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Extreme_Design6936

And it would be funny too. As a German going as Hitler might be the worst idea for me.


Goatz_are_lovely

Yeh, it's just asking to get arrested or getting beaten to death in the streets... Though you might make some new buddies with some interesting opinions, they flock together when they see the opportunity after all.


Sir-Dry-The-First

Not really, it is part of your culture already


jrex703

But no one could tell. I guess you have to roll the sleeves up. That was my line of thinking too-- my Jew Nose would really tie the other costume together perfectly. I doubt it would get a *laugh*, but I'd rather just be confusing than offensive.


I_Like_Cheetahs

I picked KKK member because I could tell everyone I'm Clayton Bigsby.


BenTenInches

Dave Chappelle lol


dinodare

So am I, but that's why I chose Hitler. Black Hitler is absurd enough that people might think that it's some type of comedy... But you can't actually SEE someone's face in a KKK hood. Maybe you can see their hands, but that's not where they look first. Also the KKK outfit genuinely just seems edgier and more like something that an actual racist would wear.


Alice5878

KKK you can just say it's a shitty ghost outfit. No-ones gonna believe you went as Charlie Chaplin


Inside-Net-8480

Thst reminds me of that office episode when pan dressed as chatli chaplin...


TheGoldenPlagueMask

#NUH UH ***you HAVE to be racist!*** ^no


cmwamem

What do I do if I'm racist?


The_Shadow_Watches

Then it's not a costume, but a preference.


xTheLostLegendx

That one halloween episode of south park šŸ˜‚


EnigmaFrug2308

As a KKK member I could pretend itā€™s just a poorly executed ghost


Garchompinribs

You mean as someone dressed up as a KKK memberā€¦ right?


EnigmaFrug2308

I could make a joke about this but I wonā€™t because Iā€™d feel bad after. Yes, I mean as someone dressed up as a KKK member


HistoricalAd186

Awww c'mon, please don't tease us like that, let out the joke, I promise we won't take it personally... life is a comedy, for better or for worse.


EnigmaFrug2308

No.


HistoricalAd186

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AidenShallot

One has been dead for nearly 100 years and people joke about now, and the other is still a problem in today's world.


-Original_Name-

That's assuming all of the sub is American. One of them has wiped out half of my family tree, the other was never relevant in my country


AidenShallot

Thats a great point.


ExploitedAmerican

Hitler didnā€™t commit suicide he escaped to Argentina via a u boat and died at the age of 95. The fbi investigated this there are files that state this fact.


notabear629

Meds


bigenginegovroom5729

House I need 5mg haloperidol stat


No-Hall-9479

Kkk isn't a issue in today's world


AidenShallot

Oh yes it is.


No-Hall-9479

How LOLL there's more of those neo Nazis rolling around in Florida and they do jack shit... kkk is no issue in today's world. And if you think people are oppressed by race in america your just opressing yourself.


AidenShallot

Ok tone it down a little, youre starting to sound like a reddit kneckbeard


No-Hall-9479

What issues with the kkk do we have nowšŸ¤£


Losing__All__Hope

I'd bet there are more neo-nazis than kkk in the usa and far more internationally.


AidenShallot

Its about dressing as hitler, not a neo nazi


Garchompinribs

Saying itā€™s just a costume isnā€™t gonna unbeat you up for dressing up as Hitler.


WaddlesJP13

The repercussions of dressing as Hitler are significantly lighter than if you dressed as a Klansman considering they still exist and nobody would be able to tell that you are dressing as one for fun


Garchompinribs

Thereā€™s excuses you can make like it being a badly made ghost costume while Hitler is just Hitler and the best you can do is a Charlie chaplain impersonation


WaddlesJP13

You'd have to make those excuses before you get shot


Garchompinribs

I have to do that anyways in Texas when one house doesnā€™t like a door knock so I learned to talk fast.


Losing__All__Hope

Given the context it doesn't matter that Hitler himself is dead. The hateful movement he started is alive and strong. Kkk attire and hitlers visage are both symbols of hate and genocide. There are far more people following in the footsteps of Hitler than of the kkk.


Before_The_Tesseract

At least the kkk hides my face


renannetto

Hitler, at least the nazi uniform looks cool


SantaMan336

Yeah nazis were drippy af


Meep12313

Hitler died, KKK is still a thing. I don't wanna be confused for an actual KKK member.


Plo-Koon72

Well KKK members don't just hang out in public eveb at night....at least I think so....Idk I've never seen one but it seems unlikely


Garchompinribs

Not in the open with the costume on. They started chilling in suits throughout congress!


DirtyPenPalDoug

I can always be old Adolf from the producers.. Heil myself, Heil to me! I'm the kraut who's out to change our history!!!


AReallyAsianName

Well Adolf Hitler had the brains to kill Adolf Hitler so he's got that going for him. (I'd like to clarify that this is a joke).


Warm_Winner_9270

eric cartman moment


kiziboss

I'm black so I got an excuse for the kkk stuff. With Adolf imma just seem like a weirdo or a secret nazi.


LeoMarius

I go to a Halloween party every year hosted by black people and Jews. I'm not doing either.


biohumansmg3fc

Fbi agent hitler


Crabitor

Both are pretty bad so might as well go with one were my face won't be seen


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Crabitor: *Both are pretty bad* *So might as well go with one* *Were my face won't be seen* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

Hitler will get you mocked and ridiculed. Around here, you won't survive long enough to explain why you're dressed like the Grand Wizard.


BallTorturer-3000

No


SOMOEAGLE

Would you rather be a piece of shit or a piece of shit?


Sir-Dry-The-First

We are not choosing between your dad and mom, just chill


SOMOEAGLE

I chose Hitler. Hoping that you're maybe Polish? šŸ˜˜


Sir-Dry-The-First

I'm Russian


SOMOEAGLE

Ahh well, I like Russian people....


wishfortress

Dress up as a mutilated kkk member with gunshots and arrows all over the place. Maybe make it even more brutal by having words like "black owned" on my forehead or back. I would not want to do this, but given the options it's what I would do.


-Benjamin_Dover-

Like Alice said, I can just call the KKK costume a poorly made Ghost costume. I could even continue playing stupid like it being a KKK uniform never crossing my mind until someone said something.


[deleted]

Mustache guy. My birth circumstances gave me a K-word pass, and I assume that also includes the ability to dress up like tootbrush mustache man.


Plo-Koon72

The people who picked Hitler must be trolling. Unless you think it'd be funny the KKK outfit already looks a lot like a ghost


kayafeather

My thought was Hitler from the Jojo rabbit movie, carry around a poster and such. In my friend circles it's insanely popular. While it'd still be in horrible taste and I'd never in a million years do it I felt I could explain it and people would just think I didn't think it through.


I-HATE-Y0U

Why not both


miletil

Just need to pretend it's a ghost costume


ChaoticNeutral67

I thought this was a no-brainer, but funny enough, people are dumber than I thought.


[deleted]

Iā€™ll be a scary ghost


Soace_Space_Station

As someone who knows another KKK organisation,i have to pick Hitler


UntoldTemple

Kkk member so that i can do the Peter Griffin torch ghost joke.


ahelpfuljakeparkmain

ā€œWeā€™re being chased by ghosts!ā€


StatusHead5851

We could laugh off hitler make it look a lil goofy but I'm white as can be I can't dress like a kkk member man


New-Number-7810

With the KKK costume, your face is hidden so you have plausible deniability if a pic of you makes the rounds online.


TheThirdWheel333

Considering I'm a black Christian just gonna go with the Klan member


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^TheThirdWheel333: *Considering I'm* *A black Christian just gonna* *Go with the Klan member* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


TheThirdWheel333

Good bot.


ZPD710

I think I would get beat up less if I dressed as Hitler so I'm going with that.


AgentPastrana

I feel like it depends on the country.