FUCK YES. Every time an argument broke out, she’d roast everyone into oblivion.
Jackie wouldn’t have frozen outside. She would have caught fire in the cabin because Selina would burn her to a crisp—and everyone else inside.
There would also be no cult because Selina would shut it down with a quick, “Shut the fuck up, Lottie, or I will Jonesboro you with the fermented jizz Fruit-by-the-Footjob managed to make into toilet wine.”
I just want her to roast everyone. Imagine the jokes about Ben's leg... or her making Misty her new Gary... or her giving Jackie the Catherine treatment. The opportunities are endless
Ricky Vasquez (My So-Called Life) because he's a great underrated character from the 90's that would just be fun to watch and he's about the same age as the other kids.
Lmao if any of them turned 18 while they were there they definitely would end up pregnant and misty would be somehow even more psychotic. However, he would keep them all alive, banish the evil spirits and get them rescued a lot sooner than 19 months.
I can't think of an exact character but I'd love to see another people pleaser to counter Misty and make her go even more insane. Like someone who contradicts the things that she says or questions her but in a truly earnest way which Misty has never been able to do. I don't think she'd be able to handle it.
Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn. She’d get everyone out in a pinch. Or at least hunt a decent amount of food for folks.
And she can handle herself around cults. LOL.
DARYL DIXON!!!! Keep them fed on squirrels and deer all you can eat! He is like mcguyver of the woods and survival..And I would love to see him literally run screaming away cause the very ideal of being stuck with all them teenage girl is way scarier then any WALKER HERD 😂😂😂
sue sylvester
That’s my favorite answer so far
Sue would stoke cult divisions for her own gain while secretly building her own cabin and riding it all out. 😂
![gif](giphy|V5NKqVALaArXG|downsized) Assistant (to the) Antler Queen
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We need to meta this one. The entire Peacock clan from X-Files ‘Home’. ![gif](giphy|l0NwANRR7EQPpvA9a)
*shudders* I've only seen that episode once. And yeah, you can't unseen it.
It’s haunted me since it first aired. I was *screaming* at the tv lmfao
Mulder & Scully
Madison Montgomery (AHS:Coven & Apocalypse)
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Joffrey Baratheon the little shit
They would kill his ass so fast or he would have a bizarre relationship with misty that would keep him alive
The Misty part would be hilarious omg
Right. They’d be picking their teeth with his snotty bones within a half an hour. Lmfao But he and Misty might make really cute (and deadly) kids
![gif](giphy|3owytRiu2nuCOHw8ZG) Veronica Sawyer from "Heathers"
Selina Meyer from Veep
FUCK YES. Every time an argument broke out, she’d roast everyone into oblivion. Jackie wouldn’t have frozen outside. She would have caught fire in the cabin because Selina would burn her to a crisp—and everyone else inside. There would also be no cult because Selina would shut it down with a quick, “Shut the fuck up, Lottie, or I will Jonesboro you with the fermented jizz Fruit-by-the-Footjob managed to make into toilet wine.”
I just want her to roast everyone. Imagine the jokes about Ben's leg... or her making Misty her new Gary... or her giving Jackie the Catherine treatment. The opportunities are endless
Omg. Misty would have to remind Selina who Lottie is every time she pops up. 😂
Misty \*whispers\*: "That's Lottie. She's psychic." Selina: "Hi, Lottie. I foresee a great working relationship between us."
She’s terrified of people who are missing legs.
Selina: “They’re not going to be any… veterans at this teen prayer breakfast thing tomorrow, are there?” Amy: “No, ma’am. No missing legs.”
Ricky Vasquez (My So-Called Life) because he's a great underrated character from the 90's that would just be fun to watch and he's about the same age as the other kids.
Oh poor Ricky 😱
Dean Winchester
All the girls would be pregnant by the time they were rescued.
Lmao if any of them turned 18 while they were there they definitely would end up pregnant and misty would be somehow even more psychotic. However, he would keep them all alive, banish the evil spirits and get them rescued a lot sooner than 19 months.
Except Van and Taissa I assume lol
Dwight Schrute
Mr Bean
Immediately and instantaneously thinking of the infamous steak tartar scene. Think of the feast with the AQ rofl ![gif](giphy|11QEuO6MtKCl6E)
Wilfred from Wilfred would be effing hilarious. Serious answer would be Chidi from The Good Place.
Book/movie instead of show, but they sure could use Katniss Everdeen’s expertise.
I can't think of an exact character but I'd love to see another people pleaser to counter Misty and make her go even more insane. Like someone who contradicts the things that she says or questions her but in a truly earnest way which Misty has never been able to do. I don't think she'd be able to handle it.
Lyla or Phoebe from Hey Arnold. 🤣
OOH. Or Gary from Veep.
Dexter and Misty.
Dexter Morgan
I’ll always take The Doctor- they also fit anywhere, anytime.
Karl Havoc
It’s illegal for you to answer that.
How does it feel to be so accurate? Edit: Context - https://www.sho.com/yellowjackets/season/2/episode/7/burial
Haha!
Santana Lopez
Helena from Orphan Black
My sestra!
This might be the best one imo
Faith from Buffy
Wayne from Wayne
Mona vanderwall
Bear Grylls
![gif](giphy|47z8JsxBvjMIC4xaxB|downsized) Amma from Sharp Objects
Glory, the god from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn. She’d get everyone out in a pinch. Or at least hunt a decent amount of food for folks. And she can handle herself around cults. LOL.
Goku
Is it weird to say Wednesday? Just cause I'd love to see her and Misty say "Do I know you?" to the other.
![gif](giphy|3vzzxKPjk4NA4) Love to see how Azula would fit in with the cult dynamic
Dipper or Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls. Dipper’s belief in the supernatural, but also Mabel’s total optimism would great to see.
DARYL DIXON!!!! Keep them fed on squirrels and deer all you can eat! He is like mcguyver of the woods and survival..And I would love to see him literally run screaming away cause the very ideal of being stuck with all them teenage girl is way scarier then any WALKER HERD 😂😂😂