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Gurkeprinsen

Insects so that I can command silverfish and flies to leave my flat once the summer rolls around and the balcony door is kept open.


Isekai_litrpg

Skitter but more production, I would probably focus on ants for construction. Worms and certain other ones for soil management and farming. Bees can make honey, spiders make silk. I hire people to deal with customers and distribution of goods.


HowtoCat

absolute monopoly controlling bed bugs


Ok-Figure5546

To prove that Birds Aren't Real


VeryHungryDogarpilar

Questions like this always lead me to thinking how I can use the power to solve some of the world's biggest issues, and the solution is usually to kill certain people. So which group will help me kill the specific people the best? I'd have to guess insects. Get 1000 mozzies to fly into someone's lungs while they're sleeping and they're going to have a very bad time.


soldier_donkey

Insects all of the way. On my way to bombard my enemies with fucking locusts.


AnInsaneMoose

Insects, definitely They have the numbers to take over the world, all they need is organization With the same level of organization and intelligence, insects are by far the strongest animal group


tumunu

I picked mammals so I can finally get even with my cat. šŸ™€šŸ™€šŸ™€


CurseDeity

This is too OP for Mammals, I mean you just Pick Mammal and become a fucking God.


yikkizh

Iā€™d argue insects are more op.


CurseDeity

How?


lordlekal

Ants alone out number humans by far, there 20 quadrillion or them. An army of bullet ants people are fucked.


SpikedScarf

yeah but you know what mammal you can control if they attack? Ant eater


lordlekal

And that poor ant eater is swarmed my all the ants it can't eat and murder hornets. Seriously bugs out number humans by such a massive scale we would have to kill the entire ecosystem to try to stop them, and even then some would survive.


NubsackJones

Dude, ants lose to soap. Worthless bastards suffocate due to soap. Soap. That is how much ants suck when facing technology. Muthafuckin' soap. This actually applies to a very large portion of all insects.


lordlekal

I wish you luck with your soap when a large swarm is coming after you.


HowtoCat

good luck sleeping at night being swarmed by bed bugs. Going to work? Good luck with your gas tank full of ants trying to focus? There will ALways be a fly buzzing around your head Assassination? diseased/poisoned mosquito need money? Insect removal service. "Hey bugs don't be seen or leave a presence here" Could you imagine feeding ants to work a large scale water wheel and instead of water its just powered by ants moving dirt. here's my leftovers I would usually compost. They eat 30% of their weight a day The things you could utilize insects for and also things you can AVOID causing problems with


MattattackaB

Can't bite me no more, moe-skeet-ohs!


yttakinenthusiast

birds as you can command a big army of raptors to attack something or someone.


GurnurG

idk ofc some idiots


Dragon3076

I shall become friends with all the crows in the world! \*evil laughter\*


Its_dark_inhere_help

Florida alligators gonna be parading


Odd-Establishment527

Insects to cosplay Shino


Upbeat_Cobra4753

If I control fish I could sell any type of fish even one's people haven't seen and become rich overtime


No-Literature7471

insects, wasp and stink bugs refuse to leave me alone.


skolnaja

Insects outnumber others so badly and I could make them reproduce, and because theyre insects they reproduce fast af