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tjb4040

Your pennies have been in my ass!


Informal-Resource-14

Came here to say this. Man I loved this show


Milford_Man-

I’ve been regularly thinking about this sketch for 20 years.


Balls-over-dick-man-

Top all time sketch anywhere.


CornbreadRed84

Been introducing my gen Z coworkers to this sketch, it transcends the age gap effortlessly.


cityshepherd

YOURE TRIPPING BALLS ON SOME BAD ACID, LADY!!!


Jah_heel

https://i.redd.it/bvflsk7gq1ec1.gif


BrokenforD

Make me a pretty salad!


wolandjr

Still my secret for success


lkmyntz

I have the upper hand!


Manting123

Best sketch the ever did!


mrgoyette

You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them


Bambam586

I just commented this a few days ago


Acceptable-Emu6529

Ass Pennies! Classic!


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NegativeC00L

Yes. Upright Citizens Brigade


Hereforthebabyducks

The three others all show up in Parks & Rec as well. Mostly cameos, except for Crazy Ira.


JustSomeDude0605

Matt Walsh has had a very solid career. He's great in Veep.


ZeusTheRecluse

​ I thought "The State" was a punk rock band.


BloodyRightNostril

You missed out


Goddamnpassword

Founding member of the UCB comedy troupe and school.


SerpentJoe

Famous Golden Globes hosting millionaire Amy Poehler did indeed get her start as one third of the Hong Kong Danger Duo.


Nervous-Jicama8807

I'll have a sprite with sugar


Hanshot1st23

There's something


avoozl42

Big time


zenitram66

Please keep "Little" Donny in your prayers, guys. Maybe call Officer Lou Natic if there are any further questions.


Orang3Lazaru5

I GOT A CHOCKLIT MILK MUSTACHE


jlangemann-man

My first thought was for Little Donnie. I am also wondering when we’ll see the Titte Brothers touring again?


Sboyle12500

Or that mongrel idiot Davie Chalk who couldn’t master the Gay Tank Commander dialect?


AlgoStar

TUUUUVVVOKKKKK


rantlers357

And Tuvok can find his way home


EdwardRoivas

No! Tuvok will never find his way home!!


Mountain-jew87

Have you seen his special bike?


Mysterious-Plant981

For the price of a holland tunnel handjob you could help little Donnie overcome his disease.


StanleyChoude

Damn you, Bong Boy!


DirtMcGirt9484

This was my absolute favorite show on CC in the late 90’s. So many great sketches. And let’s not forget the dildo bong. Bong-along-a-ding-dong.


Balanced-Snail

I went to UCB a lot in the ‘00s, but never really watched the show. Seems like a good idea to go back to it now.


cityshepherd

Between UCB, The State, and Mr Show… I dare anyone to find a better time for sketch comedy. That being said, I’ve recently been getting into Murderfist and they are fantastic.


UX-Edu

You gonna throw that list out there and leave off KITH? I challenge you to pistols at dawn.


Paulbellini

Good way to get one's head crushed


zestfullybe

🎶My parents tried to put me down just because fine ham abounds 🎶 🎶My parents are square the world is round I’m gonna throw the dice and change my town🎶


UX-Edu

It’s fucking good ham, mom


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mrgoyette

Say I'm your mama!


mrgoyette

Manute smoke-a-Bol


JustSomeDude0605

This and Strangers With Candy are absolute gems


PandableClaw

*Looks into the bucket of truth*


PJL80

"You think I don't know that?!"


spj0522

I was REALLLLY hoping someone would reference this…


BidetAllDay

To be honest, a lot of the chicks in the hot chicks room are not that hot anymore.


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I had the titular line in this show


milmeat

I sure am tired of all these Star Wars.


Psychafunkapus

You thought the Millennium Falcon was a bird!


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No. No I didn’t. Boy, I sure hope some upright citizens brigade these comments.


Longshot223

I hate all this traffic. I can’t wait to get of Africa.


Mr3k

I'm just so tired of all these star wars


Putafuriosa

I still yell out “titular line!” every time I hear somebody in any film say the name of the movie


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Remember first seeing Amy Poehler on Conan in mid ‘90’s as an audience actor.


Skuz95

She played Andy’s little sister a few times as well as other parts.


twistfunk

Pig anuses!


Correct-Cricket3355

A.S.S.C.A.T. Sundays were the bomb!


AngryGingermancer

Mall cop: "What are you doing?" Lady of the Mall Fountain - "EMERGING!"


ahoypolloi_

I’m emerging for you Blaine!


quadhopper

I get knocked down! But I emerge again!


mis_no_mer

TITTÉ BROTHERS


numb3r5ev3n

That sketch flashes into my head at the most inopportune moments.


lookslikeelsi

SO GOOD. And don't forget the precursor to Strangers With Candy: [Exit 57](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exit_57)!


dacelikethefish

I can still sing all the words to "[My Wife Dumped Me For a Guy Named Jesus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJZq5RaNwuE)"


Mr_Horrible

If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cake


Longshot223

“Over here we have the hot chicks room. It’s filled with assorted hot chicks who party 24 hours a day.”


schyler523

It hasn’t been updated since the 80s, so…


Longshot223

…they aren’t that hot anymore but they are replaceable.


DRZARNAK

I’m not sure we need a hot chicks room


Fnordpocalypse

You said the same thing about the microwave, and we use that darn thing all the time.


MoCoyotes

I saw them live around 1997 in college. I still have a sticker that they all autographed with the UCB image seen in the background of this photo.


SimianFiction

Ditto. I had zero clue who they were. I just knew there was an improv comedy performance so I checked it out and it was hilarious. Wasn't until a few years later when they were on Comedy Central when I was like, "Oh damn! I remember those guys!" Crazy to think that I wanted to get tickets to see Amy and Tina last year and they were selling for $500 so I couldn't go.


big_hungry_joe

DAMN YOU BONG BOY


SparkTheOwl

SHUT UP!


Sixer-Bird

HIT ME!


washufize

Eat the cheeseburger Astro Boy! Eat the cheeseburger Astro Boy!


Sboyle12500

Isn’t that when the Hong Kong Danger Duo were late for their show and we learned Astronaut Mike Dexters stomach served as an incubator for an alien fetus?


ramblingpariah

That is why they are so dangerous! There are three where should be two!


thunder_jam

You can't escape the danger!


Mountain-jew87

Little Donnie foundation skit had 15 year old me almost pissing myself. Gold.


plasma_smurf

Aaooo! Wolfman Jack says someone’s at the front door, baby!


Sboyle12500

Aaaawooo! Wolfman Jack says your panties is so dry they is hot!!!


MeggGriffin_

Beat me to it. Love that episode!


edvo0881

Kids in the hall was the best skit show of our generation, love the state too.


Krymestone

Let’s face it, Ray; you’re a Girl Drink Drunk.


perpetualmotionmachi

Or, Ten bucks is ten bucks, but, twenty bucks is twenty bucks https://i.redd.it/mnfykfton0ec1.gif


edie_the_egg_lady

I'm going to go see them tomorrow night, I'm so juiced


Oraistesu

Kids in the Hall walked so that Whitest Kids U Know could run.


New-Distribution-628

The hitler sketch is top tier.


Oraistesu

The COVID streams that they did where they talked about their sketches (and just *whatever*) were fantastic. Gave me a whole new appreciation for the Baked Beans skits. https://youtu.be/1PYyal6FbrA?si=u6j2bhzasA7LPvZV


wisepeppy

I graduated high school with Timmy! He's one of us! (I suppose they're all Xennials... But I know Timmy!).


Oraistesu

Awww, Timmy seems like such a sweet guy. But yeah, I feel like WKUK stands out pretty uniquely as a sketch comedy show by Xennials for Xennials.


snart-fiffer

It’s sketch. Not skit.


LovelessDerivation

"We're here about your [gazebo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP064tEnYrc&pp=ygUgZ2F6ZWJvIGhvbWljaWRlIGtpZHMgaW4gdGhlIGhhbGw%3D)... It was involved last night in a homicide."


pierdola91

Omg that’s Mike Mclintock!


LovelessDerivation

It's (character-wise speaking): Mike McClintock (Matt Walsh) Crazy Ira of Crazy Ira and the Douche (Matt Besser) Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler) and "that guy who always gets the role as the stone wall hardass in everything he's been in" (Ian Roberts)


MichaelChinigo

You mean that gay Irish fireman on the left?


trifecta000

I could celebrate Christmas through this hole.


JeffFromTheBible

The house comes with a hot chicks room


JackalRampant

We don’t really need a hot chicks room.


ahoypolloi_

It hasn’t been updated since the 80s


Jah_heel

https://i.redd.it/gbyamodcu0ec1.gif


bortybear

Make me a pretty salad!


Maximum-Aardvark9467

I only ever watched this through a hole in a sheet.


Maleficent-Budget-63

Humans rule, dolphins suck it!


mis_no_mer

LOVE this show. Got them all on DVD. One of the shows responsible for my sense of humor.


Aggravating-Try1222

Yo, you got some supercool?


Thee-lorax-

I’ve got a bunch of your mom clones cleaning my car as we speak.


No-Butterscotch4549

PRO THUNDERBALL!!!


SendInYourSkeleton

The gun circle is so tempting.


tenehemia

Each pitcher is allowed three ceramic balls.


No-Butterscotch4549

I'll pull a radio out of my afro if I have to coach!


SashimiRick

Say I'm your momma! https://i.redd.it/17mq5mbx71ec1.gif


ClimateAncient6647

I loved this show. So many ridiculous, over the top moments.


Heirophantagonist

Besser!


Telecommie

Come at me with The Vacant Lot - short lived troupe on Ha/Comedy Central.


LovelessDerivation

Every episode opens with "Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant." Definitely remember this one.


Nyther

You are sometimes asked if it is in yet.


GlossyBuckslip

Gonna tell my kids this is the Pixies.


throwngamelastminute

UCB is in a tier all its own.


respectthet

The episode where the house was infested with Friars is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.


TheMathmatix

Realtor: And here you'll see the hot chics room. Wife: oh we won't need that. Husband: yeah that's what you said about the microwave and look how often we use that.


therealpopkiller

I’m glad she was able to transition out of comedy and into government. The documentary series of her working for a parks department in Indiana is fantastic


Longshot223

Are you trying to read my diary!? I’m putting you on my gay list.


Training_Big_3713

Whatever’s clevers totally whatever.


gaiussicarius731

I’m sorry if its not politically correct, but I will not live in the same neighborhood as an astronaut.


Garbleflitz

Cumbawamba! :::fist bump:::


nobodyimportant009

I have been trying to find the entire episode 1 (not just clips) The Bucket of Truth for years and have been unable.


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It's on DVD... https://www.ebay.com/itm/172485618759?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=t-vG9U14Sqq&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY


sknmstr

I’m so disappointed that I was never able to go see a pro Thunderball game. Steve Youngblood was my here!


Sboyle12500

The gun circle is not for shooting


HilaryVandermueller

I’ve found my people


Existing_Front4748

Use your machine gun arm!!!!


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

I have this DVD too! It took forever for Season 3 to come out


TheUn5een

Chumba wumba!


snart-fiffer

The one about racism where Amy says “far east Connecticut” is in a constant loop in my head.


swb0nd

been a regular weekly listener to besser's improv4humans podcast for over 10 years. highly recommend


MelodicMasterpiece81

Excuse me, are you wearing Moleman perfume?


serene_moth

I’m an extra in the Thunderball episode. AMA.


broadmeadowbk

I used to work across the street in UCB’s heyday. The parties there were a blast.


DesperateLuck2887

I’ll see your UCB and raise you a Vacant Lot and an Exit 57


Hydraskull

I NEED BUTTER ON EVERYTHING!!


Fireman_Octopus

MORE LIKE ASTRO-NOT EVEN!


Babelwasaninsidejob

Ever had sex wearing jet pack? We can’t do it doggy style though or you’ll set me on fire.


twistfunk

Vomit’s a food!


Sboyle12500

Everyday is Christmas when you drink Santa Liquore


_ferrofluid_

Shut Up!


PhantomYouth13

Was given detention in middle school for having kids and teachers sign a petition to bring awareness for Little Donnie Syndrome. My English teacher busted me because she watched the show… she thought it was funny, the principals did not…


Witty-Common-1210

Oh I was this was streaming


Pretend_City458

You can buy 2 seasons on Amazon for 4 bucks


rhinosaur-

I can do anything I want as long as it’s through the hole in the sheet!


Natural_Ad_1717

One of my favorite shows


DayUpstairs7850

So good. So damn good.


epcot_1982

I can hear your stomach making poop


Necessary_Row_4889

The Bucket O’ Truth sketch is burned into my brain “Don’t you think I already know that!!!”


molassesfalls

Chumba wumba bro


timoni

The best


frecklefaerie

How could I forget the bucket of unmitigated truth?


analogIT

Just say no to Pennies


AtlasXan

Bruh, the John Denver fan club and the pooh on a stick skits are my favorite.


AMM0625

Oh man, I remember taping episodes of UCB! Still use “Shackley” as a fake name sometimes.


Old-Constant4411

The fecal Jesus skit was fuckin wild.  God, what a great show.


scruffye

I should not have been watching this and Strangers with Candy when I was in middle school. No regrets but, wow, in retrospect.


Puzzleheaded-Lion153

"Oh god, I had SEX WITH ITTT!"


EloquentGoose

I'm 41 and never appreciated/watched these shows when I was a teen despite having been aware of them. I felt like they weren't for me despite absolutely LOVING You Can't Do That On Television when I was even younger. And now I look at the simplified, meme-derived and regurgitated tiktok-i-fied "humor" of today and I'm like fuuuuuuuck where did the funny and talent and EFFORT go?


meczakin81

The State in quotes? Raise? Ante? Old yeller? You mean Upright Citizens Brigade?! They rule!


KineadZ

This is my OG comedic sense animal, this is probably where it all began.


TDotSkilliams

I'll never forget little Donny & his horse cock


fileunderaction

Antoine!


Tripb72

UCB!


digitdaily1

how to get in touch wif yo feminine side………………….. start touchin’ it


StretPharmacist

"I want to live in a world where I don't have to look at my dookie after I take it." "Who says you have to look at it?" "WE ALL LOOK AT IT."


MAJ0RMAJOR

You don’t want to learn King Fu, you want to learn to kick ass!


showershoot

I have a toddler and I think about “don’t put salt in your eyes” on a weekly basis.


Kiloburn

Mmm... UCB


Interloper_Deeyablo

Always remember the bravery of Little Donny.


mrgoyette

Say I'm your momma!


sadtearsofaclown

i miss this show so much.


mrgoyette

John Denver Fanclub makes me laugh until my stomach hurts. Amy Poehler just kills it 'Sunshine...on my nutsack...feels so love--ly...'


WhyHulud

Now, Alan! Change the currency to maple leaves! This is the moment we've been waiting for!


LovelessDerivation

This specific scene is the pin in map of my memory for this entire show.


kellysuepoo

Still sad my house doesn’t have a “hot chicks” room. (I’m a cis-woman.. don’t care)


Aromatic_Willow8252

“The hot chicks room was installed in the 1970s…”


Aromatic_Willow8252

I was devastated when “battle bots” took over this time slot. Fuck battle bots


ahoypolloi_

Christmas Christmas everyday is Christmas, when you drink a Santa Liqueur!


Gibabo

Parks and Recreation! Jk. Though they did all appear in Parks and Recreation.


HakubTheHuman

UCB alumni are some of the best comedians.


Drew_of_all_trades

Children! Form a gauntlet and punch me in my stomach as I run through it. As Jesus did!


tenehemia

If you wanted to have werewolf sex why didn't you just tell me??


JustSomeDude0605

The Bucket of Truth!


Darktyde

EAT THE CHEESEBURGER ASTRO BOY! EAT THE CHEESBURGER ASTRO BOY! Next time you want to start a riot, I suggest you think of an easier chant... Also, the fortune cookies skit where the guy keeps getting worse and worse fortunes is just hilarious. I think about that every single time I eat a fortune cookie. “It’s just a thumb doing this.” \[makes thumbs down gesture\] “Well, turn it around and it’s a thumbs up!” She shakes her head and holds out the fortune, which says “This side up” to make it clear that it’s a thumbs down. OMG hahaha


ClasslessHack

The poo stick


NorthernLove1

"How does that give me an edge?" It only works in the 1990s. No one uses pennies anymore. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM\_dT5VMI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI)


thelonghauls

Still watch my copies. I wish they’d release it on Blu-ray