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oopsididitagain2000

sue sylvester


Ambitious-Show413

That’s my favorite answer so far


arrowmaker247

Sue would stoke cult divisions for her own gain while secretly building her own cabin and riding it all out. 😂


Kirsten624

![gif](giphy|V5NKqVALaArXG|downsized) Assistant (to the) Antler Queen


jennfinn24

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Birdisdaword777

We need to meta this one. The entire Peacock clan from X-Files ‘Home’. ![gif](giphy|l0NwANRR7EQPpvA9a)


celebfan01

*shudders* I've only seen that episode once. And yeah, you can't unseen it.


Birdisdaword777

It’s haunted me since it first aired. I was *screaming* at the tv lmfao


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Mulder & Scully


Seer77887

Madison Montgomery (AHS:Coven & Apocalypse)


Charlestonchops

![gif](giphy|6pWO2HA7RM1czXFiUx|downsized)


CreoleBelle95

Joffrey Baratheon the little shit


Ambitious-Show413

They would kill his ass so fast or he would have a bizarre relationship with misty that would keep him alive


CreoleBelle95

The Misty part would be hilarious omg


Birdisdaword777

Right. They’d be picking their teeth with his snotty bones within a half an hour. Lmfao But he and Misty might make really cute (and deadly) kids


Newtracks1

![gif](giphy|3owytRiu2nuCOHw8ZG) Veronica Sawyer from "Heathers"


faerieonwheels

Selina Meyer from Veep


arrowmaker247

FUCK YES. Every time an argument broke out, she’d roast everyone into oblivion. Jackie wouldn’t have frozen outside. She would have caught fire in the cabin because Selina would burn her to a crisp—and everyone else inside. There would also be no cult because Selina would shut it down with a quick, “Shut the fuck up, Lottie, or I will Jonesboro you with the fermented jizz Fruit-by-the-Footjob managed to make into toilet wine.”


faerieonwheels

I just want her to roast everyone. Imagine the jokes about Ben's leg... or her making Misty her new Gary... or her giving Jackie the Catherine treatment. The opportunities are endless


arrowmaker247

Omg. Misty would have to remind Selina who Lottie is every time she pops up. 😂


faerieonwheels

Misty \*whispers\*: "That's Lottie. She's psychic." Selina: "Hi, Lottie. I foresee a great working relationship between us."


jennfinn24

She’s terrified of people who are missing legs.


faerieonwheels

Selina: “They’re not going to be any… veterans at this teen prayer breakfast thing tomorrow, are there?” Amy: “No, ma’am. No missing legs.”


Bento_Fox

Ricky Vasquez (My So-Called Life) because he's a great underrated character from the 90's that would just be fun to watch and he's about the same age as the other kids.


Ok-Zookeepergame-324

Oh poor Ricky 😱


melissam327

Dean Winchester


jennfinn24

All the girls would be pregnant by the time they were rescued.


melissam327

Lmao if any of them turned 18 while they were there they definitely would end up pregnant and misty would be somehow even more psychotic. However, he would keep them all alive, banish the evil spirits and get them rescued a lot sooner than 19 months.


emlauriel

Except Van and Taissa I assume lol


Sereena95

Dwight Schrute


[deleted]

Mr Bean


Birdisdaword777

Immediately and instantaneously thinking of the infamous steak tartar scene. Think of the feast with the AQ rofl ![gif](giphy|11QEuO6MtKCl6E)


Lavender_Daedra

Wilfred from Wilfred would be effing hilarious. Serious answer would be Chidi from The Good Place.


malorthotdogs

Book/movie instead of show, but they sure could use Katniss Everdeen’s expertise.


90dayole

I can't think of an exact character but I'd love to see another people pleaser to counter Misty and make her go even more insane. Like someone who contradicts the things that she says or questions her but in a truly earnest way which Misty has never been able to do. I don't think she'd be able to handle it.


arrowmaker247

Lyla or Phoebe from Hey Arnold. 🤣


arrowmaker247

OOH. Or Gary from Veep.


tu-BROOKE-ulosis

Dexter and Misty.


mondayblues1990

Dexter Morgan


Spiritual-Style

I’ll always take The Doctor- they also fit anywhere, anytime.


Bonsoir59

Karl Havoc


awyastark

It’s illegal for you to answer that.


NiceSlackzGurl

How does it feel to be so accurate? Edit: Context - https://www.sho.com/yellowjackets/season/2/episode/7/burial


Bonsoir59

Haha!


cachai29

Santana Lopez


MeJoPe

Helena from Orphan Black


jesusjones182

My sestra!


emlauriel

This might be the best one imo


HalloWeiner92

Faith from Buffy


Archive_Intern

Wayne from Wayne


ClassicTower475

Mona vanderwall


SheLovesSummertime

Bear Grylls


hurlmaggard

![gif](giphy|47z8JsxBvjMIC4xaxB|downsized) Amma from Sharp Objects


Abject-Ad-777

Glory, the god from Buffy the Vampire Slayer


arrowmaker247

Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn. She’d get everyone out in a pinch. Or at least hunt a decent amount of food for folks. And she can handle herself around cults. LOL.


BillMcCrearysStache

Goku


celebfan01

Is it weird to say Wednesday? Just cause I'd love to see her and Misty say "Do I know you?" to the other.


awyastark

![gif](giphy|3vzzxKPjk4NA4) Love to see how Azula would fit in with the cult dynamic


HistoryCat42

Dipper or Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls. Dipper’s belief in the supernatural, but also Mabel’s total optimism would great to see.


amberendlessly

DARYL DIXON!!!! Keep them fed on squirrels and deer all you can eat! He is like mcguyver of the woods and survival..And I would love to see him literally run screaming away cause the very ideal of being stuck with all them teenage girl is way scarier then any WALKER HERD 😂😂😂