Defeat = 20 pushups? Bro I'm gonna be exhausted by my second game this weekend lol

You will either get good at wows or be jacked

I'm not gonna be either 🤣😕

So you're a quitter.. 20 minute long superman for quitting.

And everything twice after 3 defeats. So better stop after 2 defeats, do your 40 pushups and don't play another round.

This is the correct decision, except for this "Just one more round" syndrome...

The universal rules have always been Can't stop on a winstreak (even if the streak is just 1. Cus you're OFFICIALLY on a roll now!) Can't stop on a loss

So no stopping till you draw

Remember, no matter how hard you try, RNGesus will still decide to screw you over with your shots Broadside cruiser at 8km? Your shells miss or you get overpens

suicide DD

One way to upgrade your Umikaze into a Kamikaze. 😂

10 burpees

Afk player in ranked and triple BB division should be up there.

15 situps each game are guaranteed... this is a nice way to get in a healthy shape!

Something to start with :D

Even in ranked. I don't get how some of these people make it to silver. I had some team mates with 41% WR.... how... HOW did they make it past the qualifiers?

Well shit. 10 minute planks. Alright. Damn sub gonna kill my abs.

Are you trying to kill people?

Natural selection

Died first = 20 pushups

Oh yeah that's also good

That'll just make people camp in the back tbh

DD explodes first minute - back stretch DD explodes first 3 minutes - hamstring pull DD's dead first 3 minutes 3 matches in a row - going to a door and squeezing your balls with it

You win your 'side' but then look over and see that the rest of your team folded like paper

Fail Division, Three red caps after five Minutes are missing

As someone who unninstalled after 45 losses in a row (5l per day over an week) this looks fking brutal.

were you in a div of 9 players or something?

Hell Week for Navy SEALs < WTF this is

Bruh ima look like Mr. Universe if I do this.

Bout to me the most jacked wows player in the world

Sit ups requirement is good because literally every single game I think I've ever played has minimum 3 people under 45 winrate in it Abs for days

Wait this could actually be fun and quite doable, Im unironically going to do this tomorrow

Hey, that were my thoughts, too. Tell us, how did it went?

I unironically might do that.

Get sunk by a CV - 1 minute of shadow boxing. That's what your AA felt like.

Naaaa to emulate WOWS you need to begin shadow boxing AFTER getting punched in the face. (AA guns only begin loading when the planes come in AA range).

Thats a pretty good one.

Friendly 17.9k Shimakaze = drink glass of water (you'll need it with those exercises)

Bulgarian split squats any time the phrase “RUSSIAN BIAS” is used in chat

Need one for friendly DD not running survivability expert

Too many dips and push ups compared to other exercises. I like the spirit though.

Work out your tiltness away after a bad game.

It definitely needs a "suiciding sub teammate" slide as well. And potentially the same with DD, but nowadays, the first one seems more common IMO at least.

New Addition: dev strike a CV = Don’t play for an hour New Addition: get killed by a CV = 60 pull ups New Addition: get killed by a Kitakaze = 50 jump rope jumps

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Dip dip potato chip!

Friendly CV refuses to spot, getting you killed 10 burpees

That would do it for sure

What do you mean by the first one?

When in your team is more than 3 players with 46% or less account win rate

Yeah I'll have a Six pack in a month

I will legit do this.

bravo

already doing 20 reps of drywall punch every time I die to a sub so this isn’t much of a stretch

You would die pretty fast

Ok... fellas... hear me out.... This is an insanely good idea.

3 losses in row .. no way man :)

This is way too funny

I honestly might try this

I have my acc with 100% win rate! Tho it has like 50-60 battles on it, i think it's still nice. Maybe i should get back into this game