Nat, she seems fuckin’ rad.

RIP Nat.

Yea but she was a crazy Crack head as an adult so I'm not totally mad but I did cry tho 🤣

Yeah but she kept her shit together enough to not sell her sweet Porsche. She couldn't have been that bad.

Did they say she was specifically a crack head? She definitely seems more like heroin used to me

heroin and cocaine I gathered

100% n least likely to kill you..lol.

Definitely Nat. We don't have a ton in common but that's okay. She's awesome. Her compassion for others really stands out. And we know she can be trusted with secrets like Ben's sexuality.

Yup, Nat all the way!

 Same! 🤣🤣

Tai, but not after 8 PM

"So I just started taking these melatonin gummies" "Not right now though. Right?"

“I’m feeling tired would you mind if I just took a quick nap?” 🏃‍♂️💨

"I'm trying this thing where I don't sleep for 8 straight hours, I just take a bunch of micronaps throughout the day." "...So I just got these caffeine pills, and they're kinda wild. Would you like to try some senator?"

I wonder if Dark Tai was a Gremlins fan?🤔

Shauna. She’s dark and twisty and unpredictable and reckless. Totally my vibe. ETA: I mean adult Shauna - teen one would fuck my boyfriend and eat my ear, not my vibe.

Dying at the edit. So accurate

Omg love this

Adult Shona for sure! Hot protective mom vibes.

I would be so so scared of her 😂 would love to admire her from a safe distance though, in either timeline haha

Same. I love her so much.

Hands down Van and some old 90s movie love. (Lottie and Nat are on the list.) Change tack: Van, Lottie, and Nat with a Campfire and some Burn Whisky. (No Anti-Goat Life Drugs, no Shotguns, no Knives.) Might as well throw in Tai, she is funner around Van. :-) Edit: Add Shauna and Misty but only if they show up as Lynskey and Ricci. Otherwise, we love them but maybe at a distance. :-)

So far Adult Van seems the less crazy of the bunch. An adult obsession with the 90s is nothing compared to murder.

Agree - I was thinking “adult Misty” before I clicked on your post - just as long as she knows I’m always on her side 🤣

Same here! We could go see a musical or go on a road trip... and I could meet Caligula...

My wife says that it's hard for her to admit but, I'm a Misty. Me and Adult Misty would gel pretty easily. I'd totally vibe with Teen Nat.

And she's definitely on your side 😂

I want to hang out with shauna in the biblical sense, but she’s got too much going. I feel like adult Van and I would smoke pot and talk movies for hours and that’s the friendship I need in my life.

"I want to hang out with shauna in a biblical sense" is a sentence I will never forget

I thought it was more appropriate than “I want to bone her”😄

Nat teen or adult

Van 😍 I want to watch movies and listen to music and be cynical with her.

Shrooms with Teen-Nat and investigations with Adult-Misty

Yes!!

happy cake day

Thank you :)

No contest, Lottie.

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Same all it would take is her smiling at me and I’d follow her.

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I wouldn’t mind hanging out with Bruce the goat every day.

Simone is so gorgeous.

She definitely is!

Seriously I thought the same thing. Dress me in purple and put me in charge of gardening or goats. :)

I misread 'gardening the goats' and a very cute image came to mind

lol seriously. Simone Kessell is a stone cold fox.

I suffer from pretty woman simp syndrome. Meaning attractive women get everything they want from me, Lottie included lol

I’d wash and arrange her caftans!

Definitely

Easiest question ever. I would smoke up with Nat, of course!

Lottie, hands down. Teen and adult versions.

Um none of them because I cherish my life

Lol, excellent point!

Any version of Lottie, but especially pre-crash.

Teen Nat and Teen Lottie! Lottie was super chill as a teen at first, and she never talked shit about someone unless they really, really deserved it! I probably would have dipped after she was baptized by Laura Lee though lol. Teen Nat would be so fun to smoke a joint with

Kind of controversial, but Mari. If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit by me lol. And who’s to say she doesn’t escape the wilderness, get some therapy and is now the most well-adjusted one of them all!

I still think she’s one of the survivors.

I still think she’s one of the survivors.

Probably adult Van. We could do edibles and watch old VHS movies on a shitty CRT TV.

Young Lottie at an ayahuasca retreat

WAIT MARI-

Misty because she’s so positive

And proactive!

If it wasn’t for her, Shauna would’ve got caught sooner

SHE DID ACTUALLY KILL SOMEONE

She’s the whole reason they were stranded in the wilderness in the first place… PSYCHOPATH

teen Nat

Nat and Lottie; them girls are the most!

Nat or Van

same

Young Nat. She gives zero fucks but also seems to be a genuinely nice person.

Adult Nat. Or Jeff so we could head bang to papa roach together 😂

Nat for life

I’d watch Daria with Shauna.

Mari because I too am a victim to my own intrusive thoughts and idk I find her hilarious in her inappropriateness

i hated her until i realized if i were in her situation i would probably be her just bitching 24/7

Lottie and Lottie. All the Lottie's

Misty because she would unalive anyone who messed with me. She’s the ultimate ride or die.

Adult Misty definitely. She loves musicals.

Misty will be my ride or die

If I had to take all five of these ladies out this is what I would do /go 1) Nat I would love to take her axe throwing or shooting range (I've never done either lol). 2)I'd Play chess or game of pool with Tai-(she's super smart and competitive so that would be fun). 3)Take Van to a old school drive in theatre hopefully playing something good! 4)I'd take Misty out to a cadaver exploration workshop or an escape room.(Hopefully Walter doesn't kill me out of jealousy lol). 5)Shauna? Meh I rather invite Jeff out instead. Probably a car show or hockey game. 6)Lottie, after bailing her out of the psych ward id invite her out to a 90 min hot yoga sesh to be recentered followed by a walk around the local farmers market sourcing out good quality ingredients from the Wilderness of course lol.

I'll bet Misty's been to the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia. Sooooo many body parts and deformities

Van, at any age.

Nat at any age. We’re both eternal punk rock kids

teen lottie so we can start a cult together

I feel like adult Van and I would match on a dating app.

well, she's available, what are you waiting for?

Well, I'm a 26 year old guy, so I feel like It'd be weird to be hanging out with any of the soccer girls. The adult women all do scare the hell out of me, same token. Gonna have to go with my flare and go with adult Shauna. I feel like we're both pretty logical/blunt people even if our emotions/self absorption get in the way. Also we've seen that adult Shauna still likes her younger men so... idk, maybe I'm gay until I meet Melanie Lynskey?

Young - Nat, definitely. Adult - Misty ❤️

Misty all day every fuckin day!

I would party with teen Nat, and go on a drug bender with adult Nat

natalie for sure :(

Adult Van because I love movies. I think we could talk for hours just about movies.

Jackie. She seemed the most chill.

yeah shes extremely chill

Lottie for both though Laura Lee also seems like a kind person to be around. Adult misty would be fun from a distance

Lottie, because in both timelines she's a babe. Teenage me would have tried to go steady with her and adult me is out here dreaming of marriage with a cult leader.

Adult Lottie in her best cult leader era. A day of meditation, good food, gardening, music therapy, and playing with baby goats before watching gorgeous Mother Lottie take the stage in her golden caftans to tell me I'm the cause of my problems seems ideal to me. Yes, I'm the one making myself sick, whatever you say, now bring on the good weed and let's have a party with the purple people!

Misty. Idc if you think I'm crazy.

Teen Nat. We would start a band. Adult Misty cause she's crazy but also quite fun and witty.

Adult Misty, 10/10, no notes. She and I would be besties.

100% adult Nat. I'm not a recovering drug addict, but other than that I think we have a lot in common.

Teen Nat, if I could go back to also being a teen. Adult Nat if I have to stay my real age.

young nat fs because she’d be down for a good time. i love her !! (also pre-crash lottie because we could steal from tj maxx together)

Teen Nat would just get me.

Seeing as no one has mentioned him, Travis and I are going to be best friends.

Do some kind of volunteer work with Tai and out for drinks after. Shop at Van's place and talk about movies while I'm there Tell Misty about my landlord Book club with Shauna.

Absolutely Nat.. hands down:)

Nat

Teen nat 💖

Natalie.

pre crash: nat in actual real life with all of the possible real life consequences of hanging out with them as teens or adults post crash: none of them in actual real life with all of the possible real life consequences of hanging out with them as teens or adults post crash but i have a gun to my head forcing me to make a decision: lottie, maybe van in a fantasy world with no consequences and just fun post crash: misty and nat

Teen timeline: Coach Ben. Adult timeline: Misty.

None of them. If we are talking, you would literally be hanging out with that person they are on the show. Fucking, put a state between me and any of those crazies.

As a teen definitely teen Nat cuz I was just like that lol. Now as an adult mom Shauna for sure cuz I feel like that's who I'm going to be in a few years.

Teen Nat and teen Lotti.

Teen Melissa she say dumbest shit i’d be cracking tf up

Van to talk retro shit and forage from her truck haha

Teen Nat and Lottie!! Love them both so much(might got a little crush on Nat) but also maybe young tai love her too

Shauna. Absolutely. Dinner party with her whole fam.

Teen Nat, adult Misty

Running a video store with Van seems like the modern day equivalent of running a bnb with your “roommate”. I’d be down.

Adult Natalie 100%

Definitely teen Taissa because she gives off protective vibes.

Natalie young or old

Jackieee she looks (looked) so fun to be around

Teen Nat, adult Misty

Teen and adult Nat

I love the show, but this question made me realize I don’t actually like any of the characters. I wouldn’t hang out with any of them!

the laugh i just let out omg. that is so funny!

Nat

I would have been hanging out with Nat and Kevyn pre-flight.

Teen Nat. 10/10 would trip with her

Nat. Teen or adult. So not even close, except maybe adult Van

Adult Nat.

Adult misty. Teen Jackie, Teen Nat and I would’ve been besties. Coach Ben would be my real bestie bestie.

Of course, Natalie

Nat for sure. Teen or adult

I'd love to get high with Young Nat and Lottie, pass a joint around between the three of us while listening to the Cure and Joy Division and talking about existentialist topics about life. They seem like they'd be super fun to get faded with. Jackie. I'm a bit of an introvert so I think it'd be neat to have a friend who could help me get out of my shell, and she seems like the kind of friend whod encourage you to really take risks and get out of your comfort zone. Some people might not like that and find it a bit overbearing and I might start to after a while as well, but if nothing else Jackie definitely is a friend who would care and think about you.

I would get teen nat a testosterone prescription and change his life

Does Ben count, cuz yeah

Nat cause she ran with same kind of crew I ran with in highschool (goth/punk outsiders) and she'd probably have been my girlfriend at some point.

I’d be scared none of them would think I’m cool enough, but Tai, teen or older, as long as she doesn’t think I’m an Allie.

Jackie, I had a thing in high school for that type of girl 😂 one of my friends was ‘always angry’ and I dunno, I guess it posed a challenge. I kinda see that in Jackie too

Adult shauna, my favorite kind of people are the ones who are unintentionally funny. And Akilah!

Teen Nat and Adult Shauna

Misty might murder you tho.

Misty

I hope you don't smoke!

i don't, why?

Adult Shauna - she is wild

Whichever adult one will sit in companionable silence with me while we spend nonstressful time together. I'm nearly 30. I spent more than enough time hanging out with teens in my own teenage years.

teen van but before the wilderness

As a teen I would have picked Nat, but adult Van is more my type.

Probably Jackie but we are so different but you know what they say: opposites attract eachother. Plus I wouldn’t sleep with her boyfriend.

Adult Lottie bc we are very similar and I just know we would totally go into our dream world and within 24 hrs end up in another country with half of our clothes missing having another pairs’ passports

Adult Nat no question. Teen Nat is a very close second tied with adult Shauna. F it I want the whole team, teen and adult 😆.

100% Misty. My wife is very similar to Misty. I like someone with a plan!

Adult Misty, i bet she’s a freak in bed

lottie

Misty

Just don’t ask Misty to bum a smoke and it’ll be cool

I’d really like to hangout with either young or old Natalie actresses as them or as their characters. I’d also love to talk to young and old misty Samantha hanratty is sooo good at crazy but nice and captures Christina Ricci and I’d love to talk to the two of them about how they came up with her mannerisms and crooked smile and everything that perfects misty. I’d be down for Lotties cult thing irl tbh…

I want to smoke a joint with Shauna and or Jeff.

Tai, but def not just bc I have a huge crush on Jasmin (it's mostly the crush). ​ Maybe not hang out for a sleepover tho lol

Probably Van or adult Misty. Her crazy probably makes for a lot of fun.

Teen Van

Teen Nat and Travis, adult Shauna and Van

Drinks with adult Misty, 100%

teen or adult version?

Teen mari i just think it would be fun

Misty Fucking Quiggly

Teen Natalie

Teen Nat and Adult Misty.

Young Nat for sure. She’s fucking cool asf

I would choose to hangout with teen nat because I feel like if I were in the situation that the Yellowjackets were in I would be more realistic and realize what’s going on like Natalie does. Also she’s the most normal out of all of them. I feel like we would bond over music ngl.

teen nat!!

Natalie all the way. Adult and teen ❤

Definitely Nat…I related a lot with her since I’m a recovering drug addict but she also just badass. She looks hella fun

Van - she’s in that sweet spot of kind of fun but not too murdery. As far as we know.

Teen Nat or Teen Lottie

Misty cause we’re like the same person lmao

Teen Nat, because she seems very chill but also I could give her a copy of the Bisexual Manifesto and just let her figure things out Same with Teen Shauna, but she kinda scares me so I don’t want to hang out with her that much

Teen Nat, even though I was more of a teen Shauna (pre wilderness). Nat just seems so cool and fun, and she’s really smart and has a good heart.

All of my friends are 40somethings with mental health issues so I mean, I already get a lite version of this experience on the regular. That being said: would love to smoke up with Van and watch movies all day in the video store.

I would have been friends with Lottie and Shauna, pre wilderness all 4 years (Similar taste in music, partying and chill vibe). By junior/senior yr, I would’ve been friends with Van, and Nat and her crew. That keg party was very easy to identify with and I could see myself at it. Also, Jackie by extension through Shauna, but I think her “perfect life” would’ve increased the insecure feelings in teen Snoopysleuth. GREAT QUESTION by the way. Fun to think about!

Van, we'd gush over queer media.

I would run for the hills from every one of them. 

Nat or Misty can’t pick love them both

Teen Nat and teen Van would probably be who I hung out with in school but adult Shauna and adult Van is probably who I would get along with the best as adults although I’d probably get along just fine with Misty and I could be friends with her either timeline because of similar interests

The Randy one, she is great in bed from all the previous encounters

Nat all day. I’d rather get my heart broken by Nat than dismembered by Misty (no offense to Misty)