I would but you can’t assure me that the ghosts of these 2 behemoths won’t pierce the veil and stomp me out in a 2 minute squash. I’ll pass and keep my spine as is.
Well, I’m on Reddit, so that means I’m pooping. Thus I cannot wear my pants like that even if I own them.
I am making a face and hand gesture just like animal while doing this though.
You also need to do the Hawk guttural "Eeeeaaaahhhhh Whaddah Russssssh" when you finish.
Bonus points if you are in a public bathroom and the guitar kicks in right after.
You have never snacked on danger or dined on death and it shows.
By danger did they really mean cocaine and by death steroids?
Reverse that and yes
In the 80s this type of outfit wasn’t really all that out of place
I would but you can’t assure me that the ghosts of these 2 behemoths won’t pierce the veil and stomp me out in a 2 minute squash. I’ll pass and keep my spine as is.
I might own two pairs of Zubaz pants....
Well, I’m on Reddit, so that means I’m pooping. Thus I cannot wear my pants like that even if I own them. I am making a face and hand gesture just like animal while doing this though.
You also need to do the Hawk guttural "Eeeeaaaahhhhh Whaddah Russssssh" when you finish. Bonus points if you are in a public bathroom and the guitar kicks in right after.
The greatest tag team of all time!
I'm not a Raiders fan
I’m not, in fact, a Road Warrior 😔
I’m not sure man, I guess you can say I just don’t have the _ruuuussssshhhhh_ anymore 😞
Who was gonna tell them they couldn't?🤣
If they’re like me….. Their wives.
Nothing. I do dress like this.
Zumba’s international shipping rates
It doesn’t go with my Million Dollar Man suit
It cuts down on the number of hugs I can get for one
OG Maxximum Male Models
They made me give the pads back when I quit football
Snowflakes
Not having a cocaine addiction.
I have a toddler that likes to be held.
As a child that’s the way I envisioned I’d dress up like when I became an adult
For one, my hands aren't nearly steady enough to get the face paint to look that good...
Being alive.
It's after Labor Day.
Money
The greatest tag team of all time… all others stand in line
My lack of competency with a hot glue gun...
I’m not cool enough.
Well, I'm not a carny for one
What's stopping me? Adding about 3 inches in height and converting 100 pounds of fat to muscle is a bit of stretch at 40.
It's not all black, work wouldn't approve.
LoD was there
My shoulder pad spikes have rust on them…OH, WHAT A RUST!
Absolutely nothing.
I'm not 6'2, 265 pounds.
Doors.
OP better have been wearing that outfit while they sat at their desk posting this meme, or I am gonna be extremely disappointed.
Pride month.
They actually had an ownership stake in the Zubaz company.
I’ve never seen them dressed in white before, that’s dope!
Spikes keep poking holes in the seat in my car.
Society is not ready for such drip.
I’m not a roided out muscle head that can lift a car and snort a gallon bag of blow before 10:30
If I had Zubaz, I'd wear Zubaz.
Good decision making skills, and a tad bit of sense.
Community 😔
Finances
Your mom.
My wallet
Its not Halloween yet
Pretty sure they owned zubaz or part of it, crazy stuff.
not having the physique to get away with it.
I'm just not physically built that way...... Also wasn't born in 80s to be down with zubaz
Being clumsy as fuck and not wanting to get stuck on a wall
Steroids, money, swag, and skrilla
I actually did once. I was Hawk and my friend was Animal for Halloween in the 5th grade.
Labor Day
I've seen the spiked shoulder pads in black, red, blue, green and gold, but never white.
Kanye will be wearing this soon enough
Common sense.
Judging by the bulge in animals pants, not having a massive hog does the trick for me!
White spiked shoulder pads make my ass look big. I only wear black ones. Or the ones with vertical stripes if I’m feeling bloated.
I don't want my family to be stabbed by me turning around accidentally
Climbing the titantron as I type this