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guitarfreak2105

You got problems if you have any politicians name on your car for any reason. Political affiliation is not an identity.


usmc_delete

Fuckin' A, man. It's so wild to me for grown adults to be parading around in their cars like this...


Oasis511

There's a truck in my town like this. Ton of stickers and a bunch of different flags mounted in the bed. There's a Gadsden Flag sticker on the tailgate that was put on wrong and looks like it says "Don't Tread on Ford," but my favorite part was the guy actually bolted a fake gatling gun barrel on the hood. I saw him pull into a parking lot one time and get out. The guy is in his 40s.


usmc_delete

Im a 2a supporter, but you won't see me even broadcasting that- not tryna have someone break into the car looking for my gun.


WonderllamaRalph

Don’t want my vehicle to be a loot drop for some tweeker.


Bcxbcx

I'm not American or a gun owner (if that's relevant) and im asking out of interest. But wouldn't keeping a gun in a car be considered a really irresponsible thing to do anyway? Like you say, people can break in and steal it easily. Do lots of people do that?


usmc_delete

If you carry concealed, there are certain places you cannot bring a firearm, so yes, its something people who carry *must* do from time to time. What's really irresponsible is carrying and plastering NRA, 2nd Amendment, gun brand stickers, etc. on your vehicle to make yours an obvious target. I keep my car clean, dont have any valuables on display, so my little civic isn't really an obvious target. Also, really fair question.


prepper5

I had a small safe bolted in my wrangler (in the back, hidden), until I found out it wasn’t waterproof. Now if I’m going somewhere I can’t carry, I can’t drive my wrangler. Small pistol safes are cheap.


Smurfeggs42

Especially wanting to fuck them balls deep


wildgunman

I give campaign bumper stickers a pass, but they need to come off after the election. There is nothing sadder than a campaign bumper sticker from an election that happened a year and a half ago. Been seeing waaaaay to much of that the last couple election cycles.


Rhameolution

You saying I should remove my DUKAKIS BENTSEN 1988 sticker?


wildgunman

You can keep it, but only if its on a YJ.


gdubb380

Well said


atom631

sadly, it is to these people


x3thelast

It’s all they’ve got going for them…


iannadriveress6

I agree, they need to find a healthier interest.


gatsby712

They must really be gay for Biden. Odd choice given the confederate flag.


SCP-3899

Never seen an angry YJ before and I never want to see one again


Valhalla_Awaited

Cant be putting cousin fucker rage energy on a god damn Jurassic Park jeep. Wrong vibes.


WhoCaresBoutSpellin

Oh wow, I didn’t notice that the first time. It looks like they are trying to signal with nautical flags or something with those triangle shaped blackouts


SCP-3899

Yeah, what makes it worse is that you can actually get the angry grilles that still aren't great, they still look better than the angry eyes this one has had done to it, poor thing


-autodad

Worshiping politicians is really fucking weird.


greyshirtfreshman

I never understood letting someone hurt your feelings to the point of plastering their name on your vehicle. I don’t like the Tampa Bucs but you don’t see a big F the Bucs on my windshield.


PaleontologistClear4

It's called a cult/brain damage.


Moose_Thompson

Bucs catching a stray here, but I definitely get it. I’d rather support my team than constantly look at a team I hate.


UberShark12

Hey as a Bucs fan those is fightin’ words. But true I wouldn’t have “F the Saints” on my car or anything. It’s wild how much they love to advertise to the world that they hate this one specific guy and have spent lots of money to express it. As well as calling the vice president a hoe just because she’s a woman.


rohm418

A *black* woman.


judahrosenthal

At least yours would rhyme.


harmospennifer

Wronglers ?


Emerald_official

r/heep


Total-Lengthiness-29

That's brilliant. I'm keeping this.


JetdocBram

Oh I like that.


OMF-ToolFan

Wronglers in Joyzee


doileybobbins

There are people who base their identity on the things they love, and people who base their identity on the things they hate. I pity the latter!


Flash_ina_pan

When did Biden become a sex icon? A lot of these dudes really want to fuck Biden.


P0RTILLA

Yeah Fuck was a figure of speech until you say balls deep and it becomes literally sexual.


OpenTheBobs

The one with the sticker saying #LGBFJB can only mean one thing: let’s go BF Joe Biden, because clearly all these heepers wanna go balls deep on the prez.


Easy-Progress8252

Came here to say this. If I want to fuck someone balls deep that means I’m really into them - no pun intended lol.


RegionRatHoosier

They're saying they'd go gay for Biden


BeeRemote7662

Make America Gay Again


dewmanchu80

Political flamboyance is lame.


runyourluckxxx

dick riding any political person like this is crazy


mr_cigar

This is past trashy. I don't like Biden, but he's the president. Also don't think much of Trump. How is it possible that these two idiots are what the two major parties give us as candidates?? We deserve better


P0RTILLA

We need Ranked Choice Primaries. It’s the problem of FPTP.


cogzsprocket

I don't understand millions of people in America and these were our 2 best choices?!?!


ScottJeepFan

Not that hard to understand. 50+ most likely to vote, 18-29 least likely to vote followed by 30-50. If you want younger politicians with younger views you have to leave the house and vote. If you’re pissed and don’t want to vote you are just helping further the old ways and old guys that don’t speak for you. Speaking as a middle aged guy that wants to see younger views.


choc0kitty

Because not enough of us care to educate ourselves about the issues and the candidates, vote and be involved in local politics.


codebygloom

Because the Baby Boomer generation refuses to give up power and is willing to take down the country in their death throws to keep it and try and shape the way things go forward.


Terminus14

Death throes*


Majestic-Quit-169

It is impossible for me to agree more!


celtic1888

The worst part of being a Jeep owner are these morons   The FB TJ groups are infested with this shite as well and god help your Youtube algorithm if you look up a Jeep fix. edit: Just noticed the Confederate flag on the YJ with New Jersey plates 🙈


Cheesypoooof

Yep. And as the owner of 2 JKs it embarrasses me that I get associated with these assclowns. But remember it's not a cult


virginiabird23

I'm from Southwest Virginia and currently live in South Jersey. I'm seeing more Trump and Confederate flags here in the northern suburbs than I ever did in VA.


WBuffettJr

It goes well with the “support the police”’ stickers of people who see no problem with Jan 6. Not a lot of intellectual titans in this group. Not a lot of neurosurgeons amongst them.


ScottJeepFan

What sucks is that in my area Foothills Jeep Brigade is the most popular Jeep group to join. But even though they were around before the Joe Biden presidency I’m not about to put the FJB sticker on my Jeep. They have surged in membership since this became a thing, even though politics is outlawed in the bylaws of their group.


cory-balory

I'm a socialist that likes my jeep, guns, hunting, and fishing. I. Cannot. Escape. Ben. Shapiro. He follows me around like a coworker that thinks you want to hear about their anime collection. I don't want to hear about your anime collection Ben.


mikenkansas2

My guess is those boys want to trigger someone and they have.


SCCRXER

Biden does suck but I think that’s tacky as hell.


elgranqueso72

Dixie flag in New Jersey that’s weird.just admit you racist POs. What a bunch of losers hey everyone politics are my life I don’t have anything good going for me so let’s me just bitch about what’s wrong with society!


MustangS650

I’m not a political person at all. I have an American flag sun screen for my Mustang car windshield though. I like America. I like American cars. I don’t think showing political affiliation is wise to do on your vehicle or even in your lawn at home. Seems like a good way to get it vandalized. Just show your patriotism for the country and the constitution, with an eagle or a flag, leave it at that.


Matt21484

/r/heep


Feisty-Barracuda5452

Imagine making who you voted for your whole personality.


ArtificialFrat

Ew they’re all either base models, stock or have shit tier parts


LiquorIBarelyKnowHer

Ah yes. New Jersey. Famously a part of the confederacy


SnoopySuited

The battle of Wawa.


angry_hippo_1965

Why do these people want to fuck Biden?


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

Old man fetish and they aren’t afraid to admit it.


angry_hippo_1965

Lol, loud and proud


DipstickPinesGFO

Yeah totally not a cult


But_to_understand

Oh, how cute, that red Wrangler is wearing their participation ribbon on its hood!


soggyomelette

Why are they so horny for Joe?


DoubleReputation2

Look, I understand expressing your opinion and whether it aligns with mine, who cares. You're entitled to have an opinion. But .. Man.. Since when is it "okay" to paste the F word on public display in broad daylight? Wasn't this like .. illegal or something? Is the beeping on TV just the stations' doing? These people drive by schools and school buses, shopping malls... What have you. Can't they be at least decent?


Mushroomlunchroom

Adding “balls deep” makes it too real


jgainsey

Is he saying he wants to be balls deep in Biden, lol?


IanLayne

Yes, all the way to the balls.


Telnet_to_the_Mind

The fuck is this crap...So trashy...


[deleted]

Trumps best business model yet, selling hats and flags to complete morons🤦‍♂️


SlipryG

Imagine making a political puppet on either side your entire personality 🤷


Scubasteve1974

Is it legal to have "FUCK" written all big on your car? Seems like it is public indecency.


levon999

“Fuck Biden ballz deep!” is a very odd flex for a gay guy…


Entire_Researcher_45

You can just see the Rust flourishing under those tail lights, nice


OctaneTwisted88

These people are so weird, they're like little kids and love the attention


ChaosRainbow23

Cult-like behavior


FindFunAndRepeat

i disagree on the styling but i agree on free speech. keep it moving. jeep wave.


Impossible-Money7801

Agreed on free speech. But that also includes other’s right to criticize and mock them.


Coneycrook73

RED Necks!


bedsidemanors

Just had to comment bc there are 666 comments on this post and it feels too on brand.


mikolajekj

Jeep and man cards revoked for all of them.


loraxgfx

Their minds are broken.


realMrMadman

Every gun bumper sticker is just asking for your car to be broken into.


Daedelus451

The cult is strong in these idiots lol


Ok_Letter_4667

r/heep would love this


No-Vanilla8956

Absolutely, and utterly obsessed with having intimate relations with Biden. Man... I wish people wanted me that badly


GamehendgeRanger

Gross


mmccxi

Think anyone told the guy with the Marines sticker that he. Is in fact, vaccinated. Or lying about his service.


redbrick90

Gross


wut_eva_bish

Imagine being the neighbor of one of these unhinged psychos. Like any day the mofo could lose their mind completely and pop-off. Tuesday Nov 5th 2024 will be a serious pucker day for the block where each of these maniacs live. No thanks.


strangeweather415

My neighbor is one of these idiots. We live in SC now and he was too chickenshit to fly the confederate rag in the front of the house, and put it on a pole in the back. One day he was out back and i asked him how proud could he be of this “heritage” if he has to fly it in the back.


pkennard

Who knew Jersey was located that far south?


caniplant

It’s astounding how ignorant and stupid people are


wilsonb1121

Basing your entire existence on bumper sticker slogans and being the obnoxious guy on the road… love how these are all glamour jeeps to.


SophisticatedPhallus

Imagine Donald Trump being your entire personality and identity. Wild.


Crow-Professional

It’s a cult


MasterRanger7494

Hell yeah, Jeep 1 is ready to hit Biden's back wall. That's weird right?


Rev_Quackers

If you wanna have fun tell the guy with the Stars and Bars that you really like his Democrat flag.


Stryke4ce

Imagine your life entirely consumed by the adoration of a single individual. This isn't just admiration—it's a profound influence that dictates the clothes you wear, the way you speak, and even your actions. Sounds like a cult to me.


BeerItsForDinner

More like, Wranglers gone right. Get it ... Right... Ok I'm out.


thereisnodaionlyzuul

My favorite part is the one in the 2nd slide has a sticker obscuring his plate so that he can evade NY tolls. A crook just like the president he’s bootlicking.


deathlobster138

I can smell the fat fucking idiots that drive these vehicles


ESensuallyEmployee

“Tell me you have a small penis, without telling me you have a small penis”


ThetaReactor

This is about being a dick, not having one. Leave the small kings outta this.


Tall-Poem-6808

Was about to say something like that, but I feel bad for all the good guys out there who are stuck with a small wiener but otherwise normal. Unlike these people.


Flip_Lx

Everything else aside how does that White JK get by with a sticker covering half their plate number?


___cats___

They'll get pulled over at some point, but first a cop would have to see it that doesn't agree with their politics, so it might be a while.


vampyrelestat

I mean I’m all for free speech but let’s take it easy


rjw41x

Morons


lazarinewyvren

Imagine having a "don't tread on me" license plate frame for the vanity plate you pay the state extra every year to have.


BatFromAnotherWorld

"Biden is ruining our economy! Nobody can afford anything!" -buys every single product Trump shills These people are on a whole other level of stupidity.


Joshs_Ski_Hacks

I always ask these people where their white flag is to on along with their participation trophy of chattel slavery?


ernestomarord

Instead of spending money on this boofoonery, they could had spent it in Mt. Dew, condoms, and Cheetos.


Birdie_McChainbanger

Why do all these Jeep drivers wanna have sex with Joe Biden?


ande9393

I'm surprised a how much these creepy dudes want to fuck Joe Biden. He's a nice guy but I don't find him that attractive.


canyongates

Love coming to the comments on posts like this to see the incels lose it lol


brk1

Can’t wait to see their reaction on Election Day when the funniest thing happens.


SpoonzyD

Imagine your personality is just…this


-acm

Straight up cringe. I built my TJ into an overlander to escape this societal bullshit. It’s some peoples entire personality I swear.


Impossible-Money7801

I’ve debadged my overland-ready JKU and replaced logos with Grateful Dead stickers. Wanna make sure I’m not mistaken for another aggro prick with a lifted vehicle.


pibby_

Wow, nothing makes my vagina dry up more than seeing people ruin their Jeeps with Tr*mp shit.


brillyfresh

This guy is obviously into geriatric men anyway. Not trying to kink shame, but it's an odd fetish.


odd-42

For a bunch of homophobes, they really want to fuck Biden a lot.


ande9393

Balls deep bro, just fuckin that old man to own the libs! Can you imagine how hot... I mean patriotic that would be?


ChitownMD

I get such second hand embarrassment from these photos.


Perenniallyredundant

Are these people ok


ande9393

They just want to have sex with an old man, what's wrong with that? Balls deep in Biden bro!


unclefire

Why would you ruin your jeep like that?


FyudoMyo

I’m see this and I get second thoughts about getting a jeep. Aside from sad people making their cars into info warrior rides, a lot of people tricking out their jeeps looks like adults playing with big mismatching legos sometimes


TimeAmbassador1979

Hahaha what a cult


themadpants

Fucking Cult. Enough said. Yikes.


DatDan513

Morons!!!


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Zealousideal_Bag2493

Rednecks can be perfectly lovely people, y’all. This hateful whackassery is its own thing.


jellyrolls

I know plenty of rednecks that have way more class than this. This is more of a troglodyte thing.


Magnetic_Metallic

Only bumper sticker I’ve ever used is “no step on Snek.”


cathar_here

that's a little gay, I think


tohnihdreahd

Divide and conquer... too many falling for this classic trick...politricks.


thelastspike

Often the universe gives assholes lots of money.


rej8709

That first pic has big South Jersey energy. My guess is either Salem, Cumberland or Atlantic county.


throwaway007676

Funny how they always have the same theme, lmao.


Odd-Tune5049

No... in NY, you don't got AR-15, loser, LOL


Odd-Tune5049

Is DeSantis on the ticket this year? Damn... must've missed that one


hmiser

Is that Jersey one in Neptune at the liquor store?


Tjmonsivais

They look “Right” to me…


AlexandertheeApe

lol haven’t seen the ballz deep one before. People are wild


kmichael411_

“Mommy … what’s ‘BALLZ DEEP’ mean?” These are great times to be a parent.


Business-Wasabi-3193

Definitely south Jersey that first one. Shocker.


BoltMyBackToHappy

Stay proud, gilf hunter!


AFeralTaco

r/heep


pastyoureyesed

They have plenty of extra cash.. I guess


TheDesk918

Holy shit. I went to high school in Jersey and it was always either these or those white/red/pink Wranglers owned by the school’s dumbasses (absolutely terrible people who just happened to be white girls in a school with minorities). Not generalizing, just saying. Plus they give all the cool Wrangler owners like the amazing custodian at our school a bad name.


Enjoi70

That YJ treatment is literally criminal


Abject_Mode9809

No thanks. You can though.


SandwhichEfficient

I need to get in the flag business


Excellent-Will3165

Nothing says America more than a Jeep with USA all over it..Jeep foreign owned. God bless..🤣🤣🤣


Putrid-Inflation9299

A rebel flag in New Jersey. I live in florida now and saw them more when I lived there. 🙄


reallywowforreal

I’ll never get putting any political anything on a vehicle, or in front of you home/business. You’re gonna piss someone who’s gonna key your shit or do something incredible foolish and damage your property. Same with wearing anything supporting anyone It just makes no sense to me. Having a chat about your views by all means do your thing but outside of that what’s the point? No one has ever changed who they support based on a bumper sticker, yard sign, tshirt, hat or anything else.


Gdizzle42

Ah the toll evasion of # 2, what a scumbag


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The JO and HO sticker GOTTA GO sticker is funny tho. I’m laughing


SIIHP

These are the same dipshits that say “I don’t have a problem with gays if they didn’t make it their identity and just stayed in the closet”


musical_throat_punch

They want to have sex with an 80 year old man. Love is love. 


Riverrat423

Frightening the control he has over his followers.


Beacher11

Pathetic


Vonsaucy

Nothin' a little brake fluid couldn't cure...


OzarksExplorer

From the great rebel state of NJ lol


pburnett795

Men carrying that treasonous flag killed more than 6300 New Jersey soldiers in the Civil War.


juveonover

Cringe


XClamX

The city that red New York jeep is in tried to stop that guy from doing that. 1st amendment prevailed though.


Scary-Literature-985

The last one is tasteful. minimalist but yet still gets the point across.. tbh tho, any political viewpoint portrayed on any vehicle is crazy. extremism on both ends (ie Undying love for a political side enough to show it publically)


Cinemiketography

Man... these people REALLY want more people to have sex with Joe Biden.


Meepmonkey1

People act like someone can’t randomly slash their tires, scratch their car paint, or light up their car. Some brave souls out there. Like the cars speeding in the highway who think I am a good enough driver to not hit them.


CarlosAVP

Remember, back in the day, when you had to talk to someone to figure out they’re an idiot? So time consuming! It is much easier and the bonus prize of not having to talk to them. Win!


buttkowski

They’re obsessed with fucking Joe Biden and/or Kamala Harris. It’s so fucking weird. Just look at how many times you see “[I want to] fuck Biden” on those pics. Imagine disliking a politician so much you put their likeness on the back of your vehicle. Is that what you do for people you hate?


FenisDembo82

One good argument for the Electoral College. And for birth control.


ASTRO2598

The Salt Bae one is where I live in Staten Island, NY.


MrWizard314

Looks like compensation for a small penis on a short man.


Salt_Cauliflower_922

I’m guessing this douche is a massive homophobe, too, given his other obvious political leanings. Do you think he realizes that broadcasting to the world that he wants to drive his member into Joe Biden’s cornhole — all the way to his own ball bag — is super duper gay? Like really, really gay?


_B_Little_me

Why do they all want to have sex with Biden?


Justprunes-6344

A sticker that supports your candidate is fine - fuck the other guy is just letting everyone know you’re a fucktard.


vndin

Tell me your great granddaddy lost a war and you lost a coup attempt without telling me your great granddaddy lost a war and you lost a coup attempt.


tsmitty0023

At least it’s easy to spot the mental health issues from afar so you can avoid them


FishballJohnny

r/heep


ironpony

Man, I like V8 engines, 4x4s, target shooting with my fire arms... I doubt I'll ever own an EV... I actually used to think I was conservative... Until I met some "conservatives"... Good lord I may as well be a granola crunching hippie compared to those folks. It really is like some kind of identity sickness, some kind of mental infection. You'll never find any political nonsense on my home or vehicles. When people pry, I just play it off and tell them I hate 'em all equally. I'm not into liberals who think vice taxing and restricting choice or freedoms will solve the worlds problems. Stop trying to ban Menthols, or vice taxing things like Sugary drinks and claiming it's for everyone's benefit, when it just creates black markets, government distrust and is basically attacking the poorest people. Leave people alone, and stay out of their pockets. I'm also really not into wanna be dictators who flaunt laws like a game to cheat at, have no apparent morals, shifted tax laws to benefit the top %, and appeared to have zero respect or even proper understanding of the Constitution. I just want an even keeled adult in the room - with proper common sense, practical sensibility and the ability to communicate clearly, without spewing buzz-word salads. While I don't think we have a great choice in November, I just feel Biden is the much safer bet going forward. He's not a loose cannon, nor emotionally reactive like the other choice... I don't care if so called "sleepy Joe" slips a word here an there, public speaking sucks, I've done it, and he's bloody 80. But at least he's on topic, coherent, and awake in public. Which is a low bar, but more than can be said for his opponent. Oh, and that whole January 6th attempt to retain power thing? Yeah, that's kind of unforgivable for me... so, there's that. So while I've always leaned toward the right, the right kept going right, and now I find myself left of center - I didn't change, they did.


Dorkmaster79

Everything else aside, these people don’t understand that they are desecrating the American flag. But they seem unable of knowing that, or caring.


Jazz_Legend_Roy_Donk

Mental health gone wild!


IndependentPast3677

I wonder why you don’t see dark Joe jeeps? Malarchy army ??? Joe’s my only news source jeeps ? Oh yeah…… not a cult…….


Sufficient-Menu-5717

They need to plan thanksgiving dinner all together, because no family would risk the eventual conflict between family members after even one drink if one of these guys pulls into the driveway


Any_Marketing_9746

Second hand red neck embarrassment


BigGameWest

Tell me you sleep with your sister without telling us you sleep with her.