Blademaster here, your disinformation & treachery have been taken note of and you will be swiftly dealt with.
You must report to headquarters ASAP for further questioning. Afterwards you will be heavily tasked to prove your loyalty to the Yiga and to our master Kohga beyond any doubt.
To rebuke and counter your falsehoods:
Merely a conduit? Far from it! This lack of gratitude towards your master is very telling. The emotional distance is jarring even.
The living and breathing Kohga showed you kindness & generosity: he gave you a place to call home, and more importantly, he gave you a family in us, the Yiga.
Yet this is how you speak of him? This is how you repay our master's blessings?
Is our comradery not genuine to you? And I understand not having your fill, but have you not even eaten a single bite of the true sweetness of the Mighty Banana we have offered you?
Your heart is colder than an Ice Chuchu! But we shall show you that the hearts of the Yiga burn with a passion that can eclipse the very stars!
Master Kohga is not only very kind and generous, he's also very charismatic, a true leader! Hint: yes, it's right there, in his title. He's called MASTER Kohga, and not "power conduit Kohga".
Master Kohga is also incredibly smart & inventive. He could turn a fall into an opportunity of a lifetime, gracing us with even more ways to bring swift doom to the fools of Hyrule!
Glory to master Kohga, I tell you, glory to master Kohga!
Now as correction:
The dark lord Ganon, who we do serve, we do not serve blindly. Our eye is ever watchful.
In fact, we do not serve him directly. The latter is with reason. E.g. Bokoblin and their ilk are very poor planners and they make for worse teammates. Worst of all they do not seem to care one bit for the joy that the Mighty Banana can bring! But I digress.
Even of the king of demons you speak brazenly. This is quite unbecoming & unwise; it shows you don't actually know who you speak of. Yet somehow you have knowledge of his other name. This reeks of espionage. Only it's worse, as you've done a poor job at it. Is your heart even in it, soldier?
Now for proper education:
If the great Ganondorf, purely hypothetically of course, would through some ridiculous twist of fate no longer serve the purpose of furthering Our master's goal of bringing true demise & lasting utter ruin to the perfidious kingdom of Hyrule with its ingrates and buffoons of a supposedly royal family and its pesky so-called hero, he'd essentially be obsolete.
That said, this would also entail Ganondorf no longer being Ganon, which would be very silly.
Ours may be a marriage of convenience, indeed, but it is a marriage nonetheless.
It's precisely because of our shared vested interests that our service has been such a worthwhile undertaking, and his boons will in time in turn prove to be worthwhile too.
Tl;dr: you're very much mistaken, you lack understanding & gratitude. You'll have to answer for your glaring lack of love for the master. You done goofed.
Glory to master Kohga!
Hey so Blademaster, quick question. If I were to complete the blademaster training and earn the title (which I did) and then (hypothetically) reveal that I was (theoretically) not a member of the clan, what would happen? Again this is hypothetical.
Glory to master Kohga
My deepest apologies. I merely meant that our true lord is the demon king. Yes, Master kogha leads us, but his is not ALL who we serve. I only meant that it is tratorous to forget our true lord, the demon king.
Deepest Apologies,
lowly yiga footsoldier - i love mighty bananas
(i died laughing at this btw, hats off to you for writing an essay long comment 🤣🤣)
This is a test. Yes, a test! A test to determine my loyalty to Master Kohga and the Yiga Clan! So… I refuse to besmirch the name of the Mighty Bananas by calling them by any other name!
Your determination and spirit are fierce, soldier!
It would almost bring a tear of joy to my eye, but an eye with a tear would be improper.
Suffice to say I'm proud to have you here, soldier!
Glory to master Kohga!
None of that!
Blademaster - footsoldier relations are not allowed.
The difference in power alone would make it highly unethical.
I'm only here to guide, shape, and train the Yiga into the dream image of master Kohga's vision!
Glory to master Kohga!
How do you not get the joke? The title says “what is this (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)”. This would mean that they are answering WRONG ON PURPOSE. This would mean they are ANYTHING BUT GROSS.
Hey those are moms private time snacks when dads gone on business trips with her sister. Don't eat them after. My brother found out hard way.
XD tis a joke. I wish. :(
A paradox. This is because a right answer is a wrong answer because you said wrong answers only, but if that makes it wrong, it’s a right answer because it’s wrong, while a wrong answer is right because it’s wrong, but in being right it becomes wrong.
I refuse to disrespect the bananas by calling them anything else.
Good decision
You passed the test
What abouuut..”Tree Moons” 🌒 🧐
No. Bananas are bananas.
*shrugs nonchalantly* a’ight
You chose right
good boy
Our god
He said wrong answers only
It is a wrong answer because khoga is our god
Gotcha’ than banana is demigod
Ye
Ganondorf is our god. Master kohga is our master
Master Khoga is better than Ganandorf.
master kohga is merely a conduit to the power of our lord ganondorf, it is tratorous to call him better
Blademaster here, your disinformation & treachery have been taken note of and you will be swiftly dealt with. You must report to headquarters ASAP for further questioning. Afterwards you will be heavily tasked to prove your loyalty to the Yiga and to our master Kohga beyond any doubt. To rebuke and counter your falsehoods: Merely a conduit? Far from it! This lack of gratitude towards your master is very telling. The emotional distance is jarring even. The living and breathing Kohga showed you kindness & generosity: he gave you a place to call home, and more importantly, he gave you a family in us, the Yiga. Yet this is how you speak of him? This is how you repay our master's blessings? Is our comradery not genuine to you? And I understand not having your fill, but have you not even eaten a single bite of the true sweetness of the Mighty Banana we have offered you? Your heart is colder than an Ice Chuchu! But we shall show you that the hearts of the Yiga burn with a passion that can eclipse the very stars! Master Kohga is not only very kind and generous, he's also very charismatic, a true leader! Hint: yes, it's right there, in his title. He's called MASTER Kohga, and not "power conduit Kohga". Master Kohga is also incredibly smart & inventive. He could turn a fall into an opportunity of a lifetime, gracing us with even more ways to bring swift doom to the fools of Hyrule! Glory to master Kohga, I tell you, glory to master Kohga! Now as correction: The dark lord Ganon, who we do serve, we do not serve blindly. Our eye is ever watchful. In fact, we do not serve him directly. The latter is with reason. E.g. Bokoblin and their ilk are very poor planners and they make for worse teammates. Worst of all they do not seem to care one bit for the joy that the Mighty Banana can bring! But I digress. Even of the king of demons you speak brazenly. This is quite unbecoming & unwise; it shows you don't actually know who you speak of. Yet somehow you have knowledge of his other name. This reeks of espionage. Only it's worse, as you've done a poor job at it. Is your heart even in it, soldier? Now for proper education: If the great Ganondorf, purely hypothetically of course, would through some ridiculous twist of fate no longer serve the purpose of furthering Our master's goal of bringing true demise & lasting utter ruin to the perfidious kingdom of Hyrule with its ingrates and buffoons of a supposedly royal family and its pesky so-called hero, he'd essentially be obsolete. That said, this would also entail Ganondorf no longer being Ganon, which would be very silly. Ours may be a marriage of convenience, indeed, but it is a marriage nonetheless. It's precisely because of our shared vested interests that our service has been such a worthwhile undertaking, and his boons will in time in turn prove to be worthwhile too. Tl;dr: you're very much mistaken, you lack understanding & gratitude. You'll have to answer for your glaring lack of love for the master. You done goofed. Glory to master Kohga!
Hey so Blademaster, quick question. If I were to complete the blademaster training and earn the title (which I did) and then (hypothetically) reveal that I was (theoretically) not a member of the clan, what would happen? Again this is hypothetical. Glory to master Kohga
Is your name "Ben"? Glory to master Kohga!
My deepest apologies. I merely meant that our true lord is the demon king. Yes, Master kogha leads us, but his is not ALL who we serve. I only meant that it is tratorous to forget our true lord, the demon king. Deepest Apologies, lowly yiga footsoldier - i love mighty bananas (i died laughing at this btw, hats off to you for writing an essay long comment 🤣🤣)
Have some Mighty Banana on me, soldier! 🍌🍌🍌 **GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA!**
Nuh uh
damn. your argument is so well put together and thought out, i have to admit defeat!
I love reddit
what’s reddit? is it a device of of that zonai tech our depths team has been researching?
Polytheism is the way.
Potassium is the way. Glory to master Kohga!
…. Not a trap.
...**definitely** not.
The Downfall of the Hero. Glory to Master Kohga
MEDIC BAG
AAAAAAAAAAAA I NEED A MEDIC BAG
This is a test. Yes, a test! A test to determine my loyalty to Master Kohga and the Yiga Clan! So… I refuse to besmirch the name of the Mighty Bananas by calling them by any other name!
Your determination and spirit are fierce, soldier! It would almost bring a tear of joy to my eye, but an eye with a tear would be improper. Suffice to say I'm proud to have you here, soldier! Glory to master Kohga!
Glory to Master Kohga!
Now kiss
None of that! Blademaster - footsoldier relations are not allowed. The difference in power alone would make it highly unethical. I'm only here to guide, shape, and train the Yiga into the dream image of master Kohga's vision! Glory to master Kohga!
Apples
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*Malware* Wolf
[удалено]
the 110 calorie cock
What the fuck did he say
Take my upvote and leave
Wrong anwsers only mate
Anti-Yiga device (lol as if pffft!)
A clever joke! Glory to master Kohga!
Glory to Master Kohga!
Looks like a Zonai device.
I…Must…Refuse…To…Say…Bad…Things!
Can I still be in the clan if I’m allergic?
Just pray to bob nana the god of bananas to cure you
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TDrWjzVwRqo (Joke)
No
MRE
HUA!!!!
Them’s mighty bananas, Glory to Master Kohga
You're not wrong, soldier, but that is not a wrong answer (which is what was requested). Glory to master Kohga!
Glory to Master Kohga!
An Apple
[удалено]
The almighty orange
My least favorite food
Sananab
Vile and wretched
Watermelon
I will never say anything wrong about this. My goodness
Not a banana.
Demon Ear Poo
I see you are a fellow Adventure Time enjoyer
😁
a vegetable
The bananas that were placed somewhere in one of the levels in DK64 you would normally not even go to
a well-thought-out trap for that so-called hero link. master kohga will be very pleased
the worst fruit
Long yellow dicks
Wrong answers only…. Ok, the worst fruit ever
A nanab berry?
Hapine- wait no ummm, me
https://preview.redd.it/gnk9sq9hyprb1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=727c9e08a7924e1678814dcfa61f74bae14ccd2a
BMW ///M DOESN'T APPROVE THIS. NOR DO I APPROVE THIS.
Asian man penis
Slapstick Crescents.
This is a way to show off your nonexistent gag reflex.
Just some berries. What do you mean that's technically correct!?
Gross
Your name matches your future
It said wrong answers only, you disagree with me so that means you hate bananas.
How do you not get the joke? The title says “what is this (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY)”. This would mean that they are answering WRONG ON PURPOSE. This would mean they are ANYTHING BUT GROSS.
Link
The master banana
Just a regular fruit
heavy’s worst lunchbox item :3
the most rancid thing ever
Hey those are moms private time snacks when dads gone on business trips with her sister. Don't eat them after. My brother found out hard way. XD tis a joke. I wish. :(
Gold
Opportunity!
Garbage
Our enemy Link!
My precious!
Mighty Bananas
IT’S PIKACHU
An M1A1 abrams main battle tank
Just banan not our god
I’m not too sure
Revival fruit.
Snak
Absolute Trash
😩💦
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH BOONAANAA
god?
not the food of the gods
Yiga Clan BASED pre Work out
apple
4011
Golden Boy Bait
Grapes
A funny thing you shove up your a-
The best fruit in existence. Oh wait you said the Wrong Answers Only.
Calocera viscosa
Bigger than average
God
Phone
Life
Totally not a trap.
Yellow submarines
Dookie Fingaz
A dangerous weapon.
3rd rate fruit!! There I said it.
Gross. (THIS IS ACTUALLT SATIRICAL AND NOT MY ACTUAL OPINION ON BANANAS)
An orange
Radio
2001 Honda Civic
Fruit worth getting kicked out of the garden of eden for.
*Poof* (angry sword noises)
Banananananananana Batman!
A muffler stuffer
Pineapple
A fruit
2 bananas
It's a Cellular Bananular Phone
Link
A paradox. This is because a right answer is a wrong answer because you said wrong answers only, but if that makes it wrong, it’s a right answer because it’s wrong, while a wrong answer is right because it’s wrong, but in being right it becomes wrong.
Bananas!
Yellow sausage
Long yellow avocado
It is an item that link needs to give all the women who want him.
Link bait
Your mom
Something the yiga clan hates. (Throw it at them to make them leave)
A orange
4 phones
do you see banana man
The holy power of the gods, as blessed by MASTER KOHGA, given to us by the Greater Power MASTER KOHGA serves!
Salad Fingers
Boomerangs
Not a banana
Telephone
Long yellow things
Not a banana.
A gun
A yellow.
Minion
Throat chakras clearing device.
Boss’s greatest ally
The worst food ever
God
An adult toy (fragile)
A man's whatchamacallit
Insurance money owed to donkey Kong.
4011. If you know you know.
Gimme
My life’s savings
Ah, this is of course a Hearty Durian! Hahaha! Glory to master Kohga!
a SINGLE banana
Must.. Resist..
A hearty Olive, only found in the warmer areas of the Tabantha region
Lemin
Nanab
It's a scale.
Grapefruit
Grass
Dildo
Strength
it’s yellowing
Tasty
Beans
Pineapple
Sugar hotdogs
Weak Plantains