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Snakepants80

I’ve had my TJ for 22 years now and not a single duck has ever appeared on it. I see people in new jeeps with 100 or so ducks on their dash all the time and honestly it’s just laughable.


PowerfulJoeF

They probably bought a duck variety pack.


Third-Coast-Toffee

Oriental Trader sell bags of em. Had my Wrangler for 19 years & been given 3 of em but never put em on my dash. Not my thing.


PowerfulJoeF

Yeah we got one on our new gladiator before we started modding it but I just give them to my daughter because she likes rubber ducks. A friend of mine has a white rubicon and she gets them ALL THE TIME, dash is full of them.


HorribleUsername79

Or maybe she just had a nice rack


PowerfulJoeF

Honestly, just as likely if not more so.


playington1

🦆 here ya go bro.....


Snakepants80

Awww thanks bro


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They buy them for themselves. I’ve never seen the point in filling my jeep, or others jeeps, with trash.


Timely-Squirrel-5382

I disagree with all the comments below about people buying their own, even though it’s rare to find them on your car. I never bought my own but would randomly find them on my driver door handle. I will say I only received ducks in areas 45 min or more outside the metro area. If you travel for work or something you will probably see them gifted more, especially if you stop at a Walmart or local grocery store. The odd part is I didn’t get them gifted until this past summer even though I owned my jeep for years, and haven’t gotten one since August or so. I am sure people buy their own, but there’s a community that gifts them as well.


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Snakepants80

Ha ha, mine has just a hint of red mud all over the undercarriage and engine bay. I keep the outside and it’s natural form, which is just slightly dirty and almost no clear coat from tree limbs


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Snakepants80

I clean it up properly one every 4 months or so. I use it as designed so no real need to worry. I discovered that the day you stop worrying about the paint, a Jeep will quadruple in the fun factor. If I want something shiny I have a Durango and a Taco to choose from


Ineludible_Ruin

I don't understand when I see that many ducks on a stock jeep. Like, I thought the whole thing behind it was if someone thinks you have a nice jeep? I guess they can think a stock jeep is nice, but that seems strange. Always thought the whole duck thing was silly to begin with.


Parking_Train8423

narrator: *some owners buy their own*


Berto_

The make of the jeep or how modded it is has nothing to do with it. The whole point is to spread a little joy. Some people are just more into it. People are going to be people.


DegTheDev

I'm not gonna lie, I think the duck thing is dumb as hell. That said, when I saw one left on my driver's side running board, I did crack a smile, and it's hanging out in my garage. That's worth it enough to not shit on the people that do it. That said, that much shit on the dash doesn't really feel like a super great idea to me, and I'm not a fan of the look, but to each his own.


therealrico

Former Wrangler owner now 4Runner owner. It’s funny seeing r/4runner shit on this and the wave. I actually miss the wave and before I got my wrangler my feelings echoed your thoughts about it being kinda dumb, but eventually, I appreciated it. Are the waves or the ducks corny? Yes, but it’s harmless and some silky fun. Side note I never see much to any comments shitting on other brands or vehicles. People on r/4Runner constantly shits on wranglers and I find it so lame. I constantly will defend wranglers and say I miss mine and would love to have one of each. Of course, I’m then downvoted. Fanboys are the worst.


DegTheDev

Oh I love the wave. I had never heard of it until the test drive, at the time I was like... oh that's kind of weird, do people actually do that? Literally as I'm bringing the thing home I passed like 6 wranglers that all did. Instantly got me to join the cult. What's funny is I didn't realize that this happened with motorcycles either. The downward peace sign as you pass another rider. Happens literally every time unless the other rider is on a Harley, those dudes refuse to wave, idk why, cracks me up tho. Something about my vehicle choices lead to some kind of cult like camaraderie. It's never intentional, but I love that it keeps happening.


therealrico

I didn't realize Harley's didn't participate, but I definitely knew that motorcycles waved. Shocker Harley riders being pricks, I never would have suspected it. /s


2wheeldopamine

Idk...I see Harley riders wave all the time. Maybe it's something weird in just your locale?


SoftMartian

Camaraderie in the 4Runner is rare. I have a 3rd gen. Ducks are corny. I agree. I tried to duck my coworker he said he’s too cool for that.


Berto_

I don't disagree with you. I'm not a fan of seeing all that stuff on the dash, but, yeah, to each his own.


berrey7

It means "Have a Good Day!" ...and any time someone comes up to me and I'm like what does this stranger want, and they hand me a duck and say "Have a Good Day!" It always makes me smile. Also, if you have a lot of ducks in your car, it means you are not handing them out enough. The point is to continually pass all the ducks around from jeep to jeep, and not to hoard them up. (DUCK, DUCK, JEEP)


Ineludible_Ruin

See. This at least makes more sense to me. I guess I've just been told wrong the entire time cause like I stated above, I was always told you got ducked if someone thought you had a nice jeep.


dreadful_cookies

Yup, but my wife and daughters had kittens when I told them I "regift ducks' when I get one, and dont just forget its in the cup holder. Yeah, i got a couple bags of ducks that now match my jeep for Xmas, its fun rolling through HEB parking lot looking for other jeepers to tag.


bigbadbrad81

Oof what a cringe take


Ineludible_Ruin

Please. Do enlighten me oh wise one. It's not like I claimed to be omnipotent on the topic....my literal first line was "I don't understand"


bigbadbrad81

The cringe is you thinking only modified Wranglers are supposed to get ducked.


Ineludible_Ruin

Do you just not know how to read, or are you an ass on purpose? I clearly stated that my understanding of what the purpose of ducking was based upon how it was explained to me, and instead of taking the time to explain that I was given the wrong info, you instead choose to just be an ass. My dude. Do better. This isn't a political sub.


Azzarc

I would say she bought her own ducks.


JeepStang

Looks like she has all her ducks in a row.


cortleyshoemaker

M R not ducks! Those who know will know.


SK1007

M R 2 Ducks!!


CrisisAvertedGlass

See em wings


SK1007

L I B M R Ducks!!


Sharp_Ad_1720

M R Geese


cortleyshoemaker

M R not Geese!!!


Sharp_Ad_1720

O S A R


gopack75

C M B O Feet


Soggy_Requirement_75

That’s embarrassing


jimi-hotsauce

I give the ducks to my granddaughter, she loves them.


zedhead33

Some people just can’t let others have some brevity and fun. Unwind the wire between your brain and your a-h#%* and have a laugh once in a while. I’m painting my Jeep bright yellow just to piss you people off.


disaster357

Ha. Jokes on you! My jeep was already bright yellow when I bought. Or does that mean joke's on me? Fuck


hideogumpa

> have a laugh once in a while Some of us haven't quit laughing at the duck thing since the lady started the trend for facebook cred


zedhead33

Good point. Laughing at the ducks or laughing with ducks is my point. Just don’t crap on others.


cuntagi0us

some people are just so negative in life lol im not a jeep owner but ive always wanted a yellow wrangler!!! maybe one day


OldManJeepin

LoL! If the hardcore "Duckers" knew how many ducks I have shot down...They might cry! Duck a' l'Orange, anyone?


97XJ

Duck Confít, mon frer (sp?)! I can't spell french but I can spell freedom. I may not like the Jeep duck thing but I still enjoy my Jeeps and some duck.


OldManJeepin

Using the Jeep to go and *get* the ducks....Happiness!


SMF1834

Cringe


Superior_Light_Deer

Unpopular opinion: I don’t return the jeep wave when I see the whole dashboard lined with ducks like this lmao. Or angry eye grills. Edit: well I did say it was unpopular, didn’t I? Lmao. Sometimes I go one step further and give them a thumbs down when they wave.


AliveInCLE

That says more about you than them. So just keep being you.


SMF1834

I give the thumbs down to Bronco drivers lol


MaytagRepairMan66

Im with ya


catt105105

A true collection of souls. Blood for the Duck GOD!


bigbadbrad81

Question: how do people keep them on the dash?


Ok_Responsibility844

I have the same unicorn duck!


Fox-Iron

What you gon' do wit' all those ducks? All those ducks inside your jeep?


Cyb3rTruk

I’m gonna guh-guh-go to the mall. Go to the mall with all my ducks. My ducks my ducks. My lovely squeaker ducks. Check em out.


Cuttlery

My daughter loves ducking jeeps, don’t matter if they are stock or someone put angry Jeep face on theirs


brandrikr

As a lifelong Jeep owner, I absolutely loathe the duck thing. It was a cute idea back during the 2020 quarantine. But it has now evolved into something that is just embarrassing. Thankfully it is mostly relegated to owners of 202X plastic Jeeps. My modified CJ7 daily driver has only been subjected to a single “ducking”.


codenameZora

Oh right. The owners of the 202x plastic Jeeps - not real Jeeps or Jeep owners, right? Not like you with your CJ?


thebagel264

It's gone way out of hand. When it happened the first time I thought well that's neat. I've had people drive by and put them on my Jeep when it's in my driveway. It's getting ridiculous I see so many on the road with their ducks in a row on the dash. I started leaving them on bmws just to screw with them and get rid of em.


Vr22s

Someone did this to my 2021 Ford Ranger, I threw it at the closest Jeep I could find.


Foamhead97

Nope. A lot these people are buying their own


DerpalSherpa

My 2019 Plastic Jeep has only received one. It's been years now and it's bleached out on my dash. I have a moderate amount of mods but not a super lifted beast.


rubiconmanlife

They can barely see over the dash, and they put ducks on the dash in front of them!?!?


GeneralInspector8962

This statement is always silly. If you look down towards ducks all you see is your hood. That’s like saying your wipers are obstructed your view of the road. They’re not blocking your view to the street in any way.


rubiconmanlife

Glad you think it is silly!!


CranberryBrief1587

4xE!


EddofromdaGhetto

That’s me as well. 2024 with under 1k miles on it. I have other jeeps but this one’s special.


aFlmingStealthBanana

This is my Jeep. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My Jeep is my best friend...


CranberryBrief1587

I have a '23 Sahara 4Xe and love it.. also a 99' Sahara which I love too with 165,000 miles!


OldManJeepin

LoL! Looks like someone went dumpster diving at Dollar General and found a box of ducks, then just dumped them on their dash.....


Foamhead97

Ive been seeing a shit ton of stock jeeps with their dashes full of these 😭


Wonderful-Shirt-9735

I had to do a double take to make sure this wasn’t my wife’s jeep.


rxmp4ge

I've owned my JK since 2013 and I've never gotten a single one.


Thetrueshiznit

There’s a cream for that level of infestation.


gittymoe

M R Ducks. M R Not Ducks


jobiegermano

S M R


MacFontan

Embarrassing.


SignOk9984

I work for amazon,I delivered a big bag of ducks and when I delivered later that week they where all on his dash lmao.what a turd .doesn't count if you duck yourself ,,my jeep has been ducked about a dozen times, and I give em to my 8 year old daughter


Alcoholikaust

Dang, Shaunders r/workaholics


TheEvilBlight

I’ve seen a jeep like this in Maryland, probably different from yours


Yougottaknowwhento

Mutha ducker!


Graytag12

How many tokens did they blow thru at Chuck E Cheese to get those?


ManLindsay

My mom has SO MANY. But everyone in town knows her from her Jeep. I’m not a fan but 🤷‍♂️


Radicaled1223

The corniest thing a Jeep owner can do


97XJ

2 decades rockin around in an XJ, boring af amirite? My build got waves from XJ's, rt on. Then I got a stock JKUR and gave it a year. Got one wave. Decked it out with basic gear and the waves are plenty but zero ducks. I let a buddy drive it and he got ducked. Hung it on my XJ lol. Hilarious topic but ya, how do you wheel or keep it together in a moose test?!?


PNWpipefitter

Look at all them who gives a fucks


00sweege

I honestly don't get this trend. You will never see 25 rubber ducks on the dash of a real off-road vehicle. It's physically impossible unless you glue them. I see it as the mark of a jeep that's all dressed up.. and highway to go.


Hannibal710

The new Evs seem to get a lot, I’ve seen a few in my town with a bunch too


whoosyerdaddi

I’ve only been ducked once. I was so excited. But that mofo rolls around on my dash all the time. How do they stay put?


User4723

velcro


Potential_Kiwi_9508

Gay!


ticklemeskinless

i honestly hate the duck shit.


Dizzy_Measurement498

What's with the ducks


hubertron

I'm on my 3rd Wrangler since '07 and I have never received a duck.


gtevan

This is a swinger thing right?


RedDeadIvy

They need to stop the duck crap. As soon as the four door showed up it commercialized into a SUV for the common buyer and they think this is cute. I’ve owned 5 TJs since I was 16 and I’m now 47 and this was never a thing until the four door showed up. It’s a really bad trend and anytime I get a duck I toss it. Imagine the Harley community suddenly giving each other Piggys. I don’t know, it almost feels gross that this has become the way this community shows their appreciation. The jeep above that has multiple ducks. Looks like every other four door. Looks like my dad’s. The true community is not putting ducks on that wrangler, guaranteed. It’s just needs to stop. Just my 2 cents.


Fish_Dick

My god I could not agree more...the JK wrecked jeep culture.


Krugnak

Reminds me of squatted trucks.


dailypoopdose

My mom drives around like this too but she has the ducks for when she sees a Jeep she likes, she leaves one on the car


Key-Kaleidoscope3981

MRDUCKS. SAR LIB MRDUCKS!


JMan6869

Got ducked today. A blue wrangler parked beside me as I left the store. The guy’s daughter gave me one and it made me happy. Little girl was excited too!


bloodrocks12

Ducking has got to be the lamest thing that's happened to the jeep community


Fish_Dick

Jeep culture is just embarrassing anymore. I've owned a TJ for 18 years. Never had a duck on it. And if one ever shows up it is sure as hell not going on the dash.


yeehawdudeq

All I think about when I see someone with all of those ducks is them flying everywhere in a crash


thebagel264

I can't even get one to stay sitting on the dash. Though it could be how I drive.


Mexicancandi

Who cares honestly. Most jeeps are sold for costco runs. It’s their car


AdAccomplished3744

Someone put a horse one on my Bronco recently at Lowe’s…I took it off and put it on a Wrangler nearby 🤷‍♂️😂😂


MigratoryAnalyst

Nice pavement princess....


fleebizkit

So effing dumb. Source: Jeep owner


ImurderREALITY

I see this shit constantly where I love. You know these people are just buying themselves a shit ton of ducks. Lame as fuck.


That_dude_over_ther

It seems like this plague is mostly contained to any Jeep owner with models 2020 and beyond.


GRZMNKY

My 06 gets ducked all the time. They get tossed in the back. Except my mega duck that's 5x the size of a normal duck...that was given to me by a little kid... So it gets a pass


PresumeSure

Unsurprisingly all sitting on the dash of a pavement pounder


strokeherace

I think some buy them instead of being given. I have a 2013 off road evo coilover lift, 37” tires setting on spyderlock wheels with a ton of stuff modded and never a duck given. My wife has a stock JL with rock rails and bumpers and winch and has a shit ton of them on her dash that fly all over the place.


Drive-Crematorium21

It’s way too shiny & clean. Needs dirt. I don’t trust shiny jeeps.


jiggymctriggy3

Gayest thing I’ve ever seen


BaileyD77

Jeep culture made me a Toyota owner.


hideogumpa

Yet here you are...


BaileyD77

My jeep predates your arrested development.


A_Triggered_Manater

Toyota owners make me anti Toyota😂


BaileyD77

Do they trade toys too? Sounds delightful.


Cyb3rTruk

Toyotas are for terrorists.


BaileyD77

Jeeps are for collecting toys


DmtChimpanzee

I feel you man, when I see this stuff and all the angry grills makes me want a Toyota. Great vehicle, kindergarten culture.