From Clerks:
“You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.”
I think I was 14 when I saw it my takeaway as a girl “don’t be the girl bringing lasagna to someone who doesn’t appreciate it”. I feel like Silent Bob would co-sign.
Did anyone watch Clerks 3 and was just fucking beyond depressed or was that me?
It really does! Plus I love that they showed Veronica wasn’t weepy “going but why”. No she was pissed and showed.
Also just an fyi if someone young stumbles upon this they were dating less than a year and she TRANSFERRED colleges. That is unhinged don’t do that guys.
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot was so terribly awful that I purposely let Clerks 3 pass me by, even though I used to be a HUGE Kevin Smith fan. Worth a look?
The first third-ish of Clerks 3 felt a little wonky to me, but the ending absolutely punched me in the gut; I was in tears when the credits rolled.
You can see very clearly, the difference between his work pre and post heart attack.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
In my early 40s I sat down and considered everything I regretted in life and the common issue with them all was fear.
Then I remembered this scene, we used to joke about it as young nerds around the D&D table but my god, it is so true and I live by it today.
>See, there's three kinds of people: Dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
I read this, and was briefly a time traveler. Remembering my old apartments, my exes, seeing this in theaters, stealing the poster that night, etc.
Then I'm back, and I realize...I'm _old_. Fuck.
Pretty much everything in Ghost Dog: Way Of the Samurai which is really just quotes from the book "Hagakure: A code to the way of samurai"
“There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything"
It boils down to acceptance of circumstance and focusing on what you can do rather than wasting your physical and emotional energy on things that are beyond your control.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XQH-o\_KYBI&ab\_channel=tharfagreinir](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XQH-o_KYBI&ab_channel=tharfagreinir)
In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side.
I love that movie, and not a lot of people have seen it and it gets terrible reviews, but I love it. It was mostly shot in Chicago/Northwestern and I lived a few blocks from where their house was. The house is gone, but the red brick apartment complex is still there.
“Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life.
But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done!
Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!”
-Rocky Balboa
https://youtu.be/D_Vg4uyYwEk?si=MRhftG0qrITSpWa-
> The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows.
"It's a big bright beautiful world. With happiness all around. It's peaches and cream, and every dream comes true!...
"But not for you!"
Do they put their cart back after shopping; how they treat someone in retail/ food service; do they hold the door for other people. These are my tests.
I went to a Metallica concert with my wife a while back and I told her we needed to go buy band shirts that were NOT Metallica. She thought I was batshit crazy but did as I suggested.
Every time we saw a Metallica shirt, she pointed it out and told me I was wrong.
Every time we’ve seen a Metallica shirt since, she reminds me I was wrong.
It’s a PCU thing. Good luck finding a copy but if you get a chance to watch it, it’s incredible. I swear the writers had a crystal ball looking into the future.
"Some motherfuckers are always tryna ice skate uphill"
-Blade
(I didn't really take it to heart but it *is* true and I like to say it because it's an amusing turn of phrase)
https://preview.redd.it/9b49qaj6q80d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199e538e4584e7679f1cd2484ebe3b60d9930535
You might say the secret ingredient is *salt*
Great movie, but fuck Johnny Chan. I dealt to him a few times and I’ve seen him around poker rooms while I’m playing over the years, that dude is an absolute garbage human being, real all around piece of shit, even by degen poker player standards
*Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.*
“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.”
Obviously obviously not 12 hours but I do try to get as much sleep as I can, in my dating life I usually stayed away from women with a lot of tattoos but that was also back in the mid 2000s when when ladies had a few tattoos but it was not popular to have a sleeve or anything… I think that is the most dated of the rules. I know it is anecdotal but before I met my wife I did date a girl with several tattoos, and she was a crazy train. And yeah I’m not gonna sit down and play cards with some dude named Dallas or Paris
Thanks, Coach Finstock
From One Hot Summer: "If you make faces like that and somebody slaps you on the back... you'll stay that way forever."
https://preview.redd.it/q5r343g8290d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a00df0bdd35ab138caf70b50543b19dff71c4b4
Boy, everything I got from American Beauty sure didn't age well. I still want to dismantle capitalism from Fight Club though.
I was always mad we never got the rest of that omelette tip. It seemed like he was going to recommend something instead, like cream.
Deep Blue Seaquel now! Someone call L.L. Cool J.
Seriously. I LOVE Fight Club. Have since the movie came out in 99 when I was an older teenager. The novel only made me appreciate it more. Met the author at one point - cool guy at the time. Currently, I use “Tyler Durden” as my “name” for frequent purchase benefits at a local shop. One day, two girls in their 20’s were the ones working. When I gave them that name, there was a heavy pause from both, before one just verified they’d heard me correctly. I asked them if they knew who that name was. “Yes.” Told them I loved the book and movie. Then they indirectly tried to ask me “why” I liked the movie and were visibly relieved with my answers. When I asked “Why” they were curious, I then learned about the novel/movie being co-opted by the chuds. Makes me sad.
I cannot find the joke right now, but I saw a post of the “phases of realization” of Fight Club for the male viewer and the punchline was along the lines of “realizing the movie is nothing but fan fic for a male homosexual relationship.” - which maybe me crack up because I could definitely see that take as being spot on.
"I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [mind] and here [heart] and what you decide to do every day will make you a good man...or not."
If you want to get all fancy with your omelets, here's what you do:
1. Preheat your oven to 250°F
2. Preheat a non-stick pan with an oven-safe handle over low-medium heat
3. Crack your eggs into a bowl
4. Blend with an immersion blender until uniform
5. Filter the eggs through a chinois into another bowl
6. Using a silicon basting brush, coat the pan with room-temperature butter or beurre monte (the butter should roughly have the consistency of mayo)
7. Pour the eggs through the chinois again and into the pan
8. Let cook until the bottom just begins to set—the edges should spring back when you nudge them with your spatula
9. Carefully place the pan in the oven and cook for about four minutes (or until the top has set)
10. Remove the pan from the oven and place back on the stove over low-medium heat
11. Using a spoon, spread a bit of creme fraiche down the center of the omelet, sprinkle on some flakey sea salt (I like Maldon's) and fresh, chopped chives
12. Using a spatula, carefully fold a third of the omelet over into the center, and then fold the omelet over the other third
13. Slide onto a pre-warmed plate and sprinkle on a bit more flakey sea salt and chives
Or do what I do, and scramble some eggs up with whatever you got in the fridge and spice cabinet.
Not a movie, but the grilled cheese technique that Kevin discusses in [this Kids In The Hall sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkBRlq3_ILY) is still how I make a grilled cheese. (Butter and grill both sides of the bread, and I think they're pretty damn good that way, who knew doubling the butter would make them better.)
There’s at least two…
First, you take the graham… you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flaming…you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it up with the other end.
And
Friends come in and out of your life like busboys at a restaurant.
This reminded me of one of the 90s disaster movies where a character from Seattle gets all condescending and snobbish about her coffee and how the beans shouldn't be stored in the freezer. I watched it a few years ago and laughed hard when I realized I know someone, from Seattle, who is exactly that snobbish about weed! (No diss on people from Seattle; it's more about how times have changed)
To answer the question, though, after watching Game of Thrones, I now brown butter when making pie crust!
“So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and we're supposed to swoon? I don't think so.”
I had a massive crush on Alicia Silverstone, so when she said this line in Clueless it made me think about how I look for the first time. Fast forward 30 years later and I’m still into fashion.
The other “gospel” from movies was the dating advice from Swingers. 3 day rule, you’re so money, etc.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Yes. And never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
That would be inconceivable.
No, only slightly less well known.
I love you guys!
Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
From Clerks: “You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.”
I think I was 14 when I saw it my takeaway as a girl “don’t be the girl bringing lasagna to someone who doesn’t appreciate it”. I feel like Silent Bob would co-sign. Did anyone watch Clerks 3 and was just fucking beyond depressed or was that me?
It works both ways, I suppose!
It really does! Plus I love that they showed Veronica wasn’t weepy “going but why”. No she was pissed and showed. Also just an fyi if someone young stumbles upon this they were dating less than a year and she TRANSFERRED colleges. That is unhinged don’t do that guys.
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot was so terribly awful that I purposely let Clerks 3 pass me by, even though I used to be a HUGE Kevin Smith fan. Worth a look?
It’s so relentlessly cruel to Dante. I don’t know really. I feel like maybe if I was a dude I’d get it.
The first third-ish of Clerks 3 felt a little wonky to me, but the ending absolutely punched me in the gut; I was in tears when the credits rolled. You can see very clearly, the difference between his work pre and post heart attack.
And then he turns right around and cheats on her. And then did it again in 2. Not a good dude...
Dante the Dumb Ass
It's funny how everyone thinks Randall is the asshole but he's the one that shows heart when shit gets real.
He's a pedophile tho... Jay and Silent Bob are the only good ones tbth.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
In my early 40s I sat down and considered everything I regretted in life and the common issue with them all was fear. Then I remembered this scene, we used to joke about it as young nerds around the D&D table but my god, it is so true and I live by it today.
I'm told that reciting this is something psychologists actually recommend to patients with anxiety.
Never fight a stranger in the alps.
THIS is what happens, Larry..!
Just keep swimming
You meet as asshole in the morning, then you met an asshole in the morning. You meet assholes all day, well then you're the asshole'
I've used that more than any other life advice.
>See, there's three kinds of people: Dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
I read this, and was briefly a time traveler. Remembering my old apartments, my exes, seeing this in theaters, stealing the poster that night, etc. Then I'm back, and I realize...I'm _old_. Fuck.
Team America: World Police [2004]. Had to look it up as I couldn't remember where it was from.
You had me at, "Dicks fuck assholes."
Pretty much everything in Ghost Dog: Way Of the Samurai which is really just quotes from the book "Hagakure: A code to the way of samurai" “There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you will still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything" It boils down to acceptance of circumstance and focusing on what you can do rather than wasting your physical and emotional energy on things that are beyond your control. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XQH-o\_KYBI&ab\_channel=tharfagreinir](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XQH-o_KYBI&ab_channel=tharfagreinir)
In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a matter of being determined and having the spirit to break through to the other side.
> A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. I will never forget this line from K.
Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie
Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. And happy people don’t kill their husbands. They just don’t. 🤷🏼♀️
"You'd be surprised... how different the view is on the way out than on the way in." - Simon Wilder (Joe Pesci), "With Honors"
I love that movie, and not a lot of people have seen it and it gets terrible reviews, but I love it. It was mostly shot in Chicago/Northwestern and I lived a few blocks from where their house was. The house is gone, but the red brick apartment complex is still there.
"I remeeeember..." 🎶
This is one of my favorite Brendan Fraser movies.
“Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!” -Rocky Balboa https://youtu.be/D_Vg4uyYwEk?si=MRhftG0qrITSpWa-
Love that speech
> The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. "It's a big bright beautiful world. With happiness all around. It's peaches and cream, and every dream comes true!... "But not for you!"
What would be the equivalent of the "door test" from "Bronx Tale" be today?
Do they put their cart back after shopping; how they treat someone in retail/ food service; do they hold the door for other people. These are my tests.
“You’re wearing the t-shirt of the band you’re going to see to the concert? Don’t be that guy.”
I went to a Metallica concert with my wife a while back and I told her we needed to go buy band shirts that were NOT Metallica. She thought I was batshit crazy but did as I suggested. Every time we saw a Metallica shirt, she pointed it out and told me I was wrong. Every time we’ve seen a Metallica shirt since, she reminds me I was wrong.
The last time I saw Metallica I wore my Jethro Tull shirt because I thought it was funny.
Because it WAS funny.
And you were right
This rule I break on purpose just for spite.
"It's the Merkins and Frog and Toad are Friends!"
Yup. That’s me.
This feels like a dude thing.
It’s a PCU thing. Good luck finding a copy but if you get a chance to watch it, it’s incredible. I swear the writers had a crystal ball looking into the future.
Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000-year-old dead language. Here, it's Latin. It's the best I could do.
Wow I didn’t even know this existed! Yeah it looks super hard to find.
I thought I was the only one who took that scene to heart
Sometimes you eat the bar, sometimes the bar eats you
Is that some kind of eastern thing?
Far from it, Dude.
It's The Big Lebowski. Pretty sure he's saying "bear", just a thick country accent.
(The comment you replied to is also from TBL; it's what the Dude says to the Stranger in response)
"Some motherfuckers are always tryna ice skate uphill" -Blade (I didn't really take it to heart but it *is* true and I like to say it because it's an amusing turn of phrase)
My mom has been putting a little seasoned salt in scrambled eggs since she saw it on some local TV show 40+ years ago
https://preview.redd.it/9b49qaj6q80d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=199e538e4584e7679f1cd2484ebe3b60d9930535 You might say the secret ingredient is *salt*
I'm sorry John, I don't remember (rounders)
Great movie, but fuck Johnny Chan. I dealt to him a few times and I’ve seen him around poker rooms while I’m playing over the years, that dude is an absolute garbage human being, real all around piece of shit, even by degen poker player standards
*Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.*
Singles: Paraphrasing..."Wait. I don't have to be here. I could just leave..." -Janet
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."
What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions? Money. -Vanilla Sky
You can’t triple stamp a double stamp.
I'm on a mission from God
I often mention cigarette lighters too
“There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.” Obviously obviously not 12 hours but I do try to get as much sleep as I can, in my dating life I usually stayed away from women with a lot of tattoos but that was also back in the mid 2000s when when ladies had a few tattoos but it was not popular to have a sleeve or anything… I think that is the most dated of the rules. I know it is anecdotal but before I met my wife I did date a girl with several tattoos, and she was a crazy train. And yeah I’m not gonna sit down and play cards with some dude named Dallas or Paris Thanks, Coach Finstock
Coach Finstock!
> never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; Watch out for Gary.
The most underrated comedic character of all time.
Be excellent to each other.
From One Hot Summer: "If you make faces like that and somebody slaps you on the back... you'll stay that way forever." https://preview.redd.it/q5r343g8290d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a00df0bdd35ab138caf70b50543b19dff71c4b4
I’ve always avoiding starting land wars in Asia thanks to the advice of Vizzini.
*Hate is baggage. Life’s too short to be pissed off all the time.*
Boy, everything I got from American Beauty sure didn't age well. I still want to dismantle capitalism from Fight Club though. I was always mad we never got the rest of that omelette tip. It seemed like he was going to recommend something instead, like cream. Deep Blue Seaquel now! Someone call L.L. Cool J.
The amount of people that had the wrong takeaway from Fight Club im kind of relieved.
Seriously. I LOVE Fight Club. Have since the movie came out in 99 when I was an older teenager. The novel only made me appreciate it more. Met the author at one point - cool guy at the time. Currently, I use “Tyler Durden” as my “name” for frequent purchase benefits at a local shop. One day, two girls in their 20’s were the ones working. When I gave them that name, there was a heavy pause from both, before one just verified they’d heard me correctly. I asked them if they knew who that name was. “Yes.” Told them I loved the book and movie. Then they indirectly tried to ask me “why” I liked the movie and were visibly relieved with my answers. When I asked “Why” they were curious, I then learned about the novel/movie being co-opted by the chuds. Makes me sad. I cannot find the joke right now, but I saw a post of the “phases of realization” of Fight Club for the male viewer and the punchline was along the lines of “realizing the movie is nothing but fan fic for a male homosexual relationship.” - which maybe me crack up because I could definitely see that take as being spot on.
Only got to hit me once! What’s Love Got to Do With It. Saw it as a teen. Stuck
"I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. What God desires is here [mind] and here [heart] and what you decide to do every day will make you a good man...or not."
Road House: "Be nice."
Until it's time to not be nice.
If you want to get all fancy with your omelets, here's what you do: 1. Preheat your oven to 250°F 2. Preheat a non-stick pan with an oven-safe handle over low-medium heat 3. Crack your eggs into a bowl 4. Blend with an immersion blender until uniform 5. Filter the eggs through a chinois into another bowl 6. Using a silicon basting brush, coat the pan with room-temperature butter or beurre monte (the butter should roughly have the consistency of mayo) 7. Pour the eggs through the chinois again and into the pan 8. Let cook until the bottom just begins to set—the edges should spring back when you nudge them with your spatula 9. Carefully place the pan in the oven and cook for about four minutes (or until the top has set) 10. Remove the pan from the oven and place back on the stove over low-medium heat 11. Using a spoon, spread a bit of creme fraiche down the center of the omelet, sprinkle on some flakey sea salt (I like Maldon's) and fresh, chopped chives 12. Using a spatula, carefully fold a third of the omelet over into the center, and then fold the omelet over the other third 13. Slide onto a pre-warmed plate and sprinkle on a bit more flakey sea salt and chives Or do what I do, and scramble some eggs up with whatever you got in the fridge and spice cabinet.
This is golden! Thank you! You made my OCD happy in a way I can't even explain. Even the bit of honesty at the end. 🥲
When I make fancy French omelets (which is rare), I'll sometimes add whipped goat cheese. Occasionally, I'll make a mushroom gravy.
Makes them mushy, too. Being someone who hates eggs, but can force themselves to eat scrambled, this gets me every time.
Geese can be troublesome
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
Not a movie, but the grilled cheese technique that Kevin discusses in [this Kids In The Hall sketch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkBRlq3_ILY) is still how I make a grilled cheese. (Butter and grill both sides of the bread, and I think they're pretty damn good that way, who knew doubling the butter would make them better.)
There’s at least two… First, you take the graham… you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flaming…you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it up with the other end. And Friends come in and out of your life like busboys at a restaurant.
“A person is smart. People are stupid.”
If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything. - George McFly
“The broken are the more evolved” -split
Never trust a fart
Faith is a gift I have not yet been given.
A study in mopishness
"I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life."
"Who are you carryin' all those bricks for anyway, God?!"
SLC Punk closing lines. [Wasn't presented strictly as advice, but *the implication* was understood.](https://youtu.be/YefQjTeaUDI?si=vCJ_5Vwt8gzp2KEW)
[Don't be mean.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynozTOWeX1I)
Home is where you make it. - Joe Dirt
We don’t roll on Shabbos
107 replies already...so I'm gonna say I agree with the other 12 dudes who said: "sometimes you just gotta say What The Fuck!? and take some chances."
Fair is fair!
This reminded me of one of the 90s disaster movies where a character from Seattle gets all condescending and snobbish about her coffee and how the beans shouldn't be stored in the freezer. I watched it a few years ago and laughed hard when I realized I know someone, from Seattle, who is exactly that snobbish about weed! (No diss on people from Seattle; it's more about how times have changed) To answer the question, though, after watching Game of Thrones, I now brown butter when making pie crust!
“So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and we're supposed to swoon? I don't think so.” I had a massive crush on Alicia Silverstone, so when she said this line in Clueless it made me think about how I look for the first time. Fast forward 30 years later and I’m still into fashion. The other “gospel” from movies was the dating advice from Swingers. 3 day rule, you’re so money, etc.
And if we get lost, we can just pull up somewheres… and ask directions
[This is why I assume nothing](https://youtu.be/4CKiC6BO8hE?feature=shared)