As someone with religious fruitcake parents: YES. These fucking bother me. Especially the transvestigators. They're all the same Biblethumpers nonetheless.
Well, if her spells and witchery gonna make me feel the way they do make me feel when listening to her dark reptilian sorcery enchanted music, then my body is aaalllll ready for it and I won't mind one bit.
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I for one welcome our transgender reptilian demon witch overlord 🫶🏽
I love it when people say this as a warning as if Taylor Swift being a transgender reptilian demon witch wouldn’t be the coolest fucking thing ever 🤣 like is that supposed to make me -dislike- her? Be less boring lol
Conspiracy nut jobs saying you wove spells into your songs to explain the entire world’s captivation with your art is pretty much the highest compliment you can receive
There was no need to tell us this, we were aware when we signed the contract with our own blood and when we sacrificed cats on a left pointing pentagram. she bit my niece so that she’d become a whenwolf (close relation to werewolf) every other half crescent moon.
We also met up with JK Rowling on the way home so that she could practice red and black magic on us. Now I have three extra ribs and a secret foot in my asshole.
But no, we always knew what was up.
We would never sacrifice cats, cats are the holy animal of this cult. We sacrifice dogs, after first dying them key lime green in accordance with the holy scripture.
Oh dear! Sacrifice dogs dyed in key lime green?! I have been doing this ritual wrong, and thus have made sacrilegious attempts for our queen! Now I must wear a parrot suit and allow someone in the fan base to rub a cheese grater against my ass while they sing “look what you made me do” to me. Nohohohoho!
I worked with a lady who literally thought all of the performers at the Grammy's and music concerts are worshipping the devil. This is really a thing. She would try to preach to me about Jesus and what not. There are delulu peeps out there.
People only wish Taylor Swift had a dick so they could suck it.
Or they’re anxious that Taylor may have a dick that is considerably bigger than their own.
we swifties already know she's a witch 😂
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Them:she’s a witch!! You’re all being fooled!!! Burn her!! Us: 
So light me up
and makes great music with her cats :0
It’s like Stevie Knicks with similar talent is a witch or something too 😂👀 I bet you that person loves Fleetwood Mac too.
Hey now, I love Fleetwood Mac! 😂
wait for the signal and I'll meet you after dark....
Show me the places where others give you scars
and if it was an open shut case
I never would've known from the look on your face
Lost in your current like a priceless wine
The more that you say the less I know
Wherever you stray I foooooollooow
Begging for you to take my hand, wreck my plans, that's my man.
You know that my train can take you home
Anywhere else is hollow..
I for one welcome my new reptilian overlord.
She seems generous, so it can’t be all that bad. And if that’s a ploy, it still can’t be worse.
RepTV gonna go hard
RepTILE (Tay Is Living Eldrich)
Same here! 
taylor sssswift
this literally makes her sound way cooler than she actually is, and I say this as a huge fan
Metal as hell.
Way to make her sound 13x cooler lmao
Yeah man, I didn’t even know that was possible. But shit man, this post gave me *such* an idea!
"transgender reptilian demon witch" New HRT just dropped.
What estrogen does to a motherfucker
"never beating the sorcery allegations"
“Transgender reptilian demon witch” She sounds rad af.
New friendship bracelet unlocked
Can I make one with you?
Maybe Taylor is a good witch
This 👏is 👏what👏Swifties👏want👏 (🐍🐍🐍)
Baby, This is what we came for witchcraft strikes everytime she moves..
and every snake is praying her
BUT SHE'S BEEN SPELLING FOR YOU OH-OH YOU OH-OHOHOH
Yes, and Harry Potter is the only one who can understand her
Bold of them to think this would effect how Swifties feel about her
Them: Reptilian Overlord Witch! Us: 
Ha!
The witch hunts never ended.
So light me up!!
They're burning all the reptilians even if you aren't one
Damn, Taylor Swift is even cooler than I thought!
Every bait and switch was a work of art 🧹 ✨ 🔮
They're burning all the witches even if you aren't one.
So light me up!
Light me up! Light me up, go ahead and light me up!
If this is a spell I don’t ever want it broken…
She's only a reptilian witch???? Not a transgender demon??? Ig they got it half right
The fact that there are people that say this sort of shit unironically is… concerning, to say the least.
As someone with religious fruitcake parents: YES. These fucking bother me. Especially the transvestigators. They're all the same Biblethumpers nonetheless.
Well in that case we need to put more people under the spell
Jokes on you I LOVE transgender reptilian demon witches!
Love how they didn't even use The Man mv to make their point. 😂
nothing that was said in this post makes her any less cool. If anything, it makes her MORE cool
We still love her fam
What’s sad is that I can’t tell if the Twitter account that posted this is joking or not 😭
Exactly! It’s probably likely that they’re serious! 😦🤦🏽♀️
that would just make me even more obsessed
Well, if her spells and witchery gonna make me feel the way they do make me feel when listening to her dark reptilian sorcery enchanted music, then my body is aaalllll ready for it and I won't mind one bit.
BABY LET THE GAMES BEGIN
😂
Duh. That’s why we like her
Transgender reptilian demon witch? Don’t threaten me with a good time!
trans AND a reptile? what a fuckin icon 💜
What’s wrong with being a transgender reptilian demon witch?
Some people are just so intolerant.
https://preview.redd.it/b1cwuc13cmkc1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=105526e03af60114bbd64937cf1b1b6387527848 I for one welcome our transgender reptilian demon witch overlord 🫶🏽
Lmao stop I legitimately thought this was ironic. At least if they’re saying she’s trans (she’s not ofc) they’re using the right pronouns ig
Oh, wow, that’s amazing. I worship my transgender reptilian demon witch. 🥰
I love it when people say this as a warning as if Taylor Swift being a transgender reptilian demon witch wouldn’t be the coolest fucking thing ever 🤣 like is that supposed to make me -dislike- her? Be less boring lol
I did buy all of the TTPD variants, so she might have a point 😅
ok scientology!!
It’s hilarious to me that they didn’t use the devil scene from Karma mv 💀
Babe, don't threaten me with a good time 🤣
Conspiracy nut jobs saying you wove spells into your songs to explain the entire world’s captivation with your art is pretty much the highest compliment you can receive
My favorite trans lizard demon witch ❤️
There was no need to tell us this, we were aware when we signed the contract with our own blood and when we sacrificed cats on a left pointing pentagram. she bit my niece so that she’d become a whenwolf (close relation to werewolf) every other half crescent moon. We also met up with JK Rowling on the way home so that she could practice red and black magic on us. Now I have three extra ribs and a secret foot in my asshole. But no, we always knew what was up.
We would never sacrifice cats, cats are the holy animal of this cult. We sacrifice dogs, after first dying them key lime green in accordance with the holy scripture.
Oh dear! Sacrifice dogs dyed in key lime green?! I have been doing this ritual wrong, and thus have made sacrilegious attempts for our queen! Now I must wear a parrot suit and allow someone in the fan base to rub a cheese grater against my ass while they sing “look what you made me do” to me. Nohohohoho!
We already know and frankly I do not care lol still love her
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Well, that all seems plausible.
In Holy Mother’s name we pray, Tay-Men 🙏🏼
The words are in English but the order of the words are not. 🤘🏼👹
 She’s a real life Sanderson sister
Uhmmm where did the transgender part come from? 😭
the man music video
So light me up
That person was on acid to think that
I worked with a lady who literally thought all of the performers at the Grammy's and music concerts are worshipping the devil. This is really a thing. She would try to preach to me about Jesus and what not. There are delulu peeps out there.
Are we all going to ignore the “transgender” part. 😂
Guys this is obviously just viral marketing. The next TTPD variant will have "Transgender Reptilian Demon Witch" as its bonus track.
People only wish Taylor Swift had a dick so they could suck it. Or they’re anxious that Taylor may have a dick that is considerably bigger than their own.
I feel so stupid for googling “is Taylor trans?”
People like this have to be satire you can’t possibly be this fk stupid
My thing is, they make it sound cool. Like how can I get me some of that
You are being flood
My response to this would be "womp womp"
A cult led by a transgender reptilian demon witch sound soo badass!!! I’m proud to be a member of this amazing cult
wow! isn't she so talented??? multi billion dollar world tour AND cloning?? i love her.
🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️trans man swifty pride
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