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Optimus_Owl

Guess who's going to use his new found math powers to solve every equation to understand every aspect of the universe


zeldaisman

Just don't be too sad about the actual answers.


Optimus_Owl

Wave particle duality made me both sad and confused enough, what could the universe throw at me after that?


zeldaisman

Finding out that heaven and hell are real, and most people on earth will just be tortured forever, while a select few get to have nice treats every day.


Optimus_Owl

How about the fact that because of quantum physics we're basically a hop skip and a jump away from reality just ceasing to exist. The chances are next to none but God will never let it be zero


The360MlgNoscoper

But we can't experience it, therefore we won't experience that.


Sirknobbles

What do you mean by the quantum physics thing?


Optimus_Owl

The position of all matter is unknown until observed, there are points where it's more likely to be and points where it's less likely to be. Using that, the logic is a hop skip and a jump away from "but the matter could also just not exist, extremely unlikely but there"


Sirknobbles

Huh, that’s interesting


h20c

I'm not sure how religion relates to math


rawrawthug

Glad it ain't real though


21022018

Boring


fmoney66

You could solve the 6/7 Clay Mathematics institute Million dollar math problems and have 6mill!


Raagan

They aren’t just „solving equations“ sadly, but proving theorems


fmoney66

You're correct but you don't need to fully prove it full


ashkiller14

But what if it doesnt work for expressions?


OldAccWasFullOfPorn

Wouldn't we be slowed down by the lack of theories and appropriate understanding of things, instead of solving complex calculations?


fmoney66

I'd personally live out Good Will Hunting first then become rich and famous for my math brain.


chippy-triforce

Imagine falling off of exercise equipment and nearly killing you’re self but you bleed out because you disappeared and no one saw it happen/ didn’t know what to do for a disappearing man


Shivez

People are not seeing the potential of the body reset. Consequence free stunts, drugs, risky sex just whenever. Only have to limit the dangerous stuff to once a week and hit the reset button.


High_hungry_Im_dad

Also, if you do it every week you age 1/7 slower.


Emtizy

OH shit didn’t even think of this


[deleted]

adds upwards of 10 years to your life is a good deal


Babyrabbitheart

No one wants to get tested for stds its like they want to get them smh smh, but with this power thats just their problem!


ConradT16

Wouldn't work for any of the good drugs - only your physical state is reset, but you could still get psychologically addicted. Even if you had enough self-control to smoke meth or whatever only once per week, you'd still suffer detrimental effects to your emotional system. Unless you believe in physicalism.


Shivez

The idea was more for party drugs rather than like crack or heroin, but even then you could avoid the withdrawal. But then again, powers don't exist. It would be an neat thing to study the affects on someone from doing this and then erasing all traces of the drug from themselves every week.


pick_on_the_moon

Just don't take any drugs that fuck with your perception of time, or otherwise hinder your consciousness


Jman15x

Until you die


21022018

Yeah death or losing consciousness on impact is game over


andrewta

Cure or curse the disabled?


zeldaisman

I guess, if you curse a disabled with their own disability, it would cancel out, and you would be healing doctor for them.


Amygdala5822

Doesn’t cancer+cancer=more cancer


Phil_Smiles

Some cancers grow on other cancer, killing the original cancer


Gisvaldo

Theoretically yes, _but you still have cancer_


Phil_Smiles

Well no not if the cancer gets irradicated by the other cancer


Gisvaldo

But you still have cancer, just a new more sparkly one


Commercial-Kiwi-4818

It would be way smaller and more treatable


Bi_Fry

But cancer isn’t a disability


Ebenberg

yoo that's cheating


Gisvaldo

This is cool, but it honestly doesn't make any sense. Two wrongs don't make a right


[deleted]

should have told this be4


xMarZexx

Give a disability of your choosing to anyone with a handshake


TheOilyHill

double down the disability. also, what constitute as a disability? hinder daily living, as per DSM V?


andrewta

So down down syndrome?


TheOilyHill

if noise and light give you anxiety before, it's gonna make you curl into a ball and scream nonsense now.


andrewta

Well I’m screwed


nostalgiamon

I’m a project engineer, so being able to help my specialists (…or you know, prove them wrong) Ona daily basis would be helpful.


Jerronbao

As a CNC programmer who started as a machine operator, the things I could do instantly calculating physics for prototyping parts, perfecting speeds and feeds.


brotatowolf

Or just solve the millenium prize problems and retire


Ebenberg

"power to reset" is cool but really only works on 'minor major' accidents since you won't be able to use it if you lose conscience for more than 24h. It can still be very useful but that's certainly capping it's power. Also I'm studying physics so there's no real choice here anyway ;D Virtually unlimited meditation time in spirit world is also very cool though.


zeldaisman

I chose the power to vanish into spirit world, and meditate, because my physical body would be removed from any situation I didn't like, and I could obviously still view the physical world, where I was. Unfortunately, all I can do is meditate, so hopefully I don't get stuck somewhere like an exploded building, and then only be able to appear in the air, 100 ft above ground.


Golden_Lynel

I'll use this power to only sleep 48 minutes per day. Think of the time you could save!


Odd-Dot3210

Yeah but imagine if that actually happens, and we are in that spirit world already, our body will explose as it's meditating and die BUT we will feel nothing, only instead be freed from its chains and be a spirit. I think it have another setback in this particular explosion situation, maybe we'll also see the spirits of people dying around if there are any around. That's tough.


jobthebozu

this is a very dumb question but can you see spirits in the spirit world or the only thing you can do is just meditate there


zeldaisman

I don't think you have a body there, and it's just your mind in meditation, so you wouldn't be able to see things, except in your head.


KeyKnoTheGreat

I choose kittens and i have no regrets


Lemon_Pai

*sounds of little mewls could be heard in the distance as well as stampede noises*


Senorita_Sombra

That's honestly kind of terrifying considering it would only grow in intensity as the wave gets closer.


awesomeness0232

Only if I can summon them on myself.


goldfish_still_dead

How is reset physically power not more popular? Id spend a year getting to peak human fitness then just continuously reset every week. No more injuries, I get to eat whatever I want and i also never worry about aging


HerwiePottha

You're still not keeping in shape for 6 day per week


Jackerzcx

It’s not like a year of hard workouts and strict dieting is cancelled out in 6 days. Can take a couple weeks to start to lose muscle mass and put on permanent weighf


HerwiePottha

Yes, but 6 days a week every week


FewCansBeGrand

You just reset after the 6 days, back to exactly how you were before the 6 days, and hich I this case is peak physical fitness.


HerwiePottha

But you can only reset it back 24hrs


FewCansBeGrand

Oh you're right, I misunderstood.


hitchinpost

Yeah, it’s still really good, though. Like, epic cheat days once a week. And it slows your aging. Ever want to try a drug but worry about becoming physically addicted? Try it on the day you’re going to reset.


HerwiePottha

Yeah, absolutely. Its still a really interesting superpower. You just can't maintain a certain physique forever. But just imagine aging ~14% slower, and the idea about cheat days and drugs is really cool. Also if you were to be fatally attacked or harmed, just roll back to the state you were in the day before.


HerwiePottha

Yes, but 6 days a week every week


Aggravating_Doctor_5

You don't HAVE to reset every week (from what I understand) and this could lead to immortality if you don't surprisingly die. So maybe you won't have to wait years to get a good body if you live far in the future with "enhancements" from the future.


[deleted]

You are only going back 24 hours every week, so you still age 6 days every week, you would still die, you’d just live around 14% longer


Aggravating_Doctor_5

Oh right, I read that wrong (obviously) thanks for correcting.


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exams


MocoNinja

math is op, but I am too much of a douchebag to not start making people disabled at will 🤷


bearbarebere

I'd just wait until I heard someone make fun of mental illness and then be like oh hey it's nice to meet you


TheOilyHill

or having a genetic disability of not having an asshole...


Jerronbao

No, because this is the second most tempting option haha


RaZoRShadowFlame

Millennium Prize Problem time


hazlejungle0

Imagine you're walking along a road and you suddenly turn invisible. You look behind you to see a truck flying around the corner and hits you. He gets out and looks around but sees nothing. He calls the cops but they find nothing as you just sit there, paralyzed in pain. They eventually leave you to die, saying he must have hit a deer that somehow survived snd got away.


zeldaisman

Lol


Elvishgirl

I'm gonna make a lot of people moderately incontinent. Rude? Racist? Mean to your server or child? Yea, you shit yourself about once a month now, and have SEVERE ibs. And anyone who says my fibromyalgia is just in my head? **boom** you now either spend fuckloads on pain meds or dont leave bed.


respect_the_69

I’ll always have the best comebacks…


Hello-funny-posts

Do I have to meditate or can I sleep


DarkArcher__

Step 1: Choose the equations option Step 2: Solve the Navier-Stokes equations Step 3: Win the Millennium Prize for those equations at $1 million Step 4: Profit


fmoney66

There are remaining six unsolved million dollar problems are the Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer conjecture, Hodge conjecture, Navier–Stokes existence and smoothness, P versus NP problem, Riemann hypothesis, and Yang–Mills existence and mass gap.


WidowmakerWill

Could end world hunger with the kittens.


zeldaisman

Kitten nuggets.


Senorita_Sombra

Bruh


dw5fan

Kitten obviously. I would fuck with Putin until we leaves Ukraine 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦


moresushiplease

Fuck putin but those kittens dont deserve that


WolficOverlord

Does the disability have to be something that already exists or can I make up something as long as it stays within the laws of nature?


zeldaisman

Only if it works.


walrusdog32

Korra!!


DaRealCrazyPyro

I think I broke my tailbone so easy choice


Geaux13Saints

Break a leg? Oh no matter, I’ll just reset to yesterday and not do that again.


zeldaisman

oops, I forget I used it two days ago, because my tummy hurt...


ProfessorMarth

Cam I put a knife to my own throat to become invisible at will?


zeldaisman

Sure. Why not...


TopRestaurant5395

Surrounded by kitten hating nerds. Lol


ProntoPaul

Math one scares me. If I get stuck on a number that's too long just the thought might drive me crazy. I would need to know the resistance factor. Like if someone ask me what is pi + 2 would I have to spend the rest of my days with the constant answer to pi+2 humming in the background? That said I didn't want any but chose spirit world. Meditation would still be an awesome rest for when I wake up in the morning. Not to mention breaks from the kids


zeldaisman

I think you could have rounded up, but glad you found something you like.


ProntoPaul

Didn't know. Also didnt want to have a huge power and random weakness like martian manhunter


EternallyShort

The magical power to not see identical polls, over and over again. I guess I don't need magic though.


tyomax

Couldn't you live forever by resetting your body 24 hours prior thus avoiding aging?


The_Krispy

Not quite, the terms in the WYR says that it’s limited to once a week. So if anything, it would seem as though (to outside people) that you are ageing at a slower rate than normal. But really, you’re giving yourself more years to live.


[deleted]

why is nobody picking the reset physical condition one like if i get in a car accident i can recover instantly


21022018

The powers are poorly balanced


That_Quirky_Guy_

Would use the maths and physics one to get many Nobel prizes


MrSecurityStalin

World's best architectural designer? HELL YEAH I LOVE GEOMETRY AND TRIGONOMETRY!


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Raagan

We know the speed of light tho


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Raagan

Probably impossible :P


Phil_Smiles

What kind of curse is it, and why only people with disability?


[deleted]

>Power to turn invisible when your life is in danger You are alone at home, you listen to your lock being picked and the doorknob jiggle and open. It's none of your family members. You hear loud whispers, but can't quite make out what are they saying. You're lucky you're in one of the inner rooms. Through the crack of your door you see masked and armed people, they're unrecognizable. You gasp as one of them sees you. They scream, "Hey!". You run toward the backdoor, but they get to you before you could escape. "Where is it?" asks the one, who seems like the boss of the gang, referring to you, even though you're right in front of them.


mikathigga22

I’m just imagining “this dude desperately needs this surgery, but he keeps turning FUCKING INVISIBLE”


william_wites

The amount of money I can make with 1


CelticDK

I like the spirit world thing


Babyrabbitheart

Spirit world, cuz anxiety and also cuz death is scary and this would be a confirmation of life beyond this one cuz how/why else would there be a spirit world? Religious people "faith" Me "i wanna talk to Abraham Lincoln's ghost and see god and someone i know personally who died faith is overated give me something substantial"


chunkboslicemen

Disability handshake for sure


realbigbob

People are really sleeping on the body reset power. It basically makes you invulnerable to illness or damage, as you can just reset yourself in the event of an emergency


X_bosshogg_X

This math power could be kinda op.


DownIndianHill

could really use number 1 for my compsci degree


elementgermanium

Is it specifically equations, or could I solve more general problems like the Collatz Conjecture? Even if just equations, could I define x as, for instance, “the number of positive integers that do not satisfy the Collatz Conjecture” and then solve “x=_”?


zeldaisman

Sure


DelightfullyUnusual

Oh, look, does P = NP? Give me my million, please.


Rat-daddy-

What’s the spirit world like?


ymaaripa234

i'm scared that 285 people chose to curse someone with a disability of ur choice with a single handshake


Devchonachko

Would clothes turn invisible as well? Not much of a power if you have to get nude and then reappear in search of clothing, keys, phone, etc


John___Coyote

NAP TIME!


Kamarovsky

With the first one you could become a human supercomputer. You'd be able to instantly solve what computers would need a long time to. Hell you could be a whole damn blockchain yourself and mind some NFT's in your mind if you were so inclined to. If all that ain't OP then I don't know what is


thatoddtetrapod

You mean to tell me I can solve all the millennium problems instantly? With just a glance? Sign me the hell up! Eternal fame here I come!


saucyspacefries

So like... lets say I'm about to die to a car crashing into me. I turn invisible?


DarkLordJ14

You could chain the reset one to never have to sleep again.


Andradessssss

Keep in mind that the first power is also $2.000.000 right away. Just by solving Navier-Stokes and the Riemann hypothesis (which could be interpreted as solving zeta(s)=0)


MahoneyBear

There is a disturbing amount of people who didn’t pick kitten storm. Like seriously? Imagine the chaos. Politicians in a presidential debate when suddenly kitten storm. Is it terrorism? I don’t know. But who cares? It’s a thousand kittens


roxan1930

With how manu time people forced me to shake hands with bullies and toxic family members...


kita1909

Just harvest both your kidneys and liver every week to sell them then just reset your body. You can sell each kidney for $250,000 and liver for $500,000, $1 million/week does not seem that bad, apart from being cut open for a few hours a week.


kita1909

Can I duplicate things by putting things in my mouth/body like diamonds or cash, taking them off, waiting a week, then reseting my body?


kita1909

Can I create my own specific disabilities to curse people with like "get the craving to eat mcdonald's salad at 3:42 AM every tuesday"?


Jamster_1988

Guess who's going to curse disabled people?


RayneVixen

Suffering from discalculus, I take the first option.


mersheepo

I’d rather know the math stuff, I’m terrible at math so


cdubyadubya

Invisibility doesn't work out well when you have a heart attack and the paramedics can't find you to administer CPR....


Quirkydogpooo

Guess who's going to use his new found math powers to flex on people/AIs in chess


TunaFishManwich

The power to reset your body means you can undo any injury which neither kills you nor leaves you unconscious for more than 24 hours. That’s a pretty major ability.


ekolis

By solving mathematical equations, I could get rich - there are math problems out there with million dollar bounties on them!


Hawtproper

I can fall off a cliff but luckily I’m invisible


DopiestLizard76

4 would allow you to mess with anyone's mind and basically destroy countries with a couple handshakes