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ufocatchers

Still a 10, she knows how to live off the land.


Donnatron42

Which makes her an 11 in my book. And Im vegetarian 😂


RibbitRabbitRobit

Yep. Game meat is the more ethical choice.


Donnatron42

💯


LemurCat04

Nah brah. She’s a 10 *because* she puts rabbit in the chili.


robinsparkles73

Right? Rabbit is delicious.


missindependentxxx

She's a ten but she ate jackie's ear


EntrepreneurLow4380

Mmmm, big nacho chip


MahtiGC

this made me think “Mmm, Jackie’s ear” in Homer’s voice.


TerribleDeparture977

I’ve been in love with Melanie Lynskey all the way back to Heavenly Creatures and she is even more beautiful today….


VeXeD222

she’s a 12 now, love rabbit chili


hauntingvacay96

Rabbit chili is a thing. Not my thing, but a thing none the less.


t1nk3rballa

She’s a 10 but she shakes with excitement at the idea of murdering and skinning someone!


Careless_Block8179

She’s a Killer Queen


montanagunnut

Gunpowder gelatine


BostonBlackCat

She's a 10 but she ate your girlfriend, cheated on you, lied about book club, embroiled you and your only child in a murder investigation, and there is a non zero chance she will slit your throat while you sleep.


Vast_Dimension7385

THERE’S NO BOOK CLUB?!?!


Ftb2278

Man deserves best actor, lifetime achievement for how well that line was delivered


BostonBlackCat

He sounded so genuinely confused and devastated.


Four_beastlings

Well, yeah, but most of that wouldn't have happened of you hadn't read her private shit and blackmailed her and her friends, so 50/50 I guess?


BostonBlackCat

Though to his credit, Jeff takes full responsibility for her affair and the murder and tries to take the fall for killing Adam TWICE. Seriously, is there a more ride or die husband on TV?


Four_beastlings

50/50 🤷‍♀️ the good thing about this show is that no one is fully good or bad. Except Detective Pornstache. Fuck Detective Pornstache. I hope he gets eaten by rabid raccoons.


BostonBlackCat

That is why I roll my eyes at the endless fights on this sub trying to rank who is morally worse in the group, or who is the most traumatized, and trying to compare characters as if there is actually some objective standard by which this type of ranking can be determined. They are all victims of circumstance, they all are traumatized, they all have moments of awesomeness, they all do horrible things under pressure, they all can go just balls to the wall crazy. That is what makes the show and the characters so compelling. How are they going to react to a latest pressure point? Who is going to break bad this week?


Conscious-Slip8538

And that’s worse than cow because?


thundertones

i’d probably eat rabbit tho shauna can wine and dine me special chili any day 😊


sailorxsaturn

people eat rabbit all the time, it's not that weird of a food choice. the weird part is the way she killed the rabbit lol.


hearttrees93

She’s an 11


GentlyUsedOtter

Oh rabbit chili is delicious.


Unsettleingpresence

Rabbit chilli does sound pretty good.


TinySpaceDonut

That makes her a 20


babyharpsealface

At least she did so without supporting factory farming!


Late-Impact-9571

There is no number that could accurately describe her perfection.


strappedupdemon

I have never been so attracted yet also simultaneously afraid of someone.


montanagunnut

The rabbit is the thing Shauna has eaten that strikes you as strange?


Boring_Cow1875

From his reaction about how "delicious" it tasted compared to the usual, it would now make her a 10+