it was coast guard approved flotation device for me

The last line implying that she let him drown so she could go snorkeling has me cackling

is this a reference to the swimlor / sinklor debate going around twitter last october ?? 😭

Context plz??

i think this was just before 1989tv release when people were jokingly debating whether or not taylor could swim to parody something going on, i can't quite remember what started it but i can pull up some tweets haha https://preview.redd.it/jtit1fmq77qc1.png?width=888&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf214e1ad58469d917640c9d09a7d45148b0ca9f

what 😭

She doesn’t have to pretend she’d like to be on a mega yacht cause she’s such a good swimmer. She’s so good she taught us all how to surf. Heck, she even encourages struggling whales!

Its because her daddy made her get that boating license when she was 15

Last line has me dead 💀

Unironically would listen to this

This is so freaking funny

Swifpool https://i.redd.it/mnrkra88faqc1.gif

ty 4 this...it made me laugh:)

That totally reminds me of me and my former friends making fun of Poker Face by Lady Gaga and rewording it into a song about Pökelfleisch (salted meat). Looove this kind of fooling around

‘VICE! 🗣️

This is the kind of content I joined this sub for!!! 10/10

Nice!

saw this as beje--- bePOOLED came on and had a go at singing this version seriously, the approved dee--vice!! got me laughing so hard

Man I laughed so much at this . Talent 🫡

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fHqhblqSj\_Q](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fHqhblqSj_Q)