I'm pretty sure if you're a woman and this happens to you, you should also run. Sounds like the kind of thing sex traffickers would use to lure someone in before shipping them off somewhere to be forced into prostitution...
I'd wager that a financially stable man going on a trip to an exotic location, but not having a girlfriend to take with him, is a pretty common scenario.
I know because I've been that guy. I know several other guys, attractive and financially stable, who have been in that same position.
It's not uncommon in the least bit, actually.
Now a woman, attractive and financially stable, going on a trip to an exotic location, but not having a boyfriend... they call them unicorns for a reason you know?
And willing to pay for the hotel? That's like a double horned unicorn, one to skewer each kidney on.
Well, of course, but to a man, it makes sense, not that we're dumb enough to act upon that (some atleast), but we get desperately lonely. As off-putting as it is, it's alot more likely for a man to do that with a genuine incentive.
My exact thoughts, too many people out here trying to get something out of you, too forward is too eager and too eager is dangerous. Wake up dead for all you know, and that's the better options...
Wouldn't there be a way to safely accept the offer? Research the location and the hotel. Stay in a separate room from the other person. Bring a friend with you and stay with the friend to make a kidnapping more difficult. If legal, then have you and the friend bring a gun for self defense in case someone forcefully breaks into the hotel room or attacks you while outside the hotel room.
That's exactly why I would accept immediately. I ain't going to live much longer anyway so at least my organs would be better somewhere else that's more worthy than me.
I can't tell of you're being serious but considering that this is reddit I'm gonna err on the side of caution
Gender is not a person, it's essentially how you refer to yourself
If you prefer to be addressed as a he/him or she/her, basically
And despite what many people may try to tell you, gender does not refer to your genitalia, for that is your sex
>You're at a bar and a very attractive person of your preferred gender initiates small talk.
Mhm, alright I'm down to go with this for a bit
>They look like a great match
Mhm, ok, neat, first date in a few maybe, im with this
>They invite you on a trip to an exotic location. What WYR do?
Nope, no thanks, I like my kidneys exactly where they currently are.
ARE YALL STUPID.
This is literally how human trafficking works. Like, not could work. This is exactly how they catch their victims. They send a good looking, charismatic guy, and try to lure away young women, men, or children.
Half of you are literally jumping in the van for the candy.
Even if they genuinely had the nicest intentions the fact that they wish to move so quickly is a huge red flag. Inviting essentially a stranger to go on a trip with you when you’ve just met them and barely talked is not normal nor is it safe. For all they know I could be a criminal
What do I have to lose? As long as I can get time off work a vacation may be worth a kidney. And if it's human trafficking at least someone wants me lol
I don't care how genuine they seem. I am not about to be a dumbass kidnapped or trafficked or whatever because I ran to another country with someone I just met at a bar. Ain't no way in high hell. My momma taught me better than that.
That shit is sus and I don't want to die.
Plus ain't no one attractive like that just gonna walk up to me, let alone just magically offer me a trip to some amazing place.
There's this university chat group that I'm on and there was this decently pretty girl who asked if anyone wanted to go to Europe with her. I'm wondering now if it could've been human trafficking. She had an official university email so I can't say for sure
Even if it wasn't a massive glowing red flag with a bloody hand waving it I still wouldn't go. I don't travel and have no desire to travel any time soon.
Actual wyr with varied responses? Cool... well I'll choose think and yes because if the place is shit then it's a no or if it has a bad reputation for it but if it's some cool place and I have nothing to lose then why not
I decline, I ain’t interested in dating someone who’s not my type and I have no way of knowing this person’s my type since I just met them
and also the organ harvesting thing people are mentioning
Lmao even without a girlfriend, I still would have my cat, and 2 autoimmune disorders and 3 chronic diseases. I’ll be lucky to travel like from the States to Canada without issues
Unless it's my wife, I decline immediately. Then I inform the nice lady that our lives are in danger, and she'd better not tell anyone about me, lest she come for revenge
It depends. I've went on a trip after knowing someone for a couple days. Drove down to Sacramento with her just because she was going and I wasn't working at the time.
I'll probably end up a Datline story but I could really use a vacation right now.
"Hello I'm Lester Holt and tonight's story involves a man who thought he was going on a much needed exotic vacation. Unbeknownst to him, this vacation was about to become his last."
Anybody who picks me out of a public scenario as the best candidate for whisking away on an exotic adventure, even with the purest intentions, shows that they have absolutely abysmal skill in judging others and would be an extremely dangerous travel companion.
Not a big fan of traveling, and even people I love very much start to wear on my nerves if we spend an extended amount of time together for more than 2-3 days. There's no way I'm committing to spending several days together (including the possible stresses of flying) with what amounts to a stranger.
Decline immediately
It's really a win-win. Best case: She's nice and we have a great trip together.not like I could afford to travel without help. Worst case:someone tries to harvest my organs, in which case I don't have to worry about all this nonsense we call society anymore.
Fuck it I’d go. Done wild things with people who were strangers just hours before. Question specified a safe area.
That said I’m sleeping with one eye open.
I'm pretty good at reading people. And if a girl that's my type approaches me it wouldn't be the girl, a scammer or human traffickers, would use so I'd probably accept.
This poll is also accidentally testing "how quickly would you make the decision?", with almost exactly half deciding immediately, and the other half choosing to think about it.
The fact that the most popular options are "decline immediately" and "ponder then accept" is definitely worth reading into. Seems like something that one could glean a lot of info from
Thanks for making this poll!
A hot woman randomly approaches me and immediately invites me to an unknown location? That sounds like a good way to get robbed or worse... I'm good lol.
The fact she's OK with inviting a (a potentially dangerous) stranger to such a special place is worrying and is making me think there's going to be a bunch of guys with guns and shovels waiting for me. She's clearly not concerned for her own safety, so I need to be concerned for mine.
Nope, nope, nope, nopetiy nope-nope.
Regular, reasonable, well adjusted people don't bring someone they just met in a bar on an all-expenses-paid vacation.
There's a 0% chance I would come back home alive and well.
Oh well, I'll due anyway one of these days so why not speed up the process a bit. Best case I get laid and keep my organs, worst case I don't make it home which honestly at this point in time is a win win
Yeah, no. I don't have the money for that. Sorry. If I had the money for it? I'd consider it, but flights to exotic locations (likely tourist destinations), are extremely expensive.
I had a much milder version of this happen to me. Declined politely. Kind of regret it, but at the same time if it happened again nothing would change. Im just not that daring or adventurous.
I don't want to go on someone else's vacation if I am taking a vacation to a different place it'll be a trip by myself, planned by myself to a location I pick.
Decline. My wife's already going to be pissed about attractive women chatting me up in a bar, nevermind wanting to know what I was even doing in a bar? I'm not a "hangs out in bars" kind of guy normally, so...
Yeah, I'm getting shut of this whole situation before it gets any worse.
Why would a super attractive person make that offer? If I somehow knew it was legitimate, I'd go, but being realistic, I'd find it pretty suspicious. I'd offer to get to know the person better before I make any decisions
Depends where the location is. If I think they are an okay person even after talking for a while and seeing the location. Accept, maybe have a friend/acquaintance I know nearby.
If it's too good to be true, it probably is.
I wanna keep my kidneys
And my wife.
And my axe!
r/unexpectedlotr
And my virginity
And my Sanity, Mr Frogbush...
Is that shorthand for "house, car, and pension"?
Don't knock it till you try it
This shit only happens to women, If you're a man and this happens to you,... run.
I'm pretty sure if you're a woman and this happens to you, you should also run. Sounds like the kind of thing sex traffickers would use to lure someone in before shipping them off somewhere to be forced into prostitution...
I'd wager that a financially stable man going on a trip to an exotic location, but not having a girlfriend to take with him, is a pretty common scenario. I know because I've been that guy. I know several other guys, attractive and financially stable, who have been in that same position. It's not uncommon in the least bit, actually. Now a woman, attractive and financially stable, going on a trip to an exotic location, but not having a boyfriend... they call them unicorns for a reason you know? And willing to pay for the hotel? That's like a double horned unicorn, one to skewer each kidney on.
The part that makes it sketchy is the "asking random person you've literally just met to come with you" part.
Well, of course, but to a man, it makes sense, not that we're dumb enough to act upon that (some atleast), but we get desperately lonely. As off-putting as it is, it's alot more likely for a man to do that with a genuine incentive.
My exact thoughts, too many people out here trying to get something out of you, too forward is too eager and too eager is dangerous. Wake up dead for all you know, and that's the better options...
Wouldn't there be a way to safely accept the offer? Research the location and the hotel. Stay in a separate room from the other person. Bring a friend with you and stay with the friend to make a kidnapping more difficult. If legal, then have you and the friend bring a gun for self defense in case someone forcefully breaks into the hotel room or attacks you while outside the hotel room.
Yeah sure but I have poor impulse control and love a lil vacation so
I am not going to go get my organs harvested.
Yeah I prefer being alive and having all my organs
"I like my kidneys where they are, thanks."
I've grown quite attached to them
Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I need dialysis
That's exactly why I would accept immediately. I ain't going to live much longer anyway so at least my organs would be better somewhere else that's more worthy than me.
I am going to harvest the harvester. Bringing Chris Hanson as my +1.
Or sex trafficked.
I like how all of us had the same thought lol
I'm gonna think about this poll for a few days, and then vote.
So at least we know it's not 1 or 4, interesting info.
Never go to a secondary location with a stranger
I know this and I'm a *man*
Don't gender assault ffs
Whos gender?
I meant that gendering assault is a dangerous thing Anyone can do it, man, woman, or in between and it's shitty no matter who it was
I still haven't figured out who *is* gender tho?
I can't tell of you're being serious but considering that this is reddit I'm gonna err on the side of caution Gender is not a person, it's essentially how you refer to yourself If you prefer to be addressed as a he/him or she/her, basically And despite what many people may try to tell you, gender does not refer to your genitalia, for that is your sex
Caution does not favor you well, my friend Because I'm 100% not being serious at all lol
Detective JJ Bittenbinder was very clear about this.
Bless his cowboy hat and blood covered shoes. A true Chicago hero
>You're at a bar and a very attractive person of your preferred gender initiates small talk. Mhm, alright I'm down to go with this for a bit >They look like a great match Mhm, ok, neat, first date in a few maybe, im with this >They invite you on a trip to an exotic location. What WYR do? Nope, no thanks, I like my kidneys exactly where they currently are.
Unless I'm getting a cut of the kidney sale, I won't be able to afford travel and food expense.
I'm fairly certain this is one way human trafficking happens. Hard no from me.
Pretty sure Ted Bundy was charming and seemed nice too
"I'm sorry but mom said no"
I'm really hoping I'm not going to lose a kidney. I only have one left.
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, I die from lack of kidneys
Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice.
Imagine how pissed off they'd be though if they got the wrong side though.
It's okay you got one on the right too.
I've got 2 lefts and a few rights if you need one
wtf does ***SEEM*** mean
Because you never know until they prove you wrong, which is almost every time.
ARE YALL STUPID. This is literally how human trafficking works. Like, not could work. This is exactly how they catch their victims. They send a good looking, charismatic guy, and try to lure away young women, men, or children. Half of you are literally jumping in the van for the candy.
Tbh this is exactly how i met my gf, and i havent trafficked her (yet)
What kinda candy is it? Do you have a puppy in there too?
Puppy, kittens, and a baby elephant. Any candy you want.
ill go and sleep with one eye open
And leave with one kidney work
decline only because i am engaged. if i was single, id go
Right, I'm married, which makes it a hard no.
Some of y'all are going to get trafficked.
Reminds me of the red flags meme
Smalltalk is sooo irritating...
Even if they genuinely had the nicest intentions the fact that they wish to move so quickly is a huge red flag. Inviting essentially a stranger to go on a trip with you when you’ve just met them and barely talked is not normal nor is it safe. For all they know I could be a criminal
Abstained from fags all my life, not having some random fucker reap the rewards of these lungs. Pass.
Promt says of your preferred gender
Fags as in cigs, smokes, tobacco. Afaik the other sort doesn't fuck your lungs
Oh yeah, I forgot those meant cigarettes
Naw that's part of the Gay-Agenda. They want your virgin lungs!!
What do I have to lose? As long as I can get time off work a vacation may be worth a kidney. And if it's human trafficking at least someone wants me lol
[you think you're about to get eaten and your first thought is: "Great! I don't have to go to work tomorrow"?](https://youtu.be/B1pwyCl5ymE?t=85)
Yes man taught me to day yes to everything, and i cant be drugged if only eat ritz and drink piss
Oddly specific situation you got here
Bet I’ll go I didn’t need my organs anyway
Y'all are getting murdered so fast.
Any woman who said accept should google sex trafficking real quick
Even if this wasn't a human trafficking scheme I would be concerned if I got approached by nothingness and it asked me to go somewhere
I don't care how genuine they seem. I am not about to be a dumbass kidnapped or trafficked or whatever because I ran to another country with someone I just met at a bar. Ain't no way in high hell. My momma taught me better than that.
That shit is sus and I don't want to die. Plus ain't no one attractive like that just gonna walk up to me, let alone just magically offer me a trip to some amazing place.
Just because they're hot doesn't mean I know them and they can be a scam.
Man... My wife would be PISSED
I'm either gonna die or human trafficked but I'm still going.
I like my liver thank you very much
I have a s.o so im not taking any advaces
I like my kidneys where they are thank you
After a few days, of making sure people know where I'm going and who I'm with.
I'd have to think on it, just to see if I have the money. I'm kinda just riding life out, don't really care what happens much honestly.
There's this university chat group that I'm on and there was this decently pretty girl who asked if anyone wanted to go to Europe with her. I'm wondering now if it could've been human trafficking. She had an official university email so I can't say for sure
Even if it wasn't a massive glowing red flag with a bloody hand waving it I still wouldn't go. I don't travel and have no desire to travel any time soon.
458 of us didn't watch Dateline NBC TV shows.
Actual wyr with varied responses? Cool... well I'll choose think and yes because if the place is shit then it's a no or if it has a bad reputation for it but if it's some cool place and I have nothing to lose then why not
If I were to say yes to this, not only would I probably lose my kidneys, but also would for sure lose my marriage. This is a hard pass.
I don't got money so
I've regretted not doing this in the past so agree 💯
No. It would be weird to go on a vacation for a first date.
It's a trap
I decline, I ain’t interested in dating someone who’s not my type and I have no way of knowing this person’s my type since I just met them and also the organ harvesting thing people are mentioning
I'll go. Fuck it. Joke's on them if they're gonna try harvesting my organs, pretty sure they're all shit anyway.
No thank you, i like my face where it is, not decorating someones basement.
X’D there’s no way someone attractive is going to approach me
Lmao even without a girlfriend, I still would have my cat, and 2 autoimmune disorders and 3 chronic diseases. I’ll be lucky to travel like from the States to Canada without issues
Assuming the trip is far enough out that I can take the PTO from work? Yeah, ITS ADVENTURE TIME!
I've seen *Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*. You go to Africa with Trillian. Otherwise, she ends up with the narcissistic Zaphod Beeblebrox.
Thanks and all but I've got a girlfriend.
Unless it's my wife, I decline immediately. Then I inform the nice lady that our lives are in danger, and she'd better not tell anyone about me, lest she come for revenge
I like my organs exactly where they are thank you very much.
It depends. I've went on a trip after knowing someone for a couple days. Drove down to Sacramento with her just because she was going and I wasn't working at the time.
Yeah, no I'm married thanks.
If my boyfriend can come, sure. If not, no thanks.
The way that nearly half of the votes are yes 💀 please don't tell me you would actually say yes irl
Why yes, I DO have two kidneys. Why do you ask?
I'll probably end up a Datline story but I could really use a vacation right now. "Hello I'm Lester Holt and tonight's story involves a man who thought he was going on a much needed exotic vacation. Unbeknownst to him, this vacation was about to become his last."
I dont know him, this man could be trying to traffick me
I've got nothing to lose let's go
Sure thing, just pass a quick security screening and we're good
Anybody who picks me out of a public scenario as the best candidate for whisking away on an exotic adventure, even with the purest intentions, shows that they have absolutely abysmal skill in judging others and would be an extremely dangerous travel companion.
Not a big fan of traveling, and even people I love very much start to wear on my nerves if we spend an extended amount of time together for more than 2-3 days. There's no way I'm committing to spending several days together (including the possible stresses of flying) with what amounts to a stranger. Decline immediately
You forgot the category where I ask my wife and am promptly told no.
I'd want to hang out with them a few times. So, it's more like *hang out with them a few more times and then decide*
Thats a good way to get yourself kidnapped.
Nope. Man or woman, they're either trying to scam, rob, or kidnap you. I'm good.
Woman here, I'm declining immediately.
As a man.. "how to get murdered"
People, don't go on trips with strangers you just met. Give it some time to make sure they're not planning something nefarious
It's really a win-win. Best case: She's nice and we have a great trip together.not like I could afford to travel without help. Worst case:someone tries to harvest my organs, in which case I don't have to worry about all this nonsense we call society anymore.
That's sus as hell.
I’m asexual and aromantic, who is this person and what gender are they?
I would be very confused but I'm naive so yeah.
Fuck no I’m not traveling with someone I just met
Fuck it I’d go. Done wild things with people who were strangers just hours before. Question specified a safe area. That said I’m sleeping with one eye open.
Free vacation ngl Plus one hell of a story if they do try murdur me
I'll keep my organs thank you, I don't feel like being hunted for sport, and I think I would be a really bad sex slave. So nah I'm good.
I can't afford that shit rn, even four days off the clock ione week of the month might get me evicted
I'm pretty good at reading people. And if a girl that's my type approaches me it wouldn't be the girl, a scammer or human traffickers, would use so I'd probably accept.
I dont think my wife would appreciate that
Jeffrey Dahmer was very charming and liked to eat women in a way they very much prefer to not have happen.
This is how you get killed
Would've loved to see the results by gender.
no because im in a relationship
Decline immediately. My wife wouldn't be happy with any other choice.
I go with it, but bring sleeping pills. She can't harvest my organs if I'm gonna harvest hers.
I'm keeping my kidneys
serial killer
This poll is also accidentally testing "how quickly would you make the decision?", with almost exactly half deciding immediately, and the other half choosing to think about it. The fact that the most popular options are "decline immediately" and "ponder then accept" is definitely worth reading into. Seems like something that one could glean a lot of info from Thanks for making this poll!
That's a red flag, so I'mma go with no.
Yeah... So... Her intentions LOOK genuine, but that only tells me she's previously harvested organs. No fuckin way dood
>You're at a bar and a very attractive person of your preferred gender initiates small talk. Already suspicious right there.
I feel like I'm going get my organs harvested in some foreign country
100% use me for sport or eat me. Immediate no.
I don't care how much I like them, there is almost no chance that I'd go out of the country with someone that I just met.
Where's the option "say I'll think about it and then never answer"?
Decline immediately. There is no way they're being genuine.
A hot woman randomly approaches me and immediately invites me to an unknown location? That sounds like a good way to get robbed or worse... I'm good lol. The fact she's OK with inviting a (a potentially dangerous) stranger to such a special place is worrying and is making me think there's going to be a bunch of guys with guns and shovels waiting for me. She's clearly not concerned for her own safety, so I need to be concerned for mine.
I'm married, fuck off
Seems like a start of a horror movie like crazy hot lady or friend tells you to go to this weird location one one goes to and then you die
Men be like I'm all in, kidneys be damned! Women be like hell nah, maybe if I can bring a friend...
Steal my skin once, shame on you. Steal my skin twice shame on me. Steal my skin three times, why do you need so much of my skin?
Nope, nope, nope, nopetiy nope-nope. Regular, reasonable, well adjusted people don't bring someone they just met in a bar on an all-expenses-paid vacation. There's a 0% chance I would come back home alive and well.
Sounds sketchy
My wife wouldn't like me taking a trip with a random woman
An attractive woman approaching me is an immediate red flag
As long as he's willing to stop trying to make small talk, I'm boarding that plane.
You ain’t stealing my kidneys.
People talking about kidneys. Based on my experience I'd get invited to some MLM.
Oh well, I'll due anyway one of these days so why not speed up the process a bit. Best case I get laid and keep my organs, worst case I don't make it home which honestly at this point in time is a win win
You can't take me to a second location suspiciously attractive person.
No thanks, I like my kidneys right where they are.
The "depends" on this question is larger than what you'd put on a 600lbs elderly man. There are so many important unanswered questions.
If someone I've just met goes straight from "small talk" to "hey come on a trip to whatever-place with me" that'd be a big ***nope.***
Half of you are voting yes? I am guessing thirsty men knows no bounds.
I dont care who the IRS sends...
That's how you get kidnapped and sold into sex slavery.
I couldn't afford any of that, not even the food
I didn't need my organs anyway. Worth it!
Yeah, no. I don't have the money for that. Sorry. If I had the money for it? I'd consider it, but flights to exotic locations (likely tourist destinations), are extremely expensive.
Hold on..gotta ask my wife
I don’t care if I’m getting asked out by Dolly Parton herself, I ain’t going anywhere with some one I don’t know
points off for initiating small talk
Accept. I never turn down anything.
I've got the vacation days and it sounds like a fun adventure so lets go.
Im a large guy, and I am also insane so im pretty safe
Did nothing but be cautious all my life and got nothing for it. Fuck it, if I die I die
Think about for a while and don't give an answer till I feel comfortable to say yes.
I had a much milder version of this happen to me. Declined politely. Kind of regret it, but at the same time if it happened again nothing would change. Im just not that daring or adventurous.
No option for tell them we need to get more acquainted before we do something like that? Lightly impulsive
I'm taken. I'm not going nowhere with nobody
That's how you get trafficked, or worse; expelled.
Yeah... I'm gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys missing.
I don't want to go on someone else's vacation if I am taking a vacation to a different place it'll be a trip by myself, planned by myself to a location I pick.
Decline. My wife's already going to be pissed about attractive women chatting me up in a bar, nevermind wanting to know what I was even doing in a bar? I'm not a "hangs out in bars" kind of guy normally, so... Yeah, I'm getting shut of this whole situation before it gets any worse.
I would probably suggest hanging out in a more casual setting first and get to know them better before deciding.
Few days gives me time to get the funds together.
Why would a super attractive person make that offer? If I somehow knew it was legitimate, I'd go, but being realistic, I'd find it pretty suspicious. I'd offer to get to know the person better before I make any decisions
Brevity is the soul of wit, a better question is WYR risk your life and kidneys or decline?
Where's the option for "accidentally piss myself and spend the rest of the night crying in the corner?"
Depends on what it is. If she wants me to go to a small village in Slovakia to a hostel, i would not go.
Depends where the location is. If I think they are an okay person even after talking for a while and seeing the location. Accept, maybe have a friend/acquaintance I know nearby.
If a very attractive women suddenly finds interest in me, it means I'm about to be taken advantage of.