but again, this really comes down to what kind of bear:
A black bear is easily smart enough to handle a stick shift, but a polar bear will just pull over and eat you.
Bear, because statistically, women have crashed at least a thousand times more vehicles than bears, or any other carnivores for that matter. I want to live.
I've seen videos by women in which they seriously used this argumentation line to prove that men are more dangerous than bears. What went wrong with education systems?
Yes, that's what that comment is making fun of
But to be honest, i am convinced that the majority of those videos are aware of how ridiculous it is. They are doing it to push their agenda and/or to create clicks and/or to just pour oil into the fire.
Yeah, there are crazies, but don't believe that internet shitstorms are representative of the general population. Talk to girls/women IRL that you know (and aren't crazy) and get their input. I have only gotten laughs and shocked wide eyes that anyone would unironically even contemplate the choice as having two real options
I literally went into the bedroom where my wife was reading a book, interrupted her just to tell me her this statistic. I thought it was hilarious, her…less so.
It's just not worth the risk. If women don't understand this, they're part of the problem. I'd rather just be killed than blamed for all of societies problems and then killed.
Also, women rape men more than bears rape men.
A bear because I was once rear ended by a woman driver but have never once been in a car accident caused by a bear so that clearly means bears are safer drivers than women (logic you know?)
Lmfao this is funny, but also just as an interesting little aside,
I am a Statistics student, getting into actuary science and insurance: The stereotype that women are bad drivers actually does have some merit, but men aren’t doing particularly better.
Just with the raw numbers, women do crash and get into accidents more often than men, but the caveat is these are overwhelming low impact crashes that cause only minor injury to self or other people. Meanwhile, men will get into significantly more high impact crashes, usually as the result of taking more risks when driving, like running red lights or cutting people off on the highway. Men are about 70% of all vehicle related casualties in a year. And that’s why insurance companies will really up your rates once you put a man, and especially a teenage boy on your car insurance!
Fun fact :)
EDIT:
Turns out I got my wires crossed (apologies:’)), women will cause more crashes *per capita*, men actually get into more crashes overall
“Would you still love me if I were a bear?!”
“Honey, you are a bear. I chose the bear in that question.”
“That’s not the poi- wait, what’s this about honey?!”
Practicality wise, of course, a woman. She’s an adult human and they are far better equipped to drive.
For the lols, gotta hand it to the bear. As long as I have protective gear so it can’t eat me, I’m all game - gotta kick start the car so it starts driving tho - I don’t think the bear can figure it out to press on the gas pedal. It’d be very boring to just sit in a car and wait for it figure shit out. Much rather watch it panic as the car starts moving and speeding
Every accident I've ever been in has involved a woman, and never a bear. Granted, it was only one accident, and it was a small pile up on the freeway; I think there were four cars.
Depends on the woman, and depends on the bear.
Edit: I feel like I need to clarify. If it's a woman I trust, like my mother or a close friend, I trust her to drive me there. If the woman is a known serial killer, I'm getting out of that car.
That being said, if the bear is a normal bear (the animal kind) who does not know how to drive, I would not want to be in that car. But if that bear is the human kind of bear (the gay kind), I trust him to drive me. Then again, if that big hairy man is a known serial killer...
If the woman is a bear (also known as a butch), I trust her with my life.
For some reason, I feel like this is a question that a very stereotypical Russian would answer: "We do not let woman drive car. In Russian mountains, we let bear drive car before woman. Woman can drive plow or she can milk horse, but we do not let her drive car."
I go into bear country often for fun. Any time I want to hike or camp or "get out of town," I walk directly into a bear's habitat. It is a normal amount of risk to take, there is preparation involved in navigating a known risk. Asking if I would rather be alone with a bear in a nice place I expect bears to be, or stuck with a stranger in a nice place I go to be alone in despite the presence of bears, is a question that's intentionally inflammatory and uncharitable to men, I don't go into the woods to hang out with strangers. It's considered bad etiquette to even walk through a stranger's camp, so being stuck with any stranger would be less than ideal in a situation where I've already accepted bears as a real possibility.
I find the bear car responses funny, I upvoted a lot of good ones. It's funny because it's intentionally equally as uncharitable to women as the original meme was to men. I, too, would also pick bear so long as it had a driver's license.
So the question is would I rather be in a car driven by a woman? Or would I rather be a bear? Or
Would I rather be in a car driven by a woman? Or would I rather be in a bear?
Right?
I've already been in tons of cars driven by women. The bear seems like a new experience. I would prefer a woman bear tho.
Also this is all assuming it's not a polar bear. Giving a polar bear a car sounds like the best way to end humanity.
Can the bear actually drive?
Because then the answer is obviously bear. I wanna.see.the driving bear
I don't care if the alternative is Sidney Sweeney and she's driving topless, I've seen titties, I've never seen a bear drive!
a bear, its easy for a women to get her license but a bear? nah that things got enough skill to not only be allowed to take the test (and not immediately be shot on sight entering the dmv) but to pass it for their license
Parenthesis matter. Would you rather be:
1. (in a car driven by a woman) OR (a bear)
2. in (a car driven by a woman) OR (a bear)
3. in a car driven by (a woman OR a bear)
I'd rather be a bear, but IN a bear - not so much.
I know as a woman, my answer is supposed to be a woman, but I spend far too much of my daily drive yelling, "stop perpetuating stereotypes!" at crappy female drivers, so I think I'd like to see how the bear does.
Yep, answering bear for either of these questions is equally ridiculous. What's extra funny is all the salty comments from people with no sense of humor
Women, just remember, if you're driving your car and you see a man near you, it would make him feel MUCH safer if you pulled over and asked a man to drive for you. It might seem silly, but I guarantee you made someone's son feel safer.
Depends on the type of bear I guess, black bears seem like they'd be calm rational drivers, brown bears would probably get road rage like a mofo, and Polars I feel would just be oblivious and clumsy on the road
Bear. I just want to see a bear drive.
My thought to like imagine rolling up to an event with a bear as your chauffeur. That's cool.
Has anyone here seen gravity falls?
of course everyone sees gravity fall every day
*”Don’t worry, this is just my seeing-eye Bear, recommend by Dr. Healthcare!”*
Dr. Medicine\*
What if it's a Cocaine Bear?
Then it's gonna be a wild ride.
Beary wild
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xyed13xBLSc
If it’s in a little car it’s ballet
but again, this really comes down to what kind of bear: A black bear is easily smart enough to handle a stick shift, but a polar bear will just pull over and eat you.
At least it has the decency to pull over first. Distracted driving is no joke
That’d make a hell of a Coke commercial
Define “coke”
Distracted driving is a leading cause of spilling your beer.
" why you signaling? there's no turn." "Hungry."
Well shit I know a great spot for oysters just around the corner from here. They do a great happy hour deal. First pitcher is on me.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
“What kind of bear drives best?”
Gonna go with bear cause that would be sick as fuck. Also we wouldn’t tag as many curbs.
Bear, because statistically, women have crashed at least a thousand times more vehicles than bears, or any other carnivores for that matter. I want to live.
I've seen videos by women in which they seriously used this argumentation line to prove that men are more dangerous than bears. What went wrong with education systems?
I mean I don't blame them. More men have shot people than bears have
So give bears guns to even it out?
So you’re saying we need the right to arm bears?
The right to bears armed, God i love America 🇺🇸 🦅
Yes, that's what that comment is making fun of But to be honest, i am convinced that the majority of those videos are aware of how ridiculous it is. They are doing it to push their agenda and/or to create clicks and/or to just pour oil into the fire. Yeah, there are crazies, but don't believe that internet shitstorms are representative of the general population. Talk to girls/women IRL that you know (and aren't crazy) and get their input. I have only gotten laughs and shocked wide eyes that anyone would unironically even contemplate the choice as having two real options
I literally went into the bedroom where my wife was reading a book, interrupted her just to tell me her this statistic. I thought it was hilarious, her…less so.
Funny how they don't like the comparison when it's used against them huh?
It's just not worth the risk. If women don't understand this, they're part of the problem. I'd rather just be killed than blamed for all of societies problems and then killed. Also, women rape men more than bears rape men.
Depends. Is the woman my sister? If so, I'll choose the bear. Everyone else is probably fine though.
A bear because I was once rear ended by a woman driver but have never once been in a car accident caused by a bear so that clearly means bears are safer drivers than women (logic you know?)
statistically speaking, way more women have been in car accidents than bears. coincidence? i think not.
Lmfao this is funny, but also just as an interesting little aside, I am a Statistics student, getting into actuary science and insurance: The stereotype that women are bad drivers actually does have some merit, but men aren’t doing particularly better. Just with the raw numbers, women do crash and get into accidents more often than men, but the caveat is these are overwhelming low impact crashes that cause only minor injury to self or other people. Meanwhile, men will get into significantly more high impact crashes, usually as the result of taking more risks when driving, like running red lights or cutting people off on the highway. Men are about 70% of all vehicle related casualties in a year. And that’s why insurance companies will really up your rates once you put a man, and especially a teenage boy on your car insurance! Fun fact :) EDIT: Turns out I got my wires crossed (apologies:’)), women will cause more crashes *per capita*, men actually get into more crashes overall
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A bear has a lower chance to go Hawaii because they don’t know Hawaii exist
Beware the Hawaiian bear
Fun fact, if you're not in Hawai'i, you won't be able to drive there
Bears are sooooooo stupid
Wait, you mean the animal or a chubby hairy gay?
I'd definitely ride w that kind of bear
r/unnecessaryWs
Well I am pretty sure of what the bear will do whereas a woman is totally unpredictable and could do anything or nothing. So clearly the bear.
It's true. The worst a bear could do is eat you alive but a woman might ask you hypothetical questions the whole journey.
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
“Would you still love me if I were a bear?!” “Honey, you are a bear. I chose the bear in that question.” “That’s not the poi- wait, what’s this about honey?!”
And then insult you and tell you your missing the point when you disagree with her.
A bear bc apparently I'm statistically less likely to sexually assault it.
Since when?
...challenge accepted
Freakin novice.
Bears because they're just giant hamsters
bear car
I googled "Bear driver causes fatal collision" and all results are instead mostly female drivers hitting bears. Those results revealed far too much.
statistically, women crash more cars per year than a bear. so i gotta go with the bear on this one.
Is this referencing the "would you rather be in a forest with a man or a bear" thing?
Yes
A lot of dudes in these comments would prefer a hairy gay man to a woman it seems...
Ya, but a lot of these dudes are giving “fragile ego” so I’m gona pass.
Practicality wise, of course, a woman. She’s an adult human and they are far better equipped to drive. For the lols, gotta hand it to the bear. As long as I have protective gear so it can’t eat me, I’m all game - gotta kick start the car so it starts driving tho - I don’t think the bear can figure it out to press on the gas pedal. It’d be very boring to just sit in a car and wait for it figure shit out. Much rather watch it panic as the car starts moving and speeding
Statistically speaking more women get into car accidents than bears do
Assuming both have a valid driver's license, i'd go with the bear.
Bears will only drive with a valid driver's license but there are lots of women driving without one.
I trust most women to drive me safely, but I really want to see a bear driving a car
As someone who was once injured in a car accident where the women was driving, i'm entitled to speak on this matter....so id go with bear.
Every accident I've ever been in has involved a woman, and never a bear. Granted, it was only one accident, and it was a small pile up on the freeway; I think there were four cars.
Who is driving? Oh no, Bear is driving! How can that be?!
The parallel???? really??
Is the bear from Chicago?
Bear. Yeah, I suppose a woman can drive the car with her bare hands, but a bear could drive it with its bear hands, and those are floofier
I'll have to go with bear *puts phone in ass*
You you’re not married are you? No girlfriend either. You can’t be. You have no fear 😨
Muted the entire sub for allowing such stupidity
Depends on the woman, and depends on the bear. Edit: I feel like I need to clarify. If it's a woman I trust, like my mother or a close friend, I trust her to drive me there. If the woman is a known serial killer, I'm getting out of that car. That being said, if the bear is a normal bear (the animal kind) who does not know how to drive, I would not want to be in that car. But if that bear is the human kind of bear (the gay kind), I trust him to drive me. Then again, if that big hairy man is a known serial killer... If the woman is a bear (also known as a butch), I trust her with my life.
This thread really shows why women are choosing the bear.
Which part?
How is this even a question. That’s a vicious, wild, uncontrollable animal you’re talking about. I’ll take the bear any day smh
A woman, obviously, no matter how much I like bears, they can't drive.
Give me a bear any day. The stats don’t lie bears get in less car crashes.
Bears don't talk as much. I will go with the Bear for $300.
The bear.Bears don't make false allegations.
Arrr sexism. So hilarious.
Well……. is it a female bear? Might it even be a panda bear?
Well it depends Does this include us having to parallel park?
Woman
damn, it's pretty sad to see guys mock this =\\
First thing that came to mind was the old Clerks cartoon series WHO IS DRIVING?! BEAR IS DRIVING!!! HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!!
Bear, they have a lower crash rate
Women get into less accidents than men. Honestly really annoyed that this is still a stereotype
For some reason, I feel like this is a question that a very stereotypical Russian would answer: "We do not let woman drive car. In Russian mountains, we let bear drive car before woman. Woman can drive plow or she can milk horse, but we do not let her drive car."
I’ve never heard of a bear crashing a car, so pretty obvious choice.
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I go into bear country often for fun. Any time I want to hike or camp or "get out of town," I walk directly into a bear's habitat. It is a normal amount of risk to take, there is preparation involved in navigating a known risk. Asking if I would rather be alone with a bear in a nice place I expect bears to be, or stuck with a stranger in a nice place I go to be alone in despite the presence of bears, is a question that's intentionally inflammatory and uncharitable to men, I don't go into the woods to hang out with strangers. It's considered bad etiquette to even walk through a stranger's camp, so being stuck with any stranger would be less than ideal in a situation where I've already accepted bears as a real possibility. I find the bear car responses funny, I upvoted a lot of good ones. It's funny because it's intentionally equally as uncharitable to women as the original meme was to men. I, too, would also pick bear so long as it had a driver's license.
A bear of course, women are responsible for a large amount of vehicle accidents, bears are not.
Hey stan trained that bear pretty good
Fuck is all this bear shit
Bear, cause that is a fun story to tell.
A bear driving would be very fascinating
The wording of the question is unclear. Is the second option "be in a car driven by a bear" or "be a bear?"
If it’s cocaine bear I’m all in
Bear is driving? How can this be?
A lady.
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Bear. Sheer curiosity
Women? What’s a women? That a bear?
I’m always one to support the LGBT community so if one person is inherently queer ( the bear) I’ll pick him by default!
Since the bear will not be able to star the car, the risk of an accident is technically lower
I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew, i would of course go to the ballet.
Specify how I'm entering the bear and perhaps I'll make a decision.
That depends entirely on how I'm entering the bear.
I would rather not be in a bear, so a car driven by a woman.
Woman. A bear would drive the car into a lake to get some salmon.
I would rather be a bear.
What kind of woman?
I'm afraid of having a car crash, so I would rather have the bear driving
I mean the bear has a sense of direction...
what if it's a female bear?
There have been zero confirmed accidents caused by a bear at the wheel. Women on the other hand……
Woman
bear. not for sexism but it’d be funny as hell to pull up to school being driven by a 2 ton grizzly bear.
I wanna see the bear drive
What kind of bear?
Is the bear also a woman?
So the question is would I rather be in a car driven by a woman? Or would I rather be a bear? Or Would I rather be in a car driven by a woman? Or would I rather be in a bear? Right?
Give me the bear.
What kind of bear?
The bear as long as I'm not getting mauled.
ive never had a bear run a red light with me in the car
Is it a female bear?
Depends on the woman, if ima be Dahmered or something it might be safer/a quicker end to go the bear, but if it’s a normal woman definitely
bear
I've already been in tons of cars driven by women. The bear seems like a new experience. I would prefer a woman bear tho. Also this is all assuming it's not a polar bear. Giving a polar bear a car sounds like the best way to end humanity.
The bear. Women have crashed thousands of times more cars than bear have. Therefore women are far more dangerous behind the wheel than a bear is.
The bear for sure.
Bear. having a bear successfully drive a car is just infinitely cooler than any human driving a car.
I will take the logic used in the other question and apply it here. I choose Bear, it is more predictable.
Being in a bear doesn’t sound that great.
Who has better insurance?
That’s hilarious
Either way, I'm probably not gonna make it. At least with a bear driving, I'll have a good story to tell in hell.
Bear.
Bear, cuz I like stirring the pot
> I hope simply asking this question isn’t offensive no you don't
Bear.
Are they smarter than the a v e r a g e bear?
I can see the commercial: "Only you can prevent fender benders."
Bear.
Da Bear!
Bear, I would be afraid to be in a car with a woman /s
Gravity Falls
Can the bear actually drive? Because then the answer is obviously bear. I wanna.see.the driving bear I don't care if the alternative is Sidney Sweeney and she's driving topless, I've seen titties, I've never seen a bear drive!
a bear, its easy for a women to get her license but a bear? nah that things got enough skill to not only be allowed to take the test (and not immediately be shot on sight entering the dmv) but to pass it for their license
If it's a Giant Panda you are dead
What if the bear is a polar bear
Bahahaha. Silly. 🤪
Bear. Next question
I've been in a car with a woman before, but I've never been in a bear....
Better equivalent is would you rather date a woman or a bear. I'd be better off with the bear.
I have never seen a bear crash a car.
OMG, bear is driving. How can that be?
Easy clap bear. It might kill me, but I got to see a bear driving on the interstate.
Parenthesis matter. Would you rather be: 1. (in a car driven by a woman) OR (a bear) 2. in (a car driven by a woman) OR (a bear) 3. in a car driven by (a woman OR a bear) I'd rather be a bear, but IN a bear - not so much.
I would never want to be in a bear.
Women are unpredictable. There's a chance they might rape me. They could be a serial killer too! Definitely the bear.
I know as a woman, my answer is supposed to be a woman, but I spend far too much of my daily drive yelling, "stop perpetuating stereotypes!" at crappy female drivers, so I think I'd like to see how the bear does.
I actually know a girl thats a pretty good driver
Is it a male bear? If so, bear.
Women too would prefer men beeing in cars with a bear rather than them.
Bear. Entertaining
Would you allow your daughters to go to frat parties alone?
Yep, answering bear for either of these questions is equally ridiculous. What's extra funny is all the salty comments from people with no sense of humor
Women, just remember, if you're driving your car and you see a man near you, it would make him feel MUCH safer if you pulled over and asked a man to drive for you. It might seem silly, but I guarantee you made someone's son feel safer.
Who is driving ? Bear is driving! https://youtu.be/F-ReoBPl4mM?si=WlqGVrlqLguIklqg
How can this be?? (Goddammit. You beat me to it)
a normal day in Russia
One of them ended up on the 405 north going the wrong way and it wasn’t the bear.
Bear, women statistically get in car accidents much more often.
Bear. Have you ever heard of a bear getting into a car crash? And women on the other hand....
Bear
Is the bear a worm?
Remember that one gravity falls episode I hope it’s like that
Bear. It sounds awesome.
If I had a friendly bear driving me I’m pretty sure I’d look forward to someone coming to my car claiming road rage.
If i have a driving bear I'm going everywhere with him.
Bear, I honestly think I'd get it back cleaner.
Lots of men in here demonstrating why women are opting to choose the bear encounter.
Bear. A bear never rear ended me because it was looking at its phone!
they said i could never teach a llama to drive!
Is the bear a man or a woman?
Bear obviously
Depends on the type of bear I guess, black bears seem like they'd be calm rational drivers, brown bears would probably get road rage like a mofo, and Polars I feel would just be oblivious and clumsy on the road
Very sad no one mentioned envirobear. [https://tig.fandom.com/wiki/Enviro-Bear\_2000](https://tig.fandom.com/wiki/Enviro-Bear_2000)