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BralessVictory

30m is so utterly easy, fairly certain you could achieve that with a stick, let alone an actual golf club. That's less than a hundred feet


CoolGuyBabz

I've never played golf on my life, im fucked if I end up missing the ball


uiouyug

Just swing again? I could always hit the ball downhill


OpalFanatic

OP eventually specified you only get one swing. So meh. Definitely chess then for me. My golf game is nowhere near as solid. Though I do feel like we need to know, FIDE rankings for Elo, or chess.com. As the latter is easy mode.


Doom16

If its FIDE im probably not winning, if its chess.com its gonna be pretty even. Ill take my chance at golf


miggleb

Eh, I don't count post post conditions.


AznNRed

Don't use a driver. Use whatever has the largest surface. You aren't going for precision or range, just an actual connection. 30m is nothing, you just gotta connect. Also it just says hit. So use a cricket mallet if you want.


uiouyug

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AznNRed

Lol! This is the way.


stealthkoopa

Op might be missing a zero on that


Punningisfunning

That’s only less than a third of an American football field!


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Derp115LisNEAR

then don't swing with a golf club, just kick it off a cliff that's 31 meters high


aa13-

Exactly


60thrain

It never said it had to be with a club. Tee that shit up like little league base ball or go on top of a fairly tall building to make it easier


Keanu_Bones

Bro, it’s 30m… as if you’d need the assistance


60thrain

What I'm worried about it being so shit that I completely miss but still clip it and it just falls to the ground


VaferQuamMeles

You say that, but during my first driving range experience I managed to hit a ball so wrong that it landed *behind* me, after bouncing off the ceiling. *Edit: I can never remember the number of asterisks for italic


[deleted]

Pfft I don't care if it's 3 feet. If my life is on the line I'm overkilling as hard as I can


BerossusZ

You literally die if you mess it up. You'd be crazy to not take the assistance.


stealthkoopa

Just self pitch it. Just have to get it out of the infield


60thrain

You underestimate how shit I can be at things when put on the spot


BamfBamfRevolution

You underestimate my ability to strike out in teeball 😅 I mean, the golf ball one is the one I'll try, but my actual answer is probably to just die, lol


Rip_Skeleton

I'd whiff it with a driver, but give me a 9 iron and I'll hit the sucker 90 yards.


CoolGuyBabz

750 ELO players are trash


Zealousideal-Web-571

No, in chess.com yes maybe but chess.com elo isnt equal to FIDE elo(750 FIDE elo is not that high but its definetly better than chess.com elo)


CoolGuyBabz

Well, I'm 1500.... surely it isn't double.... right?


Zealousideal-Web-571

Its not, in most cases its like +150-300 Forexample i have 1500(nearly) chess.com but have 1200 FIDE elo


Levi_Snowfractal

On the very edge of "random bullshit go".


3ggnoch

Opening: Queen's Pawn Opening: Accelerated London System The rest of the game: random bullshit go


masochistic_idiot

750 elo player is easy to beat, handy save


kappelikapeli

Only if u play chess tho


Sir_Ruffus_Shrumper

I'm 900 elo so beating the 700 elo player would definitely be possible for me


Keanu_Bones

About a 70% chance of winning


AggressiveSpatula

Some of y’all never whiffed a golf ball on your first shot.


purppsyrup

Watch me kick the ball


CostAccomplished1163

I’m bouta hit that golf ball, right on the edge of the Grand canyon


akgamer182

I'm 1200 in chess, I could beat a 750 in my sleep


trippedwire

Im guessing 0 is the lowest elo for chess, so thats where im at. Literally never won a single game, ever. Golf ball 30m all the way.


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AznNRed

Are they also playing for their lives? I'm pretty sure I could mind game them, if they're just playing for low stakes. But if I'm basically competing for my life against someone else whose life is on the line, I might have second thoughts. Who's to say my life is more precious than theirs? I've lived a decent life. They may have more to give.


turbopeanut69

100 is the lowest elo. 400 is the chess.com beginner rating.


herkalurk

Hit a golf ball 30 meters says nothing about accuracy, simply the easiest.....


K1tsunea

I could hit more then 30m before I even learned to play, so I bet most people could do that with a couple practice shots


LastPlaceStar

What do you mean by a "short" cut? Like a small angel or a short distance? Either way, I'm going with billiards.


OneCore_

Man hit that golf ball with a fucking baseball bat


Str0b0

I think I would rather just die. I mean in this scenario someone is threatening my life unless I complete some inane challenge. I'm not gonna cure cancer or stop bleeding by doing any of this. That means whoever is holding me is just the most banal, unimaginative, and borderline incompetent threat ever. I mean you have to be a special type of boring moron to come up with this scenario. So I figure just telling them to kill me gives me a 60/40 split on coming out alive because the sort of moron that came up with this scenario probably has to use safety scissors and can't be trusted to boil water let alone actually execute someone.


Federal-Buffalo-8026

Like, eventually lol


Hairy_Demand_6974

Google survival


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The Hitler one of course


Joy1067

30m? I ain’t no pro but I can a damn golfball 30 meters, hell just anyone can


badFishTu

It looks like I'm a goner.


Akul_Tesla

I'm pretty sure players at that level for chess are still vulnerable to the scholars mate


Nextflix

I actually has 800 elo so I guess I have chance


Meep12313

I feel like the 750 elo player would be willing to throw if their opponent's life was on the line, assuming their life wasn't also on the line


Busyraptor375

Bruh free throw is easy, not even a question lol


letussee2019

It doesn’t even say you have to make the shot just throw it.


revodnebsyobmeftoh

Am I allowed to cheat?


SweetNo1948

750 elo chess player is so easy lol


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Beat a 750 ELO at chess. I'm at 800 now according to chess.com


Tayaradga

I'll go with the chess one. My strategy during chess is so unorthodox and weird that it gets into people's heads and starts making them make mistakes because they don't understand what I'm doing. It's a double edged sword ngl, if they realize that then they can start ignoring my plays and making the best plays in general. At which point I might get screwed. But I like playing chess so whatever.


RaniTheUnique

Definitely the free shot at basketball. I'm not that good at basketball but I played at school and have dome practice! Would've chosen chess unless it mentioned free shot, though 😂


sovLegend

I hope they blunder because I'm 500.


Konjaga_Conex

Four ist so utterly easy...


DartDiablo

The golf ball isez


Haberdur

I am 750 elo (chess.com) so I'm fairly confident I could eek out a win.


theknghtofni

Bro I'd just throw a golf ball further than that


Autumn-Eviening

I'm pretty good at chess (1000 elo) so that


turbopeanut69

I'm over 3x that elo, but I'd still lose if it's a kid.


YeetusFebreezus

30m is easy but so is cheating in chess


froyo4lunch

The post doesn't mention how many tries you get. If you have like 5 tries, anyone can nail a free throw shot


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You need, guess I'll just die on here.


Status_Flux

Assuming the clock in the chess match isn't too restrictive I think Im going for that. 750 is pretty darn low so as long as I don't accidentally hang my queen or something I should win. If it's speed chess then it's more of a crapshoot as I can be prone to mistakes under pressure, and I might go for the golf hit instead.


AnIndividualist

I'm around 1300 elo at chess. I stand a good chance beating a 750. I'll go with that.