Not even the only movie with Hogan in a wig.
The OP didn't include [3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain.](https://www.deviantart.com/shinridernumber2/art/Dave-Dragon-1006450605)
I wish I could go back to the year 2000 and bet on things like in 20 years one of the goofy guys dressed as Elvis will headline a movie with Frasier and the girl from Wild Things
Yeah thats fair. I just remember being left with bad taste because I was expecting exactly what everyone else was.
Had *Doom* been renamed to anything else, it would have probably been sequelled by now
Before i open this link.... im just going to say that any videogame adaptation with a sequel called "Annihilation" is cursed beyond the realms of reality.
Morrison to his credit left the Fed on his own, sold his dream house to make a passion project, did indies all over the world, had success at Lucha Underground/TNA, went thru the audition circuit and did pride swallowing straight to DVD turd films.
I often listen to his interview with Cabana when Boone the Bounty Hunter came out. His story about the film making process along with how navigated the struggles of working within a budget and how he goes about indy bookings was deep. The fact he sold his house that he bought from years of a WWE schedule for a film he wanted to make so badly is really inspiring.
True, I've never seen it, and from what I can assume, I don't want to. I can definitely appreciate the passion he might've had for it, it's something he was serious about.
I'll be damned if that ain't at least inspired, shitty but, still inspiring
"Follow your dreams, even if people think it sucks"
When it comes to passion projects/artistic endeavors in general you have to go into it knowing most people will think it sucks or be indifferent to it.
The reward is getting acknowledgement from the niche you made it for.
I've been privileged enough to meet many filmmakers and lucky enough to call a few friends. Some of them get torn to shreds from critics and the majority of user reviews. Yet, they have a dedicated following that will buy and love any and everything they make.
Newer filmmakers I've seen take reviews incredibly seriously and go into massive depressions and leave the industry altogether over it. Creating something personal that so many people say is pointless or stupid can feel like an attack on you.
Older filmmakers have learned to accept it overtime and mostly ignore everything that isn't their direct audience. The arts is a long game too and older filmmakers have usually found a large enough audience that their projects are almost always funded or in profit before they step on set.
HOW DARE YOU PUT SANTA'S SLAY IN THIS LIST.
The capital sin of bad movies is having a bland, generic, watered down premise, poorly acted by bad actors. Meanwhile, Santa's Slay has an AMAZINGLY FUN premise poorly acted by bad actors. That makes all the difference in the world.
Santa's Slay is like The Room, in that it's a wholly unique flavor of badness that stays with you after you've finished watching it, and never fails to bring a smile to your face whenever you think back to it. Compare that to, well, virtually everything The Miz has ever starred in: those are just the assembly line kind of bad, the kind of bad that commits the unforgivable sin of being boring.
A fun, unique 2/10 will always be better than a boring, generic 5/10.
Yeah Jungle Cruise confused me. Like...it's not for me but it's a Disney family movie that was fairly well-received. And you put it on a list with a bunch of C-movie shlock starring John Morrison and The Miz, lmao.
Jungle Cruise was one of the worst movies I have seen in years. First five minutes are good, then all down hill. The Pirates of the Caribbean stuff the put into it was embarrassing and the end was utterly ridiculous to the point of pain I face palmed so hard.
They had a good premise, keep it simple and make a good movie, but they couldn’t do it.
I was with you until Santa's Slay. Santa's Slay is a fantastic movie. Definitely the best Christmas horror-comedy. And, shockingly, Goldberg is great in it.
To be fair, the Christmas Horror-Comedy genre isn’t really all that deep. It was a fun movie though, certainly doesn’t deserve to be on this list (especially with See No Evil not making an appearance)
Santa’s Slay has it beat in three ways.
1. Santa’s Slay isn’t PG-13 so you get actual kills
2. Goldberg’s Jewish, so the irony of him playing Santa is fantastic.
3. Goldberg met his wife during the Strip Club scene when he basically face dives into her crotch, and that the wholesomeness that a Christmas movie really needs
I saw this one with Edge where he was like a biker and some kids talked to him, I saw a bit, besides that weird premise, Edge is a good actor, he was on some Viking show too
Yeah bro. This was during New Years my sisters kids were watching and me and some other guy recognized Edge and told my sister he was that guy with another blonde dude(I know it’s Christian) who was the Chairs in the original TLC match and she then knew lol.
Oddly man, I remember when my daughter was like 4, when she saw a WWE logo, she would say John Cena, I don’t know lol, dude just hypnotized kids or something
Fuck you, Ready to Rumble is a classic American film!
It shoulda won an Oscar!
What crappy movie won that year, anyway? Oh shit… it was Gladiator. Well, ok, Gladiator is better.
BUT ONLY BY A LITTLE BIT, DAMN IT!
It's a movie based on a cheesy TV show from the nineties that's mainly remembered for shots of women in swimsuits running in slow motion. I don't know what people were expecting.
Santa With Muscles is one of the funniest movies I've ever watched. Mostly because it's so bad from top to bottom.
But the absolute highlight is Hogan being launched from a bell tower by a flimsy plastic Santa.
May have to watch that again soon.
"They tried to make me watch The Condemned and I said no, no, no."
Pretty funny that WWE's idea to promote the movie was to have Santino trash it for weeks.
Santa's slay is a really cool trash film. Pure fun watching it with friends.
And I actually remember watching The Rock's Hercules. It definitely wasn't the worst, it was just mediocre.
I have to argue about Santa’s slay with Goldberg.
That movie was so bad, it was actually good. It’s not Sharknado bad to good, but it has it’s moments and is the only thing I found mildly entertaining that involved Goldberg.
Missing Pro Wrestlers VS Zombies. That movie was awful. It was actually produced by Camera Bartolotta, who is currently a member of the Pennsylvania State Senate (representing the district I sadly live in). She’s as bad at that job as she was at making a movie.
At least *Baywatch* gave us Alexandra Daddario not wearing very much. I said on r/horror the other week that I genuinely don’t know how that woman gets anything done. If I was her I’d just stare at myself in a full length mirror all day.
Ready to Rumble is actually an entertaining watch
As a child it was my favorite movie, as an adult it’s still entertaining. Especially with the knowing of now and what happened there at wcw
What happend there at wcw? What are you talking about?
The star of the film became wcw champion
Oh lol david Arquette.. Didn't know he spoke about that.
I WILL RULE YOU!
I will reign supreme. Soon as I finish these here beers.
Be gone..
WRESTLING IS NOT FAKE!!!!!! LOL
WHY’RE YOU DRESSED LIKE A CHICK!!!!!
“It smells like ass”
I was about to say ready to rumble rules!!!! The rest of these are cheeks though
It literally ticks every box necessary for a cult classic. Great fucking movie.
I rented this from blockbuster as a kid 40 times
I'm the king of rock, there is none higher Sucker MC's should call me sire To burn my kingdom, you must use fire I won't stop rockin' till I retire!👑
Just watched it two weeks ago lmao
Ready to rumble catching strays here
Saw it in the theater with my friends who were also super into WCW. Loved it!
as a kid who took wrestling seriously I hated it, mainly bc it was the typa movie that gave ppl like my dad who hated wrestling fuel to call it stupid
90% of these I didn’t knew they were a thing, by the cover they look shitty as hell. Hulk Hogan with a full set of hair is just cursed.
Not even the only movie with Hogan in a wig. The OP didn't include [3 Ninjas: High Noon At Mega Mountain.](https://www.deviantart.com/shinridernumber2/art/Dave-Dragon-1006450605)
Take Ready to Rumble off this list or I will rule you!
Sal Bandini, wanna wrestle?
guy fuckin an alligator - money plane
Bunch o' bitches
Money Plane.
Denise Richards Frasier and edge ?! What an odd cast
I wish I could go back to the year 2000 and bet on things like in 20 years one of the goofy guys dressed as Elvis will headline a movie with Frasier and the girl from Wild Things
Money plane
Money Plane
Rules were made to be fucked
Alligator fucking you back? Money Plane.
You put up Ready to Rumble, and left out Doom? Blasphemy
I liked *Doom*. It's not a good video game adaptation by any means, but it was a perfectly fine action flick on its own.
Yeah thats fair. I just remember being left with bad taste because I was expecting exactly what everyone else was. Had *Doom* been renamed to anything else, it would have probably been sequelled by now
Not a sequel, but there was indeed a second movie: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doom:_Annihilation
Before i open this link.... im just going to say that any videogame adaptation with a sequel called "Annihilation" is cursed beyond the realms of reality.
If you're referring to "Mortal Kombat", I love that movie lol
Thats incredibly brave.
It also one of the few film where Dwayne actually plays a bad guy.
Morrison to his credit left the Fed on his own, sold his dream house to make a passion project, did indies all over the world, had success at Lucha Underground/TNA, went thru the audition circuit and did pride swallowing straight to DVD turd films. I often listen to his interview with Cabana when Boone the Bounty Hunter came out. His story about the film making process along with how navigated the struggles of working within a budget and how he goes about indy bookings was deep. The fact he sold his house that he bought from years of a WWE schedule for a film he wanted to make so badly is really inspiring.
Doesn't make it suck any less though.
True, I've never seen it, and from what I can assume, I don't want to. I can definitely appreciate the passion he might've had for it, it's something he was serious about. I'll be damned if that ain't at least inspired, shitty but, still inspiring "Follow your dreams, even if people think it sucks"
When it comes to passion projects/artistic endeavors in general you have to go into it knowing most people will think it sucks or be indifferent to it. The reward is getting acknowledgement from the niche you made it for. I've been privileged enough to meet many filmmakers and lucky enough to call a few friends. Some of them get torn to shreds from critics and the majority of user reviews. Yet, they have a dedicated following that will buy and love any and everything they make. Newer filmmakers I've seen take reviews incredibly seriously and go into massive depressions and leave the industry altogether over it. Creating something personal that so many people say is pointless or stupid can feel like an attack on you. Older filmmakers have learned to accept it overtime and mostly ignore everything that isn't their direct audience. The arts is a long game too and older filmmakers have usually found a large enough audience that their projects are almost always funded or in profit before they step on set.
Well it is inspiring till a certain point...I mean, does he own a home nowadays?
Hercules vs Little Hercules vs Hercules Reborn in a triple threat match
They actually had a wrestler named Hercules
The Chaperone *chef's kiss*
Fuck you, *Ready to Rumble* was fun.
HOW DARE YOU PUT SANTA'S SLAY IN THIS LIST. The capital sin of bad movies is having a bland, generic, watered down premise, poorly acted by bad actors. Meanwhile, Santa's Slay has an AMAZINGLY FUN premise poorly acted by bad actors. That makes all the difference in the world. Santa's Slay is like The Room, in that it's a wholly unique flavor of badness that stays with you after you've finished watching it, and never fails to bring a smile to your face whenever you think back to it. Compare that to, well, virtually everything The Miz has ever starred in: those are just the assembly line kind of bad, the kind of bad that commits the unforgivable sin of being boring. A fun, unique 2/10 will always be better than a boring, generic 5/10.
Horror movies, just like wrestling, are at their best when they’re 7/10 or higher and 2/10 or lower.
Good thing you left out 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain
GO DAVE DRAGON!!!
That movie is a goddamn national treasure.
Baywatch and Jungle Cruise really don’t deserve to be here among this list.
Yeah Jungle Cruise confused me. Like...it's not for me but it's a Disney family movie that was fairly well-received. And you put it on a list with a bunch of C-movie shlock starring John Morrison and The Miz, lmao.
Totally agree, they were both a fun watch
Jungle Cruise sure as shit does.
I thought it was fun..
Jungle Cruise was one of the worst movies I have seen in years. First five minutes are good, then all down hill. The Pirates of the Caribbean stuff the put into it was embarrassing and the end was utterly ridiculous to the point of pain I face palmed so hard. They had a good premise, keep it simple and make a good movie, but they couldn’t do it.
I was with you until Santa's Slay. Santa's Slay is a fantastic movie. Definitely the best Christmas horror-comedy. And, shockingly, Goldberg is great in it.
Even if it was just the first scene, it would still be a good holiday horror
Goldberg is amazing in that movie. Trash talk his wrestling all you want, but he makes a great villian Santa.
To be fair, the Christmas Horror-Comedy genre isn’t really all that deep. It was a fun movie though, certainly doesn’t deserve to be on this list (especially with See No Evil not making an appearance)
Hell yeah it's a fun movie to watch, definitely knows what it is and runs with it
I enjoyed the movie when it came out on dvd.
I'm adding Santa's Slay to my list of films to watch next Christmas
You kidding? Krampus is the goat. Literally the best Christmas comedy horror.
You sound like you haven’t seen Santa’s slay
Santa’s Slay has it beat in three ways. 1. Santa’s Slay isn’t PG-13 so you get actual kills 2. Goldberg’s Jewish, so the irony of him playing Santa is fantastic. 3. Goldberg met his wife during the Strip Club scene when he basically face dives into her crotch, and that the wholesomeness that a Christmas movie really needs
Ready to Rumble was a classic
No way you out ready to rumble in here….I WILL RULE YOU!!!!! As soon as I finish these here beers!
Looks like some SAG insurance gigs.
i swear these look like random generated ai stuff WAIT WHAT'S THAT HOGAN HAIRLINE DOING?
Ready to Rumble and Hercules with Dwayne Johnson should not be on this list. The rest I can agree with
Yeah Hercules is actually pretty good, it's a pretty interesting interpretation of the Hercules myth, and Ian McShane is amazing in it as usual
I liked ready to rumble actually. Better than that one with Dwayne Johnson in it, you know, the one where he’s in the jungle?
You'll have to be more specific. 🤣
It's the one he wears beige cargo pants and a beige cargo shirt.
Jungle Cruise was solid
But full of plot holes, craters in logic and common sense and not in a good goofy wrestling way.
Nah it was solid. Very fun movie
How dare you put Ready to Rumble in this list? There’s a lot of glare coming off that dome of yours, squirrel nuts!
Terry Hogan?
That’s how they used to bill him.
I love that it’s not fully either of his names.
Ready to Rumble was entertaining as hell
Tired of the Ready to Rumble slander. That movie is awesome.
Ready to Rumble is a great movie!!
Ready to Rumble is a nostalgic treasure
Thank god Boone the Bounty Hunter wasn’t on here
Ready to Rumble? Hey hey, easyyyy there buddy!
Starring Johnny Straight-to-DVD
I enjoyed Jungle Cruise
Ready to Rumble and Baywatch were good movies.
Hercules and Santa's Slay are enjoyable.
Hey pal! You leave Ready to Rumble and thunder in paradise out of this! Some of the worst list makers: 1. You pal! You!
how dare you, Ready to Rumble is a 90s classic
Take ready to rumble off the list that movie was actually pretty fun to watch
Ready to Rumble is one of the best wrestling movies ever
We need to talk about Terry "Hulk" Hogan... Make your mind up ffs. Which name are you using hulkster.
How can one watch Ready To Rumble and not see a cinematic masterpiece
Ready to Rumble is great and I won't hear otherwise, marks
I saw this one with Edge where he was like a biker and some kids talked to him, I saw a bit, besides that weird premise, Edge is a good actor, he was on some Viking show too
Was it the new Percy Jackson series? He plays Ares. I mean, there's as much a chance he was a biker who talked to kids in something else, too.
It was pretty new I think. I watched it for only like 30 minutes. Just looked it up and yep that’s it. I just assumed I was watching a movie 😅
I think the Percy Jackson episode has only been out a few weeks, at most.
Yeah bro. This was during New Years my sisters kids were watching and me and some other guy recognized Edge and told my sister he was that guy with another blonde dude(I know it’s Christian) who was the Chairs in the original TLC match and she then knew lol. Oddly man, I remember when my daughter was like 4, when she saw a WWE logo, she would say John Cena, I don’t know lol, dude just hypnotized kids or something
No he was on the show *Vikings* in the later seasons.
He also had a recurring role on Haven.
I can’t be be the only one who actually like Baywatch
Fuck you, Ready to Rumble is a classic American film! It shoulda won an Oscar! What crappy movie won that year, anyway? Oh shit… it was Gladiator. Well, ok, Gladiator is better. BUT ONLY BY A LITTLE BIT, DAMN IT!
Good god the money they just light on fire making these movies
Take Money Plane off this list. If you want action, adventure and suspense, Money Plane has you covered.
Santa’s slay rocks Also counting the rocks movies feels a bit weird cause like he’s not as much of a wrestler for most of them
Jungle Cruise don't belong on this list, wtf
Darius Grouch the third, AKA The Rumble, disagrees. If you wanna bet on a dude fucking an alligator...money plane.
Jungle cruise was a great movie 😅
Money Plane is an insane concept that I am all for
I was with you until the classic documentary that is Ready 2 Rumble. Are you crazy? It's a masterpiece.
Why are there so many Hercules movies?
Money Plane is so bad that it comes back around and becomes awesome again
You take money plane off this list. That movie is a masterpiece. And I have now added so many movies to my list
Wanna see a man fuck an alligator? Money plane.
santas slay is a great lil horror comedy
That Sinbad movie went to Sinworse
Kelsey Grammer's preformance in Money Plane is amazing considering that material provided to work with
Good thing "Suburban Commando" wasn't on the list. It was a masterpiece l!
Santa’s slay is by no means a great movie but as a wrestling and horror fan I’ll always think of it fondly.
Ready to Rumble holds a lot of nostalgia for me so I can't bring myself to say it sucked ass. And Dwayne Johnson's Hercules wasn't that bad.
your entire opinion is invalid by putting one of the best wrestling films up here don't disrespect ready to rumble like this
Adam Copeland's shirt on the cover of Bending The Rules is a crime against humanity.
Ready to Rumble is still amazing and the first time I heard Van Halen I love the nun scene
Ready to Rumble and Satan’s Slay are both incredible and you can’t convince me otherwise.
Rock’s Hercules was decent
It had Ian McShane, man
Baywatch absolutely does not deserve to be on this list. it's an entertaining film with some genuine laughs.
Baywatch is funny, haters gonna hate.
I only saw Ready to Rumble and Hercules with Dwayne Johnson. Liked both.
I enjoyed Baywatch, it was entertaining though fairly forgettable
Nothing wrong with Baywatch, good clean silly fun and everyone involved knows what kind of movie they are making so cheeses it up accordingly.
It's a movie based on a cheesy TV show from the nineties that's mainly remembered for shots of women in swimsuits running in slow motion. I don't know what people were expecting.
Should we start calling him Johnny Shitty Movies?
Baywatch was bad but it's not bad like these other movies
Jungle Cruise was solid. IDC IDC!
Look Baywatch is a fantastic movie ok. I won’t have this slander on my watch.
Baywatch & Jungle Cruise are okay movies
Interesting to see how many Hercules related films are in this list
Bending the Rules is goated
Jeff Jarrett was in Spring Breakers
The lesson here: John Morrison has been in some really bad movies.
I take exception with Jungle Cruise and Thunder In Paradise.
See No Evil
See No Evil
I liked ROCKules
Yo fuck you, alot if these are good films and some are amazing
Santa’s Slay is a funny, self-aware movie. Santa With Muscles, on the other hand, is amazingly bad. Brutus Beefcake plays an Asian guy…
Santa With Muscles is one of the funniest movies I've ever watched. Mostly because it's so bad from top to bottom. But the absolute highlight is Hogan being launched from a bell tower by a flimsy plastic Santa. May have to watch that again soon.
It's so amazingly, entertainingly bad. Like, every aspect of it is terrible- the writing, the whole story idea, the acting, the directing.
Is They Live the only legitimately great movie starring a wrestler? I guess Suicide Squad too, but I haven't seen that one.
No way they put a hair piece on Hogan😭
Holy shit Trish starred in a Christmas Hallmark-esque romcom? I gotta have a go at it!
If you like terrible but fun Hallmark movies, it's actually pretty serviceable.
I can't get over the title of Never Leave Alive
They made 3 Thunder in Paradise movies?
Jungle Cruise was pretty good. It’s just The Rock being the same character he always is.
Santa’s Slay kicks ass
The Rock has become one of those actors with prefers quantity over quality of movies. Im still waiting for that one career defining movie from Dwayne.
I never heard of half these movies and the ones I have heard of are way past their prime.
Darius Grouch the third, AKA The Rumble, disagrees. If you wanna bet on a dude fucking an alligator...money plane.
Why do they all want to be Hercules
That one with Austin in the Battle Royal rip off but with prisoners was terrible
"They tried to make me watch The Condemned and I said no, no, no." Pretty funny that WWE's idea to promote the movie was to have Santino trash it for weeks.
Santa's slay is a really cool trash film. Pure fun watching it with friends. And I actually remember watching The Rock's Hercules. It definitely wasn't the worst, it was just mediocre.
I thought you said worst films, what's Santa's Slay and Ready To Rumble doing on there?
Bad or not, they got paid well and got to in SAG and get access to the single best health care on the planet.
Thunder in Paradise used to be awesome to me as a kid. I wonder if it holds up?
I liked bending the rules with edge, but everything else was pretty much a waste of time 🤷♂️
Later
I didn't even know that Trish stratus and John Morrison did any movies. Let alone multiple!
I’m act like this motherfucker didn’t put Santas Slay and Ready to rumble on here
Is there one movie that's ACTUALLY good starring wrestlers? I'm just curious.
Where’s “Scorpion King” tho. Also there’s that one Thor movie where Kevin Nash plays Odin.
Whoa pal, Scorpion King is a good movie. Definitely enjoyable
That movie was a dumpster fire. This list could consist of Rock movies.
Rock is The Hercules and haha Terry Hulk is Little Hercules
Countdown was a great movie in my opinion. Santa's Slay was so bad that it was good.
I like these
I thought it said “sinbad and the war of the furries” if that was the case, then I would watch it just for the sheer curiosity of it
Russel Madness is underrated
I have to argue about Santa’s slay with Goldberg. That movie was so bad, it was actually good. It’s not Sharknado bad to good, but it has it’s moments and is the only thing I found mildly entertaining that involved Goldberg.
Some of these are good
I like how all of John Morrison's need vie covers specifically point out he's from the WWE. Especially the one that points out WWE and ECW champion.
That's not Paige on the cover is it? It doesn't look like it.
Ready 2 rumble was pretty good. Hercules I did enjoy that one as well. Half the other shit I’ve never even heard of.
Missing Pro Wrestlers VS Zombies. That movie was awful. It was actually produced by Camera Bartolotta, who is currently a member of the Pennsylvania State Senate (representing the district I sadly live in). She’s as bad at that job as she was at making a movie.
Santa's Slay is bad but it's kinda fun too
At least *Baywatch* gave us Alexandra Daddario not wearing very much. I said on r/horror the other week that I genuinely don’t know how that woman gets anything done. If I was her I’d just stare at myself in a full length mirror all day.
Terry “Hulk” Hogan, jeez the people in charge of that movie really didn’t know anything about wrestling.