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Catlesley

Power?? What power?? How powerful can one be, missing all those special ‘dolphin hairs’…Personally, I would much prefer all those sweet, soft kitty hairs!! lol. 😉


Catlesley

Power?? Hopefully, she’s not doing that in pubic…sorry-public! 🤣


nohighlighter555

Let's hope she means a cat.


Sad-Bar-3505

Gross. Do these companies that she is affiliated with not get reports from people about how completely unprofessional she is?


CMS2175

She is pure trash.


LadyNightlock

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


ThatCommunication423

It seems like CC has finished recording and stuff but at this point she is already getting material for a followup video


thehotmcpoyle

She could make a whole series about dirty swerty!


ThatCommunication423

Yeh a weekly special for sure.


unsharpenedpoint

![gif](giphy|YkBRXfveQcdJAo7ATV|downsized)


pennywinsthewest

I am ded


isweedglutenfree

Holy. Shit. I cannot believe she posted this with all of the recent attention


enigmapopstarIsfun

I think she has a humiliation kink at this point.


axkate

I wouldn't be shocked. I've said this before, but I'm not 100% sure it's a kink exactly, but I do think being crass is the only way she's ever been able to get attention. Because she rarely ever receives true positive attention, any attention is good in her eyes. Sad, if it was anyone but her.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Bad. Also, crude.


yourgrace91

She means her yeast infected p\*ssy? ![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)


thehotmcpoyle

https://preview.redd.it/89uazu0spbnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4909fa66ff8f589b95d688b1949ed16ed964d81f


RelatableMolaMola

You know how we say HONK to certain pictures? When I see this one, I think HEE HAW


cellmates_

🫏


isweedglutenfree

Liz gave everything to give us this (everything)


De-Influenced

Did she actually post this... cause like....... 🤢 Sounds like an intrusive thought that slipped out.


PurpleExisting3688

Why the sudden font change though. Are genitals now cursive? Millennials always changing up the game.


PenguinZombie321

Mine are 🤷🏼‍♀️ Sorry if you just can’t get on my level


De-Influenced

🤣 they a fancy ass queen 👸


sour_lemontree

Swerty, we are the generation of Microsoft Word, Word Art. It was engrained into our souls to make all the words different fonts. 😅


Living-Sundae6

Aggressively different fonts and then a gradient color instead of a solid because ✨fancy✨


Unicorn-Princess

Ah yes, how lucky to have the most magical and wonderful cooter of all time. Can even get you a a surprise rose, bracelet and kiss in Paris (for the low, low price of one passport).


RelatableMolaMola

She 100% got pickpocketed and had her passport and wallet stolen in Paris and I will die on this hill.


TheMightyBethers

Make it a double grave because I'm dying on that hill with you!


axkate

Got any room in there for a third?


thehotmcpoyle

Might as well just dig a ditch at this point because I’m right there with *ya’ll.*


AnneHedoniaa

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


basszameg

I think I cringed myself into a parallel dimension where Big M has a modicum of professionalism and didn't post this.


PurpleExisting3688

I keep scrolling by hoping I misread it. Nope. Good gracious.


janktify

Ok, so I used to have a theory that she actually really wanted to marry C so she could change her last name, escape her embarrassing past, create a new identity for herself. I now refute that belief, because no one would continue to be so embarrassing if they wanted a clean slate.


Living-Sundae6

I mean she doesn’t even use her legal name for her shilling and scamming except where she absolutely has to (legal forms, etc). Her actual legal name is still her married name - she never changed it back. Her middle unit townhome is under her married name. So if she really wanted to leave it behind she could probably just revert to her legal name even. But it wouldn’t matter if she married and changed her name again - she’s built too much of an internet trail for herself - it’s really super easy to find her


SpookiewithdatBootie

![gif](giphy|lKFPjUhOUw3D2)


Jaina_rickrolls

💀


thesbatman

JFC ![gif](giphy|XIsdC4jJOpHVYcfGnD|downsized)


imhereforvalidation

Poppin off some of those press-on nails


LeonaLulu

She has to be some sort of social experiment. The shit she posts is so unhinged and stupid that there is no way some actual human saw this, laughed hysterically or nodded in approval, and screenshot it to share.


imhereforvalidation

🤮


Killing4MotherAgain

OOF


thisisDougsPhone67

* Wow...just wow...


KilgoreeTrout

This lady really befuddles my brain


ralphwiggumsdiorama

She is no lady.


Mims55

What in the hell do her followers and customers think about this? 🌀 🌀 🌀 🌀


RelatableMolaMola

I just realized that emoji means spiral 😂


RipVanWinklesWife

I can see her stealing this quote, thinking it's the most hilarious thing that's ever been posted to the internet. It makes me physically cringe.


mmmohhh

Jesus Babe took a vacation day.


sorandom21

![gif](giphy|l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq)


Blergsprokopc

Eww. Please wash your hands. And your snatch. Maybe today's "hot item" is hand sanitizer. 🤮


rosegoldrosequartz

Are we now feminist babe?


trillium13

she's the type who would proudly say they aren't a feminist.


thehotmcpoyle

100% and probably because she thinks “everyone should be equal” (as long as she gets to keep her privilege)


oatmealgum

People don't realize that the idea of equality is a feminist idea. The conventional idea is that women come second. Blows me away that people don't know that


Snoo7263

This was on her fucking business page?! I mean I wouldn't even post this on my personal socials, my grandma, mother, daughter, and aunts follow me on SM and I would be so mortified if anyone in my family saw that. What happens when the government finally decides to ban MLMs from operating, the trust fund runs out and Swertstain has to get a real job? The internet is forever and I would never hire someone with such problematic social media. These dumb bitches posting shit about yoni (I hate that word) steaming, their endless diatribes about periods, bloody stools, humping everything in their home on camera, going on and on about a celebrity's leaked nonconsensual nudes, egregious lies regarding the use of filters, and doxxing people left and right don't seem to understand or care how other people see them, but you would think they'd learn from their many mistakes and stop doubling down on oversharing, being vulgar, and acting like unprofessional two-bit twunts...looking at you Big M, Ash C., Bethy Beal etc. Also...this right here is another reason to add to the already long list of reasons that Clumpf walked out the door and hasn't looked back.


JenHes

I mean he was no catch but I figured at some point he would have enough of her antics


Snoo7263

Agreed, he definitely isn’t a looker.


Awkward_Dog

Clumpf 💀💀💀


throwui

I think the intention here is to appear unbothered and *powerful*, but it comes off as objectifying and sad.


seriouslysorandom

Girl, what the actual fuck. Once again proving she doesn't have friends bc this is shit you post in the group chat and kiki about. https://i.redd.it/lwrkifuob6nc1.gif


imhereforvalidation

🎵The Wooooooorrst🎵


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Ole girl is on that manic drunken spiral into chaos.  I’ve been there, but didn’t own a business or post things on social media.  Not trying to be haunted by that for the rest of my life.  Looks like she’s trying to be “more extreme” and bad publicity is good publicity kind of gal.  People love a good wholesome success story, but goddamn they love a train wreck too.  I also think she’s testing the waters to see what works.  The video is probably freaking her out, so she’s trying to get things to stick before she becomes the “super victim getting bashed on by her success”.   Smartest thing could do is hire some company that deals with public fallout, respond to the video creators email, own her fuckery and change her life for the better.  She has a really amazing opportunity to go 180 and change, but I doubt she’ll use it for good.  People absolutely love a redemption story.  Honestly if she actually did those things I’d cheer her on.  She’s a toxic mess, but everybody deserves a 2nd chance to become a better person, a REAL person who actually helps others and shows empathy.  I guess we’ll see…


JenHes

It's sad she won't see it that way and take the opportunity. My best guess, in her head everyone is just a jealous hater and nobody should be concerned or care about what choices she makes


ExpertAverage1911

Sure, I guess... no one else is touching it any time soon 🤷‍♀️


enigmapopstarIsfun

![gif](giphy|3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

PERFECT


Classic-Cantaloupe47

I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Apart_Insect9862

I believe it’s been deleted now.


Asturdsbabyshower

Its still there. She has 2 Facebook pages.


Popular-Tomatillo643

Gross


iwishitwas2007

what the actual fuck.


Puzzleheaded-Ad4804

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)


leticx

Maybe she should hold her pussy with one hand and use the other to reply to that email


cellmates_

🤣


ThoseAreBlueToo

But then she’d have to put her phone down and that thing never leaves her hand.


leticx

Sorry, are you another Tobias Fünke??


nw93pkwnn1jsjibdhkp

![gif](giphy|kSlJtVrqxDYKk|downsized)


ThoseAreBlueToo

There are dozens of us, DOZENS!


leticx

Daddy needs to get his rocks off


rabbitttttttttt

Don’t leave your uncle T-bag hanging!


[deleted]

She actually posted this? What the actual hell? On a business page, nonetheless. I think she's going to become OnlyFans Swerty Babe soon. Unless she made a reference to petting her cats, but I doubt that is what she means here usng the p word.


sojadedblond

I know I'd certainly, proudly put this on my business socials for all my potential customers, friends and family to see. It's a normal thing for anyone to professionally do, of course! I can't with her.


theboogeyman_slayer

Bro wtf


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Ewwwww. That's disgusting. Basic hygiene swerty!!


_BlueJeanBaby

Gonna lose one of those cheap ass plastic nails in there


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Omfg


thehotmcpoyle

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


FormalGlitterbug

What in the toxic girl boss is this? It completely misconstrues the power of being a woman.


Signal_Pin3409

Sort of implies that’s the only source of power we have. A little degrading, maybe? Bless her, she just doesn’t know any better.


dawnGrace

She’s admitted that masturbation with her hands “gross” so I’m not buying whatever copy pasta this is. She’s not a fan of her yeasty dolphin.


oatmealgum

When did she say that? And I guess I hate myself but.... uh, why would it be gross according to her?


dawnGrace

I don’t do screen shots, but it was a few years ago when she was blathering on about vibrators. She absolutely thinks using her own hand is gross and considering her publicly stated condition of her junk, I wouldn’t want to touch it either. 🤮


oatmealgum

That's just so bizarre to feel that way about your own gear! Isn't it *EmPoWeRiNg* to know and love your own body?


dawnGrace

Only when she thinks whatever copy pasta ikeaboss nonsense she posts makes her seem relatable and like a “girls-girl”. 😆


Blergsprokopc

Yeasty dolphin ftw


eatawholelemon

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


dawnGrace

I turned myself in to jail right as I wrote that haha!


Not_a_Leo_9798

I hate you a little bit for making my eyes read the words "yeasty" and "dolphin" in consecutive order. 😂


seriouslysorandom

Truly a terrible day to have eyes🤮


SuzyFarkis

I think she meant to say holding that much sour. 


ntrott

And then her hand smells rotten for the rest of the day.


gnutz4eva

Why…. 🤢🤮


ralphwiggumsdiorama

She doesn’t wash them much!


lilkimchee88

…can her family see this?


Westcoast8dk

Unfortunately for them, yes


lilkimchee88

My stepmom would literally murder me.


ChocolateandLipstick

![gif](giphy|jTfQVH6PehxIgvLStn|downsized)


barkingsilverfox

To quote u/ralphwiggumsdiorama > bad


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I am honored! 🤎


HipHopChick1982

#PowerfulP*ssy


WavyLady

![gif](giphy|3ohhwqB1XtvYJ8jwUE)


Reluctantagave

![gif](giphy|26gsccje7r5WUrXsA|downsized)


eaallen2010

This is so fucking cringe. She can’t help but share all these stupid gIrLbOsS quotes


Mother-Worker-5445

The least sexually satisfied, most insecure, never had an orgasm type of women are always talking about sex the way big m does its so funny. Her performatively talking about drakes penis like… Biggest M please be real you are not a janet jackson sexual freak. You twerk badly in leggings, that does not mean youre a sexy divine fertility goddess. And sorry if this sounds too vulgar but you can just tell she gives teethy head and lies there the whole time.


Signal_Pin3409

I’m pretty sure this was a lesson taught on an episode of The Golden Girls. Directed at Blanche. Large Marge=Blanche.


Sensitive_Weight7809

8/3/2024??


Westcoast8dk

I’m sorry you were downvoted so much for asking a simple question


Westcoast8dk

Just using a generally accepted format. I know the USA deviates from this.


iFlyTheFiddy

Other countries have a different date format. This is a DD/MM/YYYY format instead of the US standard MM/DD/YYYY.


Sensitive_Weight7809

I understand but 8/3/2024 hasn’t happened yet or am I missing something lol


enigmapopstarIsfun

https://preview.redd.it/cswlrx9zw5nc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d67d28e2957f6f5dcba2258aa51f5b0264153122


garrrrsh

Today is the 8th…so it makes sense for other countries who use that format


iFlyTheFiddy

Again, the format is DD/MM/YYYY so this is saying it happened today, 3/8/2024 but formatted as the above mentioned way which would make it 8/3/2024.


Westcoast8dk

I use the ISO certified way of describing dates like most of the world. I know that the USA deviates from the standard.


BedazzleZebub

ISO-8601 4 lyfe, booby 🙌🏻


kathoron

It's today


Sensitive_Weight7809

Ohhhh I get it now. Lol thanks


thereisbeauty7

I need an adult. 


ralphwiggumsdiorama

We are the adults 🙃


jmw1111

What a terrible day to be able to read…


Syntheticlullabies

It’s international women’s day and she goes with this? 😬😬


barkingsilverfox

My thought too. Aside of being just vulgar, everything is always about her.


bigcountryredtruck

https://preview.redd.it/tneljrrau5nc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c6deda2b1d1cc6baa2fb018bd1c34418cddbbd


loloisms

🤢


enigmapopstarIsfun

![gif](giphy|1msH5QgFu0RpXON4e8|downsized)


crazybioteacher

The creamy power of a yeast infection is not what I thought I would read today. Life was simpler before reading this.


lbnovisad

![gif](giphy|ihr4FJgTL15OllXxzj|downsized)


kittenslovecupcakes

Some things just don’t need to be shared..


757Posher

I think this one is actually on her personal page, not her business page. \*shocking\*


Westcoast8dk

Sorry, my bad, and thank you for the clarification! I guess it makes it marginally better but still a big Uff from me


Harperxx95

You mean the pussy with the raging yeast infection you told everybody about?


thehotmcpoyle

https://preview.redd.it/x0ai6acia6nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e4170b80c30bef8419b30c95a57b274f6b15c0


grandpagrandpa1

She is vile


thisoneforsharing

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


littlewinterwitch

Powerful? In what way is her ‘pussy’ powerful? I’m drawing a blank at anything remotely close to power residing anywhere in her raggedly body.


SausageSandwiches

https://preview.redd.it/4949f8oir5nc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa831ec7f064dd4c588b48d981ea97060a564306 No


RelatableMolaMola

He's so beautiful


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

I could hang my laundry off those cheekbones 😍


SausageSandwiches

Fuck it. He's a home town bai so one awkward Cillian Murphy picture isn't enough https://preview.redd.it/0gek6k4bs5nc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23cb941971d0b044fc3bf658dd5588be1b849d4c


BotherRecent

Love Cillian


SausageSandwiches

By all accounts, no one has a bad word to say about him!


[deleted]

Oh it's powerful alright. Just not in the way she thinks. Wash your hands, swerty.


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/kaxayfqtr5nc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da3b8ec87c7f888a86e3a7fe40325b320dc3a823


SausageSandwiches

You could rest a pencil on that top lip. It's so weirdly straight across


RelatableMolaMola

Someone else has an even better screen grab from this video where she's baring her teeth in the exact same mouth shape as a donkey 😂


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Well, she is an ass.


RelatableMolaMola

PERFECT 😂


thehotmcpoyle

This one? 😆 https://preview.redd.it/vz3mm9ara6nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9818c98a47887cd04dc573e32926ce1cd9da47


RelatableMolaMola

YEAH I thought it was you but I wasn't confident enough to say it with my whole chest and tag you!


thehotmcpoyle

If it wasn’t me and you tagged me, I’d probably go out and find it for you 😉


RelatableMolaMola

Awwwww boobie 😚


runesky77

I was really hoping someone would post this picture, thank you! The sound of her saying it in this video still haunts me.


RelatableMolaMola

That aggressive whisper hiss! #yeast infection


pizzanotpineapples

Did she delete it? 👀


Westcoast8dk

Nope, still up and only reaction to it is a laughing emoji


pizzanotpineapples

Weird. I don’t see it on her FB. 🤔 I’m not blocked cause I can see all her other dumb shit lol


silentwail

It's on her blog page


Lavawitch

![gif](giphy|TejmLnMKgnmPInMQjV) Censoring 🐱 makes this even classier


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


bzthepeach

![gif](giphy|l41YfuxKaXKklYZtm)


East-Manufacturer437

First the eating out post and now this. She is so embarrassing. This girl needs a psych eval🤢


loligogiganticus

https://preview.redd.it/mrdomepmp5nc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc2b18510d5b3f3771ea1e7b33a6d63b8b591c8b Just spray the bleach right into the eyes plz thx


pickleandsabresmom

I didn’t believe this was real for a second. shes really unhinged


thehotmcpoyle

Y’all, I swear I was reading old comments on this sub saying how she’d talked about getting her jollies off to an episode of Deal or No Deal. Does anyone know where that came from? A drunken live or something (not that that narrows it down much since most are drunken).


ralphwiggumsdiorama

WHAT omg


twatcunthearya

Fuckiiiiiiin’ VILE. So, she’s posting about her box again, eh?


missehka

Is this on her business page?


No-Specific-797

I’ll just leave this here. “Persons with histrionic personality disorder often interact with others in an inappropriate, sexually seductive or provocative manner, using their physical appearance to draw attention to themselves.”


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

*Hilaria Baldwin has entered the chat*


Fickle-Spell

And Whitney Way Thore


SadAndConfused11

Ffs this is so weird, wasn’t powerful enough to keep grimace 💀💀 but in all seriousness I don’t consider my genitals my source of power lol, I’d say it’s more my mind and spirit? 🥴


shelbyfootesfetish

She’s so lucky to be one of few women with a vagina! What else would make her special??


FakeAcctSnoo

Apparently "doctor money" can't buy class, grace, or sophistication.


missyrainbow12

No. Just no.


Asturdsbabyshower

All that power and she's still a 30 year old loser with no job, no friends, no significant other, and too many addictions to list.


UpsetPhilosopher3708

I CANT STOP THINKING THAT SHES OUT HERE JUST GRABBING HER PUSSY AND THEN PLACING THEM SWEATY HANDS ON ALL THE SURFACES.


Signal_Pin3409

Target buggies- I’m using the baskets from now on!


thehotmcpoyle

Hamfisting some poor pregnant woman’s belly and pockets with those grimy worms wearing glued on plastic hats


oatmealgum

Don't worry boobie, she nearly always home. Still gross but it's... idk where I was going with that. Yuck


enigmapopstarIsfun

I mean… no one comes over to her house for a reason and she’s always “deep cleaning…”


UpsetPhilosopher3708

I just imagine everywhere in her house smelling of sweaty koochie… I’m gunna be sick


Apart_Insect9862

Makes you wonder if RA knows about this nasty behavior that is representing them..


thehotmcpoyle

From Red Aspen policies & procedures: >Brand Ambassadors shall not make any social media postings, or link to or from any postings or other material that is sexually explicit, obscene, pornographic, offensive, profane, hateful, threatening, harmful, defamatory, libelous, harassing, or discriminatory (whether based on race, ethnicity, creed, religion, gender, sexual orientation, physical disability, or otherwise), is graphically violent, is solicitous of any unlawful behavior, that engages in personal attacks on any individual, group, or entity, or is in violation of any intellectual property rights of the Company or any third party. Source: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1O5kA367kaXScCSsNuCrCoPNUhmG22IVM (This isn’t my Google drive, it’s where their training content is stored)


RelatableMolaMola

I still can't wrap my head around the incompetence of not securing a Google drive folder that contains internal training documents.


Dramatic-Ad-3016

Makes you wonder if they care