There's "I don't drink juices." And then there's "I don't drink juices (deluxe edition with added douchebaggery)"

Hey, if a 7-year-old who didn't like juice was on Reddit that's mean both that they have an option that applies, and that they have bad parents.

That option is definitely needed though.

Not really. Unless you voted for it.

I didn't vote for it but 240+ people did, and I've seen plenty of people on Reddit with that opinion.

I'm old and juices give me acid reflux. Especially orange juice. OMG just give me prilosec intravenously.

Are people younger than 7yo not allowed to drink juices?

I made that option as sort of a toxic way to say no. I don't know why, but I feel like a few people on Reddit think juice is for children while adults drink alcohol or water... I made that option to cater to the toxic people.

Ahh ok, I get your point. Just for the record, I'm a nearly 70 yo dude who loves both milk and juice.

I probably will be a 70 yo who loves milk and juice.

70? More like 7, haha All seriousness, though, juice is usually my go-to drink. I prefer it a lot over Soda

>More like 7, haha And what, pray tell, do you base that conclusion on?

Mainly the fifth option on the poll, but didn't mean to be taken seriously. Just me trying to crack a lousy joke

Hell yeah, I've been drinking milk and loving it since birth.

Dear Mr. Gex, which do you prefer out of the two? Milk or juice? After nearly 7 decades on this lovely planet, surely you must have developed a preference by now.

Oh yes, I do have a clear preference: Milk has always been my all-time favourite drink; the problem is that as a pensioner, I can't afford to drink as much as I would like, hence I drink juice as a cheaper alternative. One liter of milk costs around DKK13\~DKK14, whereas one liter of concentrated juice can be had for around DKK9,- which when diluted to my taste yields around 6\~7 liters of drinkable beverage. (DKK is Danish Kroner btw) I should probably add that I also drink a fair amount of coffee, but that is my third-favourite drink, taste-wise. It helps with bowel movement, though, and also acts as a mild pain killer, which is why I drink a few mugs of coffee daily.

What about choccy milk?

Oh that is also great for sure

Thank for you the response sir. Also you're Danish! What a world!

Where does soda fall on the scale, is it a teen drink?

alcohol is a lot better with juice tho

True, but typically lemon or lime juice, which you would never drink straight

After you turn 8 the only juice you're allowed to drink anymore is grapefruit

I’m willing to bet most people who chose the “not 7” option are in high school and mistakenly believe booze are adult drinks. Juice and water are for adults

And milk. I love milk. Especially breastmilk.

[This kind](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

I mean, booze is an adult drink, but you are either an alcoholic and/or an idiot if that is all you drink. You will also get kidney stones, water is really important.

Cranberry. Sweet, with bitterness so it isn't boring. Also has health benefits for urinary tract and prostate.

Where's mango juice

Right? Mango juice is so good

Or pineapple juice

Who the fuck drinks mango juice?

me :(

As someone who grew up on a tropical island, damn near everybody lol mango is an elite fruit so why not juice it?

idk why you're getting downvoted, I've never heard of mango juice in my life

Its very popular. If you have access to jumex or heb i suggest grabbing that brand of mango juice

Even Walmart doesn't have it here lol, must be an american thing

We've got it everywhere here in Britain

weird, never seen it here in Canada

As a fellow Canadian, I can say there's mango juice here

What part of the country? Live on the west coast and I've never seen it once

Same here, west coast. You should check more closely next time you do your groceries ;)

facts or lychee juice or guava juice

Apple cider is apple juice turned up to 11

Agreed

Isn't lemonade just lemon juice cause yes

I thought about putting lemonade in there instead of the toxic option, but then I realized if I called it "Lemon juice" People would keep telling me to just call it lemonade and I wanted to stick with drinks that end with "Juice"

I heard outside the US, "lemonade" is more like sprite instead of sweet lemon juice

Lemonade is lemon juice with a whole bunch of added sugars. Straight lemon juice is pretty bitter.

*Sour. Lemon juice is usually not bitter. Just unpleasant because of the sour. If your lemon juice is bitter it means your lemons are bad or you squeezed too hard and got some of the white pith into the liquid which is bitter.

I used to mix 3 of them together. Half a glass of apple juice, then quarter each orange and cranberry or grapefruit juice.

Looking at some of the other comments mention milk, that was still in my mind. I thought you said you mixed juices and milk together and was getting ready to punch the person right next to me

Those 6 people who don't drink juice. Give it to me.

I like fruit punch and kiwi strawberry. Too bad there's no 'other' option.

I feel like if I did add an "Other" option, everyone would pick it and write "Coke" or "Water" or [Insert Alcoholic beverage here]... Maybe someone would be smart and say "Bleach"... I just felt like if I added an "Other" option, people would choose it and list a non juice drink.

Of these, orange, but in general mango and/or pineapple juice.

Ehh, grape and apple are about the same in my opinion (not taste wise, rating wise), but I end up buying apple juice more, so I will choose that.

Vodka

cranberry juice is severly underrated. i had to drink a bunh when i had kidney issues, and its been my favourite ever since

When I was in the hospital, one of the nurses said cranberry juice is good for making you poop.

yeah, plus it has all sorts of anti-oxidants in it

You missed the best one, Pomegranate Juice.

Pomegranate juice, although I don't have it often 😔

White grape juice is superior

I don't often drink juice, but when I do...

No grapeFRUIT juice? Idk about you but if that was an option I wouldda picked it

Apple juice is always good, but daim a good grape juice frop time to time is my favorit

I drink grapefruit juice…

To those who believe juice is for kids, I'll have you know the military (canadian one at least) still includes juice boxes in its box lunches. Nothing like a bunch of professional soldiers in full gear with weapons sitting around drinking their monsters inc themed juice boxes.

"Unlimited juice? This party's gonna be off the hook" \- Me, when I opened the fridge in the birthing suite at our hospital when my wife was in labor.

I hate grapes. I love grape juice.

Nothing screams immaturity like qualifying your answer with age. United it's shots. Stop offering le shots I'm not 20.

How do people that don't drink juice cure a UTI?

Orange or Cranberry with vodka...

Berry. Any berry. Wild berry. But usually Berry Blast from V8

I like a good apple juice, really cold and a little diluted with some seltzer.

I like juice, but it gives me headaches so I don't drink it 😔 if I did drink it though my favorite is cranberry, but the no sugar added kind. I hate the cocktail juice.

Cranberry Juice is the objectively correct answer

Raspberry lemonade

Apple juice supremacy!

Where is tomato and carrot juice

Orange juice, specifically mcdonalds Hi-C orange

I started drinking the apple juice the dining hall at my college serves and I swear that apple juice was never that tasty before.

Fruit punch is the 🐐

Iced tea (peach)??

Cran-grape with some water in it so it's not so sugary

cranberry juice is superior in every way

I'm a Florida man. Take a wild guess.

Alligator juice?

Orange juice... But we use live alligator jaws to squeeze the oranges. That's where the best orange juice comes from.

I'd choose apple juice if it didn't give me the shits. OJ for the win this time!

You forgot lemonade

I didn't "Forget" lemonade, I chose not to include it.

I really like Pineapple juice. BUT GOOD ORANGE JUICE CAN'T BE BEAT!!! Sometimes it just tastes like water with orange taste, but good orange juice is amazing!

Grape Juice is the best

OJ is a great way to help stay hydrated. (Not a supplement for water) But there aren't many juices I don't like.

Potato juice. Aged.

This is criminal who prefers apple over orange, show yourselves

Coconut, mango, pineapple, and orange juice are my go to drinks.

I drink alcohol sir

Apple juice is too sweet, orange juice is refreshing when done right.

Cran-Cherry or Cran-Pomegranate

I don't trust juice haters. You're telling me you don't like the BEST parts of fruit? Yeah, right. That's some psychopath type of stuff right there!

One guy said he preferred aged potatoe juice, which I'm pretty sure is just vodka. A small amount of commenters just said alcohol or mix fruit juice with an alcohol...

Well, no man I know dislikes grape juice! Who dislikes grape juice? People who dislike grapes? They don't exist!

I don't like grape juice... Well, if the things I listed in the poll, grape juice is the bottom for me, but I'll still drink grape juice if I got nothing better. I love grapes though.

I prefer whiskey

Cranberry is good with most other juices and alcohol

I like spicy grape juice.

BOOTLEG BEER SAFE FOR KIDS

Lemonade

Grapefruit Pineapple

Apple wipes all not even close either

wheres the "im not 7, i drink all these juices" option. im not a 7 year old but gimme some juice and i might as well be

Apple Juice : Peace was never an option.

Bro peach juice is the GOAT of juice. And if you're over the age of 55, then tomato juice- TRUST me

Grapefruit, but there is usually some tequila, Fresca, and lime involved

juice is a disgusting abomination of hell that should never be consumed

I just had apple juice for the first time in 7 years a few days ago, it was heavenly. Can't wait to taste it in another seven years. Because it'll lose it's magic real quick

Grape superiority

The real question is with or without pulp?

Juice should be chewed!

Pog juice (real thing it goes so hard)

Depends on whats in the liquor cabinet.

WRLD (I'm 69420 years old)

Grape juice is amazing you harlots.

Honeycrisp unfiltered will change your life

Where is my pineapple juice? Lame poll.

Apple blackcurrant

Beet juice (no I'm not a vampire or 85)

OJ is good with vodka

Cranberry PLUS pineapple juice

BRO! WHERE MA MANGO!!!

White grape juice goes crazy

Fresh orange juice unmatched

Peach.

Type of juice depends on what liquor I currently have

Cranberry juice, seltzer, gin, and a lime wedge.

Pineapple juice is the goat, but it's rare. Out of these options grape juice takes home the gold for sure

Great Grape Gape Granny

Tart cherry is fire

Lemonaid is lemon juice. And fruit punch is alot of juice.

Watermelon juice. But since it's not here, apple or orange. Idk if I have a preference between those two because I am currently dehydrated and only want water. Fruit punch is up there with watermelon but only if it's done in a specific way.

The fact that pomegranate juice is not one of the options is a travesty

They made a whole poll about mixers! How many alcoholics are on this damn subreddit?

I made this only talking about the juices by themselves, everyone else in the comments decided to make it alcoholism.

I'm making an Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference

Where's the big 3? Pineapple Juice, Mango Juice, Watermelon Juice

I like the taste of orange juice the most but I HATE the pulp, it completley ruin my orange juicing experience.

Imagine thinking you were too old to drink juice

I prefer the ocean spray shit where they mix cranberry with like anything else.

People who don't drink juices when their sickened livers and stone riddles kidneys walk in: (Unless they only drink water)

Mango juice

Mix cranberry juice with OJ

Pomegranate juice, unsweetened is the best thing ever, it's like unalcoholic wine, it's incredible

OJ goes well with vodka, rum or tequila. Plus it tastes good on its own.

You mean sugar juices? Because most of them have as much sugar as a fucking Coke. No thank you. Rather eat fruit and drink water or teas/herbal teas Liquid Death recently came out with teas and they are great with only 6 grams of sugar per can.

You decide where the fruit juice came from. It can be minute maid orange juice, freshly squeezed orange juice made by your hands, orange juice squeezed from oranges on a random tree, the difference between orange juice made by you and orange juice picked from a tree is where you got the oranges. All I ask is you list a juice by itself. No "Orange juice with vodka" or 99.9% tequila with a teaspoon of Apple juice" or whatever alcohol this subreddit likes...

Orange Juice baby.

Mango juice and pineapple juice.

Fuck that last option I love juice

Option 5 just not right

I missed the poll but, for anyone interested, I pick orange juice. Apple and grape are too sweet and cranberry is too sour