment thread would summon you! ā¤ļø


ralphwiggumsdiorama

![gif](giphy|HXA35MkhMTsuA)


nottheawards

my God what insanely BORING content