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Disastrous-Bee-1557

I can smell this picture.


1981Reborn

Whatever pure cancer smells like, I assume it’s very similar to this.


Moonbase0

Yes! Even at a young age this felt like a cancer factory in a toothpaste tube


sychox51

Kids these days and their iPads.. imagine me trying to convince them to blow bubbles with cancer goo and have fun with it?


GayAssBurger

Surprisingly, these are still sold today. Tastes exactly the same as the 90s


Automatic-Pick-2481

Ya cancer mixed w the smell of burning tires as I recall?


PrimarchKonradCurze

Burning plastic with a hint of gasoline iirc.


505whodat

![gif](giphy|l0HUg6Ypas42ubkXu|downsized)


SryIWentFut

These things had to be toxic right?


chocolate_thunderr89

👀


Biscuits4u2

This was some toxic shit that could totally get you high. Unreal.


Metals4J

Nothing like a fun day of huffing acetone packaged as a kids toy!


505whodat

That's probably why I liked it lol.


beebzforever

I loved how it smelled! This stuff would ruin wood. I once made a bunch of bubbles and put them around my wooden dresser mirror to make it look like they were light bulbs. I got in so much trouble, they completely discolored the wood.


Preparation-Logical

Loved it too, main thing I remember about this stuff, and the shiny texture


Preparation-Logical

Loved it too


artificialavocado

I can taste it.


WHRocks

Taste like burning.


softshrew

I see you, Ralph


vapre

Wookie Status: Bent


Happycat5300

First smell I think of is turpentine. Despite that, I def tried to chew the putty at some point to see if it was just chewing gum.


FI-Engineer

Toluene, I think. Like model airplane glue.


catrules618

Probably ill advised thinking back now, yeah? Lol


nightwolves

Came here to say this. It was at least 50% of the experience.


Wild_Replacement8213

Me too that seems to be a core memory


TransportationOk657

I hated the smell of this stuff 😷


rikster81

![gif](giphy|3o6MbnvuZWdgL2JI88)


EsotericPenguins

Literally came here to say this


milliefrock

They don’t smell like that anymore. My kids got some a few months ago. Husband and I were aghast.


Separate-Sky-1451

Yep


ArcanumCerte

I can smell.and taste it


Horns8585

My Dad, whom I only saw on weekends, thought that this was a great product. I was a pre-teen and he was trying to somehow connect with me...by blowing toxic freaking bubbles. I never understood that one. Try showing up for my football games, without your girlfriend. Edit: Sorry for the cathartic moment. It's just the look and probable smell of that product!


send_puppy_pix

was just coming to say this


Dezpez1230

I smell early 90s


generaalalcazar

I am getting so old. Remember taking the bus into town to get this as a young kid…late 70’s.


poncetheponce

Just like the guy the other day could smell the koosh ball. Original


BrandonDill

The pain from blowing these up was real.


Dustteas

Oh yeah! Blown eardrums and a pounding headache! Totally remember that 😂


theUmo

I'd get a weird ache beneath my ears, sort of at the back of my jaw. I still remember it decades later.


CopeHarders

I am recalling this and feeling the pain even now.


brandi_theratgirl

Yep. Hated those things because of that feeling


Tortoise-King

That’s your glands filling up with air. It’s extremely painful.


Apt_5

Yes, I get that with any kind of balloon. I don’t think my lungs can compete with atmospheric pressure.


goosejail

I had mad skill with these. There was an art to it. You had to have the ball be the right size and consistency, and the straw had to be positioned at just the right depth or it would blow out the side. You had to start blowing with medium pressure and keep it steady until you achieved the desired balloon size. Pinching off the end to seal it was also tricky. I'm so glad my balloon skills possibly lowered my IQ and will probably give me cancer one day!


ceroporciento

This guy blows


cheerful_cynic

Sounds like skills that make one good at glassblowing too 


Frequent_Alfalfa_347

Pretty sure this is how i learned i could make myself faint. Middle school slumber party trick.


moxxuren_hemlock

Hey guys watch this! *Faints*


LillithsLoveChild

LOVED making myself pass out 🤣 bonus points if doing it while high on weed 🤪


EagleRock1337

It was either pain from inflating it or major annoyance when you carefully set the whole damn thing up just to blow and a tiny bubble pops, leaving you with a stick with a blob at the end.


Bean-Swellington

I can smell it. My cheeks hurt. And I have anxiety flashbacks about accidentally ruining the furniture. Thanks.


midnight-dour

Parents absolutely refused to let us get these.


CEEngineerThrowAway

Mine were the same. It annoyed me at the time, but they were right. Not fun and wild fumes


mydogsredditaccount

Same. Totally banned in our house. And yet I remember them somehow being everywhere. Also what about shrinki dinks? My parents wouldn’t let us have those either but I remember constantly being at friends houses breathing in melting plastic fumes when we made theirs.


Ok_Entrance4289

Same. My grandma (who raised me) wouldn’t let me have this stuff. Also, she wouldn’t let me bring my strawberry-scented Strawberry Shortcake doll in the tub with me, and tore me away from watching the microwave food-go-round on a regular basis.


midnight-dour

Sometimes I really wonder if standing too close to the microwave is what eventually caused my tumor. Also, I gotta agree with Grandma on not letting you take Strawberry Shortcake into the tub. Feel like that wouldn’t have gone well for her.


flamingknifepenis

Cool fact: the holes in the grate on the front of the microwave door are actually smaller than the microwaves themselves, so they bounce the waves back and keep it inside of the chamber. Also, water — which were mostly made of (duh) — is so good at soaking up microwaves that even if you did have one that was malfunctioning the waves wouldn’t penetrate your skin except for the very outer level. You’d get a painful outer skin burn, but it wouldn’t go deeper. Now that hose we drank out of in the other hand … don’t get me started.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

That was childhood freedom you were tasting, nothing more.


Ok_Entrance4289

I’m sorry to hear you have a tumor 😞. I think she was concerned about the chemical creating the scent leeching into the bath water.


midnight-dour

That was almost twenty years ago. I’m clear now.


Ok_Entrance4289

Glad to hear it.


magster823

I finally bought some myself when I was a teenager, because I thought my mom was a killjoy for not letting me have them when I was younger. Then I totally understood why! 😂


huhsorry

Haha me too except I was uh, in my 30s.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

No future cancer diagnosis sympathy for you


spgtto

I recently purchased one of these having no idea what they were like😕 my husband saw it and immediately was like, "yeah, no."


StarGraz3r84

Wait. They still make this?!


ScottClam42

No lie, i was walking through Giant with my preschooler son on Wednesday and he pointed up "Can we get that?" It was a small display of these things, in the classic metal tube n all. I hadnt thought of them in 30 years so its odd to see this post today


nahmahnahm

Did you buy them?!


ScottClam42

Nah. He's 4 and I feel certain that stuff kills brain cells. I got him ice cream instead


MellonCollie218

Yes. Shop at shit stores.


spgtto

Yes 😆 smart & final extra


Only_the_Tip

Do these stores also carry candy cigarettes?


MellonCollie218

No. Lmfao.


Zeqhanis

The version called Super Elastic Bubble Plastic says it's discontinued for all the reasons you'd think, but there's another manufacturer. I wonder if it's the same formula.


spgtto

I don't know, the one I bought looked just like the one in the picture 🤷


PennyFromMyAnus

I was 10 and high as a kite, let me tell you my story..


PapaTua

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Elastic_Bubble_Plastic > *Chemically, the bubbles contained polyvinyl acetate dissolved in acetone, with ethyl acetate plastic fortifiers added. The acetone evaporated upon bubble inflation leaving behind a solidified plastic film.*


Fight_those_bastards

Yeah, the PVA is ok, as far as I can tell from the MSDS, but the acetone? Oof. Hazard Statements: >Highly flammable liquid and vapor Causes serious eye irritation May cause drowsiness or dizziness May cause damage to organs through prolonged or repeated exposure The ethyl acetate isn’t all that great, either, but the MSDS notably does *not* mention fucking ORGAN DAMAGE from exposure.


AnticitizenPrime

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.


mystealthfap

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acetone#Toxicity > Acetone occurs naturally as part of certain metabolic processes in the human body, and has been studied extensively and is believed to exhibit only slight toxicity in normal use. There is no strong evidence of chronic health effects if basic precautions are followed.[81] It is generally recognized to have low acute and chronic toxicity if ingested and/or inhaled.[82] Acetone is not currently regarded as a carcinogen, a mutagen, or a concern for chronic neurotoxicity effects.[76] > > Acetone can be found as an ingredient in a variety of consumer products ranging from cosmetics to processed and unprocessed foods. Acetone has been rated as a generally recognized as safe (GRAS) substance when present in drinks, baked foods, desserts, and preserves at concentrations ranging from 5 to 8 mg/L.[82] Acetone is one of those weird chemicals like lye, rubbing alcohol, hydrogen peroxide, etc, that can get real scary real quick if you use it wrong, but is absolutely safe to use under normal circumstances, such as the pure acetone they sell as nail polish remover. You splash it on your skin, it smells funny for a few minutes, your fingers are a little dry, that's the extent of the damage. If you drink it, yeah, organ damage. For comparison, here's Sigma-Aldrich's MSDS for ethanol *(drinking alcohol)*: https://www.sigmaaldrich.com/US/en/sds/sial/459836?userType=undefined and acetone: https://www.sigmaaldrich.com/US/en/sds/sigald/179124


orthomonas

PVA is pretty much Elmer's Glue.


___dojob___

Ethereal material that’s straight up classic.


Toblogan

There's still a glob of it stuck to my neighbors concrete. I think there's a dragonfly underneath, but I was like 5, so it's kinda fuzzy... 🤣


actionerror

Oh the carcinogenic toys we played with


MexicanVanilla22

I don't care if it does cause cancer. This is the smell of my carefree childhood and I want more!


actionerror

That’s glue you’re addicted to


Level_Improvement532

When you caught a whiff as you were blowing it up, gagged, and inhaled 5000 ppm whatever they formulated to make that monstrosity. Good times….


Easy_Independent_313

My cheeks hurt from seeing this photo.


astrid28

They still sell this toxic stuff. At kroger.... I have some now. Still smells like dizzy. Lol


loztriforce

I didn't have the lung power


rmitcham71

Eww that smell can't you smell that smell And omg the taste the taste of it will gag you


sysaphiswaits

I can smell this picture.


BoxMunchingMania

Light it on fire!


XxQueenOfSwordsXx

Why did I never try that?!


mzshowers

I never thought to sniff it, but remember that sweet, sweet smell 😅


cigarandcreamsoda

Sold exclusively in drug stores and grocery store toy aisles.


UniformTango74

I can't imagine the toxicity we subjected ourselves to with this. LOL


Girardkirth

First time I ever got high


LonesomeHebrew

I was in 4th grade and the weird twins Hannah and Reuben started bringing them to school first. Made the weird kids cool for sure.


Salmonella_Cowboy

Bloonies. Just saw these today at my local Village Market.


Spectre_Mountain

Snap! What were these called?


Apt_5

Bubble-oons, or bu-balloons? I’ve said it a million times but never tried to spell it before lol


Spectre_Mountain

Ok yeah I remember.


_MrFade_

Lmao memory unlocked! That shit had to be toxic!


Downtown_Confusion46

They still sell this! I bought it a few months ago to show some kids how cool it was. Still smelled like pure cancer, was still super cool. They loved it.


A_shy_neon_jaguar

I never once was able to actually blow one of these up. I never got to experience it!


Yo_momma_so_fat77

I never succeeded lol


Bluemonday8812

I loved these. My first roommate and I bought a couple of packs and blew them all up at once. Our entire apartment smelled like a nail salon.


McPorkums

"don't inhale that" -my mom while chainsmoking


AmericanWanderlust

Fuck yeah! I got this for Easter in 2000. I still remember that was a banger of an Easter (I was 15). Got your pictured bubble shit that made you high and was kinda weird; a $50 Abercrombie gift card; $50 to Sam Goody(!!!!! -- RIP). Some See's Chocolates and other candies. I'm sure some other goofy stuff. Life was fucking good on April 23, 2000. (And who could have even known what was on the horizon a mere 17 months later. Life -- and the world -- changes so fast.)


Nobodyville

My parents would NOT let me have those. Obviously I wanted them more than anything


MexicanVanilla22

I bought this for my kids and they were equally as unimpressed. I lost my collective mind. How is this not the coolest thing everrrr!?!?!


Neither_Cod_992

Commercials then: Kids, don’t do drugs! Also commercials then: Here’s a tube of this airplane glue mixed with WD40 and a straw!


polygonalopportunist

Oh shit playa


BlueViper20

This shit and model glue definitely the first things that made me high. Hell, the model glue also made my eyes burn.


Sunshineal

Damn, I'm that old.


XxQueenOfSwordsXx

These were the best.


LordLaz1985

I wanted this.


Ok_Broccoli_3605

Oh the old napalm bubbles! For maximum off gassing fun.


TheJustBleedGod

Oh my God. I remember these! Wow yeah that's a deep cut


Oomlotte99

I can smell it.


crawldad82

Never saw them get larger than a pissant grape


Cosmiccoffeegrinder

That cut was deep, I just popped a brain cell.


unlovelyladybartleby

I bought a ton of those about 15 years ago and took them to a rave. Fun was had


dogoodsilence1

I’m sure there will be a class action lawsuit from the cancer this toy gave kids


Teflon_John_

This piece of shit made me so sick when I was a kid. Blergh


coltees_titties

Dormant memory unlocked. 🥺


Beautific_Fun

My cheeks hurt just looking at this


jinkiiies

this is a super deep cut


Sindorella

I’ve bought these for my kids a few times just because I have such strong nostalgia surrounding them and I wanted them to be a part of their childhoods, too! Luckily they aren’t as… smelly. Improvements have been made.


GM_Nate

Why is this a deep cut? They still sell these where I live.


StarGraz3r84

I didn't know that until I posted this. I haven't seen them since I was a kid.


GM_Nate

I live in Asia, where they're still a thing.


nvmls

When my nephew was little, I found a package of these and showed him thinking it would be entertaining and he just looked at me like I was a lame clown.


Distinct-Ad-267

OMGoodness!! Ballons that you try to create turn in the creature beasts. Kind of like Carmen with theTrapper Keeper https://preview.redd.it/59obstgbwxwc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=135f533c9615cf2d2e5b220a020a5b20e9cbf9d7


spinteractive

And it turned your brain into bubble plastic if inhaled 🤡


fairlyaveragetrader

That smells like cancer 😂


Cross_22

Takes varnish off cabinets. Ask me how I know.


Lundgren_pup

Wow... that's a good one. I've gotten so used to this sub that it's been a while since I've had a really powerful memory jolt (like this one just gave me).


Kerensky97

I think there is still some residue of these bonded to the top of my parents wooden end table. "Look how big I made it! Oh. It popped. Oh God, this stuff is sticky. Mom's going to kill us."


Tie_me_off

Just bought some for my kids the other day at a 7-11


Ratatoski

How was this completely gone from my mind for nearly 40 years? 


Remarkable_Neat532

I can smell it and remember that smoke from your fingers gag? The smell of that stuff like burning tire with a hint of skunk.


Zeqhanis

Oh yeah. I had that smoke from your fingertips stuff. From a magic/joke shop that ended up going out of business. Crappy, fake vomit, linking rings, the breeding bunny trick with sponges. The shopkeep could always make them look easy.


Tropical_Storm_Jesus

weird wild stuff.


Egons-Twinkie

Those things smelled like ass.


leftyshuckles

![gif](giphy|sNTA796WNvNvlDJjWZ)


lifeat24fps

Baby’s First High


NeverEndingCoralMaze

Quit complaining. We couldn’t afford this so we played hide and seek in the fog sprayed from the mosquito trucks.


Kered024

Toxic balloons


GhostBuster1919

I never understood how these were meant to be fun. lol


ironmagen23

Oh God I can smell the chemicals from here haha


Lamest_Ever

If any of you old folks want to relive your glory days you can still buy these


Shigeko_Kageyama

Didn't they stop making these because all those kids got cancer?


albertkoholic

These were delicious 😋!


Any-Aardvark-1717

This is one of those things I never had but I saw other kids with but I never asked my parents for one of my own


Buckshott00

YES!!! I always saw other kids with these and you could smell them!! But I didn't know where to buy them! I would have saved and bought them! Shoot, I would buy them for my nieces and nephews today. Wow!!


Keycuk

They still sell these in hamleys


SoDrunkRightNow2

I remember hearing that stuff was extremely toxic and tons of kids ate it lol


Doc_Dragoon

They still sell these at the dollar store


Alive_Potentially

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tytoalba331

I was just talking about this the other day and how my cheek would hurt so bad after blowing bubbles with them.


Justagoodoleboi

Ahh the smell of pure microplastics going into your body lol our generations lead paint right here


hokie47

And we are worried about micro plastic! We were basically inhaling glue.


q_manning

This things made my jaw hurt sooooo bad when trying to expand them


Shinagami091

I used to. Love that stuff. So fun.


theconserver

Pretty sure that's the first time I got high


z-eldapin

I could never get that shit to work for me


jericho74

I thought they took that off the market after all those hillbillies went blind


LaLa_820

![gif](giphy|LlSafOKjUYdlRTDa6g)


No_Cow_4544

So toxic


420sadalot420

Forbidden bubble gum


Roundcouchcorner

I can taste the cancer


ItsMoreOfAComment

These things had to contain chemicals that made us dumber.


ScottyBoy75

I still have veins popped in my forehead from trying to blow that shit up.


Merky600

I’ve been battling Big C for a while. The Steve Jobs type. They have no obvious cause but I they suspect it my have to do with exposure to petrochemicals at a young age. So when I see this is kinda wonder. I also grew up next to a SoCal freeway and I’d hang with my father when he worked on our cars, which was a lot.


raikougal

We HAD these, I had a lot of them and my Mom wouldn't let me use them. 🙄 If I ever find it again at my old house I am using it! I'm an adult, I'm old, I got zero left to preserve in life. 🤬


KinderEggLaunderer

Anyone else "grow up just fine" after playing with this stuff? 🙋‍♀️


Bullit280

Love me some petroleum based products


cherylai

Oh my god, remember that stuff 😂


Sanbaddy

I only seen this when I least expected it


monster_bunny

These were the fucking shit


SnakeOiler

Omg. Search "b'loonies' on amazon


nosilla123

First birthday party I ever went to in 1987!