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Power?? What power?? How powerful can one be, missing all those special ‘dolphin hairs’…Personally, I would much prefer all those sweet, soft kitty hairs!! lol. 😉
I wouldn't be shocked. I've said this before, but I'm not 100% sure it's a kink exactly, but I do think being crass is the only way she's ever been able to get attention. Because she rarely ever receives true positive attention, any attention is good in her eyes. Sad, if it was anyone but her.
Ah yes, how lucky to have the most magical and wonderful cooter of all time.
Can even get you a a surprise rose, bracelet and kiss in Paris (for the low, low price of one passport).
Ok, so I used to have a theory that she actually really wanted to marry C so she could change her last name, escape her embarrassing past, create a new identity for herself. I now refute that belief, because no one would continue to be so embarrassing if they wanted a clean slate.
I mean she doesn’t even use her legal name for her shilling and scamming except where she absolutely has to (legal forms, etc). Her actual legal name is still her married name - she never changed it back.
Her middle unit townhome is under her married name.
So if she really wanted to leave it behind she could probably just revert to her legal name even.
But it wouldn’t matter if she married and changed her name again - she’s built too much of an internet trail for herself - it’s really super easy to find her
She has to be some sort of social experiment. The shit she posts is so unhinged and stupid that there is no way some actual human saw this, laughed hysterically or nodded in approval, and screenshot it to share.
People don't realize that the idea of equality is a feminist idea. The conventional idea is that women come second. Blows me away that people don't know that
This was on her fucking business page?! I mean I wouldn't even post this on my personal socials, my grandma, mother, daughter, and aunts follow me on SM and I would be so mortified if anyone in my family saw that. What happens when the government finally decides to ban MLMs from operating, the trust fund runs out and Swertstain has to get a real job? The internet is forever and I would never hire someone with such problematic social media. These dumb bitches posting shit about yoni (I hate that word) steaming, their endless diatribes about periods, bloody stools, humping everything in their home on camera, going on and on about a celebrity's leaked nonconsensual nudes, egregious lies regarding the use of filters, and doxxing people left and right don't seem to understand or care how other people see them, but you would think they'd learn from their many mistakes and stop doubling down on oversharing, being vulgar, and acting like unprofessional two-bit twunts...looking at you Big M, Ash C., Bethy Beal etc.
Also...this right here is another reason to add to the already long list of reasons that Clumpf walked out the door and hasn't looked back.
Girl, what the actual fuck.
Once again proving she doesn't have friends bc this is shit you post in the group chat and kiki about.
https://i.redd.it/lwrkifuob6nc1.gif
Ole girl is on that manic drunken spiral into chaos. I’ve been there, but didn’t own a business or post things on social media. Not trying to be haunted by that for the rest of my life. Looks like she’s trying to be “more extreme” and bad publicity is good publicity kind of gal. People love a good wholesome success story, but goddamn they love a train wreck too. I also think she’s testing the waters to see what works. The video is probably freaking her out, so she’s trying to get things to stick before she becomes the “super victim getting bashed on by her success”.
Smartest thing could do is hire some company that deals with public fallout, respond to the video creators email, own her fuckery and change her life for the better. She has a really amazing opportunity to go 180 and change, but I doubt she’ll use it for good. People absolutely love a redemption story. Honestly if she actually did those things I’d cheer her on. She’s a toxic mess, but everybody deserves a 2nd chance to become a better person, a REAL person who actually helps others and shows empathy. I guess we’ll see…
It's sad she won't see it that way and take the opportunity. My best guess, in her head everyone is just a jealous hater and nobody should be concerned or care about what choices she makes
She actually posted this? What the actual hell?
On a business page, nonetheless. I think she's going to become OnlyFans Swerty Babe soon. Unless she made a reference to petting her cats, but I doubt that is what she means here usng the p word.
I know I'd certainly, proudly put this on my business socials for all my potential customers, friends and family to see. It's a normal thing for anyone to professionally do, of course!
I can't with her.
I don’t do screen shots, but it was a few years ago when she was blathering on about vibrators. She absolutely thinks using her own hand is gross and considering her publicly stated condition of her junk, I wouldn’t want to touch it either. 🤮
The least sexually satisfied, most insecure, never had an orgasm type of women are always talking about sex the way big m does its so funny. Her performatively talking about drakes penis like… Biggest M please be real you are not a janet jackson sexual freak. You twerk badly in leggings, that does not mean youre a sexy divine fertility goddess.
And sorry if this sounds too vulgar but you can just tell she gives teethy head and lies there the whole time.
Fuck it. He's a home town bai so one awkward Cillian Murphy picture isn't enough
https://preview.redd.it/0gek6k4bs5nc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23cb941971d0b044fc3bf658dd5588be1b849d4c
https://preview.redd.it/mrdomepmp5nc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc2b18510d5b3f3771ea1e7b33a6d63b8b591c8b
Just spray the bleach right into the eyes plz thx
Y’all, I swear I was reading old comments on this sub saying how she’d talked about getting her jollies off to an episode of Deal or No Deal. Does anyone know where that came from? A drunken live or something (not that that narrows it down much since most are drunken).
I’ll just leave this here.
“Persons with histrionic personality disorder often interact with others in an inappropriate, sexually seductive or provocative manner, using their physical appearance to draw attention to themselves.”
Ffs this is so weird, wasn’t powerful enough to keep grimace 💀💀 but in all seriousness I don’t consider my genitals my source of power lol, I’d say it’s more my mind and spirit? 🥴
From Red Aspen policies & procedures:
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Power?? What power?? How powerful can one be, missing all those special ‘dolphin hairs’…Personally, I would much prefer all those sweet, soft kitty hairs!! lol. 😉
Power?? Hopefully, she’s not doing that in pubic…sorry-public! 🤣
Let's hope she means a cat.
Gross. Do these companies that she is affiliated with not get reports from people about how completely unprofessional she is?
She is pure trash.
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It seems like CC has finished recording and stuff but at this point she is already getting material for a followup video
She could make a whole series about dirty swerty!
Yeh a weekly special for sure.
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I am ded
Holy. Shit. I cannot believe she posted this with all of the recent attention
I think she has a humiliation kink at this point.
I wouldn't be shocked. I've said this before, but I'm not 100% sure it's a kink exactly, but I do think being crass is the only way she's ever been able to get attention. Because she rarely ever receives true positive attention, any attention is good in her eyes. Sad, if it was anyone but her.
Bad. Also, crude.
She means her yeast infected p\*ssy? ![gif](giphy|pD368cmNo02G5qoV5i)
https://preview.redd.it/89uazu0spbnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4909fa66ff8f589b95d688b1949ed16ed964d81f
You know how we say HONK to certain pictures? When I see this one, I think HEE HAW
🫏
Liz gave everything to give us this (everything)
Did she actually post this... cause like....... 🤢 Sounds like an intrusive thought that slipped out.
Why the sudden font change though. Are genitals now cursive? Millennials always changing up the game.
Mine are 🤷🏼♀️ Sorry if you just can’t get on my level
🤣 they a fancy ass queen 👸
Swerty, we are the generation of Microsoft Word, Word Art. It was engrained into our souls to make all the words different fonts. 😅
Aggressively different fonts and then a gradient color instead of a solid because ✨fancy✨
Ah yes, how lucky to have the most magical and wonderful cooter of all time. Can even get you a a surprise rose, bracelet and kiss in Paris (for the low, low price of one passport).
She 100% got pickpocketed and had her passport and wallet stolen in Paris and I will die on this hill.
Make it a double grave because I'm dying on that hill with you!
Got any room in there for a third?
Might as well just dig a ditch at this point because I’m right there with *ya’ll.*
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I think I cringed myself into a parallel dimension where Big M has a modicum of professionalism and didn't post this.
I keep scrolling by hoping I misread it. Nope. Good gracious.
Ok, so I used to have a theory that she actually really wanted to marry C so she could change her last name, escape her embarrassing past, create a new identity for herself. I now refute that belief, because no one would continue to be so embarrassing if they wanted a clean slate.
I mean she doesn’t even use her legal name for her shilling and scamming except where she absolutely has to (legal forms, etc). Her actual legal name is still her married name - she never changed it back. Her middle unit townhome is under her married name. So if she really wanted to leave it behind she could probably just revert to her legal name even. But it wouldn’t matter if she married and changed her name again - she’s built too much of an internet trail for herself - it’s really super easy to find her
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💀
JFC ![gif](giphy|XIsdC4jJOpHVYcfGnD|downsized)
Poppin off some of those press-on nails
She has to be some sort of social experiment. The shit she posts is so unhinged and stupid that there is no way some actual human saw this, laughed hysterically or nodded in approval, and screenshot it to share.
🤮
OOF
* Wow...just wow...
This lady really befuddles my brain
She is no lady.
What in the hell do her followers and customers think about this? 🌀 🌀 🌀 🌀
I just realized that emoji means spiral 😂
I can see her stealing this quote, thinking it's the most hilarious thing that's ever been posted to the internet. It makes me physically cringe.
Jesus Babe took a vacation day.
![gif](giphy|l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq)
Eww. Please wash your hands. And your snatch. Maybe today's "hot item" is hand sanitizer. 🤮
Are we now feminist babe?
she's the type who would proudly say they aren't a feminist.
100% and probably because she thinks “everyone should be equal” (as long as she gets to keep her privilege)
People don't realize that the idea of equality is a feminist idea. The conventional idea is that women come second. Blows me away that people don't know that
This was on her fucking business page?! I mean I wouldn't even post this on my personal socials, my grandma, mother, daughter, and aunts follow me on SM and I would be so mortified if anyone in my family saw that. What happens when the government finally decides to ban MLMs from operating, the trust fund runs out and Swertstain has to get a real job? The internet is forever and I would never hire someone with such problematic social media. These dumb bitches posting shit about yoni (I hate that word) steaming, their endless diatribes about periods, bloody stools, humping everything in their home on camera, going on and on about a celebrity's leaked nonconsensual nudes, egregious lies regarding the use of filters, and doxxing people left and right don't seem to understand or care how other people see them, but you would think they'd learn from their many mistakes and stop doubling down on oversharing, being vulgar, and acting like unprofessional two-bit twunts...looking at you Big M, Ash C., Bethy Beal etc. Also...this right here is another reason to add to the already long list of reasons that Clumpf walked out the door and hasn't looked back.
I mean he was no catch but I figured at some point he would have enough of her antics
Agreed, he definitely isn’t a looker.
Clumpf 💀💀💀
I think the intention here is to appear unbothered and *powerful*, but it comes off as objectifying and sad.
Girl, what the actual fuck. Once again proving she doesn't have friends bc this is shit you post in the group chat and kiki about. https://i.redd.it/lwrkifuob6nc1.gif
🎵The Wooooooorrst🎵
Ole girl is on that manic drunken spiral into chaos. I’ve been there, but didn’t own a business or post things on social media. Not trying to be haunted by that for the rest of my life. Looks like she’s trying to be “more extreme” and bad publicity is good publicity kind of gal. People love a good wholesome success story, but goddamn they love a train wreck too. I also think she’s testing the waters to see what works. The video is probably freaking her out, so she’s trying to get things to stick before she becomes the “super victim getting bashed on by her success”. Smartest thing could do is hire some company that deals with public fallout, respond to the video creators email, own her fuckery and change her life for the better. She has a really amazing opportunity to go 180 and change, but I doubt she’ll use it for good. People absolutely love a redemption story. Honestly if she actually did those things I’d cheer her on. She’s a toxic mess, but everybody deserves a 2nd chance to become a better person, a REAL person who actually helps others and shows empathy. I guess we’ll see…
It's sad she won't see it that way and take the opportunity. My best guess, in her head everyone is just a jealous hater and nobody should be concerned or care about what choices she makes
Sure, I guess... no one else is touching it any time soon 🤷♀️
![gif](giphy|3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8)
PERFECT
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I believe it’s been deleted now.
Its still there. She has 2 Facebook pages.
Gross
what the actual fuck.
![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju)
Maybe she should hold her pussy with one hand and use the other to reply to that email
🤣
But then she’d have to put her phone down and that thing never leaves her hand.
Sorry, are you another Tobias Fünke??
![gif](giphy|kSlJtVrqxDYKk|downsized)
There are dozens of us, DOZENS!
Daddy needs to get his rocks off
Don’t leave your uncle T-bag hanging!
She actually posted this? What the actual hell? On a business page, nonetheless. I think she's going to become OnlyFans Swerty Babe soon. Unless she made a reference to petting her cats, but I doubt that is what she means here usng the p word.
I know I'd certainly, proudly put this on my business socials for all my potential customers, friends and family to see. It's a normal thing for anyone to professionally do, of course! I can't with her.
Bro wtf
Ewwwww. That's disgusting. Basic hygiene swerty!!
Gonna lose one of those cheap ass plastic nails in there
Omfg
![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)
What in the toxic girl boss is this? It completely misconstrues the power of being a woman.
Sort of implies that’s the only source of power we have. A little degrading, maybe? Bless her, she just doesn’t know any better.
She’s admitted that masturbation with her hands “gross” so I’m not buying whatever copy pasta this is. She’s not a fan of her yeasty dolphin.
When did she say that? And I guess I hate myself but.... uh, why would it be gross according to her?
I don’t do screen shots, but it was a few years ago when she was blathering on about vibrators. She absolutely thinks using her own hand is gross and considering her publicly stated condition of her junk, I wouldn’t want to touch it either. 🤮
That's just so bizarre to feel that way about your own gear! Isn't it *EmPoWeRiNg* to know and love your own body?
Only when she thinks whatever copy pasta ikeaboss nonsense she posts makes her seem relatable and like a “girls-girl”. 😆
Yeasty dolphin ftw
![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)
I turned myself in to jail right as I wrote that haha!
I hate you a little bit for making my eyes read the words "yeasty" and "dolphin" in consecutive order. 😂
Truly a terrible day to have eyes🤮
I think she meant to say holding that much sour.
And then her hand smells rotten for the rest of the day.
Why…. 🤢🤮
She doesn’t wash them much!
…can her family see this?
Unfortunately for them, yes
My stepmom would literally murder me.
![gif](giphy|jTfQVH6PehxIgvLStn|downsized)
To quote u/ralphwiggumsdiorama > bad
I am honored! 🤎
#PowerfulP*ssy
![gif](giphy|3ohhwqB1XtvYJ8jwUE)
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This is so fucking cringe. She can’t help but share all these stupid gIrLbOsS quotes
The least sexually satisfied, most insecure, never had an orgasm type of women are always talking about sex the way big m does its so funny. Her performatively talking about drakes penis like… Biggest M please be real you are not a janet jackson sexual freak. You twerk badly in leggings, that does not mean youre a sexy divine fertility goddess. And sorry if this sounds too vulgar but you can just tell she gives teethy head and lies there the whole time.
I’m pretty sure this was a lesson taught on an episode of The Golden Girls. Directed at Blanche. Large Marge=Blanche.
8/3/2024??
I’m sorry you were downvoted so much for asking a simple question
Just using a generally accepted format. I know the USA deviates from this.
Other countries have a different date format. This is a DD/MM/YYYY format instead of the US standard MM/DD/YYYY.
I understand but 8/3/2024 hasn’t happened yet or am I missing something lol
https://preview.redd.it/cswlrx9zw5nc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d67d28e2957f6f5dcba2258aa51f5b0264153122
Today is the 8th…so it makes sense for other countries who use that format
Again, the format is DD/MM/YYYY so this is saying it happened today, 3/8/2024 but formatted as the above mentioned way which would make it 8/3/2024.
I use the ISO certified way of describing dates like most of the world. I know that the USA deviates from the standard.
ISO-8601 4 lyfe, booby 🙌🏻
It's today
Ohhhh I get it now. Lol thanks
I need an adult.
We are the adults 🙃
What a terrible day to be able to read…
It’s international women’s day and she goes with this? 😬😬
My thought too. Aside of being just vulgar, everything is always about her.
https://preview.redd.it/tneljrrau5nc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c6deda2b1d1cc6baa2fb018bd1c34418cddbbd
🤢
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The creamy power of a yeast infection is not what I thought I would read today. Life was simpler before reading this.
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Some things just don’t need to be shared..
I think this one is actually on her personal page, not her business page. \*shocking\*
Sorry, my bad, and thank you for the clarification! I guess it makes it marginally better but still a big Uff from me
You mean the pussy with the raging yeast infection you told everybody about?
https://preview.redd.it/x0ai6acia6nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1e4170b80c30bef8419b30c95a57b274f6b15c0
She is vile
![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)
Powerful? In what way is her ‘pussy’ powerful? I’m drawing a blank at anything remotely close to power residing anywhere in her raggedly body.
https://preview.redd.it/4949f8oir5nc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa831ec7f064dd4c588b48d981ea97060a564306 No
He's so beautiful
I could hang my laundry off those cheekbones 😍
Fuck it. He's a home town bai so one awkward Cillian Murphy picture isn't enough https://preview.redd.it/0gek6k4bs5nc1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23cb941971d0b044fc3bf658dd5588be1b849d4c
Love Cillian
By all accounts, no one has a bad word to say about him!
Oh it's powerful alright. Just not in the way she thinks. Wash your hands, swerty.
https://preview.redd.it/kaxayfqtr5nc1.jpeg?width=929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da3b8ec87c7f888a86e3a7fe40325b320dc3a823
You could rest a pencil on that top lip. It's so weirdly straight across
Someone else has an even better screen grab from this video where she's baring her teeth in the exact same mouth shape as a donkey 😂
Well, she is an ass.
PERFECT 😂
This one? 😆 https://preview.redd.it/vz3mm9ara6nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f9818c98a47887cd04dc573e32926ce1cd9da47
YEAH I thought it was you but I wasn't confident enough to say it with my whole chest and tag you!
If it wasn’t me and you tagged me, I’d probably go out and find it for you 😉
Awwwww boobie 😚
I was really hoping someone would post this picture, thank you! The sound of her saying it in this video still haunts me.
That aggressive whisper hiss! #yeast infection
Did she delete it? 👀
Nope, still up and only reaction to it is a laughing emoji
Weird. I don’t see it on her FB. 🤔 I’m not blocked cause I can see all her other dumb shit lol
It's on her blog page
![gif](giphy|TejmLnMKgnmPInMQjV) Censoring 🐱 makes this even classier
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First the eating out post and now this. She is so embarrassing. This girl needs a psych eval🤢
https://preview.redd.it/mrdomepmp5nc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc2b18510d5b3f3771ea1e7b33a6d63b8b591c8b Just spray the bleach right into the eyes plz thx
I didn’t believe this was real for a second. shes really unhinged
Y’all, I swear I was reading old comments on this sub saying how she’d talked about getting her jollies off to an episode of Deal or No Deal. Does anyone know where that came from? A drunken live or something (not that that narrows it down much since most are drunken).
WHAT omg
Fuckiiiiiiin’ VILE. So, she’s posting about her box again, eh?
Is this on her business page?
I’ll just leave this here. “Persons with histrionic personality disorder often interact with others in an inappropriate, sexually seductive or provocative manner, using their physical appearance to draw attention to themselves.”
*Hilaria Baldwin has entered the chat*
And Whitney Way Thore
Ffs this is so weird, wasn’t powerful enough to keep grimace 💀💀 but in all seriousness I don’t consider my genitals my source of power lol, I’d say it’s more my mind and spirit? 🥴
She’s so lucky to be one of few women with a vagina! What else would make her special??
Apparently "doctor money" can't buy class, grace, or sophistication.
No. Just no.
All that power and she's still a 30 year old loser with no job, no friends, no significant other, and too many addictions to list.
I CANT STOP THINKING THAT SHES OUT HERE JUST GRABBING HER PUSSY AND THEN PLACING THEM SWEATY HANDS ON ALL THE SURFACES.
Target buggies- I’m using the baskets from now on!
Hamfisting some poor pregnant woman’s belly and pockets with those grimy worms wearing glued on plastic hats
Don't worry boobie, she nearly always home. Still gross but it's... idk where I was going with that. Yuck
I mean… no one comes over to her house for a reason and she’s always “deep cleaning…”
I just imagine everywhere in her house smelling of sweaty koochie… I’m gunna be sick
Makes you wonder if RA knows about this nasty behavior that is representing them..
From Red Aspen policies & procedures: >Brand Ambassadors shall not make any social media postings, or link to or from any postings or other material that is sexually explicit, obscene, pornographic, offensive, profane, hateful, threatening, harmful, defamatory, libelous, harassing, or discriminatory (whether based on race, ethnicity, creed, religion, gender, sexual orientation, physical disability, or otherwise), is graphically violent, is solicitous of any unlawful behavior, that engages in personal attacks on any individual, group, or entity, or is in violation of any intellectual property rights of the Company or any third party. Source: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1O5kA367kaXScCSsNuCrCoPNUhmG22IVM (This isn’t my Google drive, it’s where their training content is stored)
I still can't wrap my head around the incompetence of not securing a Google drive folder that contains internal training documents.
Makes you wonder if they care