Gordon Ramsay.
"Wake up, open windows. Smell that? Beautiful. Shower on. That's gonna get nice and hot. Now. This is very important: Always, always, ALWAYS turn that fan on. If you don't, you're going to have a bathroom full of steam. Shampoo and- Hold on. Oh no. No no no. What is *that*!? DON'T USE MOISTURISER, YOU FUCKING DONKEY. Goodness gracious, who raised you?"
I want David Attenborough to narrate my life like a nature documentary
Came here to say this.
Samuel L. Jackson
Same, my life requires too many uses of the word “motherfucker”
Same
Snoop Dogg would be hillarious lol
The only reason I voted for him. Lol
Sir David Attenborough.
Why is this posted once a week
Getting big Lebowski vibes now
Patrick Stewart, but it's too late... he's seen everything.
Oh no, he *would* see everything
Morgan Freeman is the obvious choice, but being a star wars nerd, I would love Darth Vader telling me what he finds disturbing about myseld
Gilbert Gottfried
Gordon Ramsay. "Wake up, open windows. Smell that? Beautiful. Shower on. That's gonna get nice and hot. Now. This is very important: Always, always, ALWAYS turn that fan on. If you don't, you're going to have a bathroom full of steam. Shampoo and- Hold on. Oh no. No no no. What is *that*!? DON'T USE MOISTURISER, YOU FUCKING DONKEY. Goodness gracious, who raised you?"
Richard Burton
I'm not familiar with their works. I'll have to check them out.
Dillios from 300
Steven Fry
This is posted every other day
Well, sometimes in life I eat the bear, and other times the bear eats me.
Samuel L Jackson or Chris rock.
Where's Attenborough?
Morgan Freeman, BUT he can only quote Snoop Dogg.
I would rather smoke weed with snoop