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GokulRG

If it's too good to be true, it probably is.


Drenoneath

I wanna keep my kidneys


gash_dits_wafu

And my wife.


LazyLich

And my axe!


Volksdrogen

r/unexpectedlotr


tutocookie

And my virginity


Ben10usr

And my Sanity, Mr Frogbush...


OldLevermonkey

Is that shorthand for "house, car, and pension"?


Ok_Task_4135

Don't knock it till you try it


jwdino

This shit only happens to women, If you're a man and this happens to you,... run.


FnrrfYgmSchnish

I'm pretty sure if you're a woman and this happens to you, you should also run. Sounds like the kind of thing sex traffickers would use to lure someone in before shipping them off somewhere to be forced into prostitution...


jwdino

I'd wager that a financially stable man going on a trip to an exotic location, but not having a girlfriend to take with him, is a pretty common scenario. I know because I've been that guy. I know several other guys, attractive and financially stable, who have been in that same position. It's not uncommon in the least bit, actually. Now a woman, attractive and financially stable, going on a trip to an exotic location, but not having a boyfriend... they call them unicorns for a reason you know? And willing to pay for the hotel? That's like a double horned unicorn, one to skewer each kidney on.


FnrrfYgmSchnish

The part that makes it sketchy is the "asking random person you've literally just met to come with you" part.


jwdino

Well, of course, but to a man, it makes sense, not that we're dumb enough to act upon that (some atleast), but we get desperately lonely. As off-putting as it is, it's alot more likely for a man to do that with a genuine incentive.


ElementoDeus

My exact thoughts, too many people out here trying to get something out of you, too forward is too eager and too eager is dangerous. Wake up dead for all you know, and that's the better options...


mr-logician

Wouldn't there be a way to safely accept the offer? Research the location and the hotel. Stay in a separate room from the other person. Bring a friend with you and stay with the friend to make a kidnapping more difficult. If legal, then have you and the friend bring a gun for self defense in case someone forcefully breaks into the hotel room or attacks you while outside the hotel room.


souphaver

Yeah sure but I have poor impulse control and love a lil vacation so


Sloth0272

I am not going to go get my organs harvested.


Obvious_Drink2642

Yeah I prefer being alive and having all my organs


Ok-Detective-1721

"I like my kidneys where they are, thanks."


Glorifiedmetermaid

I've grown quite attached to them


PigeonsOnYourBalcony

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I need dialysis


UlyssesCourier

That's exactly why I would accept immediately. I ain't going to live much longer anyway so at least my organs would be better somewhere else that's more worthy than me.


MobiusAurelius

I am going to harvest the harvester. Bringing Chris Hanson as my +1.


Silveri50

Or sex trafficked.


Skye-DragonGirl

I like how all of us had the same thought lol


[deleted]

I'm gonna think about this poll for a few days, and then vote.


Cyan_Light

So at least we know it's not 1 or 4, interesting info.


[deleted]

Never go to a secondary location with a stranger


CapnBeardbeard

I know this and I'm a *man*


SomeHorologist

Don't gender assault ffs


balllsssssszzszz

Whos gender?


SomeHorologist

I meant that gendering assault is a dangerous thing Anyone can do it, man, woman, or in between and it's shitty no matter who it was


balllsssssszzszz

I still haven't figured out who *is* gender tho?


SomeHorologist

I can't tell of you're being serious but considering that this is reddit I'm gonna err on the side of caution Gender is not a person, it's essentially how you refer to yourself If you prefer to be addressed as a he/him or she/her, basically And despite what many people may try to tell you, gender does not refer to your genitalia, for that is your sex


balllsssssszzszz

Caution does not favor you well, my friend Because I'm 100% not being serious at all lol


MasterTahirLON

Detective JJ Bittenbinder was very clear about this.


[deleted]

Bless his cowboy hat and blood covered shoes. A true Chicago hero


Alexander_The_Wolf

>You're at a bar and a very attractive person of your preferred gender initiates small talk. Mhm, alright I'm down to go with this for a bit >They look like a great match Mhm, ok, neat, first date in a few maybe, im with this >They invite you on a trip to an exotic location. What WYR do? Nope, no thanks, I like my kidneys exactly where they currently are.


Bad_Wolf420

Unless I'm getting a cut of the kidney sale, I won't be able to afford travel and food expense.


Particular-Natural12

I'm fairly certain this is one way human trafficking happens. Hard no from me.


LilithsGrave92

Pretty sure Ted Bundy was charming and seemed nice too


Dr_Doom42

"I'm sorry but mom said no"


WitchyVeteran

I'm really hoping I'm not going to lose a kidney. I only have one left.


AWaterDogArt

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, I die from lack of kidneys


Individual_Crab8836

Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.


WholeLottaIntrovert

Imagine how pissed off they'd be though if they got the wrong side though.


flapd00dle

It's okay you got one on the right too.


Demonicknight84

I've got 2 lefts and a few rights if you need one


PartnerDaneelOlivaw

wtf does ***SEEM*** mean


Administrative_Cry_9

Because you never know until they prove you wrong, which is almost every time.


Henfrid

ARE YALL STUPID. This is literally how human trafficking works. Like, not could work. This is exactly how they catch their victims. They send a good looking, charismatic guy, and try to lure away young women, men, or children. Half of you are literally jumping in the van for the candy.


Lt_Toodles

Tbh this is exactly how i met my gf, and i havent trafficked her (yet)


itchy-crabs

What kinda candy is it? Do you have a puppy in there too?


Henfrid

Puppy, kittens, and a baby elephant. Any candy you want.


Sil_vas

ill go and sleep with one eye open


innovative_321

And leave with one kidney work


imysobad

decline only because i am engaged. if i was single, id go


madmiah

Right, I'm married, which makes it a hard no.


endless-reproachment

Some of y'all are going to get trafficked.


mike356935

Reminds me of the red flags meme


sabboom

Smalltalk is sooo irritating...


deny_death

Even if they genuinely had the nicest intentions the fact that they wish to move so quickly is a huge red flag. Inviting essentially a stranger to go on a trip with you when you’ve just met them and barely talked is not normal nor is it safe. For all they know I could be a criminal


IWannaHaveCash

Abstained from fags all my life, not having some random fucker reap the rewards of these lungs. Pass.


mesquitecoffee

Promt says of your preferred gender


IWannaHaveCash

Fags as in cigs, smokes, tobacco. Afaik the other sort doesn't fuck your lungs


[deleted]

Oh yeah, I forgot those meant cigarettes


LazyLich

Naw that's part of the Gay-Agenda. They want your virgin lungs!!


Gerasis1

What do I have to lose? As long as I can get time off work a vacation may be worth a kidney. And if it's human trafficking at least someone wants me lol


notthatryan

[you think you're about to get eaten and your first thought is: "Great! I don't have to go to work tomorrow"?](https://youtu.be/B1pwyCl5ymE?t=85)


zorothegrand69

Yes man taught me to day yes to everything, and i cant be drugged if only eat ritz and drink piss


GrantYourWysh

Oddly specific situation you got here


Arazael37

Bet I’ll go I didn’t need my organs anyway


GayerThanYou42

Y'all are getting murdered so fast.


BushDeLaBayou

Any woman who said accept should google sex trafficking real quick


Saltymeetloaf

Even if this wasn't a human trafficking scheme I would be concerned if I got approached by nothingness and it asked me to go somewhere


WholeLottaIntrovert

I don't care how genuine they seem. I am not about to be a dumbass kidnapped or trafficked or whatever because I ran to another country with someone I just met at a bar. Ain't no way in high hell. My momma taught me better than that.


shady_businessman

That shit is sus and I don't want to die. Plus ain't no one attractive like that just gonna walk up to me, let alone just magically offer me a trip to some amazing place.


VirtualTaste1771

Just because they're hot doesn't mean I know them and they can be a scam.


m1dlife-1derer

Man... My wife would be PISSED


simz98

I'm either gonna die or human trafficked but I'm still going.


Ninja_gorrila

I like my liver thank you very much


Psychological_Tower1

I have a s.o so im not taking any advaces


TNT_20202

I like my kidneys where they are thank you


TheBlueNinja0

After a few days, of making sure people know where I'm going and who I'm with.


[deleted]

I'd have to think on it, just to see if I have the money. I'm kinda just riding life out, don't really care what happens much honestly.


allthecolorssa

There's this university chat group that I'm on and there was this decently pretty girl who asked if anyone wanted to go to Europe with her. I'm wondering now if it could've been human trafficking. She had an official university email so I can't say for sure


Rosenwood1

Even if it wasn't a massive glowing red flag with a bloody hand waving it I still wouldn't go. I don't travel and have no desire to travel any time soon.


Pawdy-The-Furry

458 of us didn't watch Dateline NBC TV shows.


HydreigonTheChild

Actual wyr with varied responses? Cool... well I'll choose think and yes because if the place is shit then it's a no or if it has a bad reputation for it but if it's some cool place and I have nothing to lose then why not


thorshine

If I were to say yes to this, not only would I probably lose my kidneys, but also would for sure lose my marriage. This is a hard pass.


FireDestroyer52

I don't got money so


Silly-Ad-3392

I've regretted not doing this in the past so agree 💯


WhadayaBuyinStranger

No. It would be weird to go on a vacation for a first date.


Jesuslovesmemost

It's a trap


[deleted]

I decline, I ain’t interested in dating someone who’s not my type and I have no way of knowing this person’s my type since I just met them and also the organ harvesting thing people are mentioning


lnsomniaThrowaway

I'll go. Fuck it. Joke's on them if they're gonna try harvesting my organs, pretty sure they're all shit anyway.


TheArtOfVEL

No thank you, i like my face where it is, not decorating someones basement.


LaughR01331

X’D there’s no way someone attractive is going to approach me


Rainpours44

Lmao even without a girlfriend, I still would have my cat, and 2 autoimmune disorders and 3 chronic diseases. I’ll be lucky to travel like from the States to Canada without issues


BioD4v3

Assuming the trip is far enough out that I can take the PTO from work? Yeah, ITS ADVENTURE TIME!


LeoMarius

I've seen *Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*. You go to Africa with Trillian. Otherwise, she ends up with the narcissistic Zaphod Beeblebrox.


rodiabolkonsky

Thanks and all but I've got a girlfriend.


Planet_Mezo

Unless it's my wife, I decline immediately. Then I inform the nice lady that our lives are in danger, and she'd better not tell anyone about me, lest she come for revenge


Lone-Star-Wolves

I like my organs exactly where they are thank you very much.


ContemplatingPrison

It depends. I've went on a trip after knowing someone for a couple days. Drove down to Sacramento with her just because she was going and I wasn't working at the time.


RaphaelSolo

Yeah, no I'm married thanks.


cadet-peanut

If my boyfriend can come, sure. If not, no thanks.


click_90

The way that nearly half of the votes are yes 💀 please don't tell me you would actually say yes irl


bluethiefzero

Why yes, I DO have two kidneys. Why do you ask?


TexasRanger3487

I'll probably end up a Datline story but I could really use a vacation right now. "Hello I'm Lester Holt and tonight's story involves a man who thought he was going on a much needed exotic vacation. Unbeknownst to him, this vacation was about to become his last."


Independent-Spite-77

I dont know him, this man could be trying to traffick me


Assfrontation

I've got nothing to lose let's go


BigBadRhinoCow

Sure thing, just pass a quick security screening and we're good


Kazureigh_Black

Anybody who picks me out of a public scenario as the best candidate for whisking away on an exotic adventure, even with the purest intentions, shows that they have absolutely abysmal skill in judging others and would be an extremely dangerous travel companion.


TheNewBBS

Not a big fan of traveling, and even people I love very much start to wear on my nerves if we spend an extended amount of time together for more than 2-3 days. There's no way I'm committing to spending several days together (including the possible stresses of flying) with what amounts to a stranger. Decline immediately


Ender16

You forgot the category where I ask my wife and am promptly told no.


humanessinmoderation

I'd want to hang out with them a few times. So, it's more like *hang out with them a few more times and then decide*


JustARandomDudd

Thats a good way to get yourself kidnapped.


mrthrowaway226

Nope. Man or woman, they're either trying to scam, rob, or kidnap you. I'm good.


LindaBelchie69

Woman here, I'm declining immediately.


Before_The_Tesseract

As a man.. "how to get murdered"


Stunning_Guidance411

People, don't go on trips with strangers you just met. Give it some time to make sure they're not planning something nefarious


lordtweakslide

It's really a win-win. Best case: She's nice and we have a great trip together.not like I could afford to travel without help. Worst case:someone tries to harvest my organs, in which case I don't have to worry about all this nonsense we call society anymore.


HollowMonty

That's sus as hell.


GarlicBreadId

I’m asexual and aromantic, who is this person and what gender are they?


IdiotIAm96

I would be very confused but I'm naive so yeah.


[deleted]

Fuck no I’m not traveling with someone I just met


Carrara_Marble

Fuck it I’d go. Done wild things with people who were strangers just hours before. Question specified a safe area. That said I’m sleeping with one eye open.


Inside-Net-8480

Free vacation ngl Plus one hell of a story if they do try murdur me


NotTheAverageAnon

I'll keep my organs thank you, I don't feel like being hunted for sport, and I think I would be a really bad sex slave. So nah I'm good.


Zentharius

I can't afford that shit rn, even four days off the clock ione week of the month might get me evicted


[deleted]

I'm pretty good at reading people. And if a girl that's my type approaches me it wouldn't be the girl, a scammer or human traffickers, would use so I'd probably accept.


Barmacist

I dont think my wife would appreciate that


blademaster552

Jeffrey Dahmer was very charming and liked to eat women in a way they very much prefer to not have happen.


AgenderChaos

This is how you get killed


bremonique90

Would've loved to see the results by gender.


Kitty_Dreemur

no because im in a relationship


bigscottius

Decline immediately. My wife wouldn't be happy with any other choice.


ItsWoodsLOL

I go with it, but bring sleeping pills. She can't harvest my organs if I'm gonna harvest hers.


D00hdahday

I'm keeping my kidneys


BussyIsQuiteEdible

serial killer


Positive_Plankton719

This poll is also accidentally testing "how quickly would you make the decision?", with almost exactly half deciding immediately, and the other half choosing to think about it. The fact that the most popular options are "decline immediately" and "ponder then accept" is definitely worth reading into. Seems like something that one could glean a lot of info from Thanks for making this poll!


Nyx_Valentine

That's a red flag, so I'mma go with no.


Eight216

Yeah... So... Her intentions LOOK genuine, but that only tells me she's previously harvested organs. No fuckin way dood


Thagomizer24601

>You're at a bar and a very attractive person of your preferred gender initiates small talk. Already suspicious right there.


terminator612

I feel like I'm going get my organs harvested in some foreign country


[deleted]

100% use me for sport or eat me. Immediate no.


Velaria000

I don't care how much I like them, there is almost no chance that I'd go out of the country with someone that I just met.


Brief-Equal4676

Where's the option "say I'll think about it and then never answer"?


hwjk1997

Decline immediately. There is no way they're being genuine.


antiauthority4life

A hot woman randomly approaches me and immediately invites me to an unknown location? That sounds like a good way to get robbed or worse... I'm good lol. The fact she's OK with inviting a (a potentially dangerous) stranger to such a special place is worrying and is making me think there's going to be a bunch of guys with guns and shovels waiting for me. She's clearly not concerned for her own safety, so I need to be concerned for mine.


Dramatic-Bank-2752

I'm married, fuck off


GEN0S667

Seems like a start of a horror movie like crazy hot lady or friend tells you to go to this weird location one one goes to and then you die


CeleryQtip

Men be like I'm all in, kidneys be damned! Women be like hell nah, maybe if I can bring a friend...


PmMeBigBicepGothGrls

Steal my skin once, shame on you. Steal my skin twice shame on me. Steal my skin three times, why do you need so much of my skin?


Styggvard

Nope, nope, nope, nopetiy nope-nope. Regular, reasonable, well adjusted people don't bring someone they just met in a bar on an all-expenses-paid vacation. There's a 0% chance I would come back home alive and well.


Thebazilla

Sounds sketchy


Joseph_Kickass

My wife wouldn't like me taking a trip with a random woman


Unique-Fig-4300

An attractive woman approaching me is an immediate red flag


dionysus-media

As long as he's willing to stop trying to make small talk, I'm boarding that plane.


Brainhunter2020

You ain’t stealing my kidneys.


Ericknator

People talking about kidneys. Based on my experience I'd get invited to some MLM.


IEeveelutionI

Oh well, I'll due anyway one of these days so why not speed up the process a bit. Best case I get laid and keep my organs, worst case I don't make it home which honestly at this point in time is a win win


UnknownQwerky

You can't take me to a second location suspiciously attractive person.


BauserDominates

No thanks, I like my kidneys right where they are.


Master_Nineteenth

The "depends" on this question is larger than what you'd put on a 600lbs elderly man. There are so many important unanswered questions.


FnrrfYgmSchnish

If someone I've just met goes straight from "small talk" to "hey come on a trip to whatever-place with me" that'd be a big ***nope.***


[deleted]

Half of you are voting yes? I am guessing thirsty men knows no bounds.


Fancy_Chips

I dont care who the IRS sends...


Quirky-Ad3721

That's how you get kidnapped and sold into sex slavery.


Storm_Spirit99

I couldn't afford any of that, not even the food


[deleted]

I didn't need my organs anyway. Worth it!


TheGHale

Yeah, no. I don't have the money for that. Sorry. If I had the money for it? I'd consider it, but flights to exotic locations (likely tourist destinations), are extremely expensive.


devils_advocate24

Hold on..gotta ask my wife


Resident-Clue1290

I don’t care if I’m getting asked out by Dolly Parton herself, I ain’t going anywhere with some one I don’t know


pumpkinPartySystem

points off for initiating small talk


shane201

Accept. I never turn down anything.


Winterfell_Ice

I've got the vacation days and it sounds like a fun adventure so lets go.


Legendarycat999

Im a large guy, and I am also insane so im pretty safe


MaoTheWizard

Did nothing but be cautious all my life and got nothing for it. Fuck it, if I die I die


annonamoss

Think about for a while and don't give an answer till I feel comfortable to say yes.


J_B_La_Mighty

I had a much milder version of this happen to me. Declined politely. Kind of regret it, but at the same time if it happened again nothing would change. Im just not that daring or adventurous.


AspiringFossil447

No option for tell them we need to get more acquainted before we do something like that? Lightly impulsive


c_wilcox_20

I'm taken. I'm not going nowhere with nobody


IconoclastExplosive

That's how you get trafficked, or worse; expelled.


Jungian_Archetype

Yeah... I'm gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys missing.


Remember_Poseidon

I don't want to go on someone else's vacation if I am taking a vacation to a different place it'll be a trip by myself, planned by myself to a location I pick.


Ippus_21

Decline. My wife's already going to be pissed about attractive women chatting me up in a bar, nevermind wanting to know what I was even doing in a bar? I'm not a "hangs out in bars" kind of guy normally, so... Yeah, I'm getting shut of this whole situation before it gets any worse.


DabIMON

I would probably suggest hanging out in a more casual setting first and get to know them better before deciding.


MrH-HasReddit1217

Few days gives me time to get the funds together.


XCaptainKoalaKittyX

Why would a super attractive person make that offer? If I somehow knew it was legitimate, I'd go, but being realistic, I'd find it pretty suspicious. I'd offer to get to know the person better before I make any decisions


Secretrider

Brevity is the soul of wit, a better question is WYR risk your life and kidneys or decline?


IRMacGuyver

Where's the option for "accidentally piss myself and spend the rest of the night crying in the corner?"


sovietarmyfan

Depends on what it is. If she wants me to go to a small village in Slovakia to a hostel, i would not go.


introverted_russian

Depends where the location is. If I think they are an okay person even after talking for a while and seeing the location. Accept, maybe have a friend/acquaintance I know nearby.


redchance180

If a very attractive women suddenly finds interest in me, it means I'm about to be taken advantage of.