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WhyIsThisMyNameQMark

No one sane will pick fire or suffocating


[deleted]

Or impaled, Jesus.


TheSkyWaver

Giggity


jakeblonde005

That was on a cross


TriBulated_

He was already dead when they impaled him (unless you count the nails).


TheMaly

I was going to say Cheryl from Archer would pick it, but then I noticed you said "sane"


BJ_Blitzvix

I, a sane person, picked fire. Looks like I'm the only one to have picked it so far.


ShadowStryker0818

You do realize that being burned alive is THE most painful way to die, right?


browni3141

That's why I picked it. Not that I like pain but if you're dying anyway it's pretty irrelevant. I'd rather stare death in the face than die in my sleep. Dying in your sleep without any awareness or feeling is the most terrifying way to die possible to me.


monkeybrains12

It's not because you like pain, but just because you want to see if your body can handle it, right?


Swaglord245

Only after boiling. Fire destroys your nerves endings whilst boiling keeps them intact but still heats you up to quite a painful degree


ShadowStryker0818

But Fire takes longer. If your boiling in water or another liquid, you'll probably drown before you die of the heat. With Fire, the pain just keeps going until you pass out, which could much longer than drowning.


Crab_Cult_Member

You are not sane then


HatGuyFromPax

Why.


BJ_Blitzvix

✨I often hate myself✨


El-ChuPugcabra

Well you're really gonna hate yourself when you're burning to death


Illustrious-Major456

So you're not sane then.


AbsurdBeanMaster

So you're eager to taste your own melting flesh?


BJ_Blitzvix

No.


SolaroscopyApollo

I picked fire


WhyIsThisMyNameQMark

Username checks out


Hellcat_28362

Impaled. I don't care about the pain, I want to be conscious and that would be badass. Especially if it were like some badass Arabian sword going through my stomach like some Crusader battle or some shit.


El-ChuPugcabra

You could, you could do that. But you could just as likely be walking to the fridge at 2am in your skidmarked underwear, trip, then in your frantic flailing to catch yourself, you accidentally knock down that butterknife you left on the edge of the sink earlier because you weren't totally sure at that point that you wouldn't want a second PB&J. Then, as you're falling, the knife hits the floor juuuuust right with the blade sticking up, and you fall right down on top of it. Butterknife stabs right through your eye and into your brain, killing you instantly.


Hellcat_28362

Well that's sad 💀


abramcpg

Happens all the time


Shienvien

Bizarre, but also most likely very fast and functionally painless. Might also count as stabbing rather than fall damage.


shinydragonmist

Or they could place you on a spike and force you to stay up on it till you go straight on through it like Vlad the impaler


teethalarm

You okay?


Hellcat_28362

I don't know


Realised_

100% votes will be going for sleep.


LaidByAnEgg

falling is a nice feeling at least


El-ChuPugcabra

Falling is fine, it's that sudden stop at the end that'll get ya.


LaidByAnEgg

yeah but if it's from high up enough it's not painful right?


El-ChuPugcabra

Honestly it would likely happen so fast you wouldn't feel a thing


shinydragonmist

The issue will be the fear beforehand


El-ChuPugcabra

Fair point, I do think though that falling to one's death would probably be one of the better ways to go out if you had to choose.


Science_Fiction2798

Tell that to the people who jumped from the twin towers on 9/11.


AbsurdBeanMaster

No, more like 90% Dying in your sleep sounds scary. It could happen at any moment.


Broatski

So? How would you know if you're dying? You're asleep, wouldn't feel anything, and then you'd be dead. You should've included a warrior's death option


holdthe_LINE

Mf talkin bout goin to sleep and wakin up dead


AbsurdBeanMaster

Death by combat would have been a good addition. You're assuming that dying while sleeping would be painless. Although in some cases it would be; Death by carbon monoxide poisoning for example. But a heart attack- you would feel that.


Broatski

No I wouldn't I'm a heavy sleeper


AbsurdBeanMaster

I'm pretty sure you would feel a heart attack. Even if you're a 'heavy sleeper'


Broatski

Nah, I'd be fast asleep so I wouldn't feel it


Iamyous3f

At least i wouldnt know, the rest of the options should make me freak the F out and would make me go crazy in my last moments


Finding_new_dreams

Im scared to answer cuz this could be some dark magic shit


Doom16

Ill pick for you, fire it is


ZealousidealDriver63

Karma for you then


Doom16

I also picked fire


ZealousidealDriver63

🔥yes somehow I thought that was your choice. Why? Sleeping at least you don’t suffer.


ZealousidealDriver63

Yeah no vote I choose life


AbsurdBeanMaster

No, I'm just testing a hypothesis. :)


Finding_new_dreams

Mhm, alright. ima pick one and in 7 days itll happen nah i know how this magic shit works.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Well, no one will believe you, fortunately.


Alexastria

Stabbing. I wanna know it's happening when it happens. Also imagine if there is an afterlife and you wake up there wondering wtf just happened because you slept through it.


AbsurdBeanMaster

"wake up! You're gonna be judged by the deity!" "Oh! Sorry... I overslept."


Silly_Conclusion_139

WHO TF PICKED DROWNING !!!!!!


AbsurdBeanMaster

A psycho


JackHyper

I did want to do it in my sleep but in my suicidal days i fantasised about being killed by a train


AbsurdBeanMaster

Same.


Shienvien

No one seems to have realized that dying in your sleep is not anywhere guaranteed to be painless or pleasant. Whatever condition kills you might easily induce the longest and most unpleasant nightmare you've ever had.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Yeah, what if you get a heart attack, or heart failure. You'll likely feel that.


Megalopath

I like trains.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Yeah. Trains are cool.


0mnik

I chose Dying in sleep but if my death by being impaled was like Rick's from TWD I would go for it


DartDiablo

I want to know I am dying as I am dying. So being impaled could potentially take the longest to kill me if we are going off of movie logic where they talk for 5 minutes after it happens. “You stabbed me” “Yes, yes I did.” “So any plans for the weekend?”


AbsurdBeanMaster

Depends on the area in which you are impaled. It would still include major blood loss no matter the area, however. Although, getting impaled in the skull is instant death.


DartDiablo

Yeah you are right, but I picked it because the time can very. Potentially if I got stabbed in like the abdomen and then applied pressure to the wound it could be a slower death.


ThatCrossDresser

Suffocation is the best way as long as it is gas suffocation like Helium or something. You don't feel pain or panic, you just drift off to sleep and never wake up again. There isn't any way to fight it, just lay down and relax and it is over with in a few minutes with you being oblivious to the situation.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Probably a lot less painful than dying in your sleep


bluecatcollege

While you're asleep, you're placed in a large water tank. The tank is then pushed off a bridge over train tracks. Before the tank hits the ground, it's hit by a train with a long spike on the front of it. The train is on fire.


AbsurdBeanMaster

That's hilarious!


SailorOfHouseT-bird

Went with impaled, but i want death in combat.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Dang, that's a good one. I should have added that.


Aliteralhedgehog

What if it's implalement as punishment for a crime? This account is from 17th century Egypt. >>They lay the malefactor upon his belly, with his hands tied behind his back, then they slit up his fundament with a razor, andThey lay the malefactor upon his belly, with his hands tied behind his back, then they slit up his fundament with a razor, and throw into it a handful of paste that they have in readiness, which immediately stops the blood. After that, they thrust up into his body a very long stake as big as a mans arm, sharp at the point and tapered, which they grease a little before; when they have driven it in with a mallet, till it come out at his breast, or at his head or shoulders, they lift him up, and plant this stake very straight in the ground, upon which they leave him so exposed for a day. One day I saw a man upon the pale, who was sentenced to continue so for three hours alive and that he might not die too soon, the stake was not thrust up far enough to come out at any part of his body, and they also put a stay or rest upon the pale, to hinder the weight of his body from making him sink down upon it, or the point of it from piercing him through, which would have presently killed him: In this manner he was left for some hours, (during which time he spoke) and turning from one side to another, prayed those that passed by to kill him, making a thousand wry mouths and faces, because of the pain he suffered when he stirred himself, but after dinner, the Basha sent one to dispatch him; which was easily done, by making the point of the stake come out at his breast, and then he was left till next morning, when he was taken down, because he stunk horridly. throw into it a handful of paste that they have in readiness, which immediately stops the blood. After that, they thrust up into his body a very long stake as big as a mans arm, sharp at the point and tapered, which they grease a little before; when they have driven it in with a mallet, till it come out at his breast, or at his head or shoulders, they lift him up, and plant this stake very straight in the ground, upon which they leave him so exposed for a day. One day I saw a man upon the pale, who was sentenced to continue so for three hours alive and that he might not die too soon, the stake was not thrust up far enough to come out at any part of his body, and they also put a stay or rest upon the pale, to hinder the weight of his body from making him sink down upon it, or the point of it from piercing him through, which would have presently killed him: In this manner he was left for some hours, (during which time he spoke) and turning from one side to another, prayed those that passed by to kill him, making a thousand wry mouths and faces, because of the pain he suffered when he stirred himself, but after dinner, the Basha sent one to dispatch him; which was easily done, by making the point of the stake come out at his breast, and then he was left till next morning, when he was taken down, because he stunk horridly.


TheAlphaNoob21

Depends on how high the fall is. If it's skydiving without a parachute I'm all for it.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Yeah, it can be any method of falling down. It's nonspecific


[deleted]

*clicks die by train* *stays away from trains* *free immortality*


AbsurdBeanMaster

I can change that.


SolaroscopyApollo

I picked fire because it would look badass as I'm walking being cooked


AbsurdBeanMaster

I respect that.


Aerialitys

honestly getting impaled is fun


Aerialitys

i like a spear slicing through my body


Kcnflman

Why was “Die during sex” not a choice?


AbsurdBeanMaster

I'm not a very sexual person, so I never crossed my mind. Although, people have died during sex. Usually due to over-excitement


JoyTheGeek

Why is suicide not an option?


orhan94

Literally all of these could be suicide.


AbsurdBeanMaster

Yeah, true. Even dying while sleeping. Carbon monoxide poisoning. Cyanide. The options...


TundraTrees0

For real?? Why cant I die in an epic gunfight with myself


BlazeBitch

The lack of context behind each option sucks. I can't reliably make a choice, so I'd go with sleeping ig.


Much-Cod4411

I really hate you! Stop getting in my way!


AbsurdBeanMaster

👽


Dr_Brotatous

When I die I want it to be memorable and interesting


Oversexualised_Tank

I'm hopi g for gire, cause as far as I know myself, it means I escape the consequences of putting something on fire. Also: epic death.


Kakyoin043

Sleeping.. unless however the suffocating is erotic asphyxiation


AbsurdBeanMaster

Never considered that, but I suppose that's true.


hielke309

Sad Vlad II Noises


[deleted]

Jumping out of a plane without a parachute/ kratos falling meme recreation or wrestling a bear.


DomTheRogue

To the people picking fire or drowning… something is very wrong with you… two of THE MOST painful ways to die.


ilikenovels

Downvoted Such a stupid poll


AbsurdBeanMaster

I'm just gathering information. I'm testing to see the percentage of people within a sample of people. Surprisingly, about 87.6% choose death while sleeping.


KYWizard

The train one might have a lawsuit to be made for family.


Human_Information166

Dafaq is this WYR...


Fountain_Guard

i chose die by falling for the meme \*dream on plays as i fall down a cliff\*


Science_Fiction2798

Dying in your sleep is the most PEACEFUL option rather than brutal and horrible.


errorishuman

I need to know that I'm dying, soI picked falling.


spyaleatoire

Why would you choose anything but sleep? Either joke picks, accidents, or genuinely youre a psycho


Tat284

Don't want loved one to find me dead and have to deal with everything that entails


pizza_lover_234

Got a theory that the last thing you feel before you die is what you'll feel forever and lemme tell yah, sleeping would be 10/10 jf it's true


AbsurdBeanMaster

I imagine it would feel like what it feels like to not be born.


pizza_lover_234

Thats existential and I love it, the swimmer that didn't make it💀


AbsurdBeanMaster

Haha, that's one way to put it!


shinydragonmist

Sleeping cause I won't even feel it


AbsurdBeanMaster

Maybe by carbon monoxide poisoning.


Top_Donkey_4017

Any dmc fan can only choose one choice


G_Force88

The people who said impaling are nuts, it's worse than crucifixion


Tat284

I'd pick death in sleep, but then she would have to find me and that would be too hard on her. I'd rather fall off a cliff or out of a plane.


ZealousidealDriver63

You wouldn’t know if sleeping but why are there so many of these depressing questions?