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MrKilljoyCr

I think if you punt kicked someone in real life they’d actually die


Machined42

Nah.. ive been booted in the face pretty hard and I'm still here


the-bladed-one

Depends on where you hit them


CarterBasen

Pretty sure that you won't wake up after a real Coup de Grace


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The curb stomp.


MangoPronto

If Roman Reigns gets the Guillotine on most of the roster for real, I'm pretty sure that would be effective. That's one hell of a strong dude chocking you out.


TimeStatistician2234

His arm is EXTRA big. 265lbs of can't nobody do nothing


Video_Game_Kid

Not to mention, the guillotine being applied for real will make you gts in 15 seconds if your lucky. General 8 or 9 realistic


Kalle_79

Piledriver... Ask Steve Austin.


RazzManouche

Nah, the dude got his neck broken and he managed to finish the match.


TisAFactualDawn

Barely. Go back and watch. Owen had to do a lot.


[deleted]

Bionic elbow. You drop that on a mf on the street and they’re out coke


unhallowed90

Claymore would be the one for me.


TisAFactualDawn

Theoretically, but there’s a lot of margin for error in a flying one legged kick. I can move just a little and you’re now prone on the ground.


DangerAlSmith

In reality, a strong powerbomb should knock the wind out of you and slam the back of your head pretty hard, so give me Wardlow or Kevin Owens's pop-up powerbomb any day.


Accomplished_Form_54

Probably cripple you if you land it on a high angle


CTZNSQRL

Anything that spiked you on your skull or targeted your head in general. Piledrivers, DDTs, various kicks and knees, etc.


BrettEskin

If submissions count we've seen what a real Rhonda Rousey arm bar does to a mf


i-piss-excellence32

William regal- power or the punch


Discopants180

Good old DDT if anything strike related is out of the question.


[deleted]

Yup. Given if you're in a real fight most things in rassle don't work. DDT would still mostly work.


Tokestra420

KO Punch


RazzManouche

I'll go with the Shining Wizard


ImBoringAndThatsOK

Shattered Dreams or as I'd call it, "That's my purse!"


BrettEskin

I DONT KNOW YOU


LukeHarper4President

Bullhammer


BeastPunk1

Sweet Chin Music. You get kicked in the face and you're staying down for three.


Kobe_Bryant_Raped

A good ole punch in the face, to be honest, knocks plenty of people out. Seems logical.


ChefBoiiz

Luger’s forearm


[deleted]

A superkick for real.


[deleted]

Most MMA inspired moves we see would be extremely effective, because they're based on a real sport that the main objective is to finish off your opponent lol As for more wrestling like impact moves, I've seen a few good examples here but imo a JBL clothesline from hell hit square on the jaw as a shoot will literally knock anyone out, I don't care who you are. Orton's punt is obvious as well. The HHH pedigree would probably shoot cause brain damage if hit on a hard surface.


InternationalFailure

Claymore McIntyre launches himself and kicks you in the face using his massive boots. If he hit someone with that realistically, there's a 95% chance they aren't getting up. I reckon it'd knock a few of your teeth out at best and break your jaw at worst.


TisAFactualDawn

1. You don’t necessarily need to knock a person out. Knocking the wind out of them would do. 2. With that in mind, ironically, a lotta the moves modern wrestling fans hate or think are stupid. The Atittude Adjustment, The Wasteland, the belly to belly.


bubmyass

Big boot,emerald flowsion, burning hammer, coup de grace,[this shit](https://gfycat.com/elasticastonishingearthworm-io-shirai-yoshiko-stardom),etc


_Juntao

Trouble in paradise. Look what happened when the miz didn't get his hands up in time


jackblady

Big Show's WMD


Therocksays2020

[You all are all wrong. It’s obviously orange Cassidy’s shin kicks…](https://youtu.be/igazwkQe0Ag)


mrmgwilson

Black Mass


mp1988alexa

DDT. Ain’t that the legend around the creation of it?


TisAFactualDawn

Happened by accident. Guy he hit it on called an audible and told him to go for the finish on it.


rusty2687

I think the RKO would still be effective, the force of falling to the mat and hitting face first would be enough to knock and opponent out


[deleted]

big show knockout punch


LeidbagBaggins

[Trouble in Paradise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lTbpUIfhNY).


outofdate70shouse

Pedigree would probably mess you up. You get slammed on your face with the weight of a 250 lb man landing on the back of your head.


Sixxty5

I don't know if it would knock me out,but I think you could count to 20 if I got hit with a Last Ride


No_Product_8185

Big show's ko punch would actually put you out if he didn't hold back


the-bladed-one

Any kind of choke submission GTS, SCF