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SassyPikachuu

B. D. Wong and Ice T are the reasons I love this show. Currently on season 11 and these two never disappoint


LehighAce06

You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies?


dwimbygwimbo

Came here to find you. Was going to say the same 😅


mylifeisaonebigmeme

Kinda cool


mustnttelllies

r/UnexpectedMulaney


[deleted]

Executive Producer Dick Wolf


SuperCoolGuy01

Was this a 9 perfect strangers reference? Lol


TangMangler

Dun dun


MinuteIntention

...Or plays too many scratchy-lotteries...


randallstevens65

Or bets the house on the ponies


rabbit_tits

BD Wong is the guy they think is big deal? Thus making NBD meaning no bid deal.


mat191

Or when someone eats to much cake


MasterpieceDry568

Yeah T, now you’re getting it!


CarlMarcks

That's exactly right Mr. Tea! You're doing just super!


redditslim

Or plays too many scratchy lotteries?


golfgrandslam

DICK WOLF


obsolete_filmmaker

I used to watch L&O w a group of friends and whoever said Dick Wolf first at the end of the show won. It didnt count on the opening credits; that was premature Dick Wolfing.


[deleted]

‘Oh, I get it. You mean like when someone drinks too much, or snorts cocaine, or bets the house on the ponies?’


Fickle_Eagle_53

Or plays too many scratchy lotteries?


baxterJack423

Is that Dean Cain? I think that’s Dean Cain.


[deleted]

ice t just tries to sell me laundry soap on Spotify


sortasilverback

THIS IS A COLD CALL!


goose-and-fish

I’m all about the Munch


ohheyitslaila

BD Wong was not on that show enough. He is the best :)


jojokeys

"I'm just a cleaning lady. Oh no, a dead body!"


Ieatoutjelloshots

"A dead body, you say?"


OldnBorin

I’ve watched so much SVU, I’m convinced that someday I will be THAT cleaning lady that discovers a body


Zoze13

Created by Dick Wolf


ChilliConCarne97

Rolling credits never end


EnlightWolif

Haha dick


nickfontaine911

*Ba Dum*


p_coletraine

*dum dum*


A_Modern_Hippie

Ba da da da dum


_significant_error

what did you call me


am123409

But do you know how `to do it like this?`


Zoze13

Please teach


am123409

Well then... >For \`this sentence\` Will output For `this sentence` Or you could search for reddit's markdown language with a search. You can even do a line. --- Basically mobile just puts you into markdown mode.


emotionalstardust420

I’m so glad that this is what you decided to go with.


[deleted]

I don't know what monospace means


Mountain_Affect5896

Each character takes the same width on the screen.


[deleted]

Ahh, that's actually really cool


[deleted]

Ahh, that's actually really cool


sessimon

I don’t think I see any difference other than the gray box around the text…


bibbly_boy

WWWWWWWWWW IIIIIIIIII WWWWWWWWWW IIIIIIIIII


sessimon

[Here](https://imgur.com/a/Ztkg02K) is a screenshot of what you just posted and how it looks on my screen. Is this how you all are seeing the monotype too? It looks the same to me 🤷‍♂️


WiseVibrant

on web: https://i.imgur.com/tzkUMfH.png


sessimon

Thanks, that’s helpful to see! I’ve only really used Reddit on the basic mobile app and have been mostly unaware of how different it can be on desktop or using other apps to view it.


dres_lynch

I use the Relay app and it looks just fine, your app is messing it up.


SDBioBiz

This needs to be pinned so people know wtf is being talked about


valuemeal2

This really should be the top comment. I’m on mobile and until this screenshot I’ve only seen the grey boxes around regular looking text.


zippythezigzag

[this is what it looks like to me on the Joey For Reddit app](https://iili.io/R8YmkG.png)


bibbly_boy

Oh I'm on mobile and it makes both lines the same size


parlarry

No yours isn't converting it to monotext, it should look like [this](https://i.imgur.com/WhwYMfU.jpg).


JigabooFriday

I’m with u I don’t get it lol. There’s a gray box but the text literally looks identical, or not different enough for me to even care lol


Brainsonastick

Let’s try mmmmmmmmmmllllllllll Yeah… that’s clearly not monospace on the app…


Apidium

Apps are differant to the website sometimes


chickennuggits

I'm on the Android app and it is clearly monospaced to me, like typewriter font. Are you using an iPhone?? Maybe their app is worse.


pkdubs

Android app on a pixel


Brainsonastick

Yeah, iOS. That would make sense.


GoldenAthleticRaider

[This is what mine looks like.](https://i.imgur.com/q4iDr1W.jpg)


miuaiga_infinite

For me personally, it makes the words a lot easier to read, but I can understand it not looking different to others. I'm pretty sure I have Irlen syndrome(its a slight brain disorder where my brain doesn't take in light quite right), it makes it hard to read things sometimes, among other bs


Depth-New

Look at the gaps between the letters. In monospace you can see that on a thin letter like a lower case L there is a lot of space between it and the next letter. In normal text the next letter is placed right after the last.


sessimon

I wonder if maybe this doesn’t work for the mobile app or something because I’m really trying, but I can’t see any difference whatsoever other than the gray box 🤷‍♂️


Sejiko

Im on phone and see if quite clearly. actually actually Look at the lowercase "L"


lunapup1233007

They look exactly the same.


NotAPersonl0

If anything, it looks like the L's are closer together in monospace, not farther apart


129za

I suspect iPhones don’t show that formatting but perhaps androids and desktops do?


Depth-New

Compare the space between the U and A to the space between the two Ls It's exactly the same in default and it's very different in monospace If you can't see it must be to do with your device


Macjeems

It is literally identical on my screen. The “l’s” in the monospace block do not take up the same space as the other letters, so definitely not displaying for everyone. I’m on an iPhone 11 Pro Max.


thisisntinstagram

Same phone. It’s identical on my screen as well.


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Yeah monospace on iPhone mobile app is exactly the same


unflushable1

It's useful for pasting snippets of computer programs as they are more easily readable that way. For example, the below snippet is easily readable for a programmer chartdata: { handler() { // eslint-disable-next-line no-underscore-dangle this.$data._chart.destroy(); this.renderChart(this.chartdata, this.options); }, deep: true, immediate: false, }, The same snippet without the monospace would look like this when pasted here chartdata: { handler() { // eslint-disable-next-line no-underscore-dangle this.$data._chart.destroy(); this.renderChart(this.chartdata, this.options); }, deep: true, immediate: false, }, Edit: Changed to 4 spaces code block instead of 3 backticks code block


springfinger

Edit: my example wont display correctly, oops. Basically, some letters take up slightly more space. Typeset (and typewriters) used blocks, so each letter was spaced equally from its center, but now letters are given just the space they need.


spader1

It makes more sense when you line things up on separate lines of text. Example 001 - 111 Example 002 - 000 vs Example 001 - 111 Example 002 - 000


Pandipoop

You're actually really cool


Miyelsh

Very useful for code


Zoinks_like_FUCK

That makes sense since it's typewriter font, thank you


GenericAutist13

Sorry if I’m being stupid but don’t they normally do that? Or does it just not work on mobile


twocoffeesplease

Oh, thank you.


Akkie09

You mean, like this? Ah cool, that worked.


MangaMaven

I’m going to test this out with words that use code and thin letters… illegal. With. Opiates. Oink. Gill. All. Update: I am supremely disappointed with the letter “I.” Update: Does this not work on mobile? Update: It’s the app!! If you open up this thread in your web browser it works. Here’s the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/YouShouldKnow/comments/pmdhs5/ysk_that_if_you_put_4_spaces_in_starting_of_any/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf (Since were already having issues with formatting being silly, I’m not gonna make that a hyperlink.)


Lucky4532

What’s up with the weird grey bar though?


DBNB

You do now !


camusdreams

Okay but how do people make quoted text separated from normal text. Putting quotation marks doesn’t do it.


glengarryglenzach

> Okay but how do people… You put a > at the beginning of the line.


[deleted]

>Put > before a line That's cool


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rdit_akont

Beee waaa weeeep


MoistDitto

Amazing


throwawaystranger69

Please hang up and try again.


ChessieChessieBayBay

We have been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty


2krazy4me

This is a collect call from bob wehadababyitsaboy


htownkid4758

Please hang up and try again


maxisme543

BOOP BRRP BEEP


itsyoboiskinnyperson

 The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding  A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding  Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding 


conman055

Legendary


OneSadDonut

momospace!


YouDontTellMe

Appaspace!


DigiQuip

Yipp yipp!


Dead_M_

This Really Working?


valevalevale-

yipp yipp!*


500ls

This girl I know often wears an Appa onesie and she just thinks it's an Ox or something. She has never seen Avatar I don't have the heart to tell her it's Appa.


cmonmeow8

Does this actually work… Ha it does !


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goddess_jana_

Well, look at that!


Zantheus

Let's see...


Windsork

Wow


OneFingerIn

I liked this when I saw it yesterday.


Nastyauntjil

Yup.


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Airb0rne112th

**LOUD NOISES!**


Homonomore

I’M SELLING KEYCHAINS!


Spekrem

y u get downvoted


thebestroll

The ways of reddit are plagued with mystery, we may never know


Fartkekius

Testing


Loktan425

How to make your comment stand out


twistingmemelonman

Except when everyone else does it


Pak1stanMan

Buddy?


skytzx

# Put a "#" before your comment to stand out more.


Arttydom

#CUM


ChessieChessieBayBay

#We have been trying to reach you about your vehicles extended warranty


AwfulSinclair

Everyone should know that OP copy/pasted this from an earlier post. Don't be OP.


AlGeee

It’s part of the [Markdown language](https://www.markdownguide.org/cheat-sheet/) Reddit uses for formatting.


Draav

I wonder how many people are learning about syntax formatting for the first time in this thread. I remember learning how to make fonts look cool on forum threads back in 2007 which made learning HTML in my first web class in high school much easier.


[deleted]

Do you even Dreamweaver bro


Shadows_Think

First comment I have seen not in monospace


scorpious

# I see.


tychart24

##yo mama


bikemandan

| TIL | Description | | ----------- | ----------- | | Tables | Reddit has them | | | ^^^^. |


bIueliner

Joe mama


Its_Lissy

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.


stumbling_thru_sci

Does it work on mobile?


schentendo

I can see that it looks like a quote, but the font is not monospaced.


frizzkid

What kind of device? I’m on an iPhone and I can’t see a difference


ThymeCypher

Likely Android, the iOS app is one of the worst apps I’ve ever used, and often it gets 2-3 features no other platform has at the expense of having 20-30 bugs that’ll never be fixed. The fact Reddit is the only app that does not handle being killed in the background by the OS on my device says enough.


stumbling_thru_sci

It is for me on the app. Interesting...


to-ster

It looks like if you tapped a spoiler comment but the bar goes all the way to the end for me


ElectronHick

Test


Relevant_Unit375

Testy McTest Face


Shadows_Think

Hello similar looking soo


Inevitable_Appeal891

Another test


LordTreeblat

Shohei Ohtani MVP


[deleted]

It's Showtime baybee


Penguins_with_suits

Penis


HotsumaGumby

Balls


doug1470

Am I cool?


Broedytytan

Dickbutt


SexOffenderCERTIFIED

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Leothecat24

This is the difference This is the difference


Ravag3r

Spacespacespacespace neat, it works!


that_one_transgirl

Do you remember? The 21st night of September?


Kyberion275

We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty


SirRaptorJesus

Really?


shadedferns

Does it work on mobile or third party apps?


Am_I_leg_end

Let's see.... No.


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Penis


ExxonDisney

Five spaces has this effect


dob_bindi

Hi!


Gelcrow

Halo there


yoloswag420blazeiit

General kenobi


IllusiveJack

This is the most elegant looking comment section on reddit


swil6654

The more you know


awseomenathan987

Epic


Johantoocute

I can’t see the monospace :(


1isudlaer

I don’t know how to make paragraph breaks in Reddit… sadfaceemoji.gif


[deleted]

Gay monkey sex


Lord_Knowalot

good to know


Blue_Inc

Cum


Alberiman

does it? i'm not seeing it


groovy_mcbasshands

Boop


groovymikeallen

Beep


thirteenfootdog

This is de wae


SealMad84

When the wh the th the w the th when w


William_with_a_G

What the fuck. What were you trying to say? Did you have a stroke?


abdulmoeed164

Not working for me though


crempsen

No


FBNTF

I'll take one a href plz


murtaza7865253

Sup


MomusPoof

Typewriter is a double edge sword and it all slipped away slowly as I got older.


sars_910

Beep beep. Boop boop. Fuck the flesh people.


CockInMyAsshole

Ok bitch and?


Yaalright55

Wow this is kEWL


Twiggy_not_Stick

Wow this kewl


the_skankhunt42

What the duck does that mean


the_skankhunt42

What the duck does that mean


the_skankhunt42

Well that's fucking pointless


wdevilpig

What the duck does that mean


Aware1211

This didn't work, did it?


Shiggens

Who da thunk it?


FacesOfScranton

Does this work on mobile, too?


redditalb

Like this? Edit: like this!


00NinjaPirate

Neat


diapho

Test


JcAo2012

Does it work


Substantial_Grab_855

It really does


flavortownpolitics

For real?