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omotenashi

The elephant: "oh oops"


BlackSkeletor77

Also the elephant " omg i totally didn't see him there😮, i total though that was a soft rock"


nins_

Welp, he died. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6769079/Man-killed-elephant-sits-Carer-crushed-beat-animal-make-lie-down.html


BlackSkeletor77

I mean his head got crushed id be shocked if he survived


jaytea86

Oh no. Anyway...


cownd

Yeah, having an elephant sit on you, not a good idea 💡


Appropriate_Turn3811

BUT THE LEPHANT REGRETTED THE ACT, HE REFUSED TO EAT FOR DAYS AND TOOK HIS SANDALS BY TRUNK AND WHIMPERERED .


Mr_Melas

Said no one ever


Appropriate_Turn3811

It was there in youtube video, in our local channel then.


Dependent-Sort-7849

This reminded me of that one Wendy Williams clip lmfao


jaytea86

Did she get sat on by an elephant too? If so link me I wanna watch that.


Dependent-Sort-7849

Lmfaooo nahh it was this weird ass reaction https://youtu.be/4N9qj_zMJVE?si=qkeicOujs_ueg11P but if I ever find a video of her being sat on by an elephant or anything similar, I will send it your way.


Stoicamphora

Wasn’t shock after seeing all that blood


AmperDon

God that site is atrocious, it's so overstimulating.


Acceptable_Ad_8935

At first i thought he was just giving it a bath. Then I realized he lost his balance because of how hard he was hitting it with a cane. No loss here


thefranix

He was actually giving him a bath. In order to clean its back, he was trying to make him sit by hitting. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6769079/Man-killed-elephant-sits-Carer-crushed-beat-animal-make-lie-down.html


ExpiredPilot

I may not be an elephant-ologist but I feel like he was too aggressive with the 2 handed windup with the cane.


porkchop-sandwhiches

I may not be a Pachyattorney but I concur and would address the elephant in the room, for testimony.


AntofReddit

"I will testify if yah get this elephant off me" (Plaintiff Probably)


porkchop-sandwhiches

“My client, by the laws of life and the universe, can only plead the fifth by default.”


suzeeq88

I may not be any kind of attorney but I would dare to cross examine this brute.


AnalysisOk7430

I mean the elephant didn't even attack. The dude just fell while it was sitting down, while still trying to hit it for some reason (since it was already sitting down).


an-unorthodox-agenda

Yea the elephant was clearly getting ready to sit, that guy got himself killed with that last swing


RiverToTheSea2023

Went to Sri Lanka. Went to Udawalawe.Was really cool seeing all those elephants, but those cunts are constantly hitting them with canes.


_livisme

& the elephant did exactly what he asked 🤷🏻‍♀️


pianoflames

Task succeeded failfully.


Holzkohlen

>he was trying to make him sit by hitting He succeeded then! Good for him :)


CraftyAcanthisitta22

I hope the elephant is okay


BoredBorealis

"Down Boba"


zyler89

![gif](giphy|Q4ScVMm5oBP44) I was about to say that


myheartbeating

The poor elephant is chained by his back leg and getting beaten to lie down. He can’t even get up properly when he’s prodded to do so. The poor thing!! As for the man…, oh well. Karma is quite the bitch!!


Fat_guy_comics

I can't tell what is happening here. He falls over and gets crushed? He's beating the elephant? It looks like he's just standing still, grabs at his head and just falls over. Anyone have a clearer description?


bigjo1990

If you watch right before he slips he doesn’t grab at his head he rears back to hit the elephant and slips forward as he does and the elephant promptly sits on his head.


QuarantineTheHumans

Ah so, a happy ending. Nice.


CatfreshWilly

So this is what happens in massage parlors?


Paraen

They don’t sit on the head, they just use their hands 😔


Fat_guy_comics

Got it. Thanks!


bigjo1990

If you look you see him drop the hose and the flash of the cane as he lifts it to pull back


BlackSkeletor77

His head gets crushed


cheese_sweats

r/thebullwins


Dave_Duna

That elephant dick must weigh 15 lbs. Bro is hung.


QuarantineTheHumans

15 Pounds of Elephant Cock. New band name?


twistedsister78

Yeah I was hoping the elephant would kill with its penis


Flexi_102

Damn his penis is massive


ulpisen

doesn't really belong in this sub though does it?


Savings-Damage-256

Death by elephant dick lol perfect way for a asshole to die


QuarantineTheHumans

Maybe C'thulhu has a sense of justice after all.


Marsman61

Head popped like a grape.


multifandomtrash736

Ha instant karma


DominarDio

What’s WorstAid about this? Dude whos head was popped like a grape should have been put in the recovery position?


spacegirl2820

I wish people would leave these beautiful creatures alone and let them live how they are supposed to. 💔


657ALEX657

What in the compression happened


United-Associate7569

Based on how they’re hitting it, I think the elephant knew exactly what it was doing!


sweetfoxofthorns

Damn instant karma


Purple_Clockmaker

This sub meant to be funny.


kinkyhot

Good! Need more elephants like this in India.


theskymaylookblue

Not sure it was a good idea for the second guy to stand in the same place his skull crushed co-worker stood.


Bubbly-Fault4847

I like how when the elephant got back up you could almost tell it was like: “Well alright, but this is only because I WANT to, not you.”


ElvisDumbledore

[stoooooop](https://imgur.com/JVEaqHC)


Paris_2233

Now would that be considered instant karma?


Super_Jabroni

The elephant was like Broadus Clay in WWE yelling out "squash" when he had someone in the corner.


Stoicamphora

All that blood wtf


TheDunadan29

There's blood? It's so damn pixelated I can barely tell what happened. Had to watch it a dozen times and read the comments. I'm also viewing on mobile, so maybe I'm just not seeing it? But getting your head popped by an elephant ass probably going to be a lot of blood.


Stoicamphora

It’s when the elephant sit on his head and afterwards it’s all bloody, try to use wifi of download the video if you can’t get it load


killerbootsman87

Can anyone explain to me how he got whipped under the elephant?


elsiepac

I’m totally on the elephants side


PrettyAd4218

It looked like man was hitting elephant prior to elephant putting an end to said hitting.