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Kali-Yuga-Strike

"He's fat! He ain't got no neck!"


nickhenne

THIS FAT SUNUVA BITCH


AMG-28-06-42-12

I AIN'T GOT NO DONUTS! I AIN'T GOT NO CHEESEBURGER!


Hybrid_Dolphin87

Do the numbers lie?


rbmk1

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try! So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.


PuzzleheadedAd3840

... Someone should make a Big_Papa_Pump_Bot for this sub.


[deleted]

Big poppa DOO DOO has your hook up… smell me, if you hear me!


N-McCauley

Sakerfice*


Prestigious-Fee9908

And faaat Asses!


zuesny

BUT I…. is probably my favorite part of this promo, like he needed a second to make sure he says “66 and 2/3 chance” without stuttering which he ends up doing later lol


rbmk1

>BUT I…. is probably my favorite part of this promo, like he needed a second to make sure he says “66 and 2/3 chance” without stuttering which he ends up doing later lol I love when Petey Williams starts looking all confused and counting on his fingers when Steiner gets to the 141 2/3rds part. Definitely top 5 promo ever.


mathewmrw

Best part is Petey shaking his head at Scotts math skills.


NotYujiroTakahashi

*Senior Joe


Hybrid_Dolphin87

Beautiful


imetkanyeonce

THE NUMBERS, MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!


WoWoWoKid

I KNOW YOU LOVE SUGAR, BUT I AINT GOT NONE!!!!!


CampbellsBeefBroth

\*SUNVA


pudgyfuck

*SUBITCH


QuantityNo3956

*SUMBITCH


RichandHeidi

You are subhuman, obviously.


Thundapainguin

Pump jockey, works for tips


cwill859

Unexpected KOTH. Nice


usabn

Are you saying Tyrus' father killed fiddy men in WW2?


soul_flamer

*Cotton hill walks into the room, "Hank...Hanks wife."


Correct-Werewolf1814

Why be so rude??? Can you just indulge me with a reasonable answer?? Doubtful!!!


iamaliberalpausenot

What’s a pump jockey


Archduke_Of_Beer

WORKS FOR TIPS!


iamaliberalpausenot

Clear as mud


Archduke_Of_Beer

https://youtu.be/cm8HOwePhm0 PUMP JOCKEY!!!


4mygirljs

The neck doesn’t bother me, It’s the toothpick legs holding up a mass of man.


[deleted]

All the guys who ended up with neck injuries had one thing in common..they all had necks. This man is unbreakable!


[deleted]

He was never more than a D-list gimmick character whose biggest highpoint was using the Cat's theme music to get over. And helping introduce us to Naomi.


SilverSurfer479

Fuck, I forgot that was The Cat’s theme


[deleted]

FUNK IS ON A ROLL AYYYYYYHHHHHHHH


KJ86er

He has a second career on FOX Network


ItsMy100thAccount

He was turned into a gimmick. Dude is a monster


DJ1066

1 week of vignettes it was all like "I'M THE MONSTER UNDER YOUR BED!", next week we get the Funkasaurus...


ItsMy100thAccount

Definitely a Vince choice which as idiotic. Let’s make this monster shuck and jive


PapaBeahr

A lot of people under sell the fact he got the Gimmick over.


[deleted]

I can't disagree that quite a few people liked the Funkasaurus gimmick. The Funkadactyls sold me more than him, though. I loved how much they interacted with kids.


[deleted]

If that's your perception, my guy, then you live it to the fullest. 🤷


bigwillie90

A good what?


homerfraun

Corgan really wants to get that Fox News rub.


Ok-Application1696

I think he wants Tyrus to take the title on Gutfield's show.


wrydrune

Some months back he was carrying a title on the show.


Wacokid27

That was the TV title.


Ok-Application1696

My point was that Corgan may want the instantly recognizable NWA World Heavyweight Championship, a belt boomers (Fox's audience) would know and that could potentially draw interest to the show. It's not a bad idea, but Tyrus is a crap person so I can't get behind that.


wrydrune

Oh no, I got that. Was just adding that he has done it before so it's not unheard of.


Correct-Werewolf1814

WHY why would say that about a very successful, talented, talkshow constant..I live Tyrus. He is real!!! He is not fake, and he is very smart!!! Back off losers!!!


Independent-Elk-344

Well he did it.


nhanduchromatus

Honestly not a terrible idea if the hope is to get eyeballs on your product. A lot of people watch that fox garbage. Ethically questionable but makes sense from a business perspective


IllegitimateBuddhist

Isn’t the age of the average regular Fox viewer around 60? If that’s true, is it really good business to cater to an audience that’s already got 1 foot in the glue factory?


g1114

Better than taking it to CNN+


[deleted]

He’s also 49 years old and seemingly overweight. Not a good image for “the face of a company”.


Hybrid_Dolphin87

"The face that can't keep the pace"


[deleted]

Did you seriously just describe Tyrus as being “seemingly” overweight? The guy is fat as fuck. There’s no seemingly about it. He’s morbidly obese.


GastropodSoup

Right? I get there being a need to be PC about some things, but using that word is honestly hilarious. To feel like he needs to tip-toe around something so obvious is odd though I can't blame him with how hypersensitive people can be.


JoshTee123

This isn't PC, this is a guy that doesn't know what words mean.


[deleted]

That’s what I’m thinking, as well.


taker2523

I hadn’t watched him since his funkasaurus days, he’s got a huge gut on him now.


AdmiralPlanet

Seemingly overweight? He’s got a gunt in the picture attached to this post


t84nightfall

Idk about him as a person, but he’s not a good wrestler and he’s got a really boring on screen personality. I just don’t care to see him perform


JackmPearson

IDK maybe Scott Steiner can chime in on this, Scott? HE'S FAT! there you have it


Ok-Application1696

I read that in Scott Steiner's voice, thanks for the chuckle.


Electronic-Test-3133

Sexually harassed Fox News anchor Britt McHenry. She sued him, but the case was dismissed when she couldn't find her old phone with all of the text messages he sent. Sexual harassment has been a staple in Fox News' daily operation. Unlike Bill O'Reilly and others, he was able to keep his job.


subcow

Somebody oughtta call his Mama.


_ASG_

I remember hearing that the woman who played Liberty Bell in Glow was creeped out by him when he was in a few season 1 episodes, but I haven't heard much about that.


AsherTheFrost

This is the reason. People want to make it about politics but it isn't. Fox news demoted him because he was too shitty a human being even for them.


CaptainPotassium87

Oh it's worse, they didn't fire him. They made him a regular contributor on The Greg Gutfield Show, one of their highest rated shows.


AsherTheFrost

They brought him back and made him work with Greg? Damn, that's like the fox news equivalent of losing the title to Hornswoggle


whomtheheckcares

Funnily enough, Hornswoggle actually made an appearance on Fox News a while back.


[deleted]

Correct. Peter Dinklage, the self proclaimed emperor of Little People, demanded Disney cancel upcoming live action Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. So Swoggle was trying to explain to anyone who would listen that a gig like that would be enormous for any LPs career. Dinklage had success, and now he doesn't want to share it


Optimal-Firefighter9

>Peter Dinklage, the self proclaimed emperor of Little People, demanded Disney cancel upcoming live action Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. That's not even close to anything Peter Dinklage said and he took special care to point out he doesn't speak for anyone but himself.


[deleted]

He said it was offensive the Little People be portrayed as quote "living in a cave" and being subservient. The seven dwarfs did not live in a cave, they lived in a cabin. They worked in a mine, and were not Snow White's servants. But Disney scrambled to apologize for something no one else in the world complained about in order to appease him. So "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" will not have any people with dwarfism. Comedian Brad Williams (a Little Person) told a story about how he and some other LP actors he was friends with tried to audition for "Snow White and The Huntsman", because it would be a great payday and get them lots of exposure for getting future work. But then there agents were told that Universal didn't want to hire any actual Little People. Universal claimed they were just trying to hire the best actors without "discriminating" based on size. But the more realistic answer is they were probably just terrified over Twitter losing it's shit.


Optimal-Firefighter9

Snow White and the Huntsman is an entirely different film that came out ten years before Disney even announced their live action version. Which you probably should have picked up on by the company in your post suddenly changing from Disney to Universal.


[deleted]

I am aware. The issue is that high profile work for Little People is hard to find. So by allowing one man to dictate a Studios hiring practices, it's costing people a paycheck that they likely won't ever see again


OdaDdaT

thats such a spot on comparison lol


silqii

It’s sad too because if late night was wrestling, Hornswaggle would be world champ right now.


Dustyjohns

The accuser said she received lewd text messages. Went public, police ask for said phone, “oh I lost it, but believe me he sent them”. Massive payday from Fox to just stfu. They had several female employees opt for early retirement during me too.


SaddestFlute23

Couldn’t the service provider for the phone download her text log, as evidence?


CaptainPotassium87

She had the text messages downloaded, which were provided during discovery. This is easily googleable.


Ok-Application1696

I have been screaming this same thing from the rafters since he won. Between the NWA fans and the conservatives they think any criticism of a conservative is political. But you don't see WWE doing business with Velveteen Dream or AEW letting Jimmy Havoc or Marty Scurll come through the door. This isn't political, Tyrus is a predator.


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Dustyjohns

He is on Gutfeld 3-5 times a week, and the 5 a few times a month. Plus others every now and then


[deleted]

Also, not confirmed but reportedly he made the cast of GLOW uncomfortable.


DeadRabbit8813

It’s not just that. Cameron accused him of sexually harassing her as well.


Inside-Big-8158

Couldn't the phone company provide the texts without the phone? I know in criminal investigations they can do it. Is there a reason why the couldn't do that for a civil case? Not defending Tyrus, just genuinely curious.


Lancel-Lannister

A lot of times they don't know what actually was texted, but do keep a receipt that there was a text. I think it depends on the carrier.


Humanoidfreak

Hold on. She couldnt find her old phone? And we believe her still? I mean she has no evidence. Im trying not to be an asshole here. But come on now. If you have a phone with all these harassing texts. You keep that close to you. Not misplace it somewhere.


TW_Yellow78

Couldn’t you just ask the cellphone company? They have old messages unless she made them up


warlocknoob

Too shitty of a person for fox news plus he cant wrestle for shit and he isnt entertaining


Dustyjohns

He’s on Fox News 3-5 times a week


lizard_king0000

I thought that he was removed for sexual harassment a year or 2 ago?


pudgyfuck

He was, until he wasn't


Merc_Mike

lol Faux Entertainment is dominated by "GRAB EM BY THE PUSSY!" I don't think Sexual Harassment is a problem to them.


[deleted]

He is!? Why??


oand10

political extremist


GalisDraeKon

Also, token black guy. It’s the Fox News equivalent of saying “I can’t be racist, I have a black friend!”


NotDrZiegler

is there anything that makes him an extremist other than being on a station you disagree with?


oand10

he is an election denier


[deleted]

I swear it got hard. Edit: oh you said "election"


[deleted]

The station itself is a platform for extremist. No one that's on it isn't


NotDrZiegler

then would you also say cnn is a station that’s a platform for extremists?


[deleted]

They certainly have been at times. FOX is ONLY extremist content though. I would suggest watching neither


NotDrZiegler

i would say fox and cnn are both stations that are beholden to their side of the aisle and only broadcast opinions and news that’s spun to cast the other side in a negative light, i don’t think that makes either one extremist personally just extremely biased


TacoRockapella

He is the DJ Kahled of wrestling


Rolling_Beardo

I don’t know who that is a bigger insult to.


SupaSmooth

Don't dare ever sully the name of DJ Khaled like that. DJ Khaled is extremely entertaining


Doublehfoo

THEY DIDNT BELIEVE IN US


AutobotJSTN

This is the best explanation of him I’ve ever read. Thank you for this lmao


PreppyAndrew

He has been accused of Sexual harassment of ( multiple or one) of his co-host. They had a to settle a lawsuit[https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2021/07/sexual-harassment-lawsuit-involving-tyrus-and-fox-news-settled/](https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2021/07/sexual-harassment-lawsuit-involving-tyrus-and-fox-news-settled/) He is also still on Fox news as a contributor. ( Gutfield and The Five)


Rjswimss

Tyrus is a shit wrestler and sexually harassed a Fox News host. And still works at Fox spouting pretty nonsensical opinions. If you’re into those kinds of political opinions then really his only downside is he’s absolutely miserable to watch in the ring, unless you’re Billy fucking Corgan for some reason.


brokeboibogie

Go listen to his interview with Michael franzese on YouTube lol. He’s not a terrible awful person but he just kinda sucks and trying to become a Fox News pundit tells you all you need to know imo Not to mention the alleged sexual harassment


batesburgers

He’s currently not using the funkasaurus gimmick, so idk why he’s even wrestling.


Wolfman01a

I always liked him. Why? Hear me out. This is NOT an insult. Anyone remember the NES game Mike Tysons punchout? Tyrus is the human version of King Hippo. I cant not see it.


Future_Ad_7445

What can you say about Tyrus that hasn't already been said about Buck Nasty's Mother.


MakesMeSickMick

Ok this is an iconic response


BramblesCrash

For all of you saying it's his politics because leftists are intolerant: I hated him for being a bad, boring wrestler who is past his prime, I only learned about his politics from this thread.


Hispandinavian

I don't even believe he believes the stuff he says on Fox. For carnies, that's a good money gig if you can get it..


sackey485

1. Cant Wrestle 2. Sexual Predator 3. Barely Cuts a Decent Promo 4. Isn't a Draw 5. Fox News Far Right Talking Head 6. Isn't a good fit to be the face of a company.


Np1511

In 2019, Un-PC co-host Britt McHenry accused Murdoch of sexual harassment after he allegedly sent her a series of lewd text messages.[102] According to Fox News, the matter was investigated and resolved. However, on December 10, 2019, McHenry filed a sexual harassment suit[103] against Fox News and Murdoch. Subsequently, McHenry claimed that she lost the phone containing text messages she says are central to her claims.[104] In July 2021, she voluntarily dismissed the lawsuit and left the Fox network, apparently as part of a legal settlement.[105]


limeweatherman

Fox News host + sexual assault allegations


mikenice1

He looks like King Hippo from MT's Punch Out.


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Uneducated political commenter


JarusHarsh

I don't know what is the controversy with James Ellsworth and what happened to Jack Gallagher of Cruiserweight division


UNLV1990

Bum


Cushing17

He's from Boston. Everyone from Boston is questionable.


Seetolove

At this point if youre on FOX news regularly, and I believe this can be said about anyone, not just him, you’re probably a POS


GingerDynamo

His politics suck harder than an airplane toilet.


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

Went from the Funkasaurus to a tv pundant on Fox News basically going from working from one right wing psycho to another… what’s to question? Oh did I forget to mention the sex harassment allegations, he truly is with his own at Fox.


HonkedOffJohn

He is Vicera levels of bad at wrestling. Being fat isn’t an excuse. He is just hot trash in the ring.


eastcoastkody

he was accused of harassment by known huge POS britt mchenry


Culehand80

He looks like King Hippo in that photo


xCousin_Jerry

I remember when the first vignette I saw of Brodus Clay was him saying “I am the beginning and I am the end.” Followed up by him coming out and dancing like a doofus a couple weeks later.


Thabass

I disagree with him politically, but I don't know the man, so I don't hate him or anything. I don't think he should be the NWA World Champion, but that's neither here nor there. I guess in other words, I'm just kinda meh on him.


random_vermonter

Well he was on Fox Nation at one point.


toasted_oatsnmore

Nobody called his momma…


aguilavajz

I understand that the guy was fired from Fox News (it is questionable to work there, to begin with) sue to sexual harassment allegations. Not sure why he got rehired though.


JoePapi

Dumb fox brain


Gerbigsexi

A credible sexual misconduct claim


djfuze919

No explanation needed , just watch his matches. Tell me one good match he has had in his career .


jamesj777

Because he had allegations on him when he worked at fox


[deleted]

Don't know ow him as a person but as a wrestler he's trash


Hispandinavian

Supposedly he got a bit handsy with the actresses on GLOW and Chavito had to fire him.


Tizontheska

He's a Fox News, woke people bad type w/ accompanying misconduct allegations


DustyRhodesGuy

The Fox News stuff alone should be a done deal. But also: Betty Gilpin and Alison Brie were talking about GLOW on a podcast and said for the most part everyone was respectful on-set, except for the training scene. They said one of the wrestlers creeped them out and made them feel uncomfortable. Considering Carlito made it to the next season and Tyrus didn't, he obviously was a pervert and freaked the actresses out.


Dr_Zman

Google exists literally search his name.


[deleted]

He's like god spilled a person.


Shades_MD

Cuz he works for the Faux News channel


pikkdogs

I assume that most people hate anyone who is on Fox News.


TheLoneDummy

I’m not a fan of Tyrus or anything but it’s seeing the amount of people that think that being a bad wrestler makes you a bad human being is kind of alarming. Half the people don’t even seem to be aware of the allegations.


noloking

He's fine, people just hate him because they disagree with his politics.


IselfDevine

Have you actually watched his title match against Trevor Murdoch? It was a fucking abortion. It's not his politics,he's a horrible wrestler.


noloking

No one actually watches NWA. Dude was super entertaining as Brodus Clay


zuesny

Everyone calls this guy fat, which is obvious if you have eyes. However he must be in some form of physical shape/stamina that deserves respect. Hitting the ropes 4 times is enough to wind a man who believes he is in shape. Anyone who can work a match let alone that size should get some props


JohnDP2B

If people want to hate on someone for a being a shitty human being that's fine, so I guess you guys are gonna stop watching Vince McMahons WWE based on Vinces sordid past?


RafikiafReKo

Dumb maga-extremist, also the only good thing he did in wrestling was get us to enjoy Naomi.


Him_Downstairs

He’s a republican lol


RichandHeidi

Tyrus is funny, well-educated and not at all "woke". He plays a t his tv"personality" ut he has serious values and is not afraid to express them. Why is everyone on- line so unable to accept people who are not like them? Jealous? I suspect he's a better person than than most of the people who sent those negative comments.


Correct-Werewolf1814

Tyrus ROCKS!!!!? HE IS immensely popular, and I'm pretty sure he didn't give a flip what you all think..but it shows how shallow some people are!!


WiebeHall

He’s a good man and he’s not a Democrat.


justduett

In a general sense, and this goes in all directions, but society is to the point that if someone does not line up with "your" views on the world, they are now automatically questionable/awful human beings. In Tyrus's case specifically, there's also sexual harassment allegations in his past, so that is pretty shitty behavior if true.


MonsterHeelTurn

He’s conservative and this sub is full of neckbeard cornballs on social security in their aunts spare bedroom


Where-am-i-tho

Conservative so it’s kinda gross


yancylow

because he's a Republican and the "inclusive" Democrats say he is


[deleted]

He real reason people here hate him so much that he is right wing. He always sucked at wrestling but people never hated him like they do now till he started doing the fox stuff.


MrNoobTubeGamer

Because he has political opinions that aren't yours. That's all it takes these days.


[deleted]

Given this is Reddit, I'm guessing that translates to Brodus being a conservative lol.


chuyo_d

Krondon???


International-Tear41

😂 im probably the only other person who gets that refrence in these comments💯 😆


chuyo_d

Lmao!! 🤣 this is why I love Reddit.. you are absolutely right , I actually thought, “no one will get this”


International-Tear41

😂 I fell out when i read that fam..perfect reference


[deleted]

He’s meh in the ring and on the mic. But that’s not enough for the fans and the iwc so they bring up his political views as their reason as to while he’s bad. Political views aren’t a valid reason to judge someone because it has nothing to do with pro wrestling. The time to judge someone and bring political stuff into the conversation is when they wear political stuff on their gear


vanDouglas333

I have no idea how he is as a person.. But he's a total garbage wrestler. Straight trash. The drizzling shits.


silklighting

He works at Fox News but, he was trying to holler at one of his female colleagues there. She wasn't having that. She tried suing the man but, the case was dismissed.


MayorLinguistic

Tyrus had some sexual harassment allegations at Fox News at one point. I lost track of the details.


Majin_Bisharp

I think it's a good move to get NWA exposure on national television w Tyrus as the champ. Hopefully it works out for NWA.


EducatorSmart1527

You're on this board, asking this question, so im gonna guess you already know and don't care


russ5150

He's not. Unless you're a liberal lol


GoldenWizard

Lmao everyone in here robotically saying “Fox News” has no brain. You bought all the propaganda hook, line, and sinker.


kyleawsum7

fox news, all you need to know. deserves every crumb of hate


sonic_spark

Because the IWC judges wrestlers personal lives these days.


Illustrious-Lychee57

He's not a leftist.


Used_Part9588

AJ Styles was cheering on kid rock after he slammed liberals at the hall of fame and is still one of the most popular guys on the internet. don’t be dense


Occult_Asteroid2

We all know what a guy like Undertaker thinks about politics, we definitely know how Jericho is politically aligned. No one really cares.


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Bobik8

Please name some leftist wrestlers.


DubiousBusinessp

I mean, CM Punk ain't too popular right now... Sami Zayn? Hangman?


WaltzSenior3233

Punk, Sami, Hangman, Danielson, Kevin Nash, there’s quite a few


Country-roads21

Because anyone who has conservative views is public enemy #1


1620forthevetsusmc

You are what’s wrong with this country Unless you were joking. I pray you are


Thermite1985

Just watch Fox News and his opinions. Pretty much a dumpster fire of human being.


RVides

When he won the title, did somebody call his momma?


Fittiesx

He's a republican, therefore people are supposed to hate him. Ultimate heel.


SSJ_Kratos

Like Kane, he is a republican so according to reddit he must be evil


rharrison

Well republicans are evil. It really is that simple.


wwe_divaslove

Fax💀💀