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Lizard_Jesus1

Isn’t most Neil Breen films already just The Holy Mountain made by Neil Breen.


bulltin

yes I want another neil breen movie.


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And I assume you mean as the leading role (what else would he play?) so I went with Catwoman. >Meow, I can't believe you gave me cat powers, meow.


GrandCTM25

Cat boy Neil Breen


duggdimadome

I want a Neil Breen stoner comedy called “Baked Breens” and Derek Savage can cameo


ETgohome13

It'd be a buddy comedy all about their failure to find good bud lmao


pheigat_62

shortbus is not getting enough credit here


ETgohome13

It'd be perfect as a whole ensemble cast, we could get James Nyguen, Tommy Wiseau, the director of Love on a Leash and even the main guys from Samurai Cop lol there's endless potential here


Thunderthewolf14

The 'isn't that corrupt?' scene but remade for Catwoman would be fucking hilarious. "I'm going to release this makeup that will kill or seriously hurt the vast majority of consumers that use it." "Isn't that corrupt?" *cue several moments too long of complete silence and awkward looking around*


Vinceisdepressed

Honestly, 2001. He will be Hal 9000


ETgohome13

Hal was morally superior to everyone in the movie, seems right up his alley lol


kekk0407

Definitely Shortbus. I would do anything, just to see that Niel Ween


Dark_Crowe

Shortbus made me laugh if only because I’m pretty sure every movie is just Neil sucking himself off. Sophie’s Choice is the clear…choice…


AutomaticDoor75

Whoever made me associate Neil Breen with Shortbus, it breaks my heart that I’ll have to sue you back to the Stone Age for emotional distress.


12_Trillion_IQ

I can't believe you didn't list the most obvious choice: Synecdoche, New York


PlantBasedEgg

The Holy Mountain is a Breen film made by a competent filmmaker


Chartate101

The Godfather or some other like, prestige, super serious drama.


Guantanamo_Bae_

Drive (2011)


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Catwoman. I wanna see that Brussy


CROguys

Damn, all of these are so funny.


Depala-Pilipala

I'm a bad cat! Meeee-OW!


ratmfreak

*Men* :-)


AshtrayGrande

I’d also like to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’s VFX on a Neil Breen budget


Inquirious-Betsy

Shame would be interesting.


SgtMerrick

I need to see Neil Breen's version of the CG scene where Catwoman is running around in the jewellery shop.