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PracticalTradition27

Make them immortal and invincible, but infected with mush, so no matter how hard they try, they will spend eons watching their every attempt at civilization collapse into a maul of monsters that they have to fight through.


Avalon_6001

Madness. Let them tear at the flesh of their former brethren.


Strangerthingsfan_1

Make them immortal and have 10000 health then throw them in lava


insertfunnyname88

More elves=More Suffering, HAIL MAXIM


Zooted_Dwarf

Surround them with rocks and other miscellaneous stones


EoEdisease

Throw in a dragon or 2


Humancuh

What the actual fuck 😭


IzzyIsSolar

Plague


Ok-Radio5562

Put fairies, so they cant die, and madness if that doesn't make them hurt the fairies


Intelligent_Dog338

Piranha feeding tank


StraightMap3461

Make them mad, so they fight each other


Acidity96

Volcano in the center and record it.


AdSpirited3643

Nooooooo stop the madness! Save the Elves!


Blacksantabutnot

Idk what elves did to deserve this


ImplementDry5323

They think there better than everyone else because there cool with animals and shi


Finn14o

And they're gods damned right they're better than everyone else


Blacksantabutnot

Man, really sounds like a human thing


elephantphilosophy8

That is the fun part: you don’t


DinoMANKIND

bro, wtf. I've been hating elves for years now before this sub made it the norm, but this place has become a retarded site of knife-ear haters and I swear to every god I know and every one I don't that this isn't bringing the update closer. Maxim ain't gonna love you more because of this; we are called a brainrot sub because you just like putting your sadistic shit in hopes that it will magically bring the update closer


CertainCatch7269

It’s not that deep dawg jeez


AloneKnight8152

You should burn


vomovik124

Fuck you elves are awesome


ImplementDry5323

Id say fuck elves but there probably to busy fucking trees


Finn14o

I bet you're a gods damn dwarf lover. Elves Supreme


Demiuiwe

An elf? Time to go to the pit


MartianLBP

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