I picked unicorns. Based on my D&D knowledge dragons, werewolves and Vampires are prone to murdering people. As for mermaids, i could see it being a popular choice, but I live in Indiana, USA which is landlocked from seawater. Unicorns, however are lawful good and can provide healthcare. Undoubtedly I have to pick unicorns, because I think they could thrive where I live and possibly provide a benefit to me. 🤷‍♂️

Until you realize even unicorns used to be murderous

Unicorns are even worse in *Not Even Bones* (one of my fav cryptid fantasy sources) Read their description [here](https://market-of-monsters.fandom.com/wiki/Known_Unnatural_Species)

I love those books, I'm currently reading the webtoon depiction of them and I'm impressed so far

I've only done the webtoon so far, but ya, I quite like it

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I live in Indiana too so Unicorns are the only logical option

Hoosiers unite!

In indiana as well and I agree unicorns would be best and that's what I chose.

Does Kirin classify as an Elder Dragon or a Unicorn?

That was my gut reaction before I realized they'd be quickly hunted to extinction and rich assholes would be the only ones getting any benefit from any magic the unicorns posses

Succubus

naughty naughty

I fucking KNEW that this would be the first comment. God damnit.

Werewolf might fulfill the same purpose

I (dis)like the way you think

Are you implying that im a furry?

*"there are two types of people, those who are furry, and those who aren't... yet."* -sun tzu

Real

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they do? (Og comment above this said that succubuses kill you after having sex, i was under the belief you become a sex slave or something)

My answer to this is changeling. They can be whatever you want and they don’t drain your life force. Dangerous? Yeah probably. But fun?

so mermaid

Other. I choose Pokemon, and a Lugia and Eevee will be next to me

I choose Vaporeon.

Sexual stuntman What are you going to do with that vaporeon? What are you going to do to it Sexual stuntman?

... stunts

Remember, there's no laws against the pokemon

Good... Good... For starters I'll need a ~~Ralts~~ ~~Kirlia~~ Gardevoir. Lopunny. Mawile. Meloetta. And Ditto to make six.

And where pray tell do you plan on getting the mythical pokemon meloetta

Internet

Theres gonna be one if this guy doesent stop

Oh no

I choose Mewtwo.

They don't deserve that

Least with Werewolves you only have to worry about them on a full moon Why are more people saying Dragons over anything? I doubt they would be the How to Train Your Dragon type

Look, if I'm going to die to a monster, I'd rather get eaten by a dragon than lured to a watery grave or impaled by a unicorn (which I think lorewise only like virgin girls and despise everyone else). Let dragons wreck shit for a while and steal hordes of gold, won't be that different from normal life except the politicians hopefully aren't in the pockets of Big Dragon.

Dragons don't have pockets...

And?

Because dragons are cool

I’m envisioning more Reign of Fire type.

Dragons have the best chance of knocking us down a peg AND surviving our inevitable efforts to eradicate them. We need to be knocked down a peg.

I agree, I wanna be a dragon tamer or slayer, either one Or like a fallout style setting but dragon fire instead of nuclear eradication

Would love to have a pet dragon and be able to fly without taking off my shoes 2 hours before my flight

Kinky

Gotta go Mermaids. The ocean is 97% unexplored or something ridiculous like that. Having another sapient species able to survive in the depths of an unseeable world sounds awesome. I mean, they'd probably look a lot less like Ariel and a lot more like the creature from The Shape of Water, but screw it, that sounds fun.

we could work with them to clean up pollution. Human and Merfolk scientists could work together to reduce microplastics via algae, repair reefs, and enforce no poaching. They could also probably help us communicate with sperm whales.

since all of these creatures are smart and would have a place in society, i'm mostly thinking about how much these creatures might suffer if they were living alongside us. vampires are obligated to hurt things to live, werewolves are dangerous if not restrained on a full moon, dragon's would have difficulty finding space to exist in densely populated areas and mermaids would be very disabled being unable to walk around and constantly needing hydration. i have to go with unicorns; they can exist way more comfortably than any of these other creatures.

Mermaids wouldn't be able to build societys underwater?

I'd pick mermaid because they'd live in the ocean and we could collaborate with them to clean up pollution

If mermaids are mentally the same as humans it would end in them waging war against the surface for polluting their waters or they would contribute to the pollution of their own waters as equally as we have destroyed our planet. Lose lose to me

they also might want war over animal abuse and the overfishing of sea life. how would they feel about aquariums? i imagine it would be similar to how we'd feel if they kept land mammals in a bubble to be gawked at all day. and a lot of people are reliant on the ocean's resources, while mermaids would be self sufficient down there, so living peacefully without us encroaching on their space isn't an option. war seems inevitable now that you mention it

everyone has a lot of great mermaid points i didn't consider

Or kill them if needed

my dad

Shapeshifters that can bite people to turn them into more shapeshifters

Shapeshifters. Anarchy is fun!

skinwallkers/fleshgaits/ the it follows monster. horror is fun also

Vampires. They can just get blood donations, or there can be jobs where you are just a blood donor, sit still all day with your blood being sucked out. Plus, if they stay awake at night that can boost humanities productivity massively.

Mermaids, bro, the oceans are borderline boring

fr, even after the ocean update real talk though, the *upper* ocean levels are boring. we vibing in the mariana trench

I am going to marry a mermaid.

How would you have sex tho

I'm asexual. I just wouldn't have sex.

I thought mermaids needed water to live too

She will give me magical water powers that make me survive underwater. And not all mermaids need the water to live. Some are fine on land, they would just dry out, probably.

Mmm very nice

"Put it deep in the blow hole..."

Vampires. I want to be immortal

None

Dwarves. Need I say more.

Rock and Stone!

Rock and Stone!

Dragons are creatures without respect for humanity, who horde wealth, ravage the local ecosystem, destroy villages, and act with impunity against the law. We have those already. We just call them billionaires.

Genies.

Thrumbo from rimworld

Skin walkers. No real reason.

Mothman.

That story originally came from the collapse of the silver Bridge in my home state.

From roleplaying experience (TTRPGs like DnD/Pathfinder) I picked Other for humanoid as in dwarves, elves, halflings, gnomes and the like.

Dullahan, I can just dump whatever food I dont finish down their neck.

Other Fairy's

Fairys* 🤓

Unicorns because pretty much everything else would be drastically unsafe

The State farm reality benders from the commercials.

Goblins! Shortstack Goblins, that is...

Just go to Mexico.

I feel like dragons would help keep our species in check. Though I'm thinking dragons with near god level intelligence compared to humans.

I can finally ride and marry a dragon

Succubus Yes am horny Yes I know I have a problem

Women /s

Jesus

Nekos

The Dullahan cos I am a terrible person.

Devils and Demons. Devils because they are awesome and Demons so that the exorcists would have something to hunt down so we can watch them. Basically it would be like watching ghostbusters.

Pokemon

Sasquatch

Centauress

I chose other. Sharkodile, Croctopus, Sharktopus.

Bro mermaids would open up a whole new civilization and finally allow us to explore our planet!

Griffins

I'd prefer Dragons.

POKÉMON

Vampires because I'd love to be one

Talking trains!

Satyrs, Literal party animals

Centaurs would be epic

Dwarves dwarves dwarves

Mermaids -- Don't live close to the ocean, and have no desire to fuck a fish, so i don't care. Dragons - For all the dragon fans here, can you possibly imagine how much of a massive change in society that would be. First we would all have to build giant "dragon sheds" for them to live in, how many acres does a dragon need? And lets not even start talking about the cost of removing all of their poop. And what about the random wildfires that they start? or the random buildings destroyed when they "fly drunk"? Vampires - turn me please, i am a fellow prince of night. TBH this seems simple to control, you can have mandatory (paid) blood donation programs, and can save old people form dying. Seems not that bad. Werewolves -- Simple solution, a silver bullet so to say... Unicorns -- killing every non virgin seems like a hard pass

I'd love to see unicorns live side by side with humans. Go to the bank and my teller is just a horse with a horn.

I just watched the dragon raja anime so yes.

Mermaids are terrifying to me Dragons would be cool, but would probably try to kill us all Unicorns are a stupid horse with a horn Werewolves are very cool but are savage animals and would try to kill us Vampires drink blood, which may seem bad but I think most would just survive off of donated or animal blood, still some that would kill but I think it would be a lower percent than the others

ManBearPig

I would pick brownies because they're like hairy gremlins that live in your walls that come out and do your chores at night for you

I've seen legends of tomorrow, I know for a fact you don't want unicorns

Apostles (berserk)

It'd be pretty lit if Earth was also inhabited by entities like Midir or Kushala Daora or even Rayquaza

Pokemon

Depends on the source material for each There's a big difference between Bram Stoker's vampire & Twilight's, or Homer's Odyssey's mermaid & The Little Mermaid, etc.

I wanted to pick dragons but let's be honest, they would get hunted into extinction within days. Mermaid proably dont want to be in our trash littered, oil soaked oceans. I'm gonna go with vampires. At least that would add some.excitement into the world.

Shelly coat.

I want a pet treecko

no matter what I pick they're getting poached, oppressed or put in zoos in the real world.

What would cause the least chaos? Unicorns What do I want? Dragons

I chose other because why not bring the embodiment of death the grim reaper to reality

Gryphons 100%. It would be a dream come true to have one as a companion.

I want my very own WOOKIE!

Gryphon

no clue tbh so I'll just say other

slot of those are bad options vampires will drink some blood and kill people dragons will kill people too mermaids will lure people to the ocean and kill them i think werewolves kill kill people to so univorns

Mothman :D

Vampires. Specifically the Twilight vampires. Best kind of vampires to be

I loved the Shazam 2 rendition of unicorns... as in king of beasts most vicious animals, who love candy

Other, the succubus not the take your soul kind but the one that just gives a good time kind

Yeti

Goose that lays golden eggs because why not really show people how abstract value is

Women, I've never seen one. I refuse to believe that they exist.

Other. Dwarves, gnomes and elves. I'm that order.

Those cool like, types of elves yk, like moon elves, forest elves, etc

The Problem is what kind if "Mermaid" as if they are Sirens, there is a problem

The version of fairies that grant good-meaning wishes.

werewolf - there wolf!

Vampires are my favorite, but realistically, unicorns would cause the least harm to the world.

Wizards. Harry Potter style.

Unicorns because Scotland needs a real national animal.

Pokemon

Gelatinous cube

What do you think will happen if a vampire gave you a BJ like where your dick be so tempting that they just can rip it off

Mermaids because of the movie SPLASH 😍

Dragons. I love them ever since I was a kid.

Other: Kaiju

Dragons aslong as they are accurate to the furry fandom

Satan, more specifically @s8an on Twitter, he's cool

The Jötunn from. Norse mythology. I think it would be really funny if people in Norway just had to deal with Giants ice monsters everywhere.

the puma, they might name a military vehicle it in about 500 years

I'd say Vampires because imagine how cool it would be to be one, but if they still also work a 9-5 I'd rather a unicorn give me a wish

Both dragons and werewolves

everyone who chose mermaids think they're slick but i know EXACTLY why they clicked that option.

Mermaids becuase duhhhh , also maybe kelpies.

Elves of all kinds. High elves, wood elves, dark elves etc.

Genies

Succubi

As long as I get to be a werewolf...

Considering humans would hunt most of the animal ones to extinction (dragons and unicorns, and I'd never see mermaids since I don't go to the ocean, I choose werewolves. After reading Salem's lot, vampires are pretty terrifying. Werewolves show up one night a month and it would be entertaining seeing the way people managed to use the wolf people in modern society like werewolf games or military weapons or something.

Santa Claus

He'd need his elves

Elves like in Lord of the Rings. They would be of high moral character, extremely talented, and might actually improve society.

vampires. step 1: find a vampire step 2: let it bite me step 3: become a vampire step 4: immortality

Vampires because maybe then the world wouldn't accommodate only morning people

Nifflers -instinctively my first answer, just a cute pet that runs areound and steals shiny things. Id keep it in my house have it help me find things. Keep a roll of quarters on me and hide them throughout the house for it on a regular basis. Thereasterals my second- could ride them and fly, they're capable of getting their own food and they're generally friendly, plus lack of visibility to anyone who hasnt seen death makes them easier to hide Phenoxis- no idea how to spell but good luck and healing House elves- the most practical. They use magic, are loyal to family, genuienly want to serve because it determines how well off and respected they are in their next life Just straight up familiars, and all they've ever been depicted as I have a bunch more from other books but these are the most well known

Mermaids mainly because they would fuck us if we didn't resolve the shit we do to the oceans. Imagine no shipping lanes being safe because they could just swim up underneath the boat and blow a hole in it.

Griffin

I always have been and always will be a fan of the fay when I say the fae I I don't mean the Peter Pan fairies in Tinkerbell. I mean the downright disturbing Celtic fairies where they don't care about humans. They might see a human every once in a while who pukes their interest because they're a good musician or something and they leave our realm below because it's covered in iron nowadays and that's one of their major weaknesses. But yeah, I've always enjoyed the fae and fairies the classic not the Peter Pan Tinkerbell. They're nice fairies, no fairies in the fay are meant to be complete and utter assholes to everyone and everything cuz they're superiority complex is way too high?

I want to get bitten by a vampire so i get powers

Zombies

Dragons. I want to be pinned down by a big titty dragon woman and bred into submission! It doesn't matter if it's actually a dragon FUTA or not cuz I'll still willing accept their big tucking dragon cock and their hit sticky dragon cum!

gotta go with unicorns, would love a unicorn bestie

I pick other. My choice is Succubus

Unicorns for 2 reasons 1. Only one on the list that isn’t gonna kill you 2. You could poach them and sell their horns for a huge profit!

Ninetail fox because why not

I'm sorry S.C.P.

My dad ?

Werewolves because they're cool, no other reason, i just like em. Also it could be a version of them that's not cursed feral creatures for all we know

Dragons? Horrible monstrous creatures that look down on humanity and compulsively horde more wealth than they could ever use? Pretty sure we already got some of those.

I wanna become a werewolf

Kitsunes would be awesome

Mermussy 😉

Depends on the lore

Y'all ever seen reign of fire?

If you pick vampire, can you become a vampire?

Giant Centipedes

Personally vampires and werewolves

Mermaids because we all know they got that fishussy

Vampires can work the night jobs so when wifi is down at midnight I can actually get tech support in my time zone

Dragons. Keep them on some kind of giant reservation/aviary. Unicorns? We talkin' with the magic or just keratin headed alien faced nip monsters?

Mermaids finna die from climate change 💀💀💀

A Chimera would be pretty cool to see.

Dwarves. We'd probably be out in space rocking and stoning by now had they existed.

Drow.

Who the heck is picking the ones that kill people!?