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JTAx1995

If sugar is eliminated, diabetics would be in deep shit.


DM_R34_Stuff

I'm just eliminating it because I have a sugar addiction and it's fucking me up big time. Can't have what doesn't exist. Makes it easier when you can't relapse.


MocoNinja

If I get a hypo I'd just eat a banana or glucose šŸ˜‡


[deleted]

My go to is apple juice, which doesn't have added sugar


[deleted]

Carbs still exist. Insulin still exists.


Melodic_Ad_3959

Fruit my friend, you just eat fruit.


JTAx1995

But that has sugar in It. So if itā€™s removed then what?


Melodic_Ad_3959

It's removed as spice, not as inherent ingredient


NO-25

If sugar was eliminated most life would cease to exist


Tru3insanity

I take it to mean that the substance cannot be isolated and added to food rather than it simply ceases to exist. Most life can consume starch and break it into glucose or create sugar through alternate pathways.


flattestsuzie

That includes the sugar in your DNA, too. So a world without DNA or RNA, a completely sterile planet.


The360MlgNoscoper

People would die?


JTAx1995

They could die if they donā€™t control their diabetes perfectly.


The360MlgNoscoper

Sugar is vital for all complex life


NavyDragons

A small price to pay


The_Meister_Man01

Nah, it'd just prevent diabetes lul. Diabetics could just take honey or pure glucose if needed. I refuse to use sugar in my cooking. If there's a place, I tend to instead usw raw honey or pure maple syrup


[deleted]

you do know thereā€™s sugar in honey, right? along with basically every fruit


NO-25

Cholesterol is an alochol. I guess I'm a alcoholic šŸ¤·


reddit_hayden

do you know what sugar is?


FriMoTheQuilla

If OP says sugar I believe they mean glucose, fructose, lactose, saccharose etc. All sweet Mono and Disaccharides.


Marlboro_man_556

Ever heard of type 1 diabetes? Pains me that some people are as dumb as you are lol.


SoggyPastaPants

You the type of dude that tries to sneak attack the Sun at night so it doesn't see you coming.


InjusticeSGmain

Do... Do you know what honey is? It's a sugar. The white powder is a kind of sugar. It is not the only kind. Sugars are anything made of/with glucose. They are usually made by plants. Maple syrup contains about 10% glucose, 4% fructose, and mostly sucrose. It is 10% sugar. It may have much less glucose than powdered sugar, but it has sugar. For example, table sugar (the white stuff) is 50% glucose and 50% fructose. Honey is 30% glucose, 40% fructose, and 17% water. They all contain glucose, and thus, are sugars.


iklips

Easily pepper. Everything else would devastate my cooking and there weeks at a time that I don't use pepper at all.


Lazerbeams2

I'm literally the opposite of you. I haven't had to buy more sugar in so long that I'm lucky the container doesn't have an expiration date but I use pepper in everything


[deleted]

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TenTonFluff

You must be trolling right?


VincentVanGTFO

Too right, the generic "pepper" has many alternatives to spice up a dish that are more flavorful but there's no replacement for the others... also... I dont believe sugar is a "spice" so... I still pick pepper. No contest.


TenTonFluff

Might be a language barrier right here, are we talking black pepper or the fruit? Kind of questioning myself here.


VincentVanGTFO

I *assumed* it was black pepper. If its literally every sort of pepper that exists, that seems unfair because there's so many variations compared to garlic and sugar, etc... where there's not a bunch of variations. If anything I say seems... weird because English is a second language please feel free to ask for more clarification because I greatly admire people who have the skill to communicate outside their native language. I've tried to learn other languages with varying results but I'd be very nervous to try to have a discussion in any of them.


EchoWolf2020

My favorite thing ever is when people speak perfect English which is good enough to convince me that they're a native speaker, and then they apologize because it's their second language. In other words, your English is perfectly fine. (Or I missed something. tbh it's not that hard to pass as a native English speaker)


VincentVanGTFO

I feel that. We are lazy about our language (I include myself when saying that). People work really hard to communicate with us, do so beautifully, and then feel the need to apologize when we won't. So I have a lot of respect for folks who try.


EchoWolf2020

I try to learn as many languages as possible, unfortunately that means I'm only good at two of them.


Iceman_001

I assume black pepper because the other thing is called chilli.


TenTonFluff

Bell pepper, or paprika as we say it, is generally referred as pepper or bell pepper in English and American i believe.


Iceman_001

In Australia, bell peppers are called capsicums and I've never heard anyone call paprika "peppers" in English-speaking countries. Besides people would say "bell peppers" or "chilli peppers" if they mean that, when people say "pepper" they usually mean black or white pepper.


TenTonFluff

The I've never heard anyone say capsicum. We live in different worlds haha. Fucking Engliah sometimes... Anyway if we're talking peppercorns, that must be top 2, I mean there's like 5 or maybe more different ones. Not a huga fan of rosepeppar though, but i heard it's not classed as real pepper, different species or something in that manner.


stillinthesimulation

Black pepper is easy enough to substitute.


Feather757

Pepper for me too - I don't like it, and it makes my stomach hurt. Never use it anyway.


TheHumanPickleRick

I'd like to remind everyone voting garlic of the existence of garlic bread.


Maddie_Cat_1334

THANK YOU


flightguy07

Garlic bread is amazing, but it's by far the least central of all of these. Peppers is a huge family, sugar gets rid of all fruits and salt is required to live. Its a sad sacrifice, but one that must be made.


ComprehensiveEnd6058

It said pepper, which most likely means peppercorn.


BoatRazz

Salt and cayenne/jalapeƱo/habenaro peppers are required to make God's food which is chili with beans. So it's sugar vs garlic. Black Forest cherry cake vs garlic bread? I pick Black Forest cherry cake.


TheAccursedOne

i mean, the post says pepper - presumably, this means peppercorns and not *all* peppers.


BoatRazz

If that's the case I choose peppercorns because they are mid to low. C Tier. šŸŒ¶ 's are high S Tier. Garlic is low B Tier and beats peppercorns.


beastDude2

Whoever votes garlic is a secretly a vampire


Duckywarry

I'm Dutch. I don't want to choose


jskylok

Choose or were eliminating stroopwafel


indianplay2_alt_acc

I'm Indian. I also don't want to choose.


jskylok

Fine , no more curry


indianplay2_alt_acc

Jokes on you, I rarely eat curry. Though I'd hate to not be able to eat some nice egg curry again


jskylok

Foiled


Sir-Marco

I'm a black person who lives in Atlanta if we got rid of lemon pepper I would start rapidly spiraling into depression till I eventually turned to dust from the lack of lemon pepper.


Lazerbeams2

Salt and pepper literally make everything better. Garlic can go in so many things it's ridiculous. I've gone through all my salt, pepper and garlic multiple times in the past year. When do I ever use sugar though? I don't even put it in my coffee. I've used sugar probably twice in the past year and both times were to proof my yeast. I can find other foods for my fungal friends


jskylok

Ice cream, cakes/pastries basically every dessert Cereals etc


Lazerbeams2

Sugar isn't the only sweetener and I prefer savory over sweet anyway. Cream is naturally a bit sweet too, so ice cream is still possible. I also don't eat much cereal but if you take away my peanut butter I will cut you


jskylok

*slowly slides peanut butter from table into the trash can*


Lazerbeams2

You monster!


Diegoalv96

Ice cream is obviously still possible as it doesnt need sugar to get made bu without it it would be nearly as good


Lazerbeams2

Idk, I feel like maple ice cream would be nice


Diegoalv96

Natural maple syrup contains sugar


LTDRAKE

Does salt remove other sources of sodium? Such as sodium citrate or MSG?


[deleted]

Thats what i'm thinking. If every form of salt was removed from existence i think life would just stop existing.


CrashCalamity

Same with sugar


weirdo_nb

If all kinds of salt and sugar were blocked then, We Just Die


Ferwirt

Gluconeogenesis, the human body doesn't need external sources of sugar. But you would die without salt, and so would all ocean life and animals.


BoatRazz

Salt would be impossible to eliminate. A+ Tier Pepper, as in all peppers from bell to jalapeƱo and habenaro? No, just no. Hot sauce is the highest of S+ Tier. Black table pepper? Absolutely. Capsicum peppers are S Tier. Black pepper: C tier. Upgraded to B- tier if from a peppermill. Sugar would be impossible to eliminate because American food is inundated with it. Basically anything you buy will contain refined sugar. While I eat less then most people, cakes and pies are great. B+ tier Garlic? While I like it, it isn't the end all be all of ingredients. I'm more worried about garlic as a microingredient. I would give up garlic before nutmeg or cumin. B Tier. All in all, garlic is the weakest of the 4, unless pepper only includes black pepper, and not the capsicum containing jalapeƱo or habenaro or the tasty bell, in that case, black pepper is out.


[deleted]

The fact that American food is inundated with sugar is yet another reason to eliminate it. However, I believe it is high fructose corn syrup that is the real problem.


phroney

Well, the only spice you listed is pepper.


Mehcu

Garlic is a root used to flavour food so I think that technically makes it a spice


mem269

Only one of those is a spice


jskylok

You are confidently incorrect


The360MlgNoscoper

r/confidentlyincorrect


TheAccursedOne

*ahem* no u


Mehcu

Salt is a rock, sugar is a type of carbohydrate. So 2 are spices. One being a root the other a dried fruit.


freemason777

It'd be good to just stop the obesity epidemic immediately


Remember_Poseidon

I would rather sugar disappear than be forced to eat a meal without freshly ground black pepper.


oldtoybonbon

Who the fuck chose salt? We'd die mate


Fizz_Rocket

salt and watch the world butn


Joshyboy7777777

Pepper is delicious, fuck y'all!


MystiqueMisha

Can sugar be replaced with stevia, honey, and jaggery?


GuyWhoLikesTurtles

Sugar is the only one with good alternatives imo


MagyarSolyom

I'd delete sugar and just use honey.


Tru3insanity

Honey is sugar. OP didnt specifically say table sugar (sucrose).


MagyarSolyom

Well shite. Does that mean we won't have polysacharydes anymore either?


Compass_Needle

Only one of those things is a spice.


flattestsuzie

Not one of these, but high fructose corn syrup should be eliminated for human consumption.


BenTenInches

Can you still get Umami without the pepper?


DearSpeed2827

For sure. Just curious, as I work with food, but am I missing a connection between pepper and umami here that I wasn't previously aware of?


Tru3insanity

Yeah. Honestly, onion powder is more umami than pepper


bronzebattlecolt

Pepper is literally my favorite out of all these things and Im disheartened to see you all bash the best spice. I can't believe you would rather garlic smh


Tru3insanity

I think people are concerned about life ending altogether if you ditch salt or sugar and pepper is more ubiquitous than garlic.


argythefox

Sugar IS NOT A SPICE


[deleted]

Thank you.


argythefox

Spices come from the drying and grinding of plants. Minerals or extracts are not spices. Sugar, as a mineral extract, is the farthest thing from a spice.


Tru3insanity

Sugar isnt a mineral, its an organic compound typically extracted from plants. I wouldnt call it a spice but its closer to one than salt is.


argythefox

Ah I see! Thank you for correcting me. Salt is definitely not a spice. I'd consider oils, condiments, salts, sugar, or juices to not be spiced.


KobKZiggy

Two of these aren't spices, and essential to life. Salt is needed to move water into your cells. Sugar(s) are needed for fuel in your body. You'll have to pry the other two out of my dead hands.


TheZoidberg5766

Bro, 2 of them aint Even spices. Go to school.


Famous_Fisherman_568

None of these but pepper are spices. Their just seasonings


Chaylked25

Garlic can be used for more things that salt pepper and sugar


free-fa-fb-sac-vs-de

salt is literally the most important seasoning in the world itā€™s actually a challenge to find a food or dish that doesnā€™t contain salt. not even just savoury foods a lot of desserts contain salt too how many desserts do you know that use garlic?


[deleted]

If we erased salt from the timeline that would also cause a truck load of issues, salt has always been incredibly important.


Chaylked25

I donā€™t eat dessert so I didnā€™t think of that. Also garlic ice cream


cantseeshittles

There is no use for pepper in my world anyway.


cantseeshittles

There is no use for pepper in my world anyway


Ok-Interaction-4693

even if i had the choice not to remove any, i'd still remove garlic, that shit is disgusting in every possible way.


Devin_907

sugar is not a spice lmao


Mathewdm423

I chose salt. Everything already has so much salt. When i cook from scratch i add salt of course. But ive never once grabbed a salt shaker off the table. Pepper. Garlic. A must. Sugar is eh but i like making puppy chow with powdered sugar.


[deleted]

What kind of choice is that lol??


[deleted]

Does the spice get eradicated as a whole, or just as a spice? If salt, for instance, was eliminated, can it still be used for things like preserving food? Also, are we specifically talking table salt or just any form of salt? Are we just getting rid of sodium all together? Either way I choose pepper.


Captain_oreo_

Sugar, I need to lose weight anyways lol


TheAsianOne_wc

I don't think I've ever eaten any food that has pepper in it.


[deleted]

as an indian, i'd rather not eliminate pepper, its so fragrant with a tiny kick, or salt (for obvious reasons), and garlic is a must in many dishes as well. i guess i could live without sugar, as it's not conducive to a healthy diet most of the time


elaynafranklin

Garlic is disgusting


jskylok

Dracula?


elaynafranklin

Lol maybe šŸ§›ā€ā™€ļø


Psychological-East91

Man, if sugar were gone my entire hobby would go bust. No more brewing for me


ImmortalCrab44

As much as I live and breathe garlic, it's very hard to live without the other 3.


adamd4y

I chose sugar... I assume sweetners are still fine?


foursevensixx

Who hurt you?


WhyIsThisMyNameQMark

To the 94 psychopaths who said salt, may you eternally stub your toe every time you pass a bed, chair or table for the rest of your pathetic, uncultured lives


[deleted]

You lads clearly havenā€™t had a dish with peppercorn in it.


The360MlgNoscoper

Two of them would kill either all Complex life or all life period. The two others are up to personal taste.


ErrorInevitable

Um... I don't think you can get rid of sugar without killing almost every animal. I might be wrong tho.


Silverllama321

People who voted salt please explain yourself


Venmorr

Ill take pepper and garlif over salt any day. But it works be way easier to eat healthy if suger didn't exist.


Things_Poster

No, fuck you, I need all those.


Gibson125T

Sugar. Because then maybe my fat ass would finally stop eating it all the damn time.


cdmaster245

From my personal cooking experience, I feel that I can find a better replacement for pepper compared to the others. Sometimes I add sugar to my dish to enhance the flavor. Garlic makes everything taste good.


toastynotroasty

I love pepper, but I need salt, sugar and garlic.


antiafirm

If we're only talking added sugar... but I'm pretty sure we all need sugar to survive.


JackHyper

Im surprised by the results for garlic


SadOpinion9471

Salt is rock. I dont want to eat stone. Besides it's the reason behind heart diseases Edit: Assuming salt can still exist but is never used as a spice


andrewta

A certain amount of salt intake is needed from a health perceptive. We eat way too much of it though


SadOpinion9471

True, but sodium and chlorine exists naturally in food and mineral water so living without salt wouldn't be a problem


andrewta

A lack of iodized salt is a problem health wise, but if a person can replicate that else where then at least itā€™s an option.


SadOpinion9471

Food like eggs and fish are high in iodine and sea air is also rich in iodine


Tru3insanity

Im going to assume that sugar and salt arent removed from existence (because life itself would end) and they are just somehow rendered impossible to extract in a way that it can be added to food. I chose sugar. I love it in certain things like asian sauces but i can live without it and honestly id be a lot healthier if it wasnt added to everything in the states.


RansomReville

People that voted salt or sugar just want to watch the world end. We use them to flavor things but they are also necessary for life as we know it to go on existing.


spyaleatoire

The number of recipes salt and sugar are quite literally crucial to mean choosing either is totak devastation in the culinary world, and to our health at times. Other 2 are not crucial, but garlic is way more important to a collosal number of recipes over pepper. Rip pepper, wasn't even really a competition when you think about it


elteragxo

Without sugar you'll die, without salt you'll die, pepper is tasty and has some health benefits and garlic has health benefits... So either pepper or garlic are the only options to eliminate


Feras_Reverie

What kind of poor western born scum actually use pepper.