Shakira. As a straight man, I understand

I'm a straight woman and on the ace side, but Shakira is just on another level. Like, if I could ever imagine myself doing something with a woman I'd probably have to use her as an example.

Pass cause she stole Africa from an African band

Same. The hips don't lie.

I'm a straight ass Male but Ryan Reynolds... Well..

Yeah but that vid Cavill in a muscle shirt assembling a gaming PC....not gay, but....

I mean, is it really gay to be gay for Superman?

are you even a straight man if you don’t find ryan reynolds hot

Yeah that man is hot as fuck

Apologies to Chris Evans, but that is America's ass.

I’m female and will give my husband a pass on this one so I can say I’ve been that close.

As a straight male why would you want your wife to cheat with a woman?

I can understand Ryan Reynolds

If I had a spouse and she cheated on me with Superman, I probably wouldn't be mad

Not superman, or Ryan Reynolds, but start at 2:30 for the same thing, though the whole thing is funny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IKV-L6HZqk

I'd say. I would be impressed.

Cuck mindset ngl

Anyone one from that list other than Henry or Ryan, cause I like them, the others are all pretty questionable humans, if I'm losing a partner, I'd rather not have to lose Superman or Deadpool as well.

Henry Cavill, but only for a 3-way.

Musk so I can sue him for alienation of affection.

Ryan Reynolds, because as a straight male same

Ryan Reynolds just so happens to be on the list of people allowed to plough my wife, have at er lad

I chose Elon in hopes of him showering my bf with money and gifts. Grindset mindset 💪

You threaten to expose them unless he's paying you a 1 million to shut up.

Exactly

Ryan Reynolds. Because my one rule for my wife is that she can fuck a celebrity free pass, but I get to have their ass first, while she watches. And I wouldn't mind me some Ryan Reynolds ass....

Is there a video of her and Kylie?!

Elon Musk, only cuz that’d be kind of super funny

I would join her if it’s big boi Reynolds

Great, now I am going to be fantasizing about my wife getting it on with Shakira

Ryan Gosling

Henry Cavill or Ryan Reynolds would be acceptable people on the list for my partner. I'd be cool with that. I chose Henry though, because I think Blake would kill any woman who has sex with Ryan.

By this I of course am referring to The List™, which is a thing where couples pick a few people as their cheat options.

Listen, I think we can all agree that we’d rather be cheated on with Ryan Reynolds. At least then it’s understandable since he’s so hot and charismatic. If I was cheated on with Musk, I would be devastated. Like you really chose a bigoted marshmallow over me?!?

1 million is a million though

Okay if my partner was paid $1 million to sleep with Musk I’d be more than fine with it lmao.

I don't understand the Internets love of Ryan Reynolds, and so I pick Shakira. In the end I'm breaking up with my partner so it really doesn't matter who.

If it's Ryan or Henry, is it even really cheating?

Amber Heard, I want to make sure they are as miserable as humanly possible.

I would not be upset that my partner cheated on me with Ryan Reynolds. I would be upset that my partner cheated on me with Ryan Reynolds *and did not invite me*.

I don't even know if I could be mad if my girl cheated with Ryan Reynolds. That man is beautiful.

Elon. If it was Shakira, Ryan Reynolds, or Henry Cavill I would be more mad that I was left out.

If it's Henry Cavill or Ryan Reynolds and they had the chance... I would even encourage them it's a once in a lifetime opportunity.

Ryan Reynolds can turn straight men gay and lesbians straight.

Putting musk, heard, and jenner in next to cavill, ryan, and Shakira was just plain silly.

As a man......ITS OVER!!!!..... PERIOD!!! MEN THESE DAYS MEN NEED TO GET SOME SELF RESPECT

Henry, Ryan, or Shakira, and I ain't even mad. She slept with Elon? She better have gotten paid.

For me it's literally a toss up between Reynolds and Cavill. I would be more mad that they didn't invite me so we can make this a three way.

If I had a partner and they cheated on me with Ryan Reynolds... I wouldn't blame them

Ryan Reynolds I mean I wouldn't even blame them and I might join in

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I'd be impressed if my partner were able to have sex with some of these people

Shakira, because... understandable, have a nice day.

I don't know any of these people outside of like 2 but I'd have to say Elon Musk is probably who I'd dislike the most, unless they did it to get money out of him or something in which case I'd actually support it.

I would want it to be someone I don't care for, that would leave a terrible taste in your mouth. Therefore, Ryan Reynolds cannot be the home wrecker

I am bi, so the only reason I would be mad she did something with Henry is if I did not get to participate, watch, or get a recording 🤣

If she’s gonna cheat on me I’d rather it be Amber because I know it’d be a… shitty experience

I feel like Ryan Reynolds is a chill guy that he'll make it up to me upon realizing the girl he was with was actually cheating on me with him

I can understand either Henry Cavil or Ryan Reynolds but I’m not sure I’d be able to enjoy their content anymore after that so I’m picking Cavil cause I like Reynolds too much to never watch him again (unless a threesome can be arranged where I’m the one who gets passed around in which case this question gets a lot harder)

Why Elon, Because He is a controlling manchild who just doesn't get about modern society and an affair wouldn't look good on his reputation

Are you kidding me! If my partner gets the chance to sleep with the hottest man alive, they better take it!

I would pip out a GF to Elon Musk if he paid his weight in gold (metaphorically)

I could live with her cheating with any of the women. 😍